An Orc thinks hes slick....
posted by Kaldais
2001-01-10 23:33:41
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Im around wild weeds sleeping for mana when some orc thinks he can be slick and
*a dreadful Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.  \\\Well, hello to you too!
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your left arm extremely hard and shatters it. 
That really HURT! \\\At this time i was a little afk and say down right before his bash
 (which i was not expecting to see that day) so i was a little lost :P

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
A grizzly cub has arrived from below.
A grizzly cub stares at the light...
A grizzly cub panics, and attempts to flee.
A grizzly cub leaves down.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>fl

The rocks is opened from the other side.
Someone closes the rocks.   ///At first I thought this was a BN 

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>open rock

You suddenly notice a hardened ranger. ///Then I realized it was a small gleam of hope!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>fl

*a dreadful Orc* swiftly dodges a hardened ranger's attempt to hit him.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
You feel less protected.
<<<<<<<<ARMOUR DOWN>>>>>>>>>>
*a dreadful Orc* strongly pounds your left foot and shatters it. ///A very small gleam of hope...

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Healthy>fl
You flee head over heels.
The Grizzly's Cave
Below the crytalline cave above you, you find a small cave littered by rocks
and boulders. The temperature in here, below ground level, is high and the air
is humid. A faint breeze of fresh air can be felt coming from above.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
Exits: Up.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
You don't see any rock here.
A grizzly cub tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Crystal Cave
Looking around this cave you see that it is also somewhat unusual. The walls
are crystalline and are composed of many small fractals of colour. Judging
by the bones and decomposing remains on the floor, some wild creatures have
discovered it and decided to make their home here.
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a brown bear is lying here.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
*a dreadful Orc*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is here,
fighting a hardened ranger.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
Exits: West Down.
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
A hardened ranger joins a hardened ranger's fight.
A hardened ranger says 'Ack, how dare someone attack you? Let them pay
dearly!'      ///YEAH! KICK HIS ASS!!! 
A hardened ranger barely hits *a dreadful Orc*'s right arm and tickles it.
A hardened ranger strongly hits *a dreadful Orc*'s right leg and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
You flee head over heels.
The Grizzly's Cave
Below the crytalline cave above you, you find a small cave littered by rocks
and boulders. The temperature in here, below ground level, is high and the air
is humid. A faint breeze of fresh air can be felt coming from above.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
Exits: Up.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from above.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>fl

A hardened ranger tries to hit *a dreadful Orc*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* pounds a hardened ranger's right leg extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
You flee head over heels.
Crystal Cave
Looking around this cave you see that it is also somewhat unusual. The walls
are crystalline and are composed of many small fractals of colour. Judging
by the bones and decomposing remains on the floor, some wild creatures have
discovered it and decided to make their home here.
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a brown bear is lying here.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: West Down.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>d

*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from below.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Kleftis narrates 'where do you get the black arm wrappings?'

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>The Grizzly's Cave
Below the crytalline cave above you, you find a small cave littered by rocks
and boulders. The temperature in here, below ground level, is high and the air
is humid. A faint breeze of fresh air can be felt coming from above.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: Up.
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
A hardened ranger leaves up.
A hardened ranger leaves up.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>up

A grizzly cub tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>
You strongly pierce a grizzly cub's body.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Fine>fl
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from above.
A hungry warg has arrived from above.
You flee head over heels.
Crystal Cave
Looking around this cave you see that it is also somewhat unusual. The walls
are crystalline and are composed of many small fractals of colour. Judging
by the bones and decomposing remains on the floor, some wild creatures have
discovered it and decided to make their home here.
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a brown bear is lying here.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: West Down.
A hardened ranger leaves down.
A hardened ranger leaves down.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
Deedlit narrates 'epriest'

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from below.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>d

