Sloshed ruins everything! :-(
posted by Plato
2001-02-16 01:56:57
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Me and Echo were playing a game of chess as civilized trolls sometimes do. Litt
l chessboard

    a  b  c  d  e  f  g  h
   ------------------------
  |                        |
8 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 8
  |                        |
7 | p  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 7
  |                        |
6 | .  .  .  .  .  R  .  . | 6
  |                        |
5 | .  r  .  .  B  .  k  p | 5
  |                        |
4 | .  .  .  .  K  .  p  . | 4
  |                        |
3 | .  .  .  R  .  .  .  . | 3
  |                        |
2 | .  .  .  P  .  .  .  P | 2
  |                        |
1 | .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . | 1
  |                        |
   ------------------------
    a  b  c  d  e  f  g  h


*>
Echo drinks water from a water skin.

*>
*Sloshed the Orc* has arrived from the south.
A hungry warg has arrived from the south.
Shimmer has arrived from the south.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.

*>
*Sloshed the Orc* sits down and rests.

Shimmer tickles Donutello (DONUT).

*>
Donutello (DONUT) is now a group member.

*>
You are now a member of Shimmer's group.

*>
Echo is now a group member.

*>
Shimmer blinks her eyes innocently.

*>
Echo says: 1 sec gf calls

*>
Sloshed slurs: lol

*>
Sloshed slurs: they put chessboard here for yas now?

*>
Saving Plato.

*>
Sloshed stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

*>
You move a black Rook from b5 to b1.

*>
Sloshed sits down.
Sloshed sets up the pieces on the chessboard for a new match.

*>
emote notes 'temporary'
Ok.

*>
Sloshed clambers on his feet.

*>
You gasp in astonishment.

*>
Thumpr has arrived from the south.

*>

Sloshed kicks a chessboard and sends the pieces flying.

*>l chessboard
An exquisite work of art, this marble chessboard probably required a master
artisan many weeks of work. Within a drawer in the side of the board you can
find a full set of finely crafted ivory and ebony pieces, safely stored for
transportation.  There is a small bronze plate on the side, with some writing
on it.

*>
Sloshed sits down and rests.

*>
Shimmer purs: LOL

*>
Echo clambers on her feet.

*>
Echo sends Sloshed sprawling with a powerful bash.
Echo hits Sloshed's left leg extremely hard.

*>
Echo hits Sloshed's body extremely hard.

*>
Echo panics, and attempts to flee.
Echo leaves south.

*>

Thumpr says: I did

*>emote notes 'we were at the end of a hour long match!!!!'
Ok.

*>
Echo has arrived from the south.

*>
Sloshed seems to have recovered his senses.

*>
Echo looks around slowly as if looking for something hidden in the room.

*>
Sloshed giggles.

*>
Sloshed sits down and rests.

*>
Shimmer purs: hehehe!

*>

Sloshed slurs: problem?

*>
You slap Sloshed.

*>
You slap Sloshed.

You slap Sloshed.

*>
Sloshed slurs: was game started?

*>
Echo says: fuckhole

Shimmer purs: ECHO

*>
Sloshed slurs: you were playing game?

*>
Sloshed slurs: OH :( 

*>
You glare icily at him.

*>
You glare icily at him.

*>
You glare icily at him.

*>
Sloshed slurs: i did not realize that or i would not of

622/622 hit, and 135/135 moves.

*>
Shimmer blinks her eyes innocently.

*>
Shimmer sniffs sadly.

*>
Grrrrrrrrr...

Rut says 'chess over?'

*>
Echo nods solemnly.
emote notes 'YES'
Ok.

*>
Rut says 'who won?'

*>
Echo says: sloshed won
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Shimmer2001-02-16 02:30:45
*comf* :P Sloshed def has a attitude:P
Sloshed2001-02-16 03:00:52
woopsie :(
Smarty2001-02-16 03:19:29
*comf echo & plato* Now that trolls are an intelligent race all the inferior races simply can't understand the challenge of a chess match! The Trolls of arda shall not be dumb no longer!!
Plato2001-02-16 03:51:13
Argh, linkless in the middle of a chessmatch! I hope Nepenthe doesn't linklesskill my king!
Unknown2001-02-16 06:00:30
Stupid Canadians.
Plato2001-02-16 07:06:02
I think that it would be funny if someone made a character named Unknown then complained that everyone kept commenting on mume.net using his name. :-)
Fubar2001-02-16 07:26:10
Real trolls would have killed sloshed for that and then used his fingers and toes as new chess pieces, and if they needed more then used his teeth eyes and nose... of course i'm still a pseudo-troll :P
Kroms2001-02-16 07:56:58
nod we need more rl trolls :)
Shadrach2001-02-16 08:43:38
BARBARIAN!
Petrel2001-02-16 08:52:10
Of course you (black) are pretty much dead here, but still it's very irritating :-) Especially for white :-) *comf* Echo
Plato2001-02-16 08:57:24
Hehe, yeah, he had me beat, but we'll just ignore that detail.
Echo2001-02-16 11:31:46
Chuckle, was all luck. shoulda logged the battle over first move, thats the best part of troll chess:)
Toe2001-02-16 13:45:15
*LOL* Funniest part is "Echo says: 1 sec gf calls".. I mean, 1 sec ?
Echo2001-02-16 13:47:38
RAther be fast on the phone with da ladies than fast during other parts *wink*
Hamfist2001-02-16 14:12:14
You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*. *a Hobbit* kicks a chessboard and sends the pieces flying.
hamfist2001-02-16 14:15:09
You suddenly notice *a Hobbit*. *a Hobbit* tries to rape your ass!
*a Hobbit* flees south.
South
*A hobbit* is here AFk masterbaiting.
Hamfist2001-02-16 15:23:37
GOD DAMNIT THAT LAST ONE WASN'T ME!!!was player mukami, wacker, toku, exterminator
Moonglum2001-02-16 15:24:35
Sloshed is a kewl orc but 'somewhat' of a hothead. You just have to love him for who he is. *wink* I'm pretty damn sure Sauron has sent Slayer back to inhabit the body of Sloshed. *snicker* Sauron forgot to send along the 'caplocks' key with Sloshed tho.
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