Stupid Orcie
posted by Dream
2001-01-06 03:10:08
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As if someone would stand here like this...STUPID FUCKING ORC! 
* R C Mana:Burning>track
You carefully examine the ground around you, looking for tracks...

An elven slave yells 'HELP! Nirk is trying to kill me in Ore Pit!'

An elven slave yells 'HELP! Targozh is trying to kill me in Ore Pit!'

You see:
   - a track of a hungry warg leading north (done less than 2 hours ago).

narr man in dt 8 tics
You stop searching, you don't seem to find anything else.

* R C Mana:Burning>
Ok.

* R C Mana:Burning>dism
You stop riding a pack horse.

* C Mana:Burning>n
A Slag Pit
Exits: South Down.

* C Mana:Burning>d
e
Drafty Tunnel
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
Exits: East Up.
An orc-guard yells 'An Urf es hele ak DranKy Gonnul!'
An orc-guard yells 'Bn Elv es hale ag Drafty Tonnel!'
An orc-guard yells 'Un Elf af hele ut Drifty Tawnel!'

* C Mana:Burning>Ore Pit
The corpse of an elven slave is lying here.
An elven slave is here, fighting *an Orc*.
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*an Orc* is here, fighting an elven slave.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: North East South West.

* C Mana:Burning>
*an Orc* ponders life, the universe, and everything.

* C Mana:Burning>ass arlon
Who do you want to assist?
You feel yourself exposed.
An orc slavemaster lightly whips your left foot and tickles it.
*an Orc* pierces an elven slave's left foot.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Healthy>
An orc slavemaster swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce him.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Healthy>
Donutello sings 'he doesn't?'

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Healthy>cast 'earth'

An elven slave tries to hit *an Orc*, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Healthy>
You quickly recall your stored spell...

cast 'earth'
*an Orc* slashes an elven slave's right hand hard and shatters it.

*an Orc* pierces an elven slave's left hand.

cast 'earth'
*an Orc* says 'our'
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear an elven slave's death cry.
An elven slave is dead! R.I.P.
The earth trembles and shivers.
A hungry warg says 'It ror youo jast miskask Gopeg! I will eomjsbok yok!'
An orc slavemaster strongly whips your right foot.
You feel a strong ache there!

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Fine>
You quickly recall your stored spell...
Eral narrates 'heh totally forgot to prac all ranger skills after reroll'

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves west.
A hungry warg lightly hits your left foot and tickles it.

cast 'earth'
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Orc*'s death cry.
*an Orc* is dead! R.I.P.
The earth trembles and shivers.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot an orc slavemaster:Hurt>cast 'earth'
You quickly recall your stored spell...

flee
An orc slavemaster whips your body and tickles it.

*an Orc* has arrived from the west.
Donutello sings 'that's what it sounded like to me!'

*an Orc* leaves north.
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
The earth trembles and shivers.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Hot an orc slavemaster:Wounded>
You quickly recall your stored spell...

You swiftly dodge a hungry warg's attempt to hit you.


flee
look
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
You receive your share of experience.
It's really not interesting anymore! 
Your blood freezes as you hear a hungry warg's death cry.
A hungry warg is dead! R.I.P.
The earth trembles and shivers.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm an orc slavemaster:Awful>
You quickly recall your stored spell...

An orc slavemaster tries to whip you, but your parry is successful.

The earth trembles beneath your feet!
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear an orc slavemaster's death cry.
An orc slavemaster is dead! R.I.P.
The earth trembles and shivers.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Elfy sings 'no he doesnt'

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
You flee head over heels.
Drafty Tunnel
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
Exits: East Up.
An orc-guard yells 'As Elm iz hale at Drawby Tusgel!'
An orc-guard yells 'An Elf is mero ag Elahty Tognil!'
u
flee
w
u
s
s
s
An orc-guard yells 'An Olw eh hale at Dlofty Eafzal!'

