Funny
posted by Fezz
2001-01-14 04:58:42
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Thought i was going to die again.
Nalg the Ohurk-nutu barely pierces your head and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Hurt Khorg the Ohurk-gothai:Bad>b

An Ohurk-uai soldier barely slashes your left leg and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Hurt Khorg the Ohurk-gothai:Bad>
Ok.

* R W C HP:Hurt Khorg the Ohurk-gothai:Bad>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Engelbert says 'GODDAMIT'

* R W C HP:Hurt Khorg the Ohurk-gothai:Bad>
Khorg the Ohurk-gothai seems to have recovered his senses.

* R W C HP:Hurt Khorg the Ohurk-gothai:Bad>gig

You pound Khorg the Ohurk-gothai's left arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Khorg the Ohurk-gothai slashes your left foot extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* R W C HP:Wounded Khorg the Ohurk-gothai:Bad>
You giggle.
Nalg the Ohurk-nutu barely pierces your body and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Wounded Khorg the Ohurk-gothai:Bad>f
You flee head over heels.
The Hedge-Trail
Exits: East South West.

* R W C HP:Wounded>tell engelbert what?
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Ok.

* R W C HP:Wounded>The Hedge-Trail
The corpse of an Ohurk-uai soldier is lying here.
A lurg-leader with cat-like eyes wields a wicked scimitar.
A stooped orc is crouched here, sniffing the air and examining the ground.
The brutally disfigured lieutenant of the lurg whips his charges.
An orc of the Ohurk-uai stands here, cursing and grumbling.
A bedraggled man stumbles as best he can across the terrain.
A bedraggled man stumbles as best he can across the terrain.
An Ohurk-uai soldier is here, fighting Engelbert.
Engelbert the Elf is here, fighting an Ohurk-uai soldier.
Exits: South West.

* R W C HP:Wounded>
Engelbert utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
Engelbert makes the earth tremble and shiver.
You fall, and hit yourself!
Your blood freezes as you hear Khorg the Ohurk-gothai's death cry.
Khorg the Ohurk-gothai is dead! R.I.P.
A pony (P) is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
Nalg the Ohurk-nutu says 'k mull susb yoa efkel yao'le doad, Awbeldalt!'
Nalg the Ohurk-nutu says 'B fill lap yoal vealb oud, Azgelbolb!'
An Ohurk-uai soldier says 'TazdarK! Zig bera yoa? A fill rusesbel your sacu
Endelbilt!'
A bedraggled human prisoner says 'It was your last mistake Engelbert! I will
remember you!'
A bedraggled human prisoner says 'Prepare to die, Engelbert!'
Grachúl the Ohurk-murg says 'Biftald! Fof bere yeu? A walr lewewKel yeur vece
Pfdildelt!'

* R W C HP:Bad>
Engelbert begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Bad>
Grachúl the Ohurk-murg barely whips Engelbert's body and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Bad>
Engelbert utters the word 'zabrahpdjatz'
Engelbert makes the earth tremble and shiver.
You fall, and hit yourself!
Your blood freezes as you hear a bedraggled human prisoner's death cry.
A bedraggled human prisoner is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a bedraggled human prisoner's death cry.
A bedraggled human prisoner is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear an Ohurk-uai soldier's death cry.
An Ohurk-uai soldier is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear an Ohurk-uai soldier's death cry.
An Ohurk-uai soldier is dead! R.I.P.
Nalg the Ohurk-nutu is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your blood freezes as you hear a pony (P)'s death cry.
A pony (P) is dead! R.I.P.
You stop riding a pony (P).
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* W C HP:Dying Engelbert:Fine Nalg the Ohurk-nutu:Dying>f
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Engelbert:Fine Grachúl the Ohurk-murg:Awful>lo
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying>
Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* W C HP:Awful>
Engelbert begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Awful>
Engelbert utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* W C HP:Awful>
Engelbert apologizes profusedly to you, begging your forgiveness.

* W C HP:Awful>
Engelbert begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Awful>
Engelbert utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* W C HP:Bad>
Engelbert begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Bad>gig

Engelbert utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.
You bleed from open wounds.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad>Engelbert begins some strange incantations...
You giggle.

* W C HP:Bad>
Engelbert utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* W C HP:Wounded>
Engelbert begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Wounded>
Engelbert utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.

* W C HP:Wounded>
Engelbert begins some strange incantations...

* W C HP:Wounded>say that was pretty funny shit
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Tempest2001-01-14 05:01:14
Woo woo, go Engelbert! Spark and I did the same thing for TommyBoy on trail to ABR the other day. Trolls incapped him 2 times hehe, and we saved em both times.
Nightchill2001-01-14 11:27:50
Funny would have been a lvl 1 bn fresh out of the crypt wacking your arse on dying, grabbing all the loot
and then managing to avoid Engel long enough to rent.
Rogon2001-01-14 12:22:50
a caster who uses cure light? ehhe, thought i'd seen it all! get cure serious..
Salmar2001-01-14 12:57:13
He uses it since cure light gives him enough hps. It's not like warriors who get only like 10-15 hps per cure. As you can see with 5 cures a warrior was already at wounded. So I think these cures rock.
Alvedon2001-01-14 14:46:30
Hey, don't spread the word, we don't want all jerks using cure light!
engelbert2001-01-14 17:52:13
Cure light gives me 20-35 hps per cure and takes some 8 mana or so. Cure serious would give me 30 hps or so for 13-15 mana.
Siroth2001-01-14 22:26:21
yes cure light is much better
Osmon2001-01-15 12:49:43
Now in this case a name easy to spell will be a huge advantage ;)
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