stupid, stupid newbie bn(me)
posted by Calazon
2001-02-07 22:42:22
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### Lame log, but I was amused (not edited much) ### I pray about halfway alo
Plains Beside the Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North East South West.

A beaver leaves south.



* Mana:Cold>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.



* Mana:Cold>score
60/60 hit, 14/101 mana, and 114/114 moves.



* Mana:Cold>exit
North - 
You can't distinguish a lot of details.

East  - 
You can't distinguish a lot of details.

South - 
You can't distinguish a lot of details.

West  - 
You can't distinguish a lot of details.



* Mana:Cold>stand
n
You stop resting, and stand up.



* Mana:Cold>* Mana:Cold>Rocky Plains

Exits: North East South West.



* Mana:Cold>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.



* Mana:Cold>whe
Players in your zone

--------------------

Calazon              - Rocky Plains



* Mana:Cold>score
60/60 hit, 15/101 mana, and 114/114 moves.



* Mana:Cold>score
60/60 hit, 18/101 mana, and 114/114 moves.



* Mana:Cold>stand
You stop resting, and stand up.



* Mana:Cold>s
Plains Beside the Road

Exits: North East South West.



* Mana:Cold>s                             ## I follow it out onto the road
Bend in the Old East Road
                 ## really fixated
A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North East =South= =West=.



* Mana:Cold>cast t 'chil' beaver
\You muster all of your concentration...



|/|/-|/-\||/-\|/-|/-\|/-\||/-\|/-\|* Mana:Icy a beaver:Hurt>

Ok.

You chill a beaver.

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves south.



* Mana:Icy>* Mana:Icy>

A bass narrates '*snicker*'



s
* Mana:Icy>* Mana:Icy>Bend in the Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: =North= =East= South.



* Mana:Icy>cast t 'mag' beaver
/You muster all of your concentration...



--\-\|* Mana:Frozen a beaver:Hurt>

Ok.

Your magic missile hits a beaver.

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves east.



* Mana:Frozen>e                         ## I start to realise where I
The Last Bridge
                         ## am and how stupid I am
A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: =East= =West=.



* Mana:Frozen>cast t 'mag' beaver
Alas, not enough mana flows through you...



* Mana:Frozen>kill beaver
* Mana:Frozen>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves west.



* Mana:Frozen>w
Bend in the Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: =North= =East= South.



* Mana:Frozen>kill beaver
* Mana:Frozen a beaver:Hurt>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.



* Mana:Frozen a beaver:Hurt>* Mana:Frozen a beaver:Hurt>

Saving Calazon.



* Mana:Icy a beaver:Hurt>

A beaver barely hits your body and tickles it.



A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves north.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>n
Bend in the Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North East =South= =West=.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Hurt>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Hurt>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Hurt>

Nushenak narrates 'i HATE YOU DAMN BASS'



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Hurt>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Hurt>

You swiftly dodge a beaver's attempt to hit you.

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves west.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>w
Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North =East= South =West=.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Hurt>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Hurt>laugh   ## By here I know how stupid I am 
You fall down laughing.
                  ## But I keep on with it, I want
A beaver barely hits your head and tickles it.
     #this beaver
A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

You lightly pierce a beaver's right hindfoot and shatter it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Wounded>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Wounded>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves west.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>w
Bend in the Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North =East= =South= West.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Wounded>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.

Zimar narrates 'nushenak, dont lie'



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Wounded>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Wounded>

You swiftly dodge a beaver's attempt to hit you.

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves west.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>w
With great difficulty you enter the broken plains.

Broken Plains

A large eagle soars above you.

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North East South West.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Wounded>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Wounded>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Wounded>

A beaver barely hits your right hand and tickles it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Wounded>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves south.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>s
You carefully move among the scattered boulders.

Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North =East= South =West=.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>

Zimar narrates 'we all know how you feel about the bass'



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>cast t 'mag' beaver
-You muster all of your concentration...



\\|/\|/* HP:Fine Mana:Frozen a beaver:Bad>

Ok.

Your magic missile hits a beaver.

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves south.



* HP:Fine Mana:Frozen>s
Plains Beside the Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North East West.



* HP:Fine Mana:Frozen>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Frozen>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves east.



* HP:Fine Mana:Frozen>e
Hills

Exits: North West.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
They aren't here.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>n
Bend in the Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: =North= East South =West=.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves east.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>

Nushenak narrates 'my bill on the celluar phone is HIGH=('



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>e
kill beaver
Rocky Slope

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North South West.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver barely hits your left leg and tickles it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves west.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>

Ajax narrates 'hey, it's hard to find a good piece of bass these days!'



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>w
Bend in the Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: =North= East South =West=.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver fails to hit you.

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

Your attempt to pierce a beaver fails.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

A beaver swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver fails to hit you.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

Your attempt to pierce a beaver fails.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

Betty narrates 'My job has now been passed on to new mr. olog-hai'



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves south.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>s
Hills

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North West.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver lightly hits your head and tickles it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

You lightly pierce a beaver's left hindfoot and shatter it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves north.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>n
Bend in the Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: =North= East South =West=.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves west.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>w
Old East Road

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North =East= South =West=.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver leaves north.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>n
Brazsh narrates 'shit'

With great difficulty you enter the broken plains.

