Chuckle - The irony
posted by forek
2001-01-24 16:32:55
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fight dt. Read log for more desc
* interesting situation. supposed to be 4 vs 4.  I happen to be with 3 nsl, *
* fighting against Dorfl Ellara Rodan and Dwarf when low and behold lookie  *
* who appears.  Lab guarantees that Zaber was at home, but how just seems   *
* wierd to all of a sudden have Zaber around targgeting lil ole me.         *




R W C>k man

*Ellara the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R W C>* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine Durlak:Fine>
You smite *Rodan the Beorning Man*'s body very hard and tickle it.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine Durlak:Fine>b

You hear a *click* in a lock.
The door is opened from the other side.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine Durlak:Fine>
*Rodan the Beorning Man* closes the door.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine Durlak:Fine>
*Rodan the Beorning Man* slashes Durlak's right hand hard and tickles it.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine Durlak:Fine>bash
You hear a *click* in a lock.

*Dorfl the Dwarf* seems to have recovered his senses.

*Ellara the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Durlak seems to have recovered his senses.

Implithura narrates 'i told they out'
Your bash at *Rodan the Beorning Man* sends him sprawling.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine Durlak:Hurt>
*Dorfl the Dwarf* sends Tomek sprawling with a powerful bash.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
A hungry warg leaves west.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine Durlak:Hurt>
*Ellara the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*Dorfl the Dwarf* cleaves Tomek's right arm extremely hard.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine Durlak:Hurt>
Durlak panics, and attempts to flee.
Durlak leaves west.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The door is opened from the other side.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Ramtir has arrived from the north.
*a Dwarf* closes the door.
Durlak has arrived from the west.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>nar RODAN BASHED

*Ellara the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Ramtir leaves south.
You smite *Rodan the Beorning Man*'s left arm hard and tickle it.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Durlak leaves west.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>Durlak has arrived from the west.
Ok.

* R W C *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Ramtir has arrived from the south.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Ellara the Half-Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.

* R W C HP:Fine *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Ellara the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Fine *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Ramtir begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Fine *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Durlak calls for the door to be opened.

* R W C HP:Fine *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Ellara the Half-Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Ellara the Half-Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from the south riding a warhorse.
*Dorfl the Dwarf* cleaves Tomek's body extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Fine *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>b

Durlak leaves south.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the south.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Fine *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>bash
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Durlak has arrived from the south.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The door is opened from the other side.

* R W C HP:Fine *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* closes the door.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R W C HP:Fine *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Ellara the Half-Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Ellara the Half-Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.

* R W C HP:Fine *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
Ramtir begins some strange incantations...
*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds your head extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>
*Rodan the Beorning Man* seems to have recovered his senses.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Rodan the Beorning Man*:Fine>bb

*Rodan the Beorning Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Rodan the Beorning Man* leaves west.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>
butcher corpse
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Ellara the Half-Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Ellara the Half-Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>f

Tomek seems to have recovered his senses.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>
Tomek leaves south.
Ramtir utters the word 'pabraw'
Ramtir raises his voice and ancient powers make *Dorfl the Dwarf* twist in
pain.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>*Zaber the Half-Elf* disbands his group. <---- ohh just happened to come along at the right time I guess
Durlak leaves south.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Grey Mountains
An orkish cavalier is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: East West.

o R W C HP:Hurt>f
You flee head over heels.
Grey Mountains
Exits: West Down.

o R W C HP:Hurt>w
Grey Mountains
An orkish cavalier is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: East West.

o R W C HP:Hurt>w
A Road through the Grey Mountains
*Dorfl the Dwarf* is here, fighting Ramtir.
*a Dwarf* is here, fighting Ramtir.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* is here, riding a pack horse, fighting Ramtir.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* is here, riding a warhorse.
Ramtir is here, fighting *Dorfl the Dwarf*.
Durlak is standing here.
Exits: North East South West.
*Dorfl the Dwarf* sends Ramtir sprawling with a powerful bash.

