Trolls Rules Chess
posted by Notorious
2001-02-15 10:40:56
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A short and (at least I think) funny log. I still can't stop laughing about thi
You quickly set up the pieces on the chessboard for a new match.

* W>exa chessboard

Necronomicon begins some strange incantations...
----->Necronomicon IS CASTING<-----

    a  b  c  d  e  f  g  h
   ------------------------
  |                        |
8 | r  n  b  q  k  b  n  r | 8
  |                        |
7 | p  p  p  p  p  p  p  p | 7
  |                        |
6 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 6
  |                        |
5 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 5
  |                        |
4 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 4
  |                        |
3 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 3
  |                        |
2 | P  P  P  P  P  P  P  P | 2
  |                        |
1 | R  N  B  Q  K  B  N  R | 1
  |                        |
   ------------------------
    a  b  c  d  e  f  g  h


* W> move d1 e8

* W>
You move a white Queen from d1 to e8, and capture an enemy King.

* W> clap me
You clap for your own achievements.

Necronomicon sighs loudly.

Macros says 'capture the king?'

exa chessboard

* W>
    a  b  c  d  e  f  g  h
   ------------------------
  |                        |
8 | r  n  b  q  Q  b  n  r | 8
  |                        |
7 | p  p  p  p  p  p  p  p | 7
  |                        |
6 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 6
  |                        |
5 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 5
  |                        |
4 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 4
  |                        |
3 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 3
  |                        |
2 | P  P  P  P  P  P  P  P | 2
  |                        |
1 | R  N  B  .  K  B  N  R | 1
  |                        |
   ------------------------
    a  b  c  d  e  f  g  h


* W>
Toe moves a black Pawn from d7 to e1, and captures an enemy King.

* W> nod
You nod solemnly.

* W> cackle
You cackle gleefully.

* W>
Macros says 'this not blitz chess is it?'

* W>
Toe falls down laughing.

* W>
Betty frowns.

* W>
Toe stinks: game over

* W> stand
You stand up.

* W>bow toe
You bow before him.

* W>
Toe clambers on his feet.

Toe bows before you.

* W>exa chessboard

    a  b  c  d  e  f  g  h
   ------------------------
  |                        |
8 | r  n  b  q  Q  b  n  r | 8
  |                        |
7 | p  p  p  .  p  p  p  p | 7
  |                        |
6 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 6
  |                        |
5 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 5
  |                        |
4 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 4
  |                        |
3 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 3
  |                        |
2 | P  P  P  P  P  P  P  P | 2
  |                        |
1 | R  N  B  .  p  B  N  R | 1
  |                        |
   ------------------------
    a  b  c  d  e  f  g  h


* W>
Necronomicon giggles.
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Edvard2001-02-15 10:49:15
*chuckle*
Edvard2001-02-15 10:49:55
btw, Moi takin a break in mume =) seeya all when i feel like returning... hope it aint too soon *blink*
Alcion2001-02-15 10:57:05
laugh
Toki2001-02-15 11:03:32
Toki want play chess too!!! Does the pieces taste good? Can Toki eat em? *blink*
*drool*
Unknown2001-02-15 11:38:31
Niggle2001-02-15 12:58:21
That embarrasing checkmate could have been avoided if you had both casteled earlier on in the game. And Necronomicon it is not very nice to begin casting during a game even if you are just scrying an enemy room or creating a snack, your opponent might think that your spell wil influence the game. Anyway keep up training. I'll give you the hint of a good defensive opening to take your chess games beyond the second move. 1.b2-b3 2.Kb1-c3 3.Bc1-b2 4.castle!
Unknown2001-02-15 13:47:57
What kind of name is niggle?
Toe2001-02-15 13:52:14
That was a nice game, Notorious! Too bad there was no winner.. I guess Chess is like TicTacToe (3x3).. played correctly, noone wins ;)
Notorious2001-02-15 14:02:39
Toe, I give you the win for snatching victory out of the jaws of defeat! *lol* that was just stupid fun for me. *cackle*
Bubla2001-02-15 14:18:03
This is what happen when you let trollies play chess.
Arhar2001-02-15 15:55:58
*laugh*
Raichu2001-02-15 18:07:26
Lol
Plato2001-02-15 19:20:15
That's not true troll rules! Me and Echo play where you have to fight for the first move.
Notorious2001-02-15 19:40:58
*nod* Toe gave me the first move out of generosity... he would bust me up if we actually had to fight for it.
Echo2001-02-15 19:42:08
yeah, chess no fun if you not gettin bashed to play. Just make sure sloshed not in the room when ya play. and btw plato, bulldozer kicked me last night in chess
Nepenthe2001-02-15 22:42:40
"I'll give you the hint of a good defensive opening to take your chess games beyond the second move. 1.b2-b3 2.Kb1-c3 3.Bc1-b2 4.castle!"

That would be called the "sabotage yourself" opening?
Frink2001-02-15 23:27:44
you all fucking idiots! me fucking breaka board and eata it! fuck
you!
Weigraf2001-02-16 04:50:33
HEHE, what kind of name is FRINK?!
Unknown2001-02-16 17:14:57
What kind of name is FRINK?
Unknown2001-02-16 17:22:05
What kind of name is FRINK?
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