Broken Plains

A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.

Exits: North East South West.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>

An eagle has arrived from the north.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>kill beaver
* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

You approach a beaver, trying to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver fails to hit you.

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

A beaver swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce it.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver fails to hit you.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Bad>

A beaver panics, and attempts to flee.

A beaver panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

You lightly pierce a beaver's right hindfoot and shatter it.

A beaver is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Dying>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Dying>

Brazsh narrates '4 puukes were around trial'



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy a beaver:Dying>stat
Brazsh narrates 'trail'

You pierce a beaver's body extremely hard and shatter it.

Your victim is shocked by your hit!

You receive your share of experience.

Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea.

Your blood freezes as you hear a beaver's death cry.

A beaver is dead! R.I.P.

OB: 14%, DB: 24%, PB: 12%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 20. Mood: wimpy.

Needed: 7,847 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

Affected by:

- depression

- a light wound at the right foot.

- noquit


## It was worth about 300 xp


* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>

An eagle leaves south.



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>stat
OB: 14%, DB: 24%, PB: 12%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 20. Mood: wimpy.

Needed: 7,300 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.

Affected by:

- depression

- a light wound at the right foot.

- noquit



* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>* HP:Fine Mana:Icy>

You suddenly notice *an Elf*.

Suddenly *an Elf* stabs you in the back, you die.



You are dead! Sorry...
## There is what everyone knew was coming!
## But I did get the beaver! :)
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Fyre2001-02-07 22:45:25
DIE beaver DIE!!
A troll(i certa2001-02-07 22:50:05
Ooh, nice, a linkless kill!
That beaver was OBVIOUSLY linkless!
You suck!
Unknown2001-02-07 22:56:55
It looks like you were action tracking that beaver. Is this legal? I say a demotion is in order...
Korf2001-02-07 23:03:02
DEMOTE! *wink unknowns*
Lochdale2001-02-07 23:18:39
Ahh the things men will do to get the beaver....
Lochdale2001-02-07 23:19:50
Hmmm just realized how sophmoric my last comment was. We are all a little less for it.
Slobber2001-02-07 23:36:50
hehe nod Lochdale, you'd be surprised how many guys died trying to get some beaver;)
Llort2001-02-07 23:42:31
i like the comment on this log. cant have enough logs which show the lighter side to playing mume
Oscarmeyer2001-02-07 23:53:24
Well, since female bns are so few, you can't really blame the guy for trying to get some beaver before his inevitable death.
a beaver2001-02-07 23:58:22
goddamn, was spamnarrating for some1 to come and help me, thus i went moveless and ripped b4 *elf* there got to my rescue.
David2001-02-08 00:01:49
elf was an evil elf, he came there to sameside pk you A beaver! i know this for a fact.. just yesterday, he killed A striped snake in brush area..
David2001-02-08 00:01:50
elf was an evil elf, he came there to sameside pk you A beaver! i know this for a fact.. just yesterday, he killed A striped snake in brush area..
Jocke2001-02-08 00:36:06
*lol* Slobber
Reef2001-02-08 04:15:05
The allure of the beaver is legend, it makes one do silly things....like buy really fucking expensive diamonds....
Axel2001-02-08 04:39:26
I bet the *Elf* had a good laugh running after you :)
Toe2001-02-08 08:22:27
Nice beaver!
Edvard2001-02-08 09:34:45
Beaver here, beaver there everywhere... beaver *peer log*
Baazunga2001-02-08 12:05:35
All of a sudden I realize that I actually am reading a log of a newbie bn hunting a beaver... almost like getting paralyzed watching TV-shop... really embarrasing!
Raichu2001-02-08 12:28:43
Very boring log for people who are at work... =)
Granvil2001-02-08 12:31:44
Nod Axel, I bet the *elf* was thinking this guy moves like a beaver.
Hedin2001-02-08 12:54:52
luagh yesterday evening i create bn then prayed to neni
got freeze then as in slow movie elf arrived, elf leaves, elf arrived, fireball -> dead
:)) it was around 2 min :)
Gastone2001-02-08 16:43:42
A beaver, you had it coming, you fucking overkilling poisoning scumbag! Btw p(A beaver) is same player as p(Vargas)?
Hamfist2001-02-08 17:42:40
I bet that *elf* was Maxium......my xp and rl bud
Jocke2001-02-09 10:38:14
That thing you said about TV-shop Baazunga, i couldn't have said it better myself.
TV-shop is really a strange phenonema. You hate it, you think it's utterly boring
and stupid and you think it's the biggest waste of TV-time and yet if you sit there
zapping chanels and come across a TV-shop show, you automatically stop and start
watching it. 40 minutes later you wake up from the hypnosis and scream
"OH MY GOOD! WHAT AM I WATCHING?", throw yourself on the remote and switch channel.
The next time you're zapping you do the same thing again. I really think TV-shop
should be made illegal.
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