Sweden
posted by Nazgum
2001-02-14 19:27:14
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Somewhere in Canada
Exits: East West North.

* S W C>n
The Royal Bank
A bank official is standing here, protecting the safe.
Exits: South North.

* S W C>
back man
You begin to move silently behind your victim...
/-\|/-\|/-\|/-\|/
-/A bank official makes a strange sound, but is suddenly
silent as you place a black runed dagger in his back.
A bank official is dead! R.I.P.
Yes you are beginning to get the idea!
You gain your share of civil hatred.

* S W C>exa corpse
corpse (here):
a vault key

* S W C>
get key corpse
You get a vault key from the bank official's corpse.

* S W C>
n
unlock vault
The Money Vault
A large vault is here, storing money!
Exits: South.
*click*

* S W C>open vault
get all vault
Ok.

* S W C>
You get 1000 gold from the bank vault.
s
s
w
The Royal Bank
A corpse of the bank official is lying here.
Exits: South North.

And off I go!!  Sometime later...

get ticket sable

* S W C>
You get a plane ticket from a sable pouch.
enter plane

* S W C>
An airport assistant accepts your ticket and let's you on the plane.

A large Airplane.
Exits: None.

* S W C>
Whoosh!  Whoosh!  
You flew through a white cloud!

Whoosh!  Whoosh!  
You flew through a white cloud!

Whoosh!  Whoosh!  
You flew through a white cloud!

Whoosh!  Whoosh!  
You flew through a white cloud!

Suddenly the wing on your right bursts into flames!!
..Sorry you are dead!

* S W C HP:Awful>
sleep




Well, hopefully that doesn't happen :p  I decided I will go to Europe
this summer, as I wanted to last summer but I didn't have the money.

I got my passport today and have already booked a flight.
I figure I will visit Sweden (For the blond girls us canadians dream
about), France (For the brunette girls us canadians dream about),
England (For the rave girls us canadians dream about), and
Switzerland (*duh* For the swiss girls!!).

Anyways I have an open flight, meaning I can leave and come back
anytime between June 1st and October 15th..  So I was wondering
if there will be a Mume Meeting this summer or anything of the
sort, which I think could be interesting, and I would probably
try to book my visiting dates around ;)

Last summer I had many swedes offer me a place to stay
and also show me around some to bars, raves, and fun things to do,
and if anyone is still up for that I would greatly appreciate
it (mumemail nazgum please) So that I can try to book my
trip based on possible expenses and when would be a good
time to go. (Or anyone in England, France, or Swiss :))

