Farewell again!
posted by Shadrach
2001-02-16 10:18:24
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My dear beloved caring friends.
Im writing this to you by nodding a stick attached to my head to a keyboard. Due to a very tragic
car accident, in which no less than half a school of teenagers died, I have lost both my hands.
No longer will I be able to play mume, EVER. 

I know this seems suspicious as I just 2 days ago posted a fake message here on mume.net where i claimed 
I had to quit. Oh the bitter irony. 

I just wanna let you all know that I LOVE you all so much and that you mean the world to me. Yes even 
all pukes, yes even nsl AND yes even Magica. (NOT FORIN!)

Farewell, and please come and visit me at the hospital. Im awfully bored. 

I just miss my hands so much. They used to be so beautiful, I uesd to be such a fast typer. And now?
Nothing...

*LOVE*

Shadrach
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Hafur2001-02-16 10:33:00
If you are typing with a stick attached to your forehead how can you type (), ?, ! and ** Just curious... ;)
Shadraach2001-02-16 10:34:32
I asked the nurse to help me, every movement is torture and she understands me.
Woof! Time for my bath *frolic*
Zedar2001-02-16 10:35:46
the nurse is typing for you? she is fast... Maybe give her codes for p[shadrach] an let her play instead of you?
Skojardu2001-02-16 11:30:08
We all know what shadrach did with his hands *frown*.
Sharmak2001-02-16 11:33:23
That is something u dont make fun of imo :(
Udo Spears2001-02-16 11:52:22
Shadrach dates mrs.Hand and the 5 lovily daughters!!!!!!
Rza2001-02-16 11:56:07
how did you press the shift key?
Shadrach2001-02-16 12:30:21
Oho, and i love every single one of those 5 little beauties.
Ninwen2001-02-16 12:35:57
*nod* Sharmak
Aram2001-02-16 13:52:18
Must have required some great athletic abilities to make the parenthesis eh?
Glader2001-02-16 14:02:37
Hafur's comment was so fun I almost fell off my chair.
Shadrach2001-02-16 14:11:00
Shouldnt u all assure me how much u are gonna miss me and stuff like that?
Aschit2001-02-16 14:38:23
Well, Shadrach, I also once found myself in a similar situation. While running some years back, I sprained an ankle and was unable to use the foot rudders that I had binded to move dirs. Since my right foot was unusable, I had to move by only going *w* and *s* (my left foot bindings). Unfortunately, since my penis was chaffed from excessive use with my wife, my k *man* binding was out of use too! By the end of the experience I was south of GH praying that a misporting bn didn't land on me. Thank god my hands were ok, or I wouldn't have been able to use my 'TRANS!' and '*whinewhinewhinewhine* bindings either! All in all, it was one terrifying experience!
Magíca2001-02-16 15:13:08
Erm you don't make fun of stuff like that, bad sense of humour. Ppl maybe have lost their friends etc in similiar accidents and you are just making fun of it on a freaking mumesite. Grow up and don't log on mume when you're at work.
Wong2001-02-16 15:59:02
I agree to Magica , its not funny and if you are bored at your work get another job imho ;) ....
Grimble2001-02-16 16:11:26
Dude you are seriously fucked up in the head. Have you not been taking your medication again?
Manatark2001-02-16 16:41:58
Heheh Magica, you're absolutely right, but at one point normal humour doesn't give you the kicks anymore, which is certainly my case. The nurse has suddenly arrived. The nurse yells 'time for your medicine, kid!' The nurse sheathes her hands in a pair of rubber gloves. Shadrach licks his mouth and smiles.
Gastone2001-02-16 16:44:21
Ohh, shadrach the great, we shall miss you so mutch.... Ack one of the all time greatest mume players!. *ooh the irony*..... Shadrach since you lost your hands, our relationship is over! finito, slut! etc.... Your quick hands were all you had. Allthou you may have some hip movement left, i´t just wont do it for me anymore....
*nod self*
Deor2001-02-16 17:17:08
What school, what happened?
Darkwind2001-02-16 18:38:59
vafan sluta klaga, det här va sjukt roligt

klart man kan skämta om det!
Korf2001-02-16 20:30:21
How Shadrach really lost his hands:
Was wandering around, when suddenly i tracked and found orc tracks
going into shadrach's chamber. decided i'd enter even tho i didn't know
it well, and you'll see what happens...



*Shadrach the Orc* is standing here, masturbating furiously.
[bash *orc]

*Shadrach the Orc* jerks his hands up and down!

Your bash at *Shadrach the Orc* sends him sprawling.
You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s penis extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

*Shadrach the Orc* panics and attempts to flee.
*Shadrach the Orc* flees east.
[east]
[k *orc*]

Shadrach's Personal Chamber
In this room there are pictures of scantily clad women decorating the
walls and adorning the ceiling. Various stains cover the sheets on
the dirty bed. A lonely computer rests in the corner, its warm
glow lighting the otherwise dark (and rather damp) cube.
*Shadrach the Orc* is standing here.

*Shadrach the Orc* fails to intercept your blow.
You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s penis extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

*Shadrach the Orc* heroically rescues his penis!
You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s hands extremely hard and shatter them.
Your victims are shocked by your hit!

*Shadrach the Orc* opens the porncover.
*Shadrach the Orc* grins evilly.
[bash]

*Shadrach the Orc* gapes out his wounded tools of masturbation.
*Shadrach the Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

*Shadrach the Orc* roars: FUCK YOU, You ruined my life!

*Shadrach the Orc* panics and attempts to flee.
*Shadrach the Orc* leaves down.
[down]


Your head stops stinging.

Shadrach's Jizz-Storage
Drippings around you form a nest of sorts, clinging to anything they touch
and holding onto food for their master. A smell of fish pervades your
nostrils, sickening and intriguing you simultaneously.

*Shadrach the Orc* is standing here, masturbating furiously.

[bash *orc]
*Shadrach the Orc* stops masturbating, and clambers to his feet.
*Shadrach the Orc* closes the nutdoor.

*Shadrach the Orc* opens the cumslab.

Your bash at *Shadrach the Orc* sends him sprawling.
You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s left hand very hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Your receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is your first time killing it!
*Shadrach the Orc*'s left hand is dead! R.I.P.

You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s right hand extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Your receive your share of experience.
Yes! You're beginning to get the idea!
*Shadrach the Orc*'s right hand is dead! R.I.P.
Korf2001-02-16 20:30:39
bleh, i'll post in a seperate log
Trample2001-02-16 22:14:18
Is it just me but whether or not this really happened to Shadrach - Korf is less than human methinks. You poor excuse for a person.
Unknown2001-02-16 23:05:39
Then you really don't know Shadrach well, do you Trample?
Deor2001-02-17 02:32:57
What school, what accident?
Reef2001-02-17 03:20:01
Methinks it was a ruse Deor...
Voile2001-02-18 04:29:34
Erhm... Was this supposed to be fun ?
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