You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west.
A hardened ranger approaches *a dreadful Orc*, trying to hit him.
A hardened ranger barely hits *a dreadful Orc*'s right foot and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
A hardened ranger tries to hit *a dreadful Orc*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>The Grizzly's Cave
Below the crytalline cave above you, you find a small cave littered by rocks
and boulders. The temperature in here, below ground level, is high and the air
is humid. A faint breeze of fresh air can be felt coming from above.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: Up.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from above.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>up

Lamon narrates 'Kerri are you ok'
Saving Kaldais.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>Crystal Cave
Looking around this cave you see that it is also somewhat unusual. The walls
are crystalline and are composed of many small fractals of colour. Judging
by the bones and decomposing remains on the floor, some wild creatures have
discovered it and decided to make their home here.
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a brown bear is lying here.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
Exits: West Down.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from below.
A hungry warg has arrived from below.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.   ///*CRINGE!!!!!!!*

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>open rock

You try to pierce *a dreadful Orc*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>fl

A hardened ranger has arrived from the west.
A hardened ranger has arrived from the west.
A hardened ranger tries to hit *a dreadful Orc*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Hurt Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You don't see any rock here.
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>fl

You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s body and tickle it.   ///*snicker* this guy must suck im lvl 9 with 1 prac in pierce and im wimpy

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
The Grizzly's Cave
Below the crytalline cave above you, you find a small cave littered by rocks
and boulders. The temperature in here, below ground level, is high and the air
is humid. A faint breeze of fresh air can be felt coming from above.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
Exits: Up.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from above.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>up

A grizzly cub lightly hits your right hand.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
A hardened ranger barely hits *a dreadful Orc*'s right arm and tickles it.
Your attempt to pierce a grizzly cub fails.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>
A hardened ranger swiftly dodges *a dreadful Orc*'s attempt to pound him.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>fl

A grizzly cub fails to hit you.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>fl

A hardened ranger tries to hit *a dreadful Orc*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>
A grizzly cub tries to hit you, but your parry is successful.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Healthy>
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.  \\\Stupid wimp you would rather pick on newbies and lowbies but not on rangers?*wiggle*
You strongly pierce a grizzly cub's left hindleg.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Fine>
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
A hardened ranger lightly hits *a dreadful Orc*'s body and tickles it.
A hardened ranger swiftly dodges *a dreadful Orc*'s attempt to pound him.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves up.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Fine>fl

A grizzly cub fails to hit you.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Crystal Cave
Looking around this cave you see that it is also somewhat unusual. The walls
are crystalline and are composed of many small fractals of colour. Judging
by the bones and decomposing remains on the floor, some wild creatures have
discovered it and decided to make their home here.
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
The corpse of a brown bear is lying here.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
Exits: West Down.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
A huge, black wolf has arrived from the west.
A huge, black wolf stares at the light...
A huge, black wolf panics, and attempts to flee.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>fl

The corpse of a brown bear slowly decays into dust.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
You flee head over heels.
The Grizzly's Cave
Below the crytalline cave above you, you find a small cave littered by rocks
and boulders. The temperature in here, below ground level, is high and the air
is humid. A faint breeze of fresh air can be felt coming from above.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
Exits: Up.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>up

A grizzly cub lightly hits your left leg and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Fine>
You pierce a grizzly cub's body very hard and shatter it.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Hurt>fl
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Hurt>fl

You try to pierce a grizzly cub, but she parries successfully.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Hurt>
A grizzly cub fails to hit you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a grizzly cub:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Crystal Cave
Looking around this cave you see that it is also somewhat unusual. The walls
are crystalline and are composed of many small fractals of colour. Judging
by the bones and decomposing remains on the floor, some wild creatures have
discovered it and decided to make their home here.
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A huge, black wolf is here, ready to devour.
Exits: West Down.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
A grizzly cub has arrived from below.
A grizzly cub stares at the light...
A grizzly cub panics, and attempts to flee.
A grizzly cub leaves down.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>fl

