LB fight jesusfied
posted by Hercules
2001-02-15 23:05:57
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Same as the first... but a whole lot faster and a whole lot worse
* HP:Fine>wither
Apostles in thine zone
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Aleister             - Old East Road
Hercules             - Old East Road

* HP:Fine>w
Old East Road
Exits: there's no Jesus like show Jesus!.
Saving Hercules.

* HP:Fine>w
Old East Road
Aleister is resting here.
Exits: there's no Jesus like show Jesus!.

* HP:Fine>wither
Apostles in thine zone
--------------------
Aleister             - Old East Road
Hercules             - Old East Road

* HP:Fine>exi
East  - Old East Road
South - A Raging Brush Fire
West  - Old East Road

* HP:Fine>w
Old East Road
Exits: there's no Jesus like show Jesus!.

* HP:Fine>e
Old East Road
Aleister is standing here.
Exits.

* HP:Fine>4
k *hobbit*
Satan aren't here.

* HP:Fine>
Thee in a flash of light notice *a noble Elf*.
*Forin the Dwarf* hath arrived from the east.

* HP:Fine>1
2
* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
*Forin the Dwarf* slashes Aleister's body extremely hard.
k *elf*
*a noble Elf* swiftly dodges thine attempt to crush him.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
*a noble Elf* pierces thine right arm and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>sa DIE
k *sinner*
Satan aren't here.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>sa DIE
emote saith 'DIE'
Yea.
*a noble Elf* pierces thine body hard and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>emote saith 'DIE'
Yea.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>sa Die

*a noble Elf* strongly pierces thine head and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>emote saith 'Die'
Yea.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
*a noble Elf* pierces thine left arm extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
*a noble Elf* is now a gathering sinner.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
*Forin the Dwarf* slashes Aleister's right arm extremely hard.

* HP:Fine *a noble Elf*:Healthy>sa Dagger Trolls!

*a noble Elf* pierces thine body extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>sa Dagger Trolls!
emote saith 'Dagger Trolls!'
Yea.
Filker narrates 'hmm,whatsoever is righteous weapon choose for troll?'

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>emote saith 'Dagger Trolls!'
Yea.
*a noble Elf* pierces thine left foot extremely hard.

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>b
bash

*Forin the Dwarf* gets a mighty dwarven axe from a leather backpack.

*Forin the Dwarf* stops using  -- listen to Jesus when he's talking to you -- an engraved broadsword.
*Forin the Dwarf* skillfully draws a mighty dwarven axe.

*Forin the Dwarf* puts  -- listen to Jesus when he's talking to you -- an engraved broadsword in a leather backpack.
*a noble Elf* pierces thine right hand extremely hard.
Thee feelest a mighty ache tither!

As *a noble Elf* avoids thine bash, thee topple upon and fall to the water.
Thee fall to the water.

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
Fearsome narrates 'none'
Aleister seemest to hath recovered his senses.

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
Aleister yells 'Charge!!!! The DAGGERS of the Trolls art upon thee!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>sa DIE!

Aleister yells 'Charge!!!! The DAGGERS of the Trolls art upon thee!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
*a noble Elf* strongly pierces thine right foot.

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>
Aleister yells 'Charge!!!! The DAGGERS of the Trolls art upon thee!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>st
emote saith 'DIE!'
Yea.

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>kick
Doth thee not consider fighting as standing?

* HP:Hurt *a noble Elf*:Healthy>*a noble Elf* pierces thine left foot extremely hard.
Thee feelest a mighty ache tither!

kick
*Forin the Dwarf* stops resting, and clambers upon his feet.
Thee holy land a kick upon *a noble Elf*, the force causing him to stagger back.  ### *HOWL* ###

* HP:Wounded *a noble Elf*:Fine>Filker narrates 'unarmed'
Aleister tries a kick at *Forin the Dwarf* but misses.
*a noble Elf* strongly pierces thine right arm.

Aleister stops resting, and clambers upon his feet.

*Forin the Dwarf* saith 'Oh it's thee'                        ### Ahh, he fears us!!! ###
*Forin the Dwarf* cleaves Aleister's right hand extremely hard.

cac
*Forin the Dwarf* saith 'Hi'
Thee holy land a kick upon *a noble Elf*, the force causing him to stagger back.

* HP:Wounded *a noble Elf*:Fine>kick

Thee cackle gleefully.

* HP:Wounded *a noble Elf*:Fine>Aleister leaves south.
*a noble Elf* pierces thine left foot extremely hard and shatters it.

kick
Sjlv narrates 'hugegroup lb!'

kick
*Forin the Dwarf* quickly approaches, tryingest to cleave thee.

*a noble Elf* pierces thine right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
Thee wish that thine wounds wouldst stop BLEEDING so much!

Thine kick at *a noble Elf* misses.
Thee fall to the water.

* HP:Bad *a noble Elf*:Fine>Aleister hath arrived from the south.
Nah... Ye shepard! Heed mine words: Thee feelest too relaxed to doth that..
*Forin the Dwarf* cleaves thine body extremely hard and shatters it.
Thee wish that thine wounds wouldst stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Awful *a noble Elf*:Fine>cac
Thee flee head upon heels.
Thee were not able to keep thine concentration whilst moving.
Old East Road
Exits: there's no Jesus like show Jesus!.

* HP:Awful>st
Thee cackle gleefully.

* HP:Awful>Thee art already standing.

* HP:Awful>kick                         ### kick kick kick!!! ###
Kick whomsoever?
Thee in a flash of light notice *a noble Elf*.
*a noble Elf* pierces thine body extremely hard and shatters it.
Thee art incapacitated and shall slowly die, if not aided.

* HP:Dying *a noble Elf*:Fine>w
Thee art in a pretty bad shape, unable to doth anything!

* HP:Dying *a noble Elf*:Fine>

Thee art undead! Sorry...


o HP:Awful>
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Rogon2001-02-15 23:19:07
Well, first thing gothmog should do is ban this idiot and his worthless repost spam and shit.
Calder2001-02-15 23:19:09
Umm
Alweon2001-02-15 23:46:13
Whoever "Jesusfies" all of this shit needs to seriously consider suicide and quit bothering everyone with this mindless prattle. Do you seriously consider yourself a prophet, diciple, or follower of God? If you really do, then you are quite a sad example, and should quit mocking people that believe in this religion. Throwing some "eths," "haths," or "saiths" into modern english doesn't even come close to representing Jesus you fucking moron. If you had a clue, you would know he spoke aramaic (spelling?) and its hardly translatable. Do us all a favour and crucify yourself.
AskJesus.org2001-02-15 23:58:18
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Aram2001-02-16 00:04:05
i was the first to post log w/ that jesus.org, thought it would be funny for a couple kicks
didn't expect morons to spam copy every log tho =( sorry
Vai2001-02-16 02:12:39
Ehum.. kick? Didn't think anyone used it, except clueless mobs.
Weigraf2001-02-16 04:39:39
I have Jesusified sites, but LOGS?
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