Oh forgot to mention, posted it only on request, don't flame me for posting shit logs.

Well, i had 50 abs in that fight, not to shabby i say myself :)
Only wish is that we would have set wimpies on 0 and not fled to tracking mobs

you had a chance w/out the mobs, but then again, you knew they were there :)

Yep, I died like an idiot because I figured those there would follow their assigned roles. I *knew* there were more orcs inside than an even fight not including all the agg hunting mobs. 1 of our mages was to port and break if trouble. The other was to use his rock. Think either happened? Mobs were also supposed to be blocked in room, did that happen either? Others may be critical of my normal group, but they at least follow plans and don't do stupid things that kill off the group. Live and learn, and maybe sometime I will :/

Plan was to block mobs in seperate room but i think we where surprised when there was those darkies standing right in portal room and people forgot plan ect.
(Forek spare some scrolls?)

Not even mad at the orcs funny enough, cause I *knew* that those orcs there would do that. Really really irritated by those who were in the group who didn't do what they said they were going to do.

STOP TARGETTING ME DAMN IT. Lost all my scrolls in that little tussel.

Ehh, I went down fast without armour... still wonder why did i close the exit...*peer self*

Ohh... did I mention already that the new zones rock? :))))))))))))

that's why I hate puke, people don't do as they are supposed, they all wuss out trying to save their precious focus items.

Pukes are so clueless and newbies, thatswhy I don't play darkie. Takes no skill to kill/trap some overeqd cluelesspukegeneds(tm). Logged on my shaman last night. Got some 50+ wps for 5 mins playing (Eileen & the other one dtd).

OK! THIS WAS MY FAULT and my fault only, not anyone elses. It was like this, I was supposed to port out to outside metaldoor and BREAK it if anything went wrong. Alvedon was supposed to use his rock if anything went wrong. BUT. Before we entered, Sistina said 'ok I block if we enter their room and no mobs in'. And WHEN WE entered, there were ONLY players in, only. Mobs didn't come, I saw ppl spamclosing wallstone, we were winning, so I used all my mana (I thought someone blocked, because no one were fleeing or entering s, and wallstone was closed and Alvedon had rock). Then someone opened and unleashed the mobs :)And *peer* Nazgum on this one, I didn't do shit to 'trying to save my precious focus item' :)

I suck.
Puke mage with 171 hps can stand 4 harm on normal speed from shaman with 15int 16wis level 43 in 5 age!
Orc shaman is toothless-sucky-bobwhore.

And btw I don't wanna hear any darkies whine about that we were trying to overkill etc in the beginning, because only me, ALvedon, Sistina and Tuen were supposed to port in first(we thought 5 players in there, 1 lowlevel), but when Alvedon scouted mobs had popped, that's why we called more.

We had good fighting on ABR Dolik, 4 of you vs 3 of us with one being a slasher. Too bad you , Forek, and Neverborn, and Nacs decided that a trap would be more fun.

laugh. u portalled in dude. what were u guys doing? getting ambushed?

actually I was referring to Engelbert here, spamming RESCUE
then entire fight with hot mana and no one hitting him,
when he could have been nuking... Not sure what others
were doing, but the comment was from my experience in general
trying to play puke legend. If you're not in lab with the
people, never trust pukes.

You knew 5 were outside that tower Forek, and yet ran from fighting us ABR (even though you outnumbered us) to go get a big trap group at Tower. I knew you were doing it, told group this, and is totally my fault for dying like a trapped animal. I should not have put faith in some of my groupmates, but unfortunately at night there aren't many people to group with. Live and learn as I said.

*LOL* Tempests comments are just too fucking hilarious :p Whines orcs are trapping when THEY portalled in :P

okay abr fight. we fought in sun and u whooped on us. As for running for big fight in tower prist said 8-9 at door. yeah we came and if u look at numbers it was 8 on 8 without mobs. u died in a fair fight. if u had just blocked we orcs died like pigs. Don't go blaming us for the trap.

hehe, damn! i missed it again.

Hihi.. you win some, you loose some. But godam that captain tracks fast and hits hard..
to Dolik: Yes.. your harms does suck: Gotta low eating harms for only some 60hps.. (that was about average from abr fun earlyer)
to Forek: And since we are talking about abr fight.. Forek was just crowned sportsman of the day. Curing an incap puke who lost link is a good deed. Wish more ppl would do it.
To Engelbert: Wonder how many times i got the message: But nobody is fighting him in this fight ;)
To the orcs who won the fight: Enjoy the stuff.
To the rest of the whiners here: Remember we were the bad guys blocking them in, then portaling in enaugh ppl to make it a sure thing (if foreks group hadnt ported in to..)

Now its past my bedtime. Goodnight

a side note: that dwarf that went incap was healed by me and nacs and maybe dolik too :) and for all u pissed pukes don't worry, you'll have my set soon enough.

Actually, Dolik rocked, a shaman was able to totally nullify one of our mages, who stood there petrified spamming help narrates while being nuked by harms. Spells cast by said mage: 1 cure spell, 1 teleport. Btw, was cool of Forek to do what he did for the dwarf on ABR.

no no, give englerbert his props, he also did get 1 color spray in

Nod, forgot to include the stored spray in the beginning. Sorry to not give credit where credit was due.