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
An orc-guard lightly stabs your body and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm an orc-guard:Healthy>
You swiftly dodge an orc-guard's attempt to pound you.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm an orc-guard:Healthy>
You try to pierce an orc-guard, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm an orc-guard:Healthy>* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm an orc-guard:Healthy>
You swiftly dodge an orc-guard's attempt to stab you.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm an orc-guard:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
A Slag Pit
Exits: South Down.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Phier sings 'I don't?'

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>A Slag Pit

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Eral narrates 'good thing i saved a few pracs'

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>s
s
s
n
n
ride
narr is everyone lagged???
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Path
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>Rocky Path
Exits: North South.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>Bubbling Spring
A clear spring babbles as cool water trickles out of the ground.
Exits: North.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
You suddenly notice *an Orc*.
Suddenly *an Orc* stabs you in the back.
That really HURT!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce him.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Fine>*an Orc* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Path
Exits: North South.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>Bubbling Spring
A clear spring babbles as cool water trickles out of the ground.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
*an Orc* leaves north.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
Elfy sings 'no u dont phier, u just trying to annoying me, but its not working, so i laugh haha in ur face'

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
Oops, you've sensed a danger!
*an Orc* tries to pierce you, but your parry is successful.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Fine>
You try to pierce *an Orc*, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Fine>
You bleed from open wounds.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Path
Exits: North South.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
*an Orc* has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
*an Orc* tries to sneak behind you!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
*an Orc* leaves south.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm>
You suddenly notice *an Orc*.
You feel less protected.
Suddenly *an Orc* stabs you in the back.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* C HP:Dying Mana:Warm *an Orc*:Healthy>

