Daggers of the Trolls
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An Abandoned Cellar
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
Aleister is standing here.
Själv is standing here.

o C>time

Saving Hercules.

o C>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
6pm on Trewsday, the 11th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 04:47:12 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>sa 2 more ticks
Ok.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>l
An Abandoned Cellar
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
Aleister is standing here.
Själv is standing here.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

<<< After some lagging and some spamming we make it to the brush (just east of Bathmurz). >>>

o C Move:Weak>l
Dark Clump of Trees
A huge warg is here, moving in for the kill.
Aleister is standing here.
Själv is standing here.
A huge warg hits your right hand very hard.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Healthy>
You crush a huge warg's left forefoot extremely hard.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Fine>
Aleister joins your fight.
Aleister hits a huge warg's body extremely hard.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Fine>con
Själv joins your fight.
Are you mad!?
A huge warg says 'Bastard! I'll get you for that, Själv!'
A huge warg says 'Prepare to die, Själv!'
Själv crushes a huge warg's right hindleg hard.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
A huge warg lightly hits your right hand and tickles it.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
Aleister hits a huge warg's left hindfoot extremely hard.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
A huge warg has arrived from the west.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
Själv crushes a huge warg's body extremely hard.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
A huge warg hits your left leg very hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
A huge warg hits your left leg and tickles it.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
You crush a huge warg's left hindfoot extremely hard and shatter it.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Wounded>
A huge warg hits your right foot and tickles it.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Wounded>
A huge warg hits your body and tickles it.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Wounded>
Necronomicon narrates 'lamil :), gerl meho pabev! fafe'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Wounded>
You crush a huge warg's right forefoot extremely hard and shatter it.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak a huge warg:Wounded>
A huge warg strongly hits your left arm.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Wounded>
A huge warg hits your right foot and tickles it.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Wounded>
A huge warg hits your body hard.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Wounded>
Själv crushes a huge warg's right hindleg extremely hard and shatters it.
You crush a huge warg's left foreleg extremely hard and shatter it.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Awful>
A huge warg hits your left foot hard.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Awful>
Aleister hits a huge warg's left hindfoot extremely hard and shatters it.
A huge warg is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Dying>
Själv crushes a huge warg's right foreleg extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear a huge warg's death cry.
A huge warg is dead! R.I.P.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Healthy>l

A huge warg strongly hits your left hand.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Healthy>Dark Clump of Trees
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.
Själv is standing here.
A huge warg is here, fighting YOU.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Healthy>
You crush a huge warg's right forefoot very hard.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Fine>
Själv joins your fight.
Aleister joins your fight.
A huge warg says 'Bastard! I'll get you for that, Aleister!'
A huge warg says 'It was your last mistake Aleister! I will remember you!'
A huge warg says 'Bastard! I'll get you for that, Själv!'
A huge warg says 'It was your last mistake Själv! I will remember you!'

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Fine>
Själv crushes a huge warg's body hard.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Fine>
Aleister hits a huge warg's left foreleg extremely hard.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak a huge warg:Fine>
A huge warg hits your body.

o C HP:Wounded Move:Weak a huge warg:Fine>
Aleister hits a huge warg's left foreleg very hard.

o C HP:Wounded Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
A huge warg hits your body very hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

o C HP:Wounded Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>stat
Aleister hits a huge warg's left hindleg very hard.
OB: 56%, DB: 22%, PB: 18%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 45. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 12,946 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the body.
- a deep wound at the left leg.
- noquit

o C HP:Wounded Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
You crush a huge warg's body very hard.

o C HP:Wounded Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
A huge warg strongly hits your right arm.

o C HP:Wounded Move:Weak a huge warg:Hurt>
You crush a huge warg's right hindfoot very hard.

o C HP:Wounded Move:Weak a huge warg:Wounded>
A huge warg lightly hits your right hand.

o C HP:Wounded Move:Slow a huge warg:Wounded>stat
OB: 56%, DB: 22%, PB: 18%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 45. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 12,589 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the body.
- a deep wound at the left leg.
- noquit

o C HP:Wounded Move:Slow a huge warg:Wounded>
A huge warg strongly hits your body.

o C HP:Bad Move:Slow a huge warg:Wounded>
You flee head over heels.
In The Brush
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ South ^West^.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>s
Dark Clump of Trees
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
Aleister is here, fighting a huge warg.
Själv is here, fighting a huge warg.
A huge warg is here, fighting Aleister.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ West.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>z
ass aleister
You are too afraid.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>
A huge warg hits Aleister's body hard.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>zz
sc
ass sjalv
You are too afraid.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>43/197 hit, and 11/106 moves.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>
A huge warg hits Aleister's right arm very hard.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>cha wim 40
z
Wimpy set to: 40

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>ass aleister
You assist Aleister.
A huge warg says 'It was your last mistake Hercules! I will remember you!'
You crush a huge warg's body extremely hard and shatter it.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak a huge warg:Bad Aleister:Fine>agg
cha moo agg
Ok.
A huge warg hits your right foot.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak a huge warg:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
In The Brush
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ West.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>w
Dark Clump of Trees
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
Aleister is here, fighting a huge warg.
Själv is here, fighting a huge warg.
A huge warg is here, fighting Aleister.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ West.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>sc

A huge warg strongly hits Aleister's right leg.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>38/197 hit, and 5/106 moves.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>
Själv crushes a huge warg's left hindfoot very hard and shatters it.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>cha wim 30
z
Wimpy set to: 30

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>ass aleister
You assist Aleister.
A huge warg says 'It was your last mistake Hercules! I will remember you!'
You crush a huge warg's right foreleg extremely hard and shatter it.
A huge warg is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

o C HP:Bad Move:Fainting a huge warg:Dying Aleister:Fine>
Själv crushes a huge warg's left forefoot extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear a huge warg's death cry.
A huge warg is dead! R.I.P.

o C HP:Bad Move:Fainting>sle
You go to sleep.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>sc
40/197 hit, and 5/106 moves.

