Link Troubles?
posted by Niir
2001-02-09 14:56:23
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5 orcs hard up for a kill get me with SERIOUS PC problems.
*******SERIOUS LINK TROUBLES***********
Couldn't do dick all this entire time.....
My system was screwing up nicely, had to end task
half my shit just to get enough resources for 
ZMud to wake up.........

So, you people want to complain about people
killing others with Link Troubles?  Here we go
with a group of Orcs that is REALLY hard up for
a easy kill....  If you can tell me they couldn't
tell that something was up with my link or computer
well, then sorry pal, but you got something wrong
with that head of yours.  As for the 5 orcs, DAMN
your pathetic.  *NOTE*  Level 22 thief, vs 5 orcs....


Magíca has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* C>
Able has arrived from the east.

* C>
Magíca leaves east riding a pack horse.

* C>
You suddenly notice Relim.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C>
Able panics, and attempts to flee.
Able leaves east.

* C>
Able has arrived from the east.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...
*a dreadful Orc* approaches Able, trying to pound him.

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
Magíca has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
*a dreadful Orc* approaches Able, trying to smite him.

* C>
Able smites *a dreadful Orc*'s right leg extremely hard.

* C>
*a dreadful Orc* pounds Able's right leg extremely hard and shatters it.

* C>
Magíca leaves east riding a pack horse.

* C>
*an Orc* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*an Orc* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
*an Orc* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
Magíca has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
*an Orc* swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce him.
Able panics, and attempts to flee.
Able leaves west.

* C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
Magíca leaves east riding a pack horse.

* C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west.
A hungry warg leaves west.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

* C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
Magíca has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
Relim leaves west.

* C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
Magíca leaves west riding a pack horse.

o C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
You try to pierce *an Orc*, but he parries successfully.

o C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
Magíca has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.

* C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Healthy>
Magíca begins some strange incantations...
*an Orc* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*an Orc* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger from the impact.
*an Orc* swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce him.

* C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Healthy>
You suddenly notice Relim.
Relim strongly pierces *an Orc*'s body and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.

* C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce him.

* C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>
Relim lightly pierces *an Orc*'s right hand and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Hurt>
Magíca leaves east riding a pack horse.

* C HP:Hurt>
Relim narrates 'lb fort'

* C HP:Hurt>
Relim leaves east.

o C HP:Hurt>
Klëptõ narrates 'any1 in the shire?'

o C HP:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* bleeds from open wounds.
You are thirsty.

o C HP:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You lightly pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s right arm and tickle it.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* drinks water from a water skin.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s body and tickle it.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Kleftis narrates 'here'

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s left foot and tickle it.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You dodge a bash from *a dreadful Orc* who loses his balance and falls.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s left arm and tickle it.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You suddenly notice Relim.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Klëptõ narrates 'that would get me some honey plz?'

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Magíca has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Magíca lightly pierces *a dreadful Orc*'s left foot and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Relim leaves west.
Your attempt to pierce *a dreadful Orc* fails.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*an Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.
Llendorin sings 'm global darkness, wow impressive'

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Magíca panics, and attempts to flee.
Magíca leaves east riding a pack horse.
*a dreadful Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* smites your right foot extremely hard.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You suddenly notice Relim.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Magíca has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Magíca leaves west riding a pack horse.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Magíca has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.
Relim strongly pierces *a dreadful Orc*'s right hand and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Magíca begins some strange incantations...

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
Magíca utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
Magíca sprays *a dreadful Orc* with painfully bright, concentrated rays of light.
*a dreadful Orc* smites your head extremely hard.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Wounded>
Relim sheathes a black runed dagger into a pair of smooth, black boots.
Relim skillfully draws a black horn shortbow.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Wounded>
Relim nocks a missile in a black horn shortbow.

* C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Wounded>
*a dreadful Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
Your head stops stinging.

* C HP:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Hurt>
An eagle leaves west.

* C HP:Hurt>
Relim leaves west.
Magíca leaves west riding a pack horse.

o C HP:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.
You swiftly dodge *a dreadful Orc*'s attempt to smite you.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s left foot and tickle it.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s body and tickle it.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s right leg and tickle it.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
Magíca narrates 'lbfort'

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

o C HP:Hurt *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.

o C HP:Wounded *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your head extremely hard and shatters it.

o C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
Magíca narrates '4'

*****
*****  Okay, no clue in here?  I stood in one room till bad???
*****  Without making ANY action besides being hit???  
*****


* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
You were not able to keep your concentration while moving.
Your head stops stinging.
Rocky Plains
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
A large eagle soars above you.
Exits: East South West.

*** Lets count the number of times I DIDN"T move after a flee...
****  1 Time

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to pound you, but your parry is successful.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Barren Hills
Exits: East South West.

**** 2 times

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Trinity narrates 'ehm, lag global or?'
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s head and tickle it.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
Magíca narrates 'bramba forek orikas noname'
You flee head over heels.
Barren Hills
Exits: East South West.