*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.
A hardened ranger has arrived from the west.
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.
A hardened ranger tries to hit *a dreadful Orc*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
You flee head over heels.
The Grizzly's Cave
Below the crytalline cave above you, you find a small cave littered by rocks
and boulders. The temperature in here, below ground level, is high and the air
is humid. A faint breeze of fresh air can be felt coming from above.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
A grizzly cub is here snarling loudly.
Exits: Up.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>up
Crystal Cave
Looking around this cave you see that it is also somewhat unusual. The walls
are crystalline and are composed of many small fractals of colour. Judging
by the bones and decomposing remains on the floor, some wild creatures have
discovered it and decided to make their home here.
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A small piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A brown bear is sleeping here.
A huge, black wolf is here, ready to devour.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: West Down.
A hardened ranger leaves west.
A hardened ranger leaves west.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>open rock

A grizzly cub has arrived from below.
A grizzly cub stares at the light...
A grizzly cub panics, and attempts to flee.
A grizzly cub leaves down.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
You don't see any rock here.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>open rocks
w
w
It's already open!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>Damp Cave
You have entered a small damp cave in the hillside. The floor is covered 
with many small stones and rocks, and in many places there are small dank
pools formed by water dripping down from above. The southern wall of the
cave is cracked and pitted while to the east your way is blocked by a pile
of boulders.
Exits: North East.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>n
e
Wild weeds
This field is covered by weeds in a perfect triangular form. They are several
feet high and have slightly sharp edges. It is hard to travel here without
e
gathering a few scratches. South of you there is an entrance to a cave, pitch
black.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
Exits: North East South.
You suddenly notice a hardened ranger.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>e
Wild weeds
The ground is covered by wild weeds, several feet high and with sharp edges
that makes it hard to travel here. Low trees are randomly scattered over the
field. Their crooked branches striving to reach higher towards the sky.
The corpse of a huge, black wolf is lying here.
A piece of raw meat is on the ground.
A huge, black wolf is here, ready to devour.
*a dreadful Orc*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is standing
here.
Exits: South.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...
*a dreadful Orc* leaves south.
You swiftly dodge a huge, black wolf's attempt to hit you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a huge, black wolf:Healthy>
Your attempt to pierce a huge, black wolf fails.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a huge, black wolf:Healthy>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a huge, black wolf:Healthy>fl
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning a huge, black wolf:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Wild weeds
This field is covered by weeds in a perfect triangular form. They are several
feet high and have slightly sharp edges. It is hard to travel here without
gathering a few scratches. South of you there is an entrance to a cave, pitch
black.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
*a dreadful Orc*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is standing
here.
Exits: North East South.

e
* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
A huge, black wolf has arrived from the north.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>e
e
Wild Weeds
  
You have struggled into a bed of purple tentacle like forest weeds.
The weeds are unusually plentiful and large.  It is almost as if they were
nurtured.  There are more weeds to the west and the path to the east is 
completely hidden.
A hardened ranger is here, fighting *a dreadful Orc*.
A hardened ranger is walking around, looking for tracks.
*a dreadful Orc*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is here,
fighting a hardened ranger.
Exits: East West.
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>Bend in the road
  The ground beneath you seems strong and well-used.  The road leads south
and east to the bend.  There are some wild forest weeds to the west that
could be hard to cross.
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: East South West.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>n
n
Bend in the road
  
You are standing at a bend in the road with three possible exits.  
You
may follow the west-north bend or take a smaller sandy road to the east.
This area seems peaceful enough, but, you never know which path will lead
you into Sauron's hands.
*a dreadful Orc*, wielding an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer, is standing
here.
Exits: North East South West.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>n

*a dreadful Orc* leaves west.

* HP:Bad Mana:Burning>e
Road to Fornost
The road continues it's twisting path north and south through the forest.
Several large gouges in the road suggest that one or more horse carts were
tipped here. 
You quickly recall stories of highwaymen who would hold up
travellers on the roads. 
You may travel north or south.
Exits: North East South.

And i take a safe trip to fornost!