Anyways sorry to post this here, but I don't think so many people
read the orc board, and I don't have a god (and never log puke).
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Nazgum2001-02-14 19:29:29
And for gods sake I would appreciate no flames from unknown for once on something I posted here :p
Raichu2001-02-14 19:31:34
If you hit Netherlands I can show you our girls, the Dutch are the most beautiful of all Europe (statistically proven) =)
Skojardu2001-02-14 19:38:28
You need to turn the book back - its upside down raichu.
Feon2001-02-14 20:08:28
Come to nsl! and we can trap some.
Unknown2001-02-14 20:09:21
Toe2001-02-14 20:10:13
The norwegian girls were always ranked highest throughout the world.. FYI
Alweon2001-02-14 20:13:07
The trap would be Magica luring Nazgum into the lab, Zaber spam closing the lab door, and Galadon getting off a block on it. Alcion and co. would arrive via a portal and Nazgum would get nuked. DONT DO IT NAZGUM! =p
Unknown2001-02-14 20:16:43
I wish they all could be California girls. *nod self*
Raichu2001-02-14 20:17:35
Whatever I know tons of cute ones here in Holland ;)Toe
Reivax2001-02-14 20:20:04
If you come to Borås (possibly the dullest sity in Southern Sweden) we _MIGHT_ be nice, and show you the new TricaBot(tm) v 4.05 Beta. Think it's done then, also, bring a few zipdrivediscs. Current version of TricaBot(tm) is currently 450Mb and growing...
Feon2001-02-14 20:20:06
I thought sweden had the best girls.
Reivax2001-02-14 20:20:48
AAAARGH dullest CITY. (I'm a living typo) Also notice the grammatical errors.
Merlin2001-02-14 20:29:34
*laugh alweon*
Thwag2001-02-14 20:36:07
Oww I would love to visit sweden also - we have to go there at summer and figure out a trap spot for NSL - preferably a sunlit room, some of them might be allergic to it! (tickle nonlame NSL's, hug lame ones!)
engelbert2001-02-14 21:08:29
LOL Reivax, I need TricaBot(tm) v4.05, my old 3.34 is getting abit slow, although its more compact (180Mb), and I got cought last time I used it.
Lochdale2001-02-14 21:20:11
You failed to mention Ireland. No trip to Europe is complete without a stop in God's country. You are dead to me Nazgum.
Raichu2001-02-14 21:31:58
I love sun.
GORE2001-02-14 21:37:51
lol alweon =)
Viggo2001-02-14 21:38:25
Boyah! Nazgum is coming hide all the drugs! Btw we will probbably just bashtrap you. And smack you with our engraved baseball sticks. And what is TricaBot anyways? Your self pleasing machine Reivax?
Me sa think2001-02-14 21:40:46
All the girls in Holland are hoe´s?
Edea2001-02-14 22:24:15
Lol again!