* R W C HP:Hurt>
Implithura has arrived from the north.
*a Dwarf* closes the door.

* R W C HP:Hurt>
Tomek has arrived from the west.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* leaves west riding a pack horse.

* R W C HP:Hurt>
Durlak pounds *Dorfl the Dwarf*'s left hand extremely hard.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds Ramtir's left leg hard and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* strongly cleaves Ramtir's body and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Hurt>
Tomek leaves west.

* R W C HP:Hurt>k rodan
They aren't here.

* R W C HP:Hurt>
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R W C HP:Hurt>k rodan

Implithura begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Hurt>They aren't here.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.

* R W C HP:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* strongly cleaves Ramtir's right hand and tickles it.
*Dorfl the Dwarf* cleaves Ramtir's left hand extremely hard.
Ramtir panics, and attempts to flee.
Ramtir leaves east.

* R W C HP:Hurt>
Durlak panics, and attempts to flee.
Durlak leaves west.

* R W C HP:Hurt>k elf

*Zaber the Half-Elf* is now a group member.
A warhorse is now a group member.
Ramtir has arrived from the east.

* R W C HP:Hurt>
Durlak has arrived from the west.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>Ramtir panics, and attempts to flee.
Ramtir leaves west.
You're already fighting!

* R W C HP:Hurt *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>
*a Dwarf* approaches Implithura, trying to cleave her.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* fails to pierce you.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>f

*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds your right arm extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Wounded *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Grey Mountains
Exits: North South West.

o R W C HP:Wounded>w
Durlak has arrived from the north.
Grey Mountains
Exits: North East West.

o R W C HP:Wounded>w
Grey Mountains
The enchanting will-of-the-wisp beckons you with a blurred light.
Exits: North East West.

o R W C HP:Wounded>n
2
ZBLAM! A hungry warg doesn't want you riding it anymore.
You stop riding a hungry warg.

o W C HP:Wounded>cast 'cure light'
Nah... 
You feel too relaxed to do that..

o W C HP:Wounded>stand
You stop resting, and stand up.

o W C HP:Wounded>e
e
Grey Mountains
Exits: North East West.

o W C HP:Wounded>Grey Mountains
Exits: North South West.

o W C HP:Wounded>n
A Road through the Grey Mountains
*Dorfl the Dwarf* is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* is here, riding a warhorse.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
Exits: [North] East South West.

* W C HP:Wounded>call

*a Dwarf* cleaves your right arm extremely hard.
*Ellara the Half-Elf* quickly approaches, trying to pierce you.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>*Zaber the Half-Elf* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
You call for the door to be opened.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>f

*Ellara the Half-Elf* pierces your right hand and tickles it.
You smite *a Dwarf*'s right leg extremely hard.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>e
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinizing you
from the closed door.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The door is opened from the other side.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>f

*a Dwarf* closes the door.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>e

*Dorfl the Dwarf* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*Dorfl the Dwarf* cleaves your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*Ellara the Half-Elf* locks the door.

* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>f

*Ellara the Half-Elf* begins some strange incantations...

f
* W C HP:Wounded *a Dwarf*:Fine>
*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

f
* W C HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>f

*a Dwarf* cleaves your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad *a Dwarf*:Fine>f
f

*Ellara the Half-Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Ellara the Half-Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured light.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

You are dead! Sorry...