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>stat
OB: 53%, DB: -53%, PB: 18%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 30. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 9,353 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- panic
- a light wound at the body.
- a deep wound at the left leg.
- noquit

o C HP:Bad Move:Weak>info
You are a male Hill Troll.
You are 34 years and 3 days old.
You have played 1 hour (real time).
This ranks you as Hercules the Troll Sentry (level 6).
You are eight feet eight and weigh fifty-nine stone.
Perception: vision -10, hearing -46, smell -80. Alertness: normal.
You are totally corrupted by the Evilness of Morgoth!
You are carrying forty-four pounds of equipment. A tad uncomfortable, but no
problem.
Your base abilities are: Str:24 Int:6 Wis:4 Dex:16 Con:20 Wil:11 Per:7.
Offensive Bonus: 53%, Dodging Bonus: -53%, Parrying Bonus: 18%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 50/197 hit, and 14/106 movement points.
Your mood is aggressive. 
You will flee if your hit points go below 30.
You have scored 53,647 experience points and you have 128 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 9,353 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 4 silver pennies.
You are speaking Morbeth.
You will climb if necessary.

You are subjected to the following temporary effects:

*** Return: continue, b: back one page, r: redisplay, q:quit (92%) *** q
o C HP:Wounded Move:Slow>sc
81/197 hit, and 45/106 moves.

o C HP:Wounded Move:Tired>
You feel bolder.

o C HP:Wounded>
Saving Hercules.

C HP:Hurt>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
5am on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
It should be the end of the night soon.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 04:59:05 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C HP:Hurt>sc
128/197 hit, and 94/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>
Saving Hercules.

o C HP:Fine>sc
197/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C>wa
st
You wake, and sit up.

o C>
You stand up.

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.
Själv is sleeping here with his cock in a knot around a tree.

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.
Själv is sleeping here with his cock in a knot around a tree.

o C>map da
   Influence of Sauron on Nearby Zones
      -----------------------------
     |        .       =============|
     |        .       =============|
     |        .      ==============|
     |        .      ==============|
     |    ++ .....  ===============|
     |  ++++.+....--X==============|
     |++++++...     ===============|
     |        .    ================|
     |       ..    ================|
     |       .     ================|
     |       .     ================|
     |       .     ================|
     |       ..    ================|
     |        ... =================|
     |          ...================|
      -----------------------------

o C>
Själv wakes up.

o C>exi
North - In The Brush
East  - In The Brush
West  - Dark Clump of Trees

o C>sc
Själv clambers on his feet.
197/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C>st

Aleister sits down and rests.

o C>
You are already standing.

o C>w
Dark Clump of Trees
Exits: ^North^ East *West*.

o C>e
Dark Clump of Trees
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
Aleister is resting here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ West.

o C>sc
197/197 hit, and 103/106 moves.

o C>exi
North - In The Brush
East  - In The Brush
West  - Dark Clump of Trees

o C>r
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

o C>sc
197/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is standing here.

o C>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from the west riding a pony.

* C>st
You stop resting, and stand up.

* C>1

*a Hobbit* leaves east riding a pony.

o C>1
4
k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C>k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C>4
k *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o C>k *hobbit*
They aren't here.

o C>
Aleister stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

o C>exi
e
North - In The Brush
East  - In The Brush
West  - Dark Clump of Trees

o C>e
In The Brush
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ West.

o C>e

The sun burns you! 
You slowly turn into stone.

* C HP:Hurt>In the Brush
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* C HP:Hurt>Lonely Scrubland
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* C HP:Hurt>w
w
w
In the Brush
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* C HP:Hurt>Själv narrates 'hobbit!!'

w
Aleister leaves west.
In The Brush
Aleister is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* West.

* C HP:Hurt>Dark Clump of Trees
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
Exits: *North* *East* West.

o C HP:Hurt>Aleister leaves west.
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is standing here.
Exits: *North* East *West*.

o C HP:Hurt>e

Aleister leaves west.

o C HP:Hurt>Dark Clump of Trees
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
The corpse of a huge warg is lying here.
Exits: *North* *East* West.

o C HP:Hurt>
Aleister has arrived from the west.

o C HP:Hurt>w
Dark Clump of Trees
Exits: *North* East *West*.

o C HP:Hurt>
Bup narrates 'where'

o C HP:Hurt>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is standing here.
Själv is standing here.

o C HP:Hurt>exi
North - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.
East  - Dark Clump of Trees
West  - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.

o C HP:Hurt>sc
130/197 hit, and 89/106 moves.

o C HP:Hurt>r
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

o C HP:Hurt>sc
131/197 hit, and 90/106 moves.

o C HP:Hurt>
Aleister sits down and rests.

o C HP:Hurt>map da
   Influence of Sauron on Nearby Zones
      -----------------------------
     |        .          ==========|
     |        .         ===========|
     |        .        ============|
     |        .        ============|
     |    ++ .....    =============|
     |  ++++.+....--X-=============|
     |++++++...       =============|   << AYYY! Where did my darkness go??? >>
     |        .      ==============|
     |       ..      ==============|
     |       .       ==============|
     |       .       ==============|
     |       .       ==============|
     |       ..      ==============|
     |        ...   ===============|
     |          .....==============|
      -----------------------------

o C HP:Hurt>
Aleister narrates 'sunburn'

o C HP:Hurt>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is standing here.

o C HP:Hurt>r
sc
You are already resting.

o C HP:Hurt>136/197 hit, and 95/106 moves.

o C HP:Hurt>sc
136/197 hit, and 96/106 moves.

o C HP:Hurt>curse
You swear loudly for a long time.

o C HP:Hurt>sc
137/197 hit, and 97/106 moves.

o C HP:Hurt>sc
Själv narrates '6 6 zones e of bree'
137/197 hit, and 97/106 moves.

o C HP:Hurt>exi
North - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.
East  - Dark Clump of Trees
West  - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.

o C HP:Fine>sc
139/197 hit, and 98/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>sc
139/197 hit, and 99/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>sc

Aleister narrates '>>> REGRESS <<< btw'

o C HP:Fine>139/197 hit, and 99/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>sc
140/197 hit, and 99/106 moves.
Själv narrates '6 zones e of bree'

o C HP:Fine>sc
140/197 hit, and 100/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>sc
140/197 hit, and 100/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>sle
You go to sleep.