Favourite part of log: The fireball sent by Gorfirion hits *Prist the Black Numenorean* with full
force, causing an immediate death. Least favourite parts: Gorfirion narrates 'icy'. and: Murog, the Captain is here, fighting Gorfirion.

Bah. Lost my best set I've ever had and enchant decayed but I still have -2 pracs, so I can't make staff. So I'm retired. See you in 30 maybe.

Forek, it was mostly me targetting you. If I had seen you recite purple and had changed to bolts instead of sprays, maybe you would have died before you had a chance to heal yourself with azures? :)

engelbert, the reason you don't play darkie is b/c you are so clueless and a newbie that you need
the advantage....

(i meet plenty of clueless persons on the darkside)

Just checked my log and the funniest bit is!: Engelbert narrates 'i out awful' Awful=Hurt with armour up???

It was mostly me and Magica spamming spells. Not sure what the rest of the casters were doing. Mostly spamming rescue it seems. :p

I was getting my ass kicked. Tried to flee and come back, but mobs instahit me and then it was all downhill from there heh.

What's this? Alvedon slowly regains her bearings. I saw in my log. Alvedon tried to port out and failed miserably?

Who's that badass Vale orc?

i should have continued to group with nacs after i died horribly in stonedoor, seems darkies have all the equ these days :)

Actually if pukes woulda fought and not screaming like pigs they woulda won.

Exactly what I was thinking, Skoj.. I just didn't dare saying it :) Well, some of them were out of mana (as said in comments) but..

All I see in this log is somebody from Healthy to Dying narrating for rescue without doing shit. DUUHHHHH of course you loose. Tempest learn how to fight instead of overkill.

Well I mobdied exploring the new tower (didn't see repop LOCK doors in spam, so tried foolishly to get back out backway instead of focusing on frontdoor) and I gotta say you guys amended my loss by hiding those receipts there :P

oh, forgot to mention I love pukes who hoard brds white robes etc. and die with them!

Please reread log Meteor, so that you can notice Engelbert logged this, not me. What more was I supposed to do, oh wise and all knowing troll sage? I did my job, I buffed the orcs until I could buff no more. You can ask Nacs, Forek, Nevermind, and Dolik if I can fight undermanned Meteor, but you'd never know that since it was more than 2 zones from warrens with no portaller at the moment.

eh? I thought you did portal :)

I didn't post the last comment *stare* but I agree some casters only narrate rescue and didn't do alot. Stupid dorks using my name *peer*

heh while you narrate about rescuing
other ppl cast around 5-6 sprays.
ehhheh how can you win in this case ? You cant.

Its so sad to see the BN go down in notime :/
We need some new rule that pukes arent allowed to target BN's :-)

Btw you are funny Engelbert, complaining darkies are CLUELESS all I see inthis log is spam narrate for rescue. You play puke cause you are clueless not cause darkies are.

And fucking stop posting using others names! I don't like Tempest for his playign stile but he died heroically here, his group fucked all.

What happened to all the melee messages? have they been done away with?? Isn't the idea that the BN might be behind physically all of the orcs making him too hard to reach at first?

Hoo haa!

well atleast we dared to enter!

What the use of entering a place when half the group spam narr rescue instead of spell/fight/do somethingclueful/kill/fart/picknose?.

I narrated for rescue mainly since i wanted to block, to make it sure that it whould be _nomob_ but just as i got rescue nacs hit me, and hell broke loooose!!!!!!!!!!!

well i hope nacs liked my scrolls and eq :(....

i wasent thinking clearly when i died at slag before this...
only thing in my mind was new zones cool and i spammed some bash thuaght we would overkill you all :P

some 3 pukes vs 5+ darkies :P

Where is this new place? I sure hope it isnt s of eregion cause i never go there :)

Shadrach, its 1 zone from crack. U think you can manage to walk that far? :)

Fuck you Engelbert

did alvedon die to?

and magica?

all except engelbert died

Engelbert the Rescuenarrater=) ehhehe

Its a shame Engelbert lived. In the end of that log I really hoped the whiney
spam-narrating-buhu-help-me fucknut would die like a pig. All you did was disturbing pukes exping around Bree with your 50 mps-wasting narrates, throw 1 spray at 1.*orc* and eat 4 lousy harms. Instead of dragging you along Tempest could have brought one more scroll with him and the outcome would have been exactly the same. And panicking like that makes the others wimp out too.

Oh great Shadrach. After a long absence, I have returned from Mordor with new instructions from our great lord - Sauron. Under my command, a contingent of orcish engineers (and several score elven slaves) have constructed a new tower to the east of our homeland. This is the first step in our quest for greater glory and the expansion of our fearless race. Many of our uruks have visited this great fortress and will gladly guide you to its entrance.

Now that i look back at log if we would have blocked we would have won. I rescued alvedon but then nacs hit so made it impossible to block.

well atleast me alvedon and magica where the first to sheed blood in that fortress... Karesh blood.. Mohahahaa =)

Vale was so constructive in the building of it that they named the whole damned superzone after him! The Vale rocks!

