How Shadrach really lost his hands:
Was wandering around, when suddenly i tracked and found orc tracks
going into shadrach's chamber. decided i'd enter even tho i didn't know
it well, and you'll see what happens...



*Shadrach the Orc* is standing here, masturbating furiously.
[bash *orc]

*Shadrach the Orc* jerks his hands up and down!

Your bash at *Shadrach the Orc* sends him sprawling.
You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s penis extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

*Shadrach the Orc* panics and attempts to flee.
*Shadrach the Orc* flees east.
[east]
[k *orc*]

Shadrach's Personal Chamber
In this room there are pictures of scantily clad women decorating the
walls and adorning the ceiling. Various stains cover the sheets on
the dirty bed. A lonely computer rests in the corner, its warm
glow lighting the otherwise dark (and rather damp) cube.
*Shadrach the Orc* is standing here.

*Shadrach the Orc* fails to intercept your blow.
You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s penis extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

*Shadrach the Orc* heroically rescues his penis!
You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s hands extremely hard and shatter them.
Your victims are shocked by your hit!

*Shadrach the Orc* opens the porncover.
*Shadrach the Orc* grins evilly.
[bash]

*Shadrach the Orc* gapes out his wounded tools of masturbation.
*Shadrach the Orc* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

*Shadrach the Orc* roars: FUCK YOU, 
You ruined my life!

*Shadrach the Orc* panics and attempts to flee.
*Shadrach the Orc* leaves down.
[down]


Your head stops stinging.

Shadrach's Jizz-Storage
Drippings around you form a nest of sorts, clinging to anything they touch
and holding onto food for their master. A smell of fish pervades your
nostrils, sickening and intriguing you simultaneously.

*Shadrach the Orc* is standing here, masturbating furiously.

[bash *orc]
*Shadrach the Orc* stops masturbating, and clambers to his feet.
*Shadrach the Orc* closes the nutdoor.

*Shadrach the Orc* opens the cumslab.

Your bash at *Shadrach the Orc* sends him sprawling.
You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s left hand very hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Your receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is your first time killing it!
*Shadrach the Orc*'s left hand is dead! R.I.P.

You crush *Shadrach the Orc*'s right hand extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Your receive your share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the idea!
*Shadrach the Orc*'s right hand is dead! R.I.P.

##REST OF HIS BODY GOT AWAY *sigh*##