But meanwhile later get warmed up for that orc again!!....
......................................................

The lightning bolt hits a beagle with full impact.
A beagle is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
You pierce a beagle's head extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear a beagle's death cry.
A beagle is dead! R.I.P.

At this time he must have some how known i was going to hunt him and he ran east...
or was it the huge puke group chasing him?Hmm probly not, my shocking grasps are deadly....
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ganon2001-01-10 23:55:57
hehe why didnt you assist the rangers?
ganon2001-01-10 23:56:09
first log hehe
Antar2001-01-10 23:58:44
You know, half of this log was room descs... A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME! But then again, so are most of the logs I post. At least you didn't whine. That's the job of all legends because they die in a trap when they themselves would just as easily trap.
Kaldais2001-01-11 00:00:20
ok ganon lets take a little lesson im lvl 9 mage with only i believe 71 hps and i had 10-15 hps left its not real smart to attack orc with strong mobs around now is it?
ganon2001-01-11 00:07:03
at your level i really didnt care hehe =)
Kaldais2001-01-11 00:16:09
hence why you mob ripped all the time >: )
Prist2001-01-11 00:29:47
Ehhh... first time on mume.net i'm going to flame someone for posting utterly stupid and pointless log... you deserved to die, as do all newbie pukes, for one day they'll grow up some and start hunting poor defenceless bns... hardons muddle is fucked up, many have said that and I can guarantee it thanks to my 10+ deaths to hardons... And really, why did U post that crap? Yes, I know that you have newbie flag, this is your first char on mume or so, but honestly, i don't give a shit... ehh... your shocking grasp is deadly and you barely pierce him and u rock... damnit... ehh, oki, sorry for all that flaming now, i go and sleep some till i'm sober :P
Mantor2001-01-11 00:31:04
would have been rockin if you went outside rocks and spammed closed,
or went above tunnel and spammed it shut while he was inside *blink* i'm
evil
Malak2001-01-11 00:38:50
#1 Rangers suck (but we all know that), #2 That was a lightning bolt, not a shock.
Tempest2001-01-11 00:46:12
The orc was Nacs too! Go Nacs! This dumb newbie narrated this story over and over all night, by time 50 got really really old. Wish Nacs had killed him :/
Kaldais2001-01-11 01:01:27
1. any experienced or even smart mage would know casting bolt at lvl 9 is EXTREAMLY hard and usually wastes all mana so why the hell would i only cast bolt in battle if its chances of working is 15%?So hence why i use shocking instead of bolt 2. Prist YOU diserve to die and all Spamm overkilling/stabber/trapping whores *cough*NORSU*cough* (and i do enjoy the logs where you do die) and i dont care about your lamer flame crap 3. Tempest unlike you i care about the lives(most of them anyways) and was warning that orc was around and telling my story at the same time and most newbies dont get away from trapping/stabbing/overkilling whores now a days *yawn*
Axel2001-01-11 01:03:01
too bad you didnt die!
*a Retard* to K2001-01-11 01:05:19
Hrmm..you make sense (unlike some of the comments on here i wont mention any names) rocking log btw! And your right so here let me help you in lamest terms and maybe some of these hard headed people will understand *clears throat*
AH DUH!!!!*drool*
Tempest2001-01-11 01:35:07
You missed my point Kaldais, your story *was* interesting, until you told it again and again and again, and again and again and again, then again and again and again, then posted it :/ I didn't hear one narrate from anyone saying 'Please Kaldais, tell us yet again the great story of you avoiding Nacs in the wild weed area!'. Amusing how the rangers saved you, but other then that nothing very exciting about it.
