orc attacking orc (boring dont read!)
posted by Bobslave
2001-01-09 01:47:47
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a nice debate with a real winner
///xping peacefully in noc. im level 13, aeram is
level 11, and salta is level 26///////////

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a crippled orc:Hurt Aeram:Hurt>
Aeram confidently draws a nasty orkish fang.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a crippled orc:Hurt Aeram:Hurt> 
A crippled orc pierces Aeram's head and tickles it. 

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a crippled orc:Hurt Aeram:Hurt> 
Aeram pierces a crippled orc's left leg hard. 

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a crippled orc:Hurt Aeram:Hurt> 
Someone joins a crippled orc's fight.  
You suddenly notice Salta.
Salta pierces Aeram's left foot and tickles it.          

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a crippled orc:Hurt Aeram:Hurt> 
You slash a crippled orc's body hard. 

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a crippled orc:Hurt Aeram:Hurt> 
Aeram strongly pierces a crippled orc's body. 

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a crippled orc:Hurt Aeram:Hurt>
Salta pierces Aeram's body and tickles it.

o HP:Hurt Mana:Warm a crippled orc:Hurt Aeram:Hurt> 
A crippled orc strongly pierces Aeram's right leg. 

////////////we flee and take refuge with kind orcs/////////

Salta tells you 'get a serious name'

/////////////at kormock//////////////
/////////////recap of conversation////////

Salta spits you in the face.
Salta snarls 'What's wrong with you?' 
say lots of things 
Salta snarls 'What's up with the bad name?  //this coming from the man named
                                              after a south american city//
Salta snarls 'help names'
say i named my char after the role he plays
Salta snarls 'Could be AssLicker or RoadRunner, still not ok'
say asslicker is not what the player does in this pk game
say is basher a good name?
Salta snarls 'It's better than bobslave'
Salta snarls 'slithly, not much'
Salta snarls 'Don't compare other names to your own'
say why not. you are
Salta snarls 'That reflects a very childish view on life'
Salta snarls 'of life'
say well if you cant compare how can you measure the value of something
Salta snarls 'Do your best, and ignore the others.'
Salta snarls 'Compare to Grishnak then'
say without comparison then everything is valueless
Salta snarls 'I take it you're not changing names?'
say i like this name
Salta snarls 'I don't'
say i dont like world hunger
Salta snarls 'Oh well, I'll take care of you next time'
Salta snarls 'Time for rent now'
Salta snarls 'Keep the guard up'

///////oh well. not only do i have to keep a lookout for grang, i now
have to keep a lookout for salta. i must have done something wrong to
one of his chars by taking too long to die or something//////////////
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Ughár2001-01-09 01:56:07
Well in my opinion it is perfectly ok to kill an orc named "Bobslave".
Filifjonkan2001-01-09 01:59:13
Salta also means to "pour salt on something" in Swedish.
Nazgum2001-01-09 01:59:40
it's not up to the players to decide on names, if some
ainu determines name is inappropriate, then he will be
forced to change it.
Salta2001-01-09 02:07:09
What do you expect from me? I can't get laid RL so i need to take my anger out
some how. Whats better then picking on lowbies orcS? I mean I'm not a very
good pker, and like you read before, I'm not good with the ladies. So I'll pick
on newbies and be a bully cause my name is Salta, what i say when my mouth is
full of cum! Time to pound my pud!
Bobslave2001-01-09 02:09:12
salta's whole argument would have made sense if he had a reason to attack aeram
for which he didnt. how does attacking aeram give me a message to change my name?
all it makes salta is as worthless as grang is. attacking lowbies for the sole
purpose of feeling big
Grang2001-01-09 02:13:36
that name is the most unrpish piece of shit i've ever heard. i'll
fuck you up too bobslave.
Arne Anka2001-01-09 02:19:18
ahhh go fuck yourself salta. and btw get a real name yourself
Arne Anka2001-01-09 02:20:29
stupid NSL they think they own the game... *fuck ya all*
Nazgum2001-01-09 02:22:32
smirk, wanna bet grang did a whois on bobslave to make sure he was under
Level 10 before he made that threat? :p
Arne Anka2001-01-09 02:23:21
everyone would be so happy if u guys stopped playing mume and start playing chess or something, or maby innebandy *laugh*
Salta2001-01-09 02:25:50
Wow, I have never been copied before either Reivax.. it feels grrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat! To BobSlave, I was meant to attack you not aeram, what the hell would I want to fight that guy for? And no, I did not think of the american city when creating the char. And yes, Arne.. I'd say we do unless, of course, you know some other active lab that can stop us?
Arkine2001-01-09 02:33:37
Don't worry Salta, I was very sure that you did not think of said Argentine city when picking a name. It helps to alter the routing beyond parents house to lab, give it a try and you just might be surprised.
Arne Anka2001-01-09 02:34:58
nope but, we normal people dont spend 12 hours sitting in a lab with a couple of gays sit at home at our own computor
Bobslave2001-01-09 02:44:09
im gonna change my name to pepper since being named after a natural mineral would please salta
laugh2001-01-09 02:57:09
Salta says, I meant to attack you not aeram, what a fucking retard
now you can't hit the person you wanted to? Maybe he never read that orcs are
for experienced players.
Vorlin2001-01-09 03:09:13
Funny, but I just can't picture Salta attacking Bootyho or Oscarmeyer because of their names. Maybe his righteous indignation only shows up when his character has a 13 level advantage. One that didn't result in a kill, I might add. I mean, damn Salta, if you're going to be an arrogant pretentious dickhead, at least be an -effective- arrogant pretentious dickhead. *pat*
Laugh@Laugh2001-01-09 03:09:34
Maybe you just dont know who Salta plays, you retard.
Laugh@Laugh@Lau2001-01-09 03:16:17
So why don't you enlighten us?
Prist2001-01-09 03:20:49
Those orcs are crazy... first grang, then some guy named diripio, now salta, who next? Wonder why won't anyone make sameside pking bn...
Oscarmeyer2001-01-09 03:48:31
Now who the HELL brought ME into this? EVERYONE knows that any legend orc could easily rip my little ass.
Spfthirty2001-01-09 03:49:46
I bet Salta is the p(assholetroll) that tried to bully me into changing my name too. I don't recall the name/level, but I doubt he would manage to kill anything that he had to go outside warrens to fight.
Rippin2001-01-09 04:04:44
Pepper is not a mineral, let alone natural mineral (whatever that means)
Juston2001-01-09 07:24:19
Bobslave is named after Lord Bobslave, the Duke of England in 1509 or he could be named after Bob Slave, the ruler of France from 1069-1952.
Uldrak to laugh2001-01-09 08:59:22
he assisted the orc you dumbass.
no shit, Laugh2001-01-09 09:03:07
well no shit he assisted the orc but he saw them fighting he should have seen
that the orc was hitting aeram, sometimes I wonder if you guys fucking ever
think before you open your mouth.
Unknown2001-01-09 09:12:07
Salta = Galadon
a snot2001-01-09 12:38:16

galadon='diesilla idiot'
Unknown2001-01-09 13:39:49
This is exactly why some don't play orcs.. some of'em ruin their name! Fight pukes damnit, and stop acting like one!
Roadkill2001-01-09 20:31:27
I would like to use this oppurtunity to challenge Salta to a fight, me vs. him. The winner gets to keep his char and his name, the loser has to quit MUME. Is it a deal? (I am, of course, assuming that he is extremely offended by my ridiculous name - which has been on MUME quite a bit longer than he has, btw).
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