* amazing to call and f and get bashed before that goes through as well.  That's some
instant bash *
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Siroth2001-01-24 16:38:10
Don't go around accusing people without facts Forek, they all narrated FOREK!!
so thats prolly why. And yes he wasn't in lab.
forek2001-01-24 16:39:36
1) fuck u siroth.
2) This is the log, period. you can draw your own conclusions. I just find it utterly ironic that I continue to die full setted to nsls one way or the other.
Loin2001-01-24 16:43:28
Ok, dwarfie here... u had bad luck on that flee, zaber came to call of 'lotsa DT'
dorfl2001-01-24 16:44:05
instant bash?
i spammed bash the minute you entered room
bash, cleave, pound, cleave ->ded
btw you wasnt fullsetted
Zaber2001-01-24 16:45:15
I was at home yes, and I didn't target you! I was hitting orc and 2.orc, nothing strange about it, thanks for eq btw
dorfl2001-01-24 16:45:40
forgot 1 spray
siroth2001-01-24 16:52:16
laff, hush snaga, just keep on dying your good exp.
Prist2001-01-24 17:00:35
Ehh... have I mentioned before that Siroth sucks?
Siroth2001-01-24 17:05:16
Have we ever faught prist?
Unknown2001-01-24 17:12:37
wouldnt it make sense to limit people who are logging on from the same URL to the same side then they couldn't help out a friend like this damn nsl
Ellara2001-01-24 17:21:24
as ye can see zaber was only nsl there :P
So dont call me and other dutch dudes nsl! :)
Darkangel2001-01-24 17:26:29
Like you Forek, though sometimes you (and others) seem a bit paranoid :) Zaber have been ill for like 3 days now so he's been at home... otherwise he would be playing dork also, right?
* fearsome Cow*2001-01-24 17:27:57
Ellara is nsl...
Raichu2001-01-24 17:28:39
Comf on dead but you cannot blame NSL for any death cause you see 1.
forek2001-01-24 17:44:15
I pointed out the irony that when we first clashed with this group 3 mins prior there was no zaber involved, then all of a sudden he there and I dead. That's what I said. I am paranoid when it comes to nsl, cuz of the past. I do know zaber is ill and not in lab.
vili2001-01-24 17:44:26
yeah, fuck you siroth
a snot2001-01-24 17:51:44

er...er..yeah fuck you siroth!
Ostu2001-01-24 18:03:11
Actually i remember Ellara or Dorfl spamnarated "GET FOREK!" or smth, so probably that's why Zaber came. Not sure though.
Alcion/Ramtir2001-01-24 18:04:41
When you died I was inside a small hut curing Tomek, who was bleedin to death - bad.
Fredde2001-01-24 18:06:53
FUCK YOU ALL! siroth fucking rocks! he can spam follow norsu, i know alot of us cant!!!
Grang2001-01-24 18:13:54
At 2001-01-24 16:52:16, Siroth commented:
laff, hush snaga, just keep on dying *your* good exp.

laff, hush pelf, just keep you learning you suck at english!
does his good xp keep dying? illiterate fuck
Nacs2001-01-24 18:33:55
Yeah Siroth u suck ha!
Pampalini2001-01-24 18:35:47
Only rocking thingie about NSL is that i have them all on trophy *cackle*
Lochdale2001-01-24 18:39:28
Grang, English is there second language, how is your Swedish you ignorant cretin? Indeed, Grang can you speak any other language or are you still mastering your native dialect.