o C HP:Fine>sc
141/197 hit, and 101/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>sc
153/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
10am on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The sun is already high in the sky.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:03:30 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C HP:Fine>sc
158/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>cha wim 0
Wimpy set to: 0

o C HP:Fine>sc
181/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>
Saving Hercules.

o C HP:Fine>sc
183/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.
o C HP:Fine>sc
191/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>wa
r
You wake, and sit up.

o C HP:Fine>l
You rest your tired bones.

o C HP:Fine>Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is sleeping here.

o C HP:Fine>sc
192/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C HP:Fine>act raping you
Ok.

o C HP:Fine>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is sleeping here.

o C HP:Fine>stat
OB: 56%, DB: -28%, PB: 18%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 9,353 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- novoid
- a light wound at the body.
- a deep wound at the left leg.

o C HP:Fine>
Donutello sings 'fucking yahoo game channel is full of bugs - damn thing keeps
gpfing on me and i'm trying to follow the oregon texas game'

o C>sc
197/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
11am on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The sun is very high, it must be noon soon.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:05:13 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>map da
   Influence of Sauron on Nearby Zones
      -----------------------------
     |        .               =====|
     |        .              ======|
     |        .             =======|
     |        .             =======|
     |    ++ .....         ========|
     |  ++++.+....--X-----=========|
     |++++++...           =========|
     |        .           =========|
     |       ..          ==========|
     |       .           ==========|
     |       .           ==========|
     |       .           ==========|
     |       ..          ==========|
     |        ...       ===========|
     |          .....    ==========|
      -----------------------------

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is sleeping here.

o C>
Donutello sings 'me and my roommates are too cheap to get cable so can't watch
it on ESPN :('

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
12pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The sun is near its zenith, it's noon.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:05:43 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>
Venal narrates 'hmm trapped in sun. hobbit just ran passed me :) doh'

o C>
Själv wakes up.

o C>
Själv rests.

o C>
Reef narrates 'duh, silly boy'

o C>narr hehe, we saw him too :P

Venal narrates 'hehe nod'

o C>
Ok.

o C>
Aleister narrates 'Heheh, Hercules was trying to chase him :P'

o C>sc
197/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C>who a
Ainur
-----
 [Mw] Manatark the Darklight  (Linkless)
 [ M] Sprocket the Dog of Good and Evil 
 [Mw] Eolung of the House of Eorl 
 [Ms] Deor ! 
 [ M] Raiden   (Idle)
 [Mc] Dorn is mostly afk 
 [Mc] Donutello thought of a cool title but it's too lon 
 [ M] Humala - Fountain of Divine Wisdom  (Idle)

8 players on.

o C>pray can we get sanctuary? Us level 4-6 trollies are going to raid fnost
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is resting here.

o C>
Själv narrates 'yea, in to the fakking sun!'

o C>sc
197/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C>sc
197/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
1pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The sun is near its zenith, it's noon.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:06:53 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>whois spfthirty
Spfthirty is a level ten Cave Troll Softskin.
I am the proud inventor of Paleface-block, the newest development in Troll
skin care.  I currently am looking for test subjects to test the effectiveness
of the block on Trolls.  I happily report that tests with orcs and numenoreans
were completely successful.  Not a single orc or numenorean sundied during the
six-month test period!

o C>
Saving Hercules.

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is resting here.

o C>sc
197/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C>sc

Donutello sings 'wow - 3 turnovers in 10 seconds'

o C>197/197 hit, and 106/106 moves.

o C>cha cla
You may choose among the following titles:
  Softskin
  Sentry

o C>cha cla softskin
Ok.

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is resting here.

o C>prac
You have 0 practice sessions left.
Skill / Spell          Knowledge  Difficulty Class      Mana Casting time
Wilderness             Good       Normal     General   
Bash                   Fair       Hard       Warrior   
Concussion weapons     Good       Normal     Warrior   
Endurance              Poor       Very hard  Warrior   
Parry                  Poor       Normal     Warrior   

o C>train all
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o C>st
You stop resting, and stand up.

o C>train all
You start refreshing all of your skills...

r
Donutello sings 'first texas turns it over on downs, then oregon throws an
interception then texas throws one on the very next play'

None of your skills needed refreshing.

o C>
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
2pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
According to the sun, it must be early in the afternoon.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:08:12 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>watch 2pm
emote points at his digital watch, it reads 2pm.
Ok.

o C>
Kakarot narrates 'what a pile of crap that was'

o C>
Kakarot narrates 'well they shoulda tied it and bj drops 2 td's'

o C HP:Fine>sc
198/200 hit, and 107/108 moves.

o C HP:Fine>stat
OB: 56%, DB: -28%, PB: 18%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 9,353 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the left leg.
- novoid
- a light wound at the body.

o C HP:Fine>r
You are already resting.

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is resting here.

o C>pray we need a god to help raid fnost
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

o C>
Aleister honks happily.

o C>pray can you kill the gates for us when we get there?
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

o C>
The Ainulindalë whispers to you 'was suppose to be a hero not a destructor'

o C>pray i am a hero!
You send your prayer to the Ainur.

o C>
The voice of Donutello whispers to you 'ok i have 7 labors for you - you can
start with my laundry'

o C>
Saving Hercules.

o C>
Deor tells you '
You guys all playing from a lab or something?'

o C>t deor umm, makeshift lab :P
Ok.

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
5pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The sun is already low, it's the end of the afternoon.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:10:38 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>exi
North - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.
East  - Dark Clump of Trees
West  - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.

o C>sc
200/200 hit, and 108/108 moves.

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is resting here.

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
5pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The sun is already low, it's the end of the afternoon.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:11:16 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>exi
North - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.
East  - Dark Clump of Trees
West  - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
6pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The sun is already low, it's the end of the afternoon.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:11:53 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is resting here.

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is resting here.

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
6pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The sun is already low, it's the end of the afternoon.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:12:26 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>
Venal narrates 'oh my god.. I just 'fumbled' wtf was that about'

o C>l
Dark Clump of Trees
Aleister is resting here.
Själv is resting here.

o C>exi
North - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.
East  - Dark Clump of Trees
West  - The glare of the sun burns your eyes.

