Just to piss you off - another crap log
posted by Rza
2000-12-26 16:14:33
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The evil truck driver man dies some more
At the Well
A circular stone well has been built here.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
Elfy the Elf is standing here, ridden by you.
A wealthy merchant is slowly strolling around here.
A simple servant quietly walks around, performing his duties.
* R W C>
A merchant leaves east.
A servant leaves east.
* R W C>f elfy
c 'fireball' elfy
You quickly recall your stored spell...
* W C Mana:Burning>
Ok.
You feel yourself exposed.
You stop riding Elfy.
Your fireball hits Elfy with full force, causing an immediate death.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Elfy's death cry.
Elfy is dead! R.I.P.
At the Well
A circular stone well has been built here.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
* W C Mana:Burning>
A scholar has arrived from the west.
* W C Mana:Burning>na eh elfy is killable?
Ok.
* W C Mana:Burning>na i just fireballed her
Ok.
* W C Mana:Burning>
A scholar leaves north.
* W C Mana:Burning>
A Man has arrived from the west.
* W C Mana:Burning>xc
examine corpse
corpse (here) :
a pile of coins
a loaf of bread
some cheese
some cheese
a pair of soft leather boots (brand new)
a thin pair of leather gloves (brand new)
a Grey Havens map
a map of Bree
a plain flowing skirt (brand new)
a torch
a loaf of bread
a loaf of bread
a loaf of bread
a plain shirt (brand new)
a fortune-cookie
a cup
a hunting knife (brand new)
a large sack
a torch
* W C Mana:Burning>
Urien narrates '*snicker*'
* W C Mana:Burning>whoi elfy
Elfy is a level one Noldorin Apprentice.
Is playing from *.com.
Gion narrates 'why?'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Niir narrates 'what?  newbie protection gone now?'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Tinar narrates 'I bash with shealthed weapon, and can't without weapon
shealthed...wierd.'
* W C Mana:Burning>
A Man leaves east.
* W C Mana:Burning>na i think protection gone
Ok.
* W C Mana:Burning>store fire
Ogden narrates 'has a group of lenged mages with foci ever spammed control
weather together in one spot to see what happens if they decrease temperature
like constantly in turns sleeping/casting?'
c 'store' fire
You start to concentrate...
Niir narrates 'shealthed????'
A fine feather quill dips itself into a golden inkwell and draws MaraJade.
You stored it.
* W C Mana:Burning>
MaraJade spanks you on your butt. Is it your birthday?
* W C Mana:Burning>
A scholar has arrived from the south.
* W C Mana:Burning>
A scholar puts a lantern on his belt.
A scholar lights a lantern.
* W C Mana:Burning>sa woops

MaraJade says 'stop'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Ok.
* W C Mana:Burning>At the Well
A circular stone well has been built here.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
MaraJade the Ainu is standing here.
An insolent scholar is here, pondering.
* W C Mana:Burning>sa i didnt mean it
Ok.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Gion narrates 'why kill her?'
* W C Mana:Burning>
A scholar leaves west.
* W C Mana:Burning>
MaraJade says 'don't make me ask to have you sauroned'
* W C Mana:Burning>
MaraJade says 'that's rediculous'
* W C Mana:Burning>sa ahr
Ok.
* W C Mana:Burning>nod
You nod solemnly.
* W C Mana:Burning>sa been there before!
Ok.
MaraJade sighs loudly.
* W C Mana:Burning>sc
170/170 hit, 110/123 mana, and 113/113 moves.
* W C Mana:Burning>
MaraJade says 'you delibrately disobeyed me'
* W C Mana:Burning>sa hm i didnt think it would work
Ok.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Niir narrates 'cause she loots whitie corpses and keeps the crap, pisses
everyone off, abuses newbie protection, etc.'
* W C Mana:Burning>
A Citizen Mercenary has arrived from the west.
* W C Mana:Burning>sa no i didnt disobey you
Ok.
* W C Mana:Burning>At the Well
A circular stone well has been built here.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
MaraJade the Ainu is standing here.
A citizen-mercenary is here, waiting for a job.
* W C Mana:Burning>sc
170/170 hit, 120/123 mana, and 113/113 moves.
* W C Mana:Burning>get corpse
You can't get the corpse of *an Elf*, it's too heavy.
* W C Mana:Burning>
A Citizen Mercenary has arrived from the west.
* W C>bc
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
* W C>butcher corpse

A Citizen Mercenary leaves east.
* W C>
You would never do anything so tasteless!
* W C>
A Citizen Mercenary leaves south.
* W C>hang corpse

A merchant has arrived from the north.
* W C>xc
You don't seem to find a suitable spot to hang anything.
* W C>examine corpse
corpse (here) :
a pile of coins
a loaf of bread
some cheese
some cheese
a pair of soft leather boots (brand new)
a thin pair of leather gloves (brand new)
a Grey Havens map
a map of Bree
a plain flowing skirt (brand new)
a torch
a loaf of bread
a loaf of bread
a loaf of bread
a plain shirt (brand new)
a fortune-cookie
a cup
a hunting knife (brand new)
a large sack
a torch
* W C>
Darkangel narrates 'Stealing Rohirrims etc :O)'
* W C>
MaraJade says 'you did'
* W C>drag corpse