Something should be done about labs. Limit the number playing/logging in from them etc. Regardless of the virtue of Darkangel's protestations of Zaber being ill, it is the apperance of impropriety that dooms the very idea of a lab. In essence, in an internet based game, labs are cheating per se.
vili2001-01-24 18:49:54
fuck you some more siroth
Darkangel2001-01-24 19:15:49
Just a bit sick of ppl whining about labs... I mean, ok I see your point about that labs have advantage in PK, but is it KTH, LTH, NSL:s fault? If -YOU- had the opportunity to play in lab with your rl-friends, I bet you would too. And 'every lab cheats, blabla...' like Fingeror said a long time ago, it's so much funnier to target your rl-friend and -maybe- even kill him/her, than target someone you don't know (like when NSL played darkies and all targetted Nowyr, who died!) etc... And many ppl whine about that NSL never give anyone eq but lab, and that is just so damn wrong that I have to laugh :) p(Bobbie) would never give p(Feon) eq for an instance, and Zaber -ALWAYS- give eq to people who died following him when he has spare. It's not a lab-thingie to give eq to each other, wouldnt -YOU- give eq to a 'friend' you know on MUME (or group much with) who needs, rather than give some unknown one? I know that -I- would give some ppl on mume eq before I'd give some NSL:ers. (*tickle* Koljat and Dorak :)
Darkangel2001-01-24 19:20:17
Oh and Asoj of course :) *gig*
Lochdale2001-01-24 19:52:53
Darkangel: If you look at my other posts re: labs I have stated that we would all use them if we could. That said, it does not matter if the motivations of lab mates are pure, its the apperance of impropriery that is the problem. Labs offer a huge adavantage and an awfully strong temptation for misuse. I think a solution would be to ban them as much as possible no matter how good or decent the labbies themselves are.
Rogon2001-01-24 20:01:38
Maybe it's just me but it looks like all zaber is doing is standing outside door and spamming kill orc. I read the log 3 times trying to find him *TARGETTING YOU* as you claim. all i see is him constantly hitting 1.orc. he hits ramtir when he's 1.orc and you when you're 1.orc. how is this targetting you? He doesnt even CHASE you, just stand outside the door spamming kill orc.
Unknown2001-01-24 20:06:22
Lab groups never give me shit they hoard like crazy they should be limited to 2-3 connection from a single URL would that really hurt anyone the only reason you guys play is cause you know you have a huge advantage
Darkangel2001-01-24 20:15:53
Not at all, dear 'I'm-afraid-to-show-my-name', I play from home much more than I play from school (i.e lab), and have 56 k modem at home that sucks ass, I have 0 advantage when I play from home, but I play because I think it's fun.
Dorak2001-01-24 20:31:14
Well, I won't comment on the other stuff here but I sure as hell know Zaber doesn't spare eq to those following him with a priority higher than his lab. Lab loots, lab keeps is what I've seen in action.
Zaber2001-01-24 20:35:09
Dorak imho i can only recall that into one fight, and that was at bbt like a year ago(?). I looted a gleaming that i gave away to someone in lab, that was with on kills, then you asked me for gleaming, and i told you who i had given it to and told you to talk to him. And really, if i had to choose if i should give eq to you or to some other jerk, it whould be that other jerk! *hug dorak*
Fisben2001-01-24 20:49:55
I would like to add on to the ongoing discussion about labs. First of all i understand many of you people whining about lag advantages, indeed like Darkangel i sometimes play from home (with my 14k modem, which is just horrible), most other time i play from work. Now we (.lv) gather every friday evening in an internet cafe for the -whole- night (22.00-9.00) JUST TO FUCKING PLAY MUME. There are many reasons dor it. First of all because MUME rocked, rocks and always will. Second because those people are my FRIENDS, and I go there and pay $5 every Friday night from my $70 monthly salary, just to see them, speak and chat about MUME. Don't you all ever get happy when talking to a friend who won some nice fight or smth else bla bla bla ?? And the third reason : yes it's a lab. But as you can see I stated the reasons why i go to that I-cafe in the order of importance. MUME is awesome, but it's not my whole life. And if every friday night I can see my friends, drink a bottle of beer with them - hell yes i'm gonna go : be it MUME, Diablo, Half-Life or IRC. But indeed we have to admit that a group of 4 from a lab can beat a group of 5 which is not in one lab. Mainly because of the ease of communication. But that's the way it is :) All this talk about : ban labs or place everyone in labs seems alike to me like : A fucking beggar saying "Take all money from rich peiople and give it to me, cause i dont have shit (yeah, and my ass is too lazy to make some money). ***but this is just my opinion***
Glader2001-01-24 21:21:53
Siroth is impopular! Heh, comfort Travis, loooooooove you!
Lochdale2001-01-24 21:54:40
If your making only $70 per month you can keep both the money and the lab. Latvia is doing that badly?
Siroth2001-01-24 22:18:29
Vili I hope your still pissed because I killed you, it was great fun. And if you
EVER kill my friends again on sameside I will keep on killing you and taking
your eq.
Nazgum2001-01-24 22:26:57
personally I have no problem with fighting a group of players who are in a lab, it's the suspicion of them cheating that bothers me. I like the unknown's idea of all players from the same site must log in the same side, but something needs to be done about ainu from labs as well. I mean, cheating or not, if for example, me and alweon had computers next to each other and he sees narrate "*Puke* narrates 'luring nazgum be ready'" he's gonna tell me. So obviously lab players are gonna do this to, and I can't really blame them it's their real friends, it just needs to be prevented somehow (My preferencial is that, all players from one site must log on same side, and then ainu from that sight can only here that sides narrates, that would reduce it a little, since tells and snoops can be traced.)
Ethar2001-01-24 22:54:14
Lochdale, it's their, not there. Sorry, had to be a smartass *hug*.
Lochdale2001-01-24 23:01:22
No, you didn't. You could have simply sat in the corner and been quiet! Anyways, I am going to have my secretary type all of my comments in the future so that I may proof them accordingly! I do believe that we are all a little better for my prescence on these boards.
Siroth to Nazgu2001-01-24 23:01:25
Good thought I agree its a bonus, but, what if someone in lab only got a darkie
to play and the other guy a puke to play. Should they not be allowed to play
then?
Reef2001-01-24 23:28:30
Damn Ethar got to be a smartass before me! Ohh and Fisben, is that an average salary over there, $70 a week I mean? I know where I'm going for my next holiday at least! :)
Nazgum2001-01-24 23:56:05
on the recent mume polls I think it was each player had an average
of 5 legends... If you are in lab with people you know them rl
and can easily decide what you will play. Also, if you don't
both have chars on each side to play, the answer is simple...
Make new chars or wait til the people playing the other side
from your lab are done (I think 30 min rule should apply to that
as well).
Antar2001-01-25 07:58:26
I must really suck, cause I BARELY have 3 legends. And if Lochdale needs his secretary, damn... Get help man... Imho labs = Crazy fun. Only because you don't have to waste a lot of time with tells, or replies, and can just talk. Makes it easier to spam "k $target" for your client users. It'd also be a lot nicer if there wasn't an immort... Nazgum's got some good ideas. Now all we gotta do is find a way for MUME to govern it, and imp it! (Which will never happen, unless Nienor's looking, or some v+?) Thus says the Antar, who gets himself DT'd in Dt's that he knows are there... =(
Raichu2001-01-25 08:54:26
I agree with Siroth, well most labs have puke and darkie, if not make a puke and a darkie? =P
*An Orc Soldier2001-01-25 10:03:05
The only time I think this ever happened to Fingeror, it was he who died, and only because I was grouped with his labbie.