Common Sence2001-01-11 01:36:00
Ah what would be a log with out Me posting?! heh not to bad Kaldais and very bad job nacs or who ever orc was *snicker* And to all the dumb people on here (hint: if you think Kaldais is one of them then your one of those stupid people: ) ) Leave Kaldais alone sure he might narrate much now and then (but not as much as ganon and elfy does!!) and hes right about newbies and surviving with all these gay raids and huge groups its hard enough just to spam to the black dagger guild and back with out running into some spamkill dorkies who are norsu wanna be's. Anyway kaldais i hope oyu improve and i can't wait to see a log when you rip one of these lame asses and this log btw is one of the best ones ive seen among all these dorkies struting over thier overkill or whining about a linkless death with no flag *sigh* Althought before you post your next log you might wanna post one with a little more action : ) and Axel WTF are you doing flaming on mume.net when you shoul dbe building new zones and fixing major bugs (like shoot) god they should demote you to lvl -1!Heh and i am spent till next time my newbies and boring flamers! -Common Sense
ganon2001-01-11 01:48:45
hey your mean kaldais,kinda nice log tho i hardly escaped any darkies at that level well whatever
grunge2001-01-11 01:52:07
but Tempest, if Nacs had killed him, and looted his worthless eq or burned his corpse, wouldn't you hafta listen to a well-placed grovelling for equipment over the narrate channel about every 5 minutes? (like Ragaz does)...
Kaldais to Grun2001-01-11 02:11:16
Nope i had all worthless eq EXCEPT my max enchanted Eket and Laced quiver and well orkish bows arent that hard to get and besides all i need is about a gold and then im pretty much ready *poke* *lick*
Axel2001-01-11 02:12:17
ok ok - that all was a big cheat - cause Nacs did let you go!!!
Axel2001-01-11 02:13:55
always fun to you hear those lowbies narrate - yuhahahaha *xxx the black numenorean*
fled!!! and they miss to add that 6 rangers were around
Common Sence2001-01-11 02:37:39
*poke Axel* I nor do many other people (or people with atleast some 'common sense') really dont give 3 shits about what you have to say *point ISENGARD* NOW GET TO WORK ON IT!!!SAME GOES TO ALL AINUR!Get your idling asses down there and do something productive!!
Uhan2001-01-11 03:05:12
Yep Prist definitely needs to die for being a spamtrapping poisonwhore BN! goddamn bn always spampoisons with his 50 ob! damn one of these days I'm gonna get ya!
Axel2001-01-11 03:30:34
laugh common sense - besides that you are the one noone gives a shit about, cause
you dont have the balls to show yourself - if you would have any name or any
reason why your above comment should be true - i would nicely sulk back there in
the corner, but as long as you act like a 12 year old, retard - i happily just
pat you on the head - and btw - what has isengard to do with me? get a clue
youself first :)
Common Sense2001-01-11 04:06:11
Then again I have something you lack Axel dare i say it? oh what the hell COMMON SENSE your a god and the only thing ive seen changed around here is a new zone in GH and im sure its crappy xp :P ANYWAY why should i show my name all ill get is pathetic pk attempts and spam and frankly i dont care if you dont care or if the whole world doesnt care about me and frankly the only 12 year old i see here is you (and a few others) And ill have a clue more then you will ever have now get to work on a zone thats actually work visiting!
Spireth2001-01-11 04:09:54
Funny.. the Orc pounded the dickhead from hurt to bad and he calls the orc lame cause he could tickle him. *laugh* Ever heard of Agg mood?