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
7pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The red sun in the west beams its last piercing rays.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:13:17 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>
Venal narrates 'u would think over 100% would prevent that :) hehe .. guess
not'

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
7pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
You feel your Master's influence decreasing.
The red sun in the west beams its last piercing rays.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:13:32 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>
The sun slowly disappears in the west.

o C>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
8pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
The sun is slowly disappearing in the west.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:13:38 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C>st
You are already standing.

o C>wa
w
You are already awake...

o C>Thorny Scrubland
Exits: ^North^ East ^West^.

* C>n
Chalk Plains
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C>w
w
Plains by the Hedge
A lone hawk soars high above you.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C>w
Plains by the Hedge
Exits: ^North^ ^East^.

* C>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

<< some dirs later>>

* C>w
The Old East Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

* C>w
Venal narrates 'hehe'

w
The Old East Road
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C>Border of the Lone-lands
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
You smell blood.
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.                            
A hardened ranger hits Själv's left leg extremely hard. <<  DOH!!! POOR Själv!!!>>
A hardened ranger hits Själv's body very hard.
A grey wolf has arrived from the south.
A starved grey wolf has arrived from the south.

* C>w
The Formen-Rómen Trail
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C>w
w
Old East Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

* C>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^West^.
You suddenly notice a mean brigand.
You suddenly notice a mean brigand.
You smell blood.

* C>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

* C>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

* C>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^.

* C>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C Move:Slow>w
Old East Road
A black hood lies on the ground.
A black pair of pants are on the ground.
A black shirt is on the ground.
The snake slithers towards you.
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^.

o C Move:Slow>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C Move:Slow>n

Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o C Move:Slow>w
Old East Road Crossing
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>w
Old East Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^.

o C Move:Slow>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Slow>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Slow>wc
w
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Slow>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C Move:Slow>w
Old East Road
A pair of thin leather gloves are lying here.
A thin pair of soft leather boots are on the ground.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>w
Road out of Breeland
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>w
Well Kept Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>w
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Junction
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>w
Paved Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>Paved Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>Paved Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Weak>w
w
Bend in the Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^.

o C Move:Weak>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o C Move:Weak>n
Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C Move:Weak>n
Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C Move:Weak>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Weak>n

*an Orc* yells 'gate'

o C Move:Weak>Connecting Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C Move:Weak>wc

*an Orc* yells 'shit'

o C Move:Weak>n
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* yells 'coze'

o C Move:Weak>wc
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*a Man* is here, riding a trained horse.
*an Elf* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a noble Elf* is here, riding a pack horse (Shrouded).
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
You smell blood.

* C Move:Weak>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C Move:Weak>w

*an Orc* yells 'oermg'

* C Move:Weak>cw
Large Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Weak>wc
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o C Move:Weak>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Weak>wc

*an Orc* yells '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o C Move:Weak>e
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Weak>West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*a Man* is here, riding a trained horse.
*an Elf* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a noble Elf* is here, riding a pack horse (Shrouded).
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

wc
* C Move:Weak>1
*a Man* leaves east riding a trained horse.
*an Elf* leaves east.
*a Man* leaves east.
*a Man* leaves east.
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C Move:Weak>* C Move:Fainting *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
k *elf*
You try to crush *a noble Elf*, but he parries successfully.

wc
* C Move:Fainting *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*.
*Mammoth the Orc* and *an Orc* have arrived from the west riding a hungry
warg.

* C Move:Fainting *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
*an Orc* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* C Move:Fainting *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
*a Hobbit* leaves east.

wc
* C Move:Fainting *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
*a noble Elf* strongly pierces your left arm and tickles it.

1
* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting *a noble Elf*:Healthy>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.
*a noble Elf* swiftly dodges Aleister's attempt to hit him.
*Mammoth the Orc* and *an Orc* leave west riding a hungry warg.   <<<< WHAT THE HELL???>>>
*a noble Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.                        <<< There are ORCS here?!>>
*a noble Elf* leaves east riding a pack horse.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>wc
k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>wc
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.
*a noble Elf* leaves east riding a pack horse.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>2
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'rot'

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>3
k *man*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>s
k *dwarf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>wc
You are too exhausted.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
You are too tired to yell.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>1
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
You are too tired to yell.
*Mammoth the Orc* and *an Orc* have arrived from the west riding a hungry
warg.
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'rotfl'

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>1
2
k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>3
k *man*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>1
k *dwarf*
They aren't here.
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'heheh'

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>l
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Mammoth the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *Mammoth the Orc*.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>
*an Orc* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>cac
You cackle gleefully.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>
Aleister says 'hi'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* gets a bastard sword from a leather backpack.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* stops using an engraved broadsword.
*a dreadful Orc* masterfully draws a bastard sword.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* puts an engraved broadsword in a leather backpack.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* stops using a forest green cloak.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* gets a black warg fur from a leather backpack.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* slurs, ehya
*a dreadful Orc* wears a black warg fur about his body.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>sa hullo

*a dreadful Orc* puts a forest green cloak in a leather backpack.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
Ok.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*Mammoth the Orc* says: what levels you

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* slurs, lets charge em?
Donutello sings 'oregon took an intentional safety'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
Reef narrates 'well i'll be buggered'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
Aleister says '5'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'they lowbies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*Mammoth the Orc* giggles.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* giggles.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>sa level 6
l
Ok.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Mammoth the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *Mammoth the Orc*.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* falls down laughing.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
Aleister smiles viciously.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'hehe'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a Man* yells 'no'
*an Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* yells 'cmon!'

o C Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'what fags'

o C Move:Weak>wc
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'rotfl'

o C Move:Weak>
*a Man* yells 'fuck you'

o C Move:Weak>
Saving Hercules.

o C Move:Weak>
*Mammoth the Orc* says: spam em 8P

o C Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'hehehe'

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* slurs, hehe

o C Move:Weak>
*a noble Elf* yells 'yell mure a need to learn morbeth'
Aleister smiles viciously.

o C Move:Weak>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Weak>
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o C Move:Weak>l
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Mammoth the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *Mammoth the Orc*.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Elf* yells 'fuck you batch!!!!!!!!!!!'
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'hehehe'

o C Move:Weak>
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o C Move:Weak>
*an Elf* yells 'fuck yoo bitch!!!!!!!!!!!'

o C Move:Weak>
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* yells 'trollies lawbaa'

o C Move:Weak>w
Large Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Weak>e
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Mammoth the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *Mammoth the Orc*.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
wc
*an Orc* yells 'cmon!'