I dont give a damn about if someone plays from a lab, let them have fun, I completely agree with Nazgum, its the cheating thats run rampant.

Zaber & Co., people know you cheat, ive seen your uncanny ability to avoid traps or even any situation where its not you and your ball-licking labbies to take on 1 darkie. I like the *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy> part etc.

P.S. I know you are using illegal triggers to open and shut those doors in DT, but since you take it up the ass so often from some unmentioned others I'm sure it will never be looked in to. You are 75% likely using autohit triggers also.

P.P.S. You and your buddies, Zaber, are pathetic equipment hoarders too.

P.P.P.S. People with attitudes like you should, can, and will suffer RL. Enjoy your sickness, worm.
Ilmarin2001-01-25 10:40:15
I give and give and give to nsl, but I never recieve.
Why oh why? I want it up my ass too....
Zaber2001-01-25 12:59:03
I have to confess I use: Autohit, Autofollow-autohit:Autotrack:Autoloot;Autobait:Autokill:Autosmob
Its all in the new version of TricaBot ver 3.56 Beta
Tsk Tsk2001-01-25 13:33:02
Hey Grang how's your swedish? Ditt lilla bögsvin.
Loin2001-01-25 14:27:56
Lotsa whines, just 1 comment... don't be 1.orc :) (narrate FOREK, was FOREK RIPS btw :)). I didn't realise u died till some mins after...
Jocke2001-01-26 23:39:42
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