no chance in hell
posted by the imfamous un
2001-01-09 16:37:29
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Last login xxxxxxxxx ago from xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx.
Orc Sleeping Warrens
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.                              
Takhr the orkish warden is standing here, looking greedily at your stuff.      
Exits: North Down.                                                             
                                                                               
Your default tongue is the Orkish                                              
Your rent was xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.                                           
   
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*an Elf* has arrived from below.                                               
Takhr the orkish warden hits *an Elf*'s body extremely hard.                   
                                                                               
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*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.                                         
*an Elf* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.                              
                                                                               
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*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.                                         
Takhr the orkish warden swiftly dodges *an Elf*'s attempt to pierce her.       
                                                                               
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*an Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.                                         
*an Elf* leaves D O W N.                                                       
                               
o>
Mors narrates 'why don't they just make it so that noc can pop puke already? 
:-P'
 
o>where
*an Elf* has arrived from below.
Players in your zone
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xxxxxxxxxxxxx        - Orc Sleeping Warrens
Darkfighter          - Hall of Orcs
Ashmash              - Hall of Orcs
Fromunz              - Hall of Orcs
Mich                 - Hall of Orcs
Hoor                 - A Narrow Tunnel
 
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*an Elf* leaves <<<N O R T H>>> .
 
o>
*a Man* has arrived from the north.
 
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*a Man* leaves <<<N O R T H>>> .
 
o>
Hoor narrates 'any of you can bob outside'
 
o>
Sabu narrates 'really..'
 
o>rent
Takhr the orkish warden tells you 'It will cost you xxxxxxxxxxxxxx per day.'
You have enough money for xxxxxxxx.
Takhr the orkish warden stores your stuff in the safe, and helps you into your 
chamber.                       

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Shadrach2001-01-09 16:47:55
WIMP
teron2001-01-09 17:13:19
stay and fight like the rest of the orcs we need help
Fredde2001-01-09 17:18:04
and the point was?
Aggressive Joe2001-01-09 17:21:57
duh
Vorlin2001-01-09 17:27:12
Him staying and fighting is just what the nsl wants. Their basic method on noc/warren raids is to kill the mobs, then pick off anyone who logs in until they get bored and then raid whichever place they aren't currently at. The only way to stop an nsl raid is to nip it in the bud early, by the time they get to the rent mob it's basically too late short of a miracle. And yeah, that's a simplification, but live through it a few times and you learn it by heart.
Skojardu2001-01-09 17:27:34
Kinda cute to see orcs have to suffer like trolls have for years YYEEEHHHAAA :].
Or what was it some cute orc said - Baah stop whining!
Mr. Unknown2001-01-09 17:27:38
Well yes he his a pussy for that. But what the hell was he going to do?
Everyone else was already in Hall of Orcs. Probably Salta.
Azmodan2001-01-09 17:32:51
Ooooh, you didn't defend your own home? Sheesh, pathetic...
Aggressive Joe2001-01-09 17:39:14
Salta is a class act
*a cow*2001-01-09 17:56:27
moo
Meteor2001-01-09 18:03:31
Eheheh dorkies!
Gimilzor2001-01-10 09:11:46
Luckily you didnt show your rent.
Dog2001-01-11 20:50:09
I have a four inch clit man
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