I wished the orc did kill you and burnt your corpse, considering he had frigging hard-ons on his ass as well. *comf *orc**

PS : love the last bit about bolting the beagle. Must teach me that sometime *stare*
Eothen2001-01-11 04:58:47
Heh Common Sense is about the funniest unintentionally funny person I have ever heard. hehe
Kaldais to Spir2001-01-11 05:07:58
Again im confronted with another dumbass and i hate repeating my self but oh well you have to consider the dumb people right Spireth?Any way i had 1 prac in pierce i was on WIMPY and i was lvl 9 and this orc os lvl 30 now he parried me about once or twice before but still think with your head not your ass and do the math!
adroit2001-01-11 06:29:07
would have been cheap but great eq/wps to go outside rocks or stand above tunnel and spam closed
adroit2001-01-11 06:30:42
erm...mantor beat me to it...seems i should read more carefully.
David2001-01-11 08:06:47
i think nacs did a farely good job.. had he not opened tunnels.. he woulda ripped the pukescum.. the rangers are all whores.. *joins the club : REMOVE RANGERFUCKS*
Meteor2001-01-11 09:27:15
Become member of the AntiRangerDorks bleh fucking overpowered dorkmobs =(
go nacs go next time get the puke!
Unknown2001-01-11 10:40:24
close rocks close tunnel #100 close rocks :P
Prist2001-01-11 12:03:55
Ehhh, just love the comments :) Yup, nacs definitely sucks when he has like 50%def total, 2 rangers+you on him and you manage to pierce him... cute... and yes, i deserve to die and i die often and i don't care... and ehh, i often poison people, portal 10+ ologs on them when they fall asleep and then i hide at corpse and when puke comes to check it then I stab him/her dead... and to sum it all up i'm definitely overpowered and deserve demotion to lvl 1 as well... but gotta admit, to fight 4 rangers solo is just as good as to fight 4 20ms linked pukelegends... not to mention that they use autotrack and follow actions, DEMOTE!
Guds påle.2001-01-11 12:05:49
The grizzly cubs almost had you there...
Gray2001-01-11 13:30:41
Once and once again I tell ya, newbies: Fornost area is not newbie area! :P Move to GH and feel safe. And to Prist: if you don't like hardons, don't go n from mortie and w from neni. If you do, don't whine *evil laugh* But if you are weak bn and can't handle clueful pukelegends at Ford - go play Real Darkie Class (tm) - orc warrior!
Prist2001-01-11 13:48:44
Well, Gray, I got 4 orc warriors, 3 of them legends atm... I've been w of neni with all of them and guess what? They can't do anything, just like Nacs couldn't finish off lvl 9 puke, and i wouldn't call Nacs clueless... all you can do without group is to spamflee from rangers, until you die or get e of neni... You can't rest for hardons have nice radars and they like to overkill, often 4+ of them are standing at bottleneck e of bree, instahitting, instatracking... They're not protecting newbies, they're bloodthirsty gang, far more evil than orcs or bns... and btw, who programmed them so that they always hit the bn in group, even if there's 5+ orcs/trolls in the same room???
Meteor2001-01-11 14:15:06
Hardons are fucking dorks who make playing darkie boring. *nod self*
Nacs2001-01-11 17:26:51
Well i had that u cannot hit and flee at the same time crap. So u got lucky, *shrug*
Gray2001-01-11 17:46:39
Prist, you got me wrong. I meant: play orc warrior to be able to handle legend on ford, 1 vs 1 (which is not possible for bn it seems ;)). ON FORD, not w neni :P Do not enter breelegend area with ANY darkie solo - hardons protect it good enough ;) There live our newbies (who want to level), and our breelegends (who wanna level even more ;)) - no one wants to pk here, so don't disturb or be beaten :P
Kaldaid to Nacs2001-01-12 05:12:04
Hehe *wiggle*
Spireth2001-01-13 04:24:43
I wouldn't bother with a reply but since i'm supposed to be a dumbass (by Kaladaid's definition)... so here goes..






There was a news posting few months / weeks? ago that due to changes in melee, that even a rabbit can tickle a balrog (figuratively speaking). A level 9 with enchanted eket tickling an agg orc warrior in a malus zone with hard-on parry splitting is not really a big deal.

Love the arrogance..


"But meanwhile later get warmed up for that orc again!!....
The lightning bolt hits a beagle with full impact.

At this time he must have some how known i was going to hunt him and he ran east... or was it the huge puke group chasing him?Hmm probly not, my shocking grasps are deadly...."

Sure you are only lev 9 and getting a bolt off may be hard.. but your narrative reveals that you are either a complete newbie or a little kid.





*snicker*
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