I wonder if that (linkless) *dwarf* the *orcs* spared was the same fucknut that killed me linkless from full hps a cpl hrs before this at Epriest. anyone narr "dispater dies" recently? *growl*

That was loads of fun. Had just logged on when Forek tells me to come. Next thing I know I am in a little fort in god knows were. Forek rocked there and really kept his head. So too did Tempest. Not much he can do with his casters acting like deer in the headlights or spamming their portal aliases. BTW had targetted you Tempest but that damn dwarf kept getting in the way (Tuen I believe). You should have seen the spam looting and spam bitching afterwards...

I just read the log again. Engelfuck sprays one darkie, eats a harm and start spamming rescue instead of nuking dolik! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! What utter crap. And i quote: "Pukes are so clueless and newbies, thatswhy I don't play darkie" (Engelfuck)

Tempest you are so pathetic, we fought you in SUN 3 on fucking 3 at sesame cause we KNEW you would wimp out instantly, which you DID. Then man flees inside and we spam him around there in those 2 rideable for 3 fucking minutes cause he got megadefence and its sun. You were even too pussy to just pick sesame, go in and slay us (what does a pukepounder with defence with follower too have to fear). After those 3 minutes and after the man had to use his scroll you managed to BREAK the exit and run. And none you you pukes can bitch on the darkies in fort, we fought you 8 on 8 with no mobs, several of us had shit eq and you probably had some 30% more levels. Its your own bloody fault you decided to get the mobs for us. Me, dolik and nacs had no fucking clue about zone layout or how many/what mobs there were too, we just got portalled in by prist cause you were 8. Assigning 1 caster to each orcwarrior rocks btw, all pukes end up spamming RESCUE in caps, doing nothing else and screwing up morale.

What Engelfuck really wanted to say is he doesn't play darkie cause they cant get 160%track.

Relying on people sucks, thats why I try not to do it. That is not to say that people should rely on me either, since I am not gonna sacrifice myself so someone else who is hording 200 pieces of legend eq can live and not reimburse me. Dolik... *ouch* sucky harms =( Engelbert, uhm... try target and nuke the only person doing damage to you? Your bolts/shocks would have definitely saved you having to spam 100 narrates for rescue, and then eventually 'forcing' you to port out. (Btw, porting out when all groupmates dead isn't whats lame... how you played in there was.) Can't say I don't like to see portallers get their traps backfired on them, but god, I figured with the level of skill that should have been present there, you could have carried out your simple tasks of nuking the casters, and blocking the door.

hihihihi.... overall
that was one funny log *hahahaa*

This log just showed a fucking newbie who joins a group of experienced pkers and begins to whine about rescue when burning and fine LAUGH.

Btw did you kill that trained horse in there carrying some half decent eq. like 1-2 thick/heavy metal sets. some bsbs and some other shit i forgot =þ

My god i hate new zones. Now i have to start learning again. :(

I love new zones =)))))))

It was 4 of you Dolik, not 3, versus really me and Gorfirion and a slasher warrior with no equip. We fought you for more than 24 minutes, in day, at night, it didn't matter. At sesame all you were trying to do was make one of us flee in so you could trap him, plain and simple, you didn't want to fight 3 vs 4 in there. I fled after standing there taking damage for two rounds and the others hadn't even cast a spell/hit anyone. Then the slasher flees in and you guys picked him in. I busted down the door from outside so he could get out. Btw, nice spamlooting of the equip by the .ee guys I hear. If anyone on orc side wants to know what I had I'll be happy to tell you, fucking wrong to hide equip from rest of the group like asses.

YEAH! *nod jocke*
i bet all my dirs is fucked up now =(
to relearn dirs is fucked up =(

Isnt snotty the same person who played speedtracker for like a year and ONLY speedtracker, and then suddenly decides its lame? Isn't that like holding up a sign reading 'i'm lame!' ?

Unknown still thinks people listen to him while not posting his or her name...

Yes i played speedtracker for a while, then i played orc and noticed how much it ruins the game, so I quit. If you see me pk with tindo now, that is lame of me. And Tempest just lies and lies.

Of course Tempest licks Rogon what do u expect eheheh.

If you fight dont you think narrating slows all other commands and depletes your moves? And typically puke thing to spamnarrate rescue or i am hungry! or i cant find my socks!( if you attend to flee :P).. Nice job my fellow minions:-)

Yeah i don't know if i'd do any better but engelbert really looked damn clueless there (or drunk). Pukecasters rock, especially chars like engelbert with tons of +attack (+4 right?:) so that could have made a real difference in there.

What am I lying about NorsuJr (aka Snotty)? Your 3 warriors with one shaman wandering around? That you were 'testing' some new features, but it just happened to be right above a huge battle in Golden Cave, you weren't there for pkill?

how is playing tindomerel lame, if you play solo, there should be no prob

Agree with Ethar, you can be heroic as puke by searching riscful pk

Snotty has no similarities with Norsu. I dont say that to defend Snotty, I say it cause the difference is so huge its ridiculous.

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