o C Move:Weak>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'who are these trolls? you rock'

o C Move:Weak>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Weak>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'hehehe'

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* slurs, go hit em

o C Move:Weak>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
10pm on Hevensday, the 12th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
It must be the middle of the night.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:16:20 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Weak>l
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Mammoth the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *Mammoth the Orc*.
Aleister is standing here.

o C Move:Weak>
Aleister leaves east.

o C Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'trolls storm e?'

o C Move:Weak>sa what now?
Ok.

o C Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* falls down laughing.

o C Move:Weak>
*Mammoth the Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* slurs: well he's dead

o C Move:Weak>
Aleister has arrived from the east.

o C Move:Weak>l

*an Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Weak>
*Mammoth the Orc* says: trolls first!

o C Move:Weak>West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Mammoth the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *Mammoth the Orc*.
Aleister is standing here.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Elf* yells 'laflkjogfy!!!!!!!!!!!!lkjopafjlkdfoisdof!!!!!!!! fock the trolls!!!!!!1'

o C Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'what a badass'

o C Move:Weak>
*a Man* has arrived from the east riding a trained horse.
*an Elf* has arrived from the east.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.

* C Move:Weak>
*a Man* pounds your right leg extremely hard.
*a dreadful Orc* gives a round of applause.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Healthy>
*Mammoth the Orc* says: hehe
You crush *a Man*'s head extremely hard and tickle it.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>
*Mammoth the Orc* smites *an Elf*'s head very hard.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>e

*a dreadful Orc* strongly slashes *a Man*'s right foot and tickles it.
*an Orc* smites *an Elf*'s left hand hard.
Aleister smiles viciously.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>1
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
*an Orc* falls down laughing.
*an Elf* barely pierces *Mammoth the Orc*'s body and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>k *elf*
You're already fighting!

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>1

*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>
*an Orc* pounds *a Man*'s body extremely hard and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>23
k *elf*
You're already fighting!

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>
*a noble Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>cw
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
*a Man* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a Man* raises his voice and ancient powers make *Mammoth the Orc* twist in
pain.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>wc

*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>wc
wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.
*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Elf* leaves west.
*an Orc* tries to smite *a noble Elf*, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>
Aleister tries to hit *a noble Elf*, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>1

*a dreadful Orc* sends *a Man* sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>2

*an Elf* has arrived from the west.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>k *elf*
You're already fighting!
*a Man* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a Man* raises his voice and ancient powers make *Mammoth the Orc* twist in
pain.
*an Orc* pounds *a Man*'s head extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>3
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
k *man*
You're already fighting!
*an Elf* leaves east.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>4
k *dwarf*
They aren't here.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>
*a noble Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a noble Elf* leaves south riding a pack horse.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>1
k *hobbit*
They aren't here.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>2
k *elf*
They aren't here.
You crush *a Man*'s left leg very hard and tickle it.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>1
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...
k *man*
You're already fighting!

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>*a noble Elf* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
k *elf*
You're already fighting!

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>
A hungry warg panics, and throws *an Orc* off
*Mammoth the Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Fine>
*Mammoth the Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* slashes *a Man*'s head extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>wc

*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* leaves west.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>1

Aleister tries to hit *a noble Elf*, but he parries successfully.
*a dreadful Orc* sighs loudly.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.
*a noble Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>
k *elf*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a noble Elf* pierces Aleister's left leg and shatters it.

2
* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>3

*a Man* has arrived from the west.

1
* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>
*a noble Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a noble Elf* leaves south riding a pack horse.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>
*a Man* leaves east.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>k *man*
You're already fighting!

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>2
k *dwarf*
They aren't here.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak *a Man*:Hurt>k *elf*
They aren't here.
*a Man* seems to have recovered his senses.
You crush *a Man*'s left arm extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting *a Man*:Hurt>3
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
k *man*
You're already fighting!
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.
*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* leaves south riding a trained horse.
*Mammoth the Orc* strongly smites *a noble Elf*'s right leg and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>4

*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>k *dwarf*
They aren't here.
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* smites *a Man*'s left leg extremely hard.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a noble Elf* barely pierces *Mammoth the Orc*'s body and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>1
k *hobbit*
They aren't here.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
k *elf*
You approach *a noble Elf*, trying to crush him.
*a noble Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a noble Elf* leaves south riding a pack horse.
*a Man* pounds *an Orc*'s left foot extremely hard.

2
* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>1

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a Man* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a Man* raises his voice and ancient powers make *Mammoth the Orc* twist in
pain.
*a Man* slashes *Mammoth the Orc*'s right hand.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>agg
* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
*a Man* approaches *an Orc*, trying to pound him.
k *man*
You approach *a Man*, trying to crush him.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>1

You begin to see some clouds.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>2

You crush *a Man*'s left arm extremely hard and tickle it.
*Mammoth the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Mammoth the Orc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>3

*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* leaves south.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>w
k *elf*
They aren't here.
*an Orc* pounds *a Man*'s right hand extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>cha moo agg
Ok.
*a Man* has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>k *elf*
They aren't here.
*a Man* leaves east.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>wc
1
k *man*
You're already fighting!

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>k *dwarf*
They aren't here.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*a dreadful Orc* slashes *a Man*'s body extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
You are too tired to yell.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>2
k *elf*
They aren't here.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>k *man*
You're already fighting!

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>wc

*a Man* has arrived from the south riding a trained horse.
*a Man* sends *an Orc* sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Fine>2
*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* leaves east.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
You are too tired to yell.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>
*a Man* leaves east riding a trained horse.
*a Man* leaves east.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>3
k *man*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>k *dwarf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>1
k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>2
z
k *man*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>ass aleister
You cannot assist someone who is not fighting.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>l
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Aleister is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>l

*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* yells 'laugh'

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Aleister is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>
*a dreadful Orc* yells 'pathetic'

* C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>
*an Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>
*an Orc* falls down laughing.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>
*an Orc* giggles.

o C HP:Fine Move:Exhausted>
*a Half-Elf* yells 'SHUT UP'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* slurs, yeah it was

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* grumbles :  that as funny

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*Mammoth the Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* drinks water from a water skin.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
Aleister says 'fun fun'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>l
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Aleister is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here trying to concentrate, riding a hungry warg.
*Mammoth the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*Mammoth the Orc* says: cure

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>laugh

*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
You fall down laughing.
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>cw
cw
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>cw
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
*an Orc* mounts on a hungry warg, and begins riding it.
*an Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>wc
wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'
*an Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*Mammoth the Orc* says: me too
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*a Half-Elf* yells 'DUMB FUCK SHOT THE FUCK UP'
*an Orc* giggles.

