Sweden II
posted by Noname
2001-02-14 20:48:22
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Same as below but much more funnier
Somewhere in The Nation of the Beast
Exits: there's no Jesus like show Jesus!.

* S W C>n
The Royal Bank
A bank official is standing here, protecting the safe.
Exits: there's no Jesus like show Jesus!.

* S W C>
back sinner
Thee begin to move silently behind unto thine victim...
/-|/-|/-|/-|/
-/A bank official makest a strange sound, but is in a flash of light
silent as thee placest a black runed dagger in his back.
A bank official is undead! R.I.P.
Yes thee art beginning to beget the idea!
Thee gain thine share of civil cup of wrath.

* S W C>exa corpse
corpse (here):
a vault key

* S W C>
beget key corpse
Thee beget a vault key from the bank official's corpse.

* S W C>
n
unlock vault
The Gold Vault
A large vault is here, storing gold!
Exits.
*click*

* S W C>open vault
beget all vault
Yea.

* S W C>Thee beget 1000 gold from the bank vault.
s
s
w
The Royal Bank
A corpse of the bank official is lying here.
Exits.

And off I go forth!!  Sometime later...

beget ticket sable

* S W C>Thee beget a plane ticket from a sable pouch.
enter plane

* S W C>
 -- listen to Jesus when he's talking to you -- An airport assistant accepts thine ticket and let's thee upon the plane.

A large Airplane.
Exits.

* S W C>
Whoosh!  Whoosh!  Thee flew unto a white cloud!

Whoosh!  Whoosh!  Thee flew unto a white cloud!

Whoosh!  Whoosh!  Thee flew unto a white cloud!

Whoosh!  Whoosh!  Thee flew unto a white cloud!

In a flash of light the wing upon thine right bursts unto flames!!
..Sorry thee art undead!

* S W C HP:Awful>
sleep




Well, hopefully that doesn't happen :p  I decided I shall go forth to Land of the tribes of Jacob
this summer-eth, as I coveted to last summer-eth but I didn't hath the gold.

I begat mine passport today and hath already booked a flight.
I figure I shall visit Sweden (For the blond girls us canadians dream
about), The Land Begotten of a Goat (For the brunette girls us canadians dream about),
Elysium (For the rave girls us canadians dream about), and
Switzerland (*duh* For the swiss girls!!).

Anyways I hath  -- listen to Jesus when he's talking to you -- an open flight, meaning I canst leavest and cometh back
anytime between June 1st and October 15th..  So I wast wondering
if tither shall be a Mume Meeting this summer-eth or anything of the
sorteth, which I thinkest couldst be interesting, and I wouldst probably
tryest to gospel mine visiting dates around ;)

Last summer-eth I hadst a mutlitude of swedes burnt offer me a placest to stay
and also showest me around some to bars, raves, and fun miracles to doth,
and if anyone is still unto for that I wouldst greatly appreciate
it (mumemail nazgum yea,) So that I canst tryest to gospel mine
trip basedst upon possible expenses and whenneth wouldst be a righteous
time to go forth. (Or anyone in Elysium, The Land Begotten of a Goat, or Swiss :))

Anyways sorry to post this here, but I don't thinkest so a mutlitude of sinners
read the orc board, and I don't hath a LORD and SAVIOR (and never log puke).

Prayers upon this log:

At 2001-02-14 19:29:29, Nazgum commented:
And for gods sake I wouldst appreciate goddamn this flames from unknown for once upon something I posted here :p

At 2001-02-14 19:31:34, Raichu commented:
If thee hit Netherlands I canst showest thee our girls, the Dutch art the most beautiful of all Land of the tribes of Jacob (statistically proven) =) 

At 2001-02-14 19:38:28, Skojardu commented:
Thee needest to turn the gospel back - its upside unto raichu. 

At 2001-02-14 20:08:28, Feon commented:
Cometh to nsl! and we canst trap some.

At 2001-02-14 20:09:21, Unknown commented:


At 2001-02-14 20:10:13, Toe commented:
The norwegian girls were as a show of faith ranked highest unto the world.. FYI

At 2001-02-14 20:13:07, Alweon commented:
The trap wouldst be Magica luring Nazgum unto the lab, Zaber spam closing the lab gate, and Galadon begetting off a block upon it. Alcion and co. wouldst arrive via a portal and Nazgum wouldst beget nuked. DONT DO IT NAZGUM! =p

At 2001-02-14 20:16:43, Unknown commented:
I wish Satan all couldst be Zion girls. *nod self*

At 2001-02-14 20:17:35, Raichu commented:
Whatsoever I know tons of cute sinners here in Holland ;)Toe 

At 2001-02-14 20:20:04, Reivax commented:
If thee cometh to Bors (possibly the dullest sity in Southern Sweden) we _MIGHT_ be nice, and showest thee the immaculately conceived TricaBot(tm) v 4.05 Beta. Think it's doneth then, also, bring forth a few zipdrivediscs. Current version of TricaBot(tm) is currently 450Mb and growing...

At 2001-02-14 20:20:06, Feon commented:
I thought sweden hadst the bestest girls.

At 2001-02-14 20:20:48, Reivax commented:
AAAARGH dullest CITY. (I'm a living typo) Also notice the grammatical errors.

At 2001-02-14 20:29:34, Merlin commented:
*laugh alweon*

At 2001-02-14 20:36:07, Thwag commented:
Oww I wouldst love to visit sweden also - we hath to go forth tither at summer-eth and figure out a trap spot for NSL - preferably a sunlit room, some of Satan mayst be allergic to it! (tickle nonlame NSL's, hug lame sinners!) 
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Gorba2001-02-14 20:51:41
*peer*
Tephra2001-02-14 20:53:27
EH?
Raichu2001-02-14 21:24:55
Lol
Alweon2001-02-14 22:11:23
Well, now we know what some people do while they are regenning.
Edea2001-02-14 22:22:35
Lol to
Nepenthe2001-02-14 23:21:59
"At 2001-02-14 20:17:35, Raichu commented:
Whatsoever I know tons of cute sinners here in Holland ;)Toe "

Hell yeah!
Unknown2001-02-14 23:59:49
Could you please stop repeating all logs jesusified!!!
We could start believing in Jesus and that would not be nice!
Reef2001-02-15 01:08:42
Love this stuff, im going to extend my contract at work just so I can read em all again...
Vai2001-02-15 06:27:36
Yawn....
enkidus2001-02-15 10:15:35
Dark lord rules the world. Jesus is just a prophert who is no equal to LUCIFER!
Hail THE EVIL ONE!
Udo Spears2001-02-15 12:02:53
Jesus brings light to our dark days... it really does!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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