Askjesus.org is DAMM funny!
Nepenthe2001-02-14 23:16:06
The "Whoosh! Whoosh!" part really cracked me up =)
Daevia2001-02-15 00:59:40
Having travelled throughout Europe last summer, I can vouch for the hottest of Dutch and Swiss women. French women weren't as great as I've always heard they were (then again the people didn't seem as rude as rumor led me believe either). Italian women have big noses. Egyptian women, well, they're scary and look like starving cattle. However, some of the best damn women in the whole of Europe come from GREECE. Oh, the olive skin, the wavvy hair...I'm getting an erection just thinking about it. Bah, I need to get back there sometime....
Daevia2001-02-15 01:00:19
Oh, and London has a whole hell of a lot of short fat women. Whats up with that?
Lochdale2001-02-15 01:06:27
Leave Relim's mother out of this Daevia.
Natash2001-02-15 01:07:14
Ooh goodie, someone from abroad doesn't see the link: Europe-Holland-Pot for once... Tho i have to admit that Raichu is right. If u look beyond blond, in general Holland beats Scandinavia in the Girlie department. Just one thing... Some cities (Delft is quite notorious :P) somehow seem to be completely and utterly without any "vimen ov ze opposite sex".
Grang2001-02-15 01:14:07
Can't blame you for wanting to get out of canada!
Reivax2001-02-15 01:50:54
3.34? Anyone using that crap? We just finished betatesting 4.03, 4.04 is soon in beta. We're probably imping autologin of 3 uruks from different ips (via #lowbnxp) for xping lowbiebns in 4.05. And Viggo, if you don't know what TricaBot is, shut the *BEEEEEP* up, newbie.
Reivax2001-02-15 01:53:01
The Uruks-bots will of course be fully pk-compatible, with speedwalks to all greyspiders and sickly mushrooms in MUME. (Yes even the one in BM). Nothing like a few pks to xp your lowbiebn!
Voile2001-02-15 02:06:49
Actually what you should do, is first come to visit me in france, to check out the french babes, then come to norway in the summer, and we will surely meet toe, and we can show you why norwegian womans are ranked as #1, then finally come to visit me in england in september (moving there in september), and together we will get it confirmed that english chicks sucks. (Litterary spoken?)
Hehe, hope you get a nice trip, and hope you get trapped by nsl!
Reef2001-02-15 05:04:49
Umm there are nice chicks everywhere....just have to know where to look for em. Personally im not a big fan of blondes (could have something to do with the fact that my sister is blonde) but brunettes on the other hand...mmmmm! Seems like my time in Europe next year will be busy though if all you guys think you have 'the best girls around'. Will do my utmost to provide non-biased reports as I go from country to country...
Zarhuk2001-02-15 07:06:54
Visit Belgium :), we rule !!!
Jocke2001-02-15 08:06:15
Well one thing is for sure, North america does generally NOT have beautiful women.
Atleast you won't find any without extensive inquiry.
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Niya the Dane2001-02-15 09:33:59
Personally, I vouch that it's us Danish women that's the hottest :p Anyway Nazgum, you really should come visit Copenhagen - a trip to Europe isn't the same without it :)
Francis2001-02-15 10:02:02
Can you mail me TricaBot?
Then i can make 10 lev 30 trolls and play with the whole lab. :p
Kaldae2001-02-15 10:38:17
You shall not visit us blonde norwegians?
Relim2001-02-15 12:28:18
Mume-mail me your email, Naz, and I'll show you the sights and sounds (and loose women) of London. If yer lucky, the Arse will be TV, so you can see some real sport too.
Koljat2001-02-15 14:34:26
eh, you all are wrong about gals. The Most Beautiful Gals are still in Estonia! :) so ... *comf* to ya all who live somwhere else. :P
dur2001-02-15 15:07:38
People here seem to overlook the fact that Italian women have always been considered the most beautiful around.
lochdale2001-02-15 15:51:26
Stop with the clue sniffing Jocke. I have been all over Europe (after all I am from Ireland) and I do find Dutch women to be exceptionally attractive, but for sheer class of woman there is NOTHING better then Michigan Avenue in Chicago in July...simply nothing. It would simply blow all of your minds. It made me weep with joy the first time. American women are outstanding. End of story.
hah2001-02-15 16:02:21
End of your story, Lochdale :) Mine, still says that Scandinavian girls are the most beautiful ones... well, perhaps except the Finnish ;9
a snot2001-02-15 16:29:47
This might come as a big surprise to you but POLAND has the prettiest girls of the countries i visited. Then of course, most of them don't speak english which can be a problem to normal people :P It's funny how 99% of all swedes still are completely sure of that we got the best ones, while in fact they are not better than anywhere else (not saying they are bad!)
Barliman2001-02-15 17:03:21
Polish girls? Damn, last time I went there (1.5 yr ago) I saw so many pretty girls (who really DIG when u speak english) that i got laid 3x in a week! U speak english, play cool and they WILL find a way to communicate with You. But best line i heard after was... "So when are you taking me back with u to America?" *laugh*
Charlie2001-02-15 17:13:56
And what about slovanian girls? ;))))
Roman2001-02-15 17:48:03
We all know he is gay! So come visit some gals in Delft !
Pampalini2001-02-15 19:55:03
Czech girls are best then nl *peer* Raichu :))
Stussy2001-02-15 20:54:19
Well, Jocke, you havn't been to Texas...tried to get to to come though hehe
I not saying there easiest women in the world to meet, but there are sure some very fine women to be. :> I'm sure that fine women are everywhere, its just
who has the MOST fine women...
oh ps, just because there fine, doesn't mean they have the personality or
brains to match heh

Chris
Geirrödr2001-02-15 22:34:46
Hey Stussy, gonna play tonight?
Dragóth2001-02-15 22:57:28
hehe wonder how nazgum will react when he try the link he never have
Alweon2001-02-15 23:51:28
He will call home for his things to be sent to europe =)
Geirrödr2001-02-16 00:28:58
Never mind, I go home and get some sleep, see you on Saturday perhaps.
Daevia2001-02-16 01:13:24
I'm telling you, Greek girls are where its at. Japanese girls are wonderful too. Mmmm.
Jocke2001-02-18 15:33:36
Hey chris, i dated a girl from Austin remember? :)
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