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Fine Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*an Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>l
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *an Orc*.
Aleister is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Mammoth the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*an Orc* yells 'nuckeng molonh'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*an Orc* giggles.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*Mammoth the Orc* yells 'yau guys vick!'
*an Orc* yells 'boll him'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* yells 'you'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*an Orc* yells 'then fe'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* yells 'suck'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*an Orc* yells 'shuts'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*an Orc* smiles viciously at *an Orc*.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>l

*an Orc* yells 'up'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *an Orc*.
Aleister is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*Mammoth the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'lets xp'

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'they are bree legends'

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* licks his mouth and smiles.
*an Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* slurs, hehe

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* grumbles :  i kicked their asses

o C Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* whispers to you sweet words of love.

o C Move:Weak>rem skin

*a dreadful Orc* nods in agreement with *an Orc*.

o C Move:Weak>
You stop using a water skin.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Elf* yells 'fock those bastards yn the eye!!!!!!!!!!!'
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'i saw'

o C Move:Weak>
*Mammoth the Orc* says: ate some harms

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* falls down laughing.

o C Move:Weak>drop skin
*an Orc* slurs, ehe
You drop the skin.

o C Move:Weak>cw
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* slurs: i ate buncha spells

o C Move:Weak>
Aleister drinks water from a water skin.

o C Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'i saw em'

o C Move:Weak>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.
*a dreadful Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* slurs, from where

o C Move:Weak>
It starts to rain.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* slurs, er who

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* grumbles :  you see that shit i did to em?

o C Move:Weak>get skin
wear skin

*Mammoth the Orc* says: i gotta rent

o C Move:Weak>*a dreadful Orc* nods in agreement with *an Orc*.
You get a water skin.

o C Move:Weak>
You fasten a water skin on your belt.

o C Move:Weak>rem skin

*a dreadful Orc* makes a snoring noise to *Mammoth the Orc*, letting him know
that his talk is tiresome.

o C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* grumbles :  anal rape

o C Move:Weak>
You stop using a water skin.

o C Move:Weak>
Reef narrates 'woohoo I got the last 2 tix to Embrace 2001'

o C Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles '1 more hour'

o C Move:Weak>
*Mammoth the Orc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Weak>wear skin belt
You fasten a water skin on your belt.

o C Move:Slow>l
wc
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *an Orc*.
Aleister is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Slow>
*a dreadful Orc* blinks his eyes innocently.

o C Move:Slow>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.
*an Orc* slurs, awww

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Slow>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'that's a shame'

o C Move:Slow>
Kakarot narrates 'its not over yet boys'

o C Move:Slow>sc
200/200 hit, and 17/108 moves.

o C Move:Slow>l
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg driven by *an Orc*.
Aleister is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* grumbles :  zoser on my warg!

o C Move:Slow>time

*an Orc* grumbles :  no turning back now!

o C Move:Slow>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
12am on Mersday, the 13th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
It must be the middle of the night.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:18:26 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C Move:Slow>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles '1 legend on'

o C Move:Slow>
Reef narrates 'what isnt?'
*an Orc* and *an Orc* leave west riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>
*a dreadful Orc* gives a round of applause.
*an Orc* and *an Orc* have arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>sa we go raid?

Kakarot narrates 'the game'

o C Move:Slow>
Ok.

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* slurs, go junction
*an Elf* yells 'SPEYK ENGLASH IOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1'

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* slurs, fast

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* and *an Orc* leave south riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* yells 'CMON wigdy zuckz'

o C Move:Slow>wc

Aleister says 'hide in cave somewhere?'

o C Move:Slow>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Slow>
Reef narrates 'which game?'

o C Move:Slow>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>l
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.

o C Move:Slow>s
Connecting Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C Move:Slow>s
Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C Move:Slow>s
Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C Move:Slow>s
Bend in the Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^.

o C Move:Slow>e
Paved Road
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>e

Kakarot narrates 'but fat lady is warming up'
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>
Saving Hercules.

o C Move:Slow>Paved Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>e

*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>Paved Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>e
Junction
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>n
South of Bree
Exits: North ^South^.

o C Move:Slow>s
Junction
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>
*an Orc* nods solemnly.

o C Move:Slow>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'why did we go here fast?'

o C Move:Slow>
*a dreadful Orc* giggles.

o C Move:Slow>
A hungry warg has been kicked out of the group!

o C Move:Slow>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C Move:Slow>
A hungry warg is now a group member.

o C Move:Slow>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Slow>l
Junction
Aleister is standing here.

o C Move:Slow>w
Paved Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Slow>w
Paved Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Weak>w
Paved Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

o C Move:Weak>n
w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o C Move:Weak>n
Aleister yells 'Eat my pooh!!!!!!'
Bend in the Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^.

o C Move:Weak>Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C Move:Weak>n
Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C Move:Weak>n
Connecting Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C Move:Weak>n
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*a Man* is here, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
*a Man* is standing here.
*a noble Elf* is here trying to concentrate, riding a pack horse.
*a Hobbit* is here, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *a Man*.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C Move:Weak>
*a Man* has arrived from the west riding a trained horse.

* C Move:Weak>
*a noble Elf* leaves east riding a pack horse.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a Man* leaves east riding a trained horse.
*a Man* leaves east.
*a Man* leaves east.

* C Move:Weak>1

*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* C Move:Weak>2
*a Hobbit* leaves east.
k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C Move:Weak>3
k *man*
They aren't here.

o C Move:Weak>1

*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

o C Move:Weak>k *dwarf*
They aren't here.

o C Move:Weak>k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C Move:Weak>
*a Man* has arrived from the east riding a trained horse.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C Move:Weak>
*a Man* pounds *an Orc*'s body extremely hard and tickles it.

* C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* smites *a Man*'s body extremely hard.