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
Saving Dream.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>stat
OB: 98%, DB: -28%, PB: 0%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 120. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 603,734 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 0. Alert: normal.
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Unknown2001-01-06 03:13:16
he obviously knew you were linkless, he obviously didnt care. Was it grang by any chance?
Unknown2001-01-06 03:16:50
Was Doof I guess...
Doof2001-01-06 03:33:36
1st stab was from knol... rockin stab btw... and 2nd stab was from me.. Doof
and btw... nowhere on here does it show you were linkdead.. was a lidget kill
sorry you died thanks for the 130K xp and warpoints... watch your backs
Doof2001-01-06 03:35:49
even on your log it dosnt show Linkdead... i dont kill linkdead... if it would
of shown link dead i would have cancled the backstab... you should of cut link
stupid elf.
Dream2001-01-06 03:55:51
Fuck off you little piece of shit Doof:)
Trágg2001-01-06 03:56:57
This Doof is some DORK, he linklesskills and acts like a real *puke*. Asked orcs in general for 1 draught for a lifesaver during the big raid today and this guy says he'll trade me 4 draughts for a beje shield :) really made me respect you!
Doof2001-01-06 04:00:52
Tragg is a fucking wimpy troll... he asked me for 1 fucking draught... sure i had 4... but there MY DRAUGHTS... and how was it a life saver? you were in cave... d s u e and your safe... jesus you suck
Doof2001-01-06 04:05:30
Dream dont you fuckin blame me because your link is shit!
its not my falt you suck... jesus woo you died ... to a level 18 orc..
and then say... you were linkdead?... lol... funny
Unknown2001-01-06 04:07:32
Humm...if you where linkless how come you had commands coming through?
Gattling2001-01-06 04:09:29
If you where linkless then how the HELL could you log it?
Azg2001-01-06 04:28:44
Fact of the matter is Dream could have been linkless w/out flag. It was obvious to Doof he either had no link or was seriously lagging as he got 3 stabs in. Just as bad imho.
Skojardu2001-01-06 04:43:46
Well if that was linkless i die linkless all the time
Dream2001-01-06 04:45:43
I never said linkless...I said MAJORLAGGED ASSHOLE:)
yet another unk2001-01-06 05:48:28
then if you were majorlagged (as you put it) then its kind of your fault for being there, you wouldnt spare any orc if they were majorlagged, why would you expect anything different? :P
Unheard of2001-01-06 07:06:31
exactly, Yet another unknown. if roles were reversed you know orc would be dead
GO FUCKING DARKSIDE
Vorlin2001-01-06 10:31:12
Doof says: "he asked me for 1 fucking draught... sure i had 4... but there MY DRAUGHTS." Wow, if this isn't a puke talking I've never heard one. *laugh*
Glader2001-01-06 11:36:15
Erm, I'd never enter with that line.
Relim2001-01-06 12:16:35
Sheesh Dream, get over this one? I mean, I've stabbed twice, some people are either too slow, too stupid or too lagged to react first time - but lag isn't linkdead, and, while it ain't pleasant, it's no-ones fault. It's just one of those damn things, I hardly think you can blame the *orc*.
Oscarmeyer2001-01-06 13:19:34
1 stab: wonderful. Sense 2nd stab without any reaction other than autowimpy: possibly clueless. A 3rd stab chance without reaction: OBVIOUS link problems. Not having a flag does not mean it isn't obvious that someone's link is shit. Unless Dream is a linkless killer, any 'respectable' thief wouldn't have even tried for the 3rd stab. If someone has enough of a clue to pk in noc, they most likely know how to hit their 'search q' alias too.
Oscarmeyer2001-01-06 13:19:59
BTW, Doof, learn to spell before you pollute the board with your comments?
Skojardu2001-01-06 13:26:03
So your suppost to leave people with lag? How come i never ever in my whole mume time meet a dude that stopped pounding on me while im lagging? Well not even linkless they left me be - i still will kill you linkless baldwin asshole.
Doof2001-01-06 14:04:58
alright lets get 1 thing straight right now... the 1st stab was from knol
the 2nd stab was from knol.... the 3rd stab was MINE i only stabed one time...
i heard of the elf at slag and i desided to try my stab out.. i stoped knols last stab thats when ya see him sneaking behind you... and left south...
nowhere in there did you see me untill the last stab... and oscarmeyer... learn to pk befor you comment on this board?... fuckin asshole
Mumma2001-01-06 14:20:52
tragg rocks, doof rocks
sucks to die linkless, i died linkless with mumma latest 5 times tho
now friend just called me and said he got ADSL, so no more linkless i hope
*hop*
Nazgum2001-01-06 19:12:55
well doof just helped me but this seems like really obvious
linkless killers to me, regardless of their story.
Skud2001-01-06 19:34:23
who are you to talk relim? you killed me linkless WITH flag like 3 days ago
in smelly...
Unknown2001-01-06 21:40:34
was not orcs fault! and who name his char "Dream" anyway? one of these teenagers whining again..
Knöl2001-01-06 22:26:07
Please realize he WAS moving, not only autoflee, after my first stab he fled
north and then came back south. Then I failed a stab and he fled north.
I tried to stab him again but doof (who i didnt know was around) beat me to it. How many of you would have stopped trying to kill somebody just because they seem to be sluggish in their movement? Hate me if it makes you feel better =)
Knöl2001-01-06 22:30:15
Please realize he WAS moving, not only autoflee, after my first stab he fled
north and then came back south. Then I failed a stab and he fled north.
I tried to stab him again but doof (who i didnt know was around) beat me to it. How many of you would have stopped trying to kill somebody just because they seem to be sluggish in their movement? Hate me if it makes you feel better =)
Doof2001-01-06 22:56:32
well theres the whole story.. hate us both :) not like we care ;)
Notorious2001-01-06 23:26:20
Dream, did you not see that the *Orc* you killed stood there thru 2 quakes? Did you not realize that he must have been lagged? Who would stand there and let you quake them two times?
Now you complain that someone kills you lagged? Hypocrisy!
Doof2001-01-07 01:23:45
hell look at it this way... you kill one of us... we kill .. well.. you
Meteor2001-01-08 11:13:38
This looked a funny kill to me everyone freezes sometimes.
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