**** 3 Times

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
You flee head over heels.
Barren Hills
*a dreadful Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: East South West.

**** 4 times

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You lightly pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s left foot and tickle it.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Plains
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
A large eagle soars above you.
Exits: East South West.


**** 5 Times, clue in something is wrong yet?

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
Nold narrates 'no'

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* pounds your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
It is pitch black...
You are in a swamp.
A large eagle soars above you.

***** 6 Times

o C HP:Bad>
Thelar narrates 'kill em'

o C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

o C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

o C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

o C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

o C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s head and tickle it.

o C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

o C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Plains
The corpse of a slithering snake is lying here.
A large eagle soars above you.
Exits: East South West.

**** 7 Times

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
You swiftly dodge *a dreadful Orc*'s attempt to pound you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s right leg and tickle it.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Bad *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
You flee head over heels.
Barren Hills
Exits: East South West.

**** 8 Times

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Bad>
*a dreadful Orc* smites your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*an Orc* joins *a dreadful Orc*'s fight.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You barely pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s right arm and tickle it.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Barren Hills
Exits: East South West.

**** 9 Times

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Barren Hills
Exits: East South West.

***** 10 Times, hmmmm, maybe they autofollow and couldn't disengage it
****** in time?

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
You swiftly dodge *a dreadful Orc*'s attempt to pound you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Plains
Exits: East South West.

***** 11 Times

* C HP:Awful>
Magíca narrates 'all ok?'

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You pierce *a dreadful Orc*'s left arm and tickle it.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Plains
Exits: East South.

**** 12 Times

* C HP:Awful>
Saving Niir.

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
Kaldais narrates '*a grim Man*, wielding a dark broadsword, is here, riding a trained horse. <-- small river outside
oldfornost'

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You swiftly dodge *a dreadful Orc*'s attempt to pound you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Plains
Exits: East South West.

****  13 TIMES??!?!?!?!?!

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.
Your attempt to pierce *a dreadful Orc* fails.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your attempt to pierce *a dreadful Orc* fails.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
You flee head over heels.
Barren Hills
Exits: East South West.

**** 14 Times

* C HP:Awful>
You suddenly notice Relim.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Awful>
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to smite you.
*a dreadful Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You are thirsty.

* C HP:Awful *a dreadful Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Barren Hills
Exits: North East South West.

***** 15 Times, HELLO?  Nothing wrong here..... *glare*

* C HP:Awful Move:Tired>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.

* C HP:Awful Move:Tired>
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*a dreadful Orc* smites your right leg very hard and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* C HP:Dying Move:Tired *a dreadful Orc*:Hurt>

You are dead! Sorry...


* C HP:Awful Move:Tired>
Now you feel strong enough to return to Arda.

* C HP:Bad>
Saving Niir.

* C HP:Bad>
You have been idle, and are pulled into a void.

* C HP:Wounded>
You begin to feel hungry.



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Raichu2001-02-09 15:06:16
Laugh comf =))) hahahahahah this is pathetic bah (btw my laugh is to the orcs not to u)
Your Link2001-02-09 15:07:42
I have fucked you again! MUHAHAHA!
Udo Spears2001-02-09 15:11:55
Comf dude :(
Bill Gates2001-02-09 15:16:39
More to come! muhaahaha
Hyack2001-02-09 15:28:53
look pretty familiar situation to me
Change Linkdrop2001-02-09 15:55:51
Grimble2001-02-09 16:02:33
Hrmm looked like you were afk from the log. If you were messin in a different window like you said, why not do it in fornost? Still had to look like you were linkdead from the orc's side tho.
Fredde2001-02-09 16:04:45
*think* is this "lets-post-all-logs-when-we-rip-day"?
Jocke2001-02-09 16:14:36
Is it possible that unborn is one of the orcs? *giggle* Read next log if you don't understand.
*hug* Unborn. :)
Arhar2001-02-09 16:45:00
Cha linkdrop 10.
Rogon2001-02-09 18:13:20
Of course they know you were linkless. But if you dont know who the orcs are, small point to whine about it, isnt it? We do need someone to say "he's a fucking idiot" about. Saying it about a noname, that just aint the same thing!
Unknown2001-02-09 18:29:53
Hmm, how can you log it if you have no link?
Mumma2001-02-09 21:39:49
clearly afk dude
Magíca2001-02-09 21:49:21
I know who the orcs were.
Thwag2001-02-09 22:38:07
I don't know who the orcs were! please share us your wisdom! goddamn a cpl of times sure, but 15 times the leading orc sees him in the very next room he goes to. Hello? anyyyyyyyyyyything wrong? :P

Tony2001-02-09 23:21:23
Magíca narrates 'bramba forek orikas noname

Unknown2001-02-10 00:06:37
thought forek liked fair play
Finwë2001-02-10 00:43:30
He must have looked extremely linkless. *peer orcs*
Magíca2001-02-10 01:04:03
Erm, I wrote which orcs it were, i dunno why my comment above is fucked up, sry bout that... was Bramba Forek some noname and Orikas, Jaron and Tuborg was around too
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