Old but funny
posted by Wow
2001-01-27 22:29:50
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Old log, you might have seen it already. If not, you'll probably find it pretty
Logged by Silicon, hope he doesnt mind me posting this.
Action takes place near Bluemountains, quite entertaining :P
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Grassy plain
There is snow on the ground.
The healthy cow stands here grazing on the bright green grass.
A rabbit is here eyeing your presence warily.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

* R S C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You start to concentrate...

* R S C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
Ok.
Your fireball hits *a Dwarf* with full force, causing an immediate death
.
[get coins corpse]
*a Dwarf* is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *a Dwarf*'s death cry.

* R S C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>
You get coins from the corpse of *a Dwarf*.
There was 11 gold coins 18 silver pennies 75 copper pennies.

* R S C HP:Fine Mana:Warm>exa corpse
corpse (here) : 
a hooded brass lantern
a butcher knife (brand new)
a weapon sheath
a broad girdle
a longsword (dented)
a plain cloak (brand new)
a full metal shield (brand new)
a pair of thin vambraces (brand new)
a thin pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
a thick pair of rigid leather boots (brand new)
a thin pair of greaves (brand new)
a metal helmet (brand new)
a metal breastplate (brand new)
a large sack
a large sack
a dented pail

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abit later...

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Your fireball hits Heidi the stablehand with full force, causing an
immediate
death.
Heidi the stablehand is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Heidi the stablehand's death cry.

* R C Mana:Hot>nar Heidi the stablehand is dead! R.I.P. :)
l
Ok.

* S C Mana:Hot>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'l'

* R S C Mana:Warm>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'so she is....'

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna whassup
Ok.

* S C Mana:Warm>An Inlaid Stone Walkway

call
* S C Mana:Warm>
You call for the gate to be opened.

* S C Mana:Warm>
You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinizing
you
from the closed gate.
Reply is now set to A dwarven gateguard
A dwarven gateguard tells you 'I'm not opening for you!'

Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'you should not kill good citizens going about their w
ork you know'

* S C Mana:Warm>repl ?
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Cold>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'it is a bad idea to kill the good folk of Arda'

* R S C Mana:Cold>t yavanna what happens if i kill em
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Icy>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'Elbereth's list seems likely'

* R S C Mana:Icy>nar ainulindale tells you 'it is a bad idea to kill the
good fo
lk of Arda'
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Cold>
Brog narrates '*laugh*'

* R S C Mana:Cold>nar ainulindale tells you 'Elbereth's list seems likely'
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Cold>
Spawn narrates 'heh'

* R S C Mana:Cold>l 

Spark narrates 'kill the ainulaindale!'

* R S C Mana:Cold>t yavanna im ready to be listed!
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna btw i didnt kill any elves
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna just dwarves
l
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>l
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'elbereth's list is not only for elf killings'

Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'hmm care to comment on your pk trophy?'

Your fireball hits a dwarven prospector with full force, causing an
immediate death.
A dwarven prospector is dead! R.I.P.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear a dwarven prospector's death cry.

* R S C Mana:Cold>t yavanna A dwarven prospector is dead! R.I.P.
l
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna comment ?
l
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Warm>t yavanna you mean ?
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Hot>t elbereth list
Ok.
Reply is now set to Elbereth Gilthoniel
Elbereth Gilthoniel tells you 'I will not speak to enemies of the Elves!
'
* R S C Mana:Hot>t yavanna i have never been on elbereth before, i think i
shoul
d try it :)
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>Yavanna tells you 'harumph what about Sauron's? I a
m concerned at how many whitie pk's I see on trophy?'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna they all old kills
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'not quite ;)'

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'if others group you they get elbie's touch'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna its ok
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna its better than saurons
Ok.

Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'so what about the most recent pk?'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna i may get his eq back, i mena its left in
corpse
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'why did you kill him??'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna he barked on me :(
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'huh he did what?'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna youngster should have a bit more respect to
elder ones 
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna his eq in corpse
l
Ok.

Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'that is NO excuse to pk another person... least of al
l one so much lower level than you'

* R S C>t yavanna yes he was
l
Ok.

* R S C>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'we do not look favourably on legends who pk lowbies'

* R S C>t yavanna i mean i didnt loot anything 
Ok.

* R S C>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'that is irrelevant'

* R S C>t yavanna i can apolo him
Ok.

* R S C>t yavanna sometimes we must teach young mumers HOW to play
Ok.

Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'you are >< that close to Sauron's'

* R S C Mana:Burning>repl im really sorry i killed lev 8 dwarv
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna maybe elbereth is ok and i take some
lessons from it :(
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>t sauron list
Ok.
Reply is now set to Sauron
Sauron tells you 'My Envoys: Gaze, Vayu, more to come.'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna sauron is made for only pk carieerers
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'not so'

Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'anyone who looks like they might become career might 
be listed or someone who is particularly noteable in his kill eg by
killing an istar OR a BABY might be listed'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna i think sauron is too bad, i should get a
chance
Ok.

* R S C>t yavanna please...... *hug*
l
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'you're not added yet, but another kill of that calibr
e and you will be, OK?'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna what about elbereths ?
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'you showed no remorse so that stands'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t elbereth silicon
Ok.
Reply is now set to Elbereth Gilthoniel
Elbereth Gilthoniel tells you 'I will not speak to enemies of the Elves!
'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna am i elbereth listed ?
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>sc
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'yes'

* R S C Mana:Burning>
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'avoid elves if I were you'

* R S C Mana:Burning>t yavanna okies
Ok.

* R S C Mana:Burning>Grazing Fields
There is snow on the ground.
A clear spring babbles as cool water trickles out of the ground.
A loyal shepherd's dog is standing here.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the east [key: 'czaxenzigbho'].

* R S C Mana:Burning>
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The Stonegate is opened from the other side.

* R S C Mana:Burning>
*a Dwarf* leaves west [key: 'czaxenzigbho'].
The Stonegate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R S C Mana:Burning>who
Reply is now set to Yavanna
Yavanna tells you 'well stop throwing your weight about and killing peop
le who stand NO chance against you'

* R S C Mana:Hot>dism
You stop riding a mountain mule.

camp rent
* S C Mana:Hot>
Ok. you make your camp here.

A warm fire lights the place.

#connection "main" closed.
#cancan stopped dancing.
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*tickle* Meryaten
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Idun2001-01-27 23:15:40
Uh, she wanted to sauronslist your BN?
Johannes2001-01-27 23:35:34
*ROFL*
Agressive Joe2001-01-27 23:35:50
wtf just happened here? sounds like meryaten had a little bit too much of the wachy tabbachy
Dresden2001-01-27 23:57:09
ROFL!!! I haven't laughed that much a long time...hilarious! Comf Meryaten!
Voile2001-01-28 00:01:57
Hehe.. say this log is fake :) Rofl!
Agressive Joe2001-01-28 00:01:58
this just proves my point which ive been saying for years. women have no right to be in charge of anything besides cleaning a toilet. if you guys dont mind im gonna go take a nice dump and find a woman to clean the can
Aggressive Joe2001-01-28 00:02:42
ahh i feel much better now
Rogon2001-01-28 01:30:16
Joe, that must be a record dump, less than a minute between the posts!
Mammoth2001-01-28 04:45:41
Doh! She might've been somewhat odd sometimes but she was one of the very few
actually helpful maias out there
Plato2001-01-28 04:53:05
Ha, that was really funny :-) Especially how Silicon played along with it.
Elminster2001-01-28 06:53:37
This is ofcos a joke right?
Aggressive Joe2001-01-28 07:03:06
i find she is most helpful inside the kitchen where she belongs
Torment2001-01-28 08:12:17
I'd vote this easily one of the funiest logs of the year. The BN here ruled in keeping a straight face with Meryaten.
Mumma2001-01-28 15:05:26
giggle
nice fekken log :p
Unknown2001-01-28 15:21:41
Erm, how can you camp rent near bm?!?!?!?
FAKE LOG!!!
FAKE LOG!!!
Aschit2001-01-28 19:41:19
DAMN. Logs like this always make me miss my log of a drunken Annar trying to convince me to move to Estonia to make a living playing pirated game software. Then when *Maglir the bn* 'interrupted' him by trying to stab me, I saw: "Annar brutally slays *Maglir the Black Numenorean*.
Aschit2001-01-28 19:41:47
His reason for the slaying btw, was: "That wasn't nice. He tried to kill you."
Daevia to Rogon2001-01-28 22:55:52
Thats nothing, I've crapped and washed up and been back the the computer in 35 seconds flat.
Raichu2001-01-29 10:41:45
Hehe Unknown u could rent near bm not long ago, but u of course don;'t know that else u post with name =). Btw this log RUUUUUUUUUUUUULED! =) hahah nice giong by bn playing the game with Yavanna =)
Gerd2001-01-29 19:32:30
That must have been when humans and BNs both showed as humans on 'whois'. I remember how some Vala wanted to demote a BN for breaking the 30-minute rule with orc...
madcat2001-01-29 22:23:48
Bns camprent restriction to neutral zones only was done about a year ago.
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