Elfy tells you 'oh u little fucker, u will be sorry now! '
* W C>
Mulefoot narrates 'do you get in truoble for looting whitties corpse'
* W C>
You grasp the corpse and start dragging it.
* W C>
MaraJade says 'i said for you not to kill her again'
* W C>
A merchant leaves east.
* W C>
A scholar has arrived from the north.
* W C>
A merchant has arrived from the east.
* W C>
Niir narrates 'whitie looting whitie is frowned apon HUGE!'
* W C>
A scholar leaves west.
* W C>
Elfy suddenly appears in an explosion of rhymes!
* W C>
A merchant leaves east.
* W C>b elfy
c 'lightning bolt' elfy
You start to concentrate...
Elfy gets a torch from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a large sack from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a hunting knife from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a cup from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a fortune-cookie from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a plain shirt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a loaf of bread from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a loaf of bread from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a loaf of bread from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a torch from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a plain flowing skirt from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a map of Bree from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a Grey Havens map from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a thin pair of leather gloves from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a pair of soft leather boots from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets some cheese from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets some cheese from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a loaf of bread from the corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a pile of coins from the corpse of *an Elf*.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Ok.
The impact of your lightning bolt kills Elfy.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear Elfy's death cry.
Elfy is dead! R.I.P.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Niir narrates 'almost same as pstealing.'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Mandorallan narrates 'sauron list rza pleez'
* W C Mana:Burning>sa ah fuck what happend
Ok.

A merchant has arrived from the east.
* W C Mana:Burning>At the Well
A circular stone well has been built here.
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
MaraJade the Ainu is standing here.
A wealthy merchant is slowly strolling around here.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Mulefoot narrates 'but is it illeagle'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Mandorallan narrates 'elfy no longer deserves to die'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Korf narrates 'what'd he do?'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Saving Rza.
* W C Mana:Burning>
A merchant leaves west.
* W C Mana:Burning>slap me

MaraJade has jailed you in Fornost for 20 days.
* W C Mana:Burning>
You slap yourself, silly you.
* W C Mana:Burning>
You struggle to pull the corpse with you.
* W C Mana:Burning>t marajade oh no!
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Aschit2000-12-26 16:19:11
Why didn't you loot her fortune cookie?
Axel2000-12-26 16:24:13
there is worse ppl in mume than elfy, why not fight those first?? but I guess
it is fun to fight those who cant fight back
Rza2000-12-26 16:25:26
yes, yes it is.
Fredde2000-12-26 16:28:31
Mohahahahahhahaa
Fergus2000-12-26 16:39:04
Hmm.. I know Rza but I dont know Elfy... could someone please tell me why all
this happenned?? What did Elfy do? I know Rza wouldnt do it for no reason so
"please explain"...
Grang2000-12-26 17:15:34
nods, it would be smarter to fight me :)
Aschit2000-12-26 17:34:00
Elfy is a newbie 14 year old (RL) girl who spams songs from NSYNC and quotes the 'Hardy Boys' talking about how cute they are and she wants to kiss them RL. She does this for approx. an hour at a time, refusing all requests and even demands to shut the hell up.
Dorak2000-12-26 18:02:38
See how management is here? Elfy does not play, does not contribute to MUME in ANY way, abuses newbie protection to insult people and generally pisses people off and ye think someone should be sauroned for killing a lvl1 shemale? Marajade could get a clue.
Darkangel2000-12-26 19:05:08
This log gotta be really old or a fake log, because I don't remember that I've narrated that :O)
Vorlin2000-12-26 19:23:54
Elfy showed up on mume being a happy person who likes to chat. She didn't realize she was entering a realm of super-anal obsessive over-achieving assholes, so she was probably surprised when conversing like a normal human being resulted in being flamed left and right. So, as could be expected, she retaliated by becoming a bit nasty herself. Soon she'll be totally nasty, then she'll fit right in. Congratulations, another convert to Dickhead Land. Be proud.
Tolbor2000-12-26 19:32:30
We are
Drayl2000-12-26 21:23:54
This is a game Vorlin, a game we all enjoy playing, that's the thing that unites us. Elfy doesn't belong here.
elfy2000-12-26 21:33:21
haha! thats funny vorlin! thanks its true! and im not some 14 year old, im 16 retards...so get it right next time, and i dont spam about i wanna kiss anybody? i just spam about how hot they r! so neener neener to u!
Vorlin2000-12-26 22:07:18
Well, don't thank me -too- much, you should use the 'sing' channel for non-game talking, do that and noone who is in any way reasonable should find fault with you.
Ethar2000-12-26 22:39:00
elfy, goforver, you dont beg here. this is mume, not an aol chatroom.
Ethar2000-12-26 22:39:16
that goforver thing, was suppose to be go away forever...
voile2000-12-27 01:53:49
isnt elfy a smob ?
Juston2000-12-27 04:04:33
Soooo, is newbie protection gone or was this some sort of a weird bug?
a thief2000-12-27 04:07:12
hmm time to test my back stab *nod self*
Alcion2000-12-28 00:24:20
Jag hejjar på Rza och Grang. Gogogogo!
shadrach likes2000-12-28 10:09:42
:=O
shadrach2000-12-28 10:10:01
*SLAP SELF*
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