* C Move:Weak>close Pendoor
1
*a Man* pounds *an Orc*'s right arm extremely hard.
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...
You don't see any pendoor here.

* C Move:Weak>2
2
k *elf*
They aren't here.

* C Move:Weak>* C Move:Weak>
k *man*
You crush *a Man*'s right foot very hard and tickle it.
*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* leaves west riding a trained horse.

* C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* C Move:Weak>
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

wc
* C Move:Weak>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a noble Elf* leaves east riding a pack horse.

* C Move:Weak>* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded>
*a Man* has arrived from the west riding a trained horse.
k *man*
You approach *a Man*, trying to crush him.
*a Man* utters the word 'pabraw'

* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded>wc

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*a Man* leaves east riding a trained horse.
*a Man* leaves east.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

wc
* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>wc

*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* pounds your head extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

wc
* C HP:Fine Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.

1
* C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a Man* leaves east.
Your head stops stinging.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>l
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
A young ranger yells 'Some Orcs are here at Old East Road Meets Greenway!'

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>s
Connecting Paved Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>n
West of Bree
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>w
You are too exhausted.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>w
Large Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.
The clouds suddenly disappear.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>
Your blood freezes as you hear a death cry.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>w

*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>
You are too exhausted.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Exhausted>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'wow'

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>sc
129/200 hit, and 1/108 moves.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>wc

*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'they're pathetic'

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* giggles.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* bleeds from open wounds.
*a dreadful Orc* bleeds from open wounds.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* nods solemnly.
*an Orc* grumbles :  super trolls

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>cac
You cackle gleefully.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* slurs: me down a lot

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>l

*an Orc* slurs, eheh

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>Large Road
Aleister is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here tending wounds, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* slurs, dont sunrip now

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>score
132/200 hit, and 3/108 moves.
emote reports:   132/200 hit     3/108 moves

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
Ok.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* pats you on your head.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
2am on Mersday, the 13th of Blotmath, Year 2859 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
It must be the middle of the night.
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Balvan.
Real time is Sat Dec 30 05:19:51 2000 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Fri Dec 29 05:58:49 2000 GMT

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
*a dreadful Orc* fails to bind his wound.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>
*an Orc* drinks water from a water skin.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>
*an Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* fails to bind his wound.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'trolls go golden for day?'

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>
*an Orc* utters the words 'judicandus dies'

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>w
Old East Road Meets Greenway
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a hardened ranger is lying here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>n
The Lane
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Weak>n
The Lane
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>n
The Lane
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>n
The Lane
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o C HP:Hurt Move:Fainting>w

<<< after the day went by >>>

Open Field
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
A hooded brass lantern has been left here.
There are three torches here.
Exits: South ^Up^.

* C>u
The Small Hill
The statue of a troll is here.
Exits: ^East^ ^South^ Down.

* C>s
Small Path in the Hills
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C>s
Small Path in the Hills
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C>s
Small Path in the Hills
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

* C>s
Old East Road
A young man in ranger's attire is here, travelling the roads.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
A young ranger yells 'Sume Trolls are here at Old East Road!'

* C>s
Small path in grassy field
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

* C>s
Old Ruins
Exits: ^North^ ^West^.

* C>n
Small path in grassy field
Exits: ^North^ ^South^.

* C>n

Saving Hercules.

* C>Old East Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C>e
Large Road
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

* C>e
Old East Road Meets Greenway
The corpse of a boar is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* licks his mouth and smiles.

* C>
*an Orc* falls down laughing.

* C>
*an Orc* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

* C>
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'stand 1e?'

* C>
*an Orc* shakes his head.

* C>
Aleister sayz:  err

* C>
*an Orc* slurs: let em come

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* C>l
e
Aleister leaves east.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Old East Road Meets Greenway
The corpse of a boar is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

* C>Large Road
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

* C>w
Old East Road Meets Greenway
The corpse of a boar is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C>
*an Orc* yells 'coma oermg'

* C>pond

*an Orc* giggles.

* C>
*an Orc* slurs, jesus

* C>
You ponder life, the universe, and everything.

* C>
A young ranger has arrived from the west.

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* giggles.

* C>
*an Orc* yells 'wiwpy'

* C>
*an Orc* yells 'fuckw'

* C>
*a Man* yells 'no'
A young ranger fails to slash *a dreadful Orc*.

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* slashes a young ranger's left arm hard.

* C>
*an Orc* smites a young ranger's head extremely hard and shatters it.

* C>
*an Orc* yells 'yeoh sure'
A young ranger swiftly dodges *an Orc*'s attempt to pound him.
A young ranger says 'Prepare to die, Gryluk!'

* C>k ranger

*a dreadful Orc* slashes a young ranger's body extremely hard and shatters it.

* C>* C a young ranger:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
You crush a young ranger's right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
A young ranger says 'Prepare to die, Hercoles!'

* C a young ranger:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
*an Orc* yells 'plendale'
*an Orc* smites a young ranger's right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
A young ranger is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* C a young ranger:Dying *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
Aleister hits a young ranger's left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear a young ranger's death cry.
A young ranger is dead! R.I.P.

* C>
*an Orc* yells 'get vobz'

* C>
*a Man* yells 'you come here jackasses'

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'rotfl'

* C>
*an Orc* yells 'to do'

* C>
*an Orc* slurs, they got their callers

* C>stat

*an Orc* yells 'your '

* C>
The night has begun.

o C>OB: 56%, DB: 22%, PB: 18%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 9,004 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- novoid

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'work'

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* nods solemnly.

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'i know'

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'y can't'

o C>
*an Orc* slurs, watch 

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* yells 'do'

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'pk'

o C>l

*a dreadful Orc* yells 'zithoat'

o C>Old East Road Meets Greenway
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a boar is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Aleister is standing here.

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* yells 'call?'

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'for ssip'

o C>
*an Orc* slurs, wather

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'ge sit'

o C>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'gate'

o C>
Aleister gets a green cloak from the corpse of a young ranger.

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'am'

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'for seur'

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'rl'

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'hoping'

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'mobs'

o C>e
Large Road
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* yells 'do it'

o C>
Aleister drops a green cloak.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

o C>
*an Orc* yells 'fol ya'

o C>l
Large Road
A large piece of green cloth is on the ground.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.

o C>
Aleister yells 'Charge! The daggers of the trolls are upon you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

o C>blinkd
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o C>blink
You blink your eyes innocently.

o C>
*an Orc* ponders life, the universe, and everything.

o C>wc
yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
Ok.

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* gurgles 'lets hit pelf'

o C>l

*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

o C>Large Road
A large piece of green cloth is on the ground.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
Aleister is standing here.

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

o C>
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the east.

o C>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

o C>
*a Man* has arrived from the east riding a trained horse.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east riding a mountain mule.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east riding a mountain mule.
*an Elf* has arrived from the east.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.

* C>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C>
*a Man* leaves west riding a trained horse.
*a Dwarf* leaves west riding a mountain mule.
*a Dwarf* leaves west riding a mountain mule.
*an Elf* leaves west.
*a Man* leaves west.
*a Man* leaves west.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the west.

o C>
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* C>1
1
* C *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
k *elf*
*a noble Elf* swiftly dodges your attempt to crush him.

* C *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
*a noble Elf* pierces your left arm and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
Aleister leaves west.

o C HP:Fine>
*a noble Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a noble Elf* leaves east riding a pack horse.

o C HP:Fine>2
k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine>k *man*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine>3
1
k *dwarf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine>l
k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine>Large Road
A large piece of green cloth is on the ground.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.

o C HP:Fine>
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* C HP:Fine>
*a noble Elf* leaves west riding a pack horse.

o C HP:Fine>1
2
k *elf*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine>k *man*
They aren't here.

o C HP:Fine>w
Old East Road Meets Greenway
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a boar is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *a Man*.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *an Elf*.
*an Orc* is here, sitting on a hungry warg.
*a Man* is here, sitting on a trained horse.
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a mountain mule, fighting *an Orc*.
*an Elf* is here, fighting *an Orc*.
*a Man* is here, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
*a Man* is standing here trying to concentrate.
Aleister is here, fighting *an Elf*.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg, fighting *a Man*.
*a noble Elf* is here trying to concentrate, riding a pack horse.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* C HP:Fine>
*an Elf* avoids being bashed by *an Orc* who loses his balance and falls.

* C HP:Fine>
*a Dwarf* pounds *an Orc*'s right hand extremely hard.

* C HP:Fine>
*a Man* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a Man* raises his voice and ancient powers make *a dreadful Orc* twist in
pain.

* C HP:Fine>2

*an Orc* strongly smites *an Elf*'s right arm and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine>
*a Man* begins some strange incantations...
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine>1
* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
k *man*
You lightly crush *a Man*'s right foot and tickle it.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* smites *a Man*'s left arm extremely hard and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>1

*an Orc* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
*a Dwarf* giggles at *an Orc*'s silly antics.
*an Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.
*a Man* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves north riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>
k *elf*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.
*a Dwarf* joins *a Man*'s fight.
*a noble Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*a Dwarf* crushes your right hand extremely hard.

1
* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

2
* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>3

You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>
k *elf*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

1
* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* seems to have recovered his senses.

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* leaves east.
*a Man* says 'die'
*a Dwarf* crushes your left leg hard.

*an Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>
k *elf*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>2

*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a noble Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>
*an Orc* smites *a Man*'s head hard and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>1
k *man*
You're already fighting!

* C HP:Fine *a Man*:Fine>k *dwarf*

* C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>b
* C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
k *elf*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.
*an Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'

* C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*a Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*a noble Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'

* C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*an Orc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.
*an Elf* has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*an Elf* leaves east.

wc
* C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>wc

*a noble Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

wc
* C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*an Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'

wc
* C HP:Fine *a Dwarf*:Healthy>wc

Aleister leaves south.
*an Orc* seems to have recovered his senses.
*a Dwarf* crushes your left foot extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
*a Man* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.

* C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
*a Hobbit* leaves east.

* C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*an Elf* has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
*a Dwarf* crushes your right foot hard.

*a noble Elf* leaves east riding a pack horse.
Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Hurt *a Dwarf*:Healthy>
You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
k *man*

* C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Fine>* C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Fine>
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
k *elf*
Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Fine>
*a noble Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*a Hobbit* leaves west.

f
* C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* leaves west.

* C HP:Hurt *a Man*:Fine>bash

Aleister has arrived from the south.
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

*a Man* has arrived from the west.

* C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* leaves west.

* C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
*a noble Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
*a Man* pounds your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.

* C HP:Wounded *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* pounds your left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a Man*:Fine>
*a noble Elf* utters the word 'abrawajf'          << Hey,,, where are the orcs???>>

* C HP:Awful *a Man*:Fine>
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Awful *a Man*:Fine>
Aleister leaves south.

* C HP:Awful *a Man*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* crushes your left leg very hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* has arrived from the west.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Awful *a Man*:Fine>
*a Man* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...


f
o C HP:Awful>
Your head stops stinging.

o C HP:Awful>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

o C HP:Awful>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

o C HP:Awful>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

o C HP:Awful>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

o C HP:Awful>yell CHARGE!!! DESTROY THE GOOD!!! PURGE THE LANDS!!!
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.

o C HP:Awful>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o C HP:Awful>Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o C HP:Awful>
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Aleister2000-12-30 06:53:55
I actually went in Bree solo and came out :)
Hercules2000-12-30 06:56:49
I am a hero!
Själv2000-12-30 06:57:11
I nearly made it. ;'(
Drayl2000-12-30 08:39:30
Um, ye seemed like a bunch of dorks to me, but I guess it was fun for you guys at least.
Aleister2000-12-30 08:41:03
Sick of bloody exping them mob dieing, so now we go torment newbie like us :)
Ethar2000-12-30 09:19:57
that was pretty hilarious :/
Glader2000-12-30 12:07:08
This sounds like a demote affair.
teron2000-12-30 19:04:15
thats a easy way to lose all your mps so when the time comes when ya need to flee ya cant
Zoone2000-12-30 19:16:48
i was the *dreadful*...*blink* had to leave on bad after i ate a few
harms at the end there. you guys rock btw, i'll help ya level any time :)
Rancor2000-12-30 22:37:27
Trolls shouldn't waste their precious moves spam yelling like girly hobbitses!
A sunripped Tro2001-01-10 10:14:02
Hilarious!
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