###   Start of it all is that I buy some pets for a friend caster, who wants to check out his charming skills... I replaced the nick of this person with *pissed level thirty-four something*.

* R>Main Street
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: North East South West.
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A pigeon has arrived from the east.
A pigeon has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.

* R>west
West Gate of Bree
*pissed level thirty-four something* is standing here.
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: East [West].
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A pigeon has arrived from the east.
A pigeon has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* peers closely at you. Guard your secrets carefully.

* R>wiggle
You wiggle your bottom.

* R>of bounce *pissed level thirty-four something*

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* mumbles:  i kill pigeons.

* R>order followers  bounce *pissed level thirty-four something*
A falcon bounces around the room with *pissed level thirty-four something*.
A falcon bounces around the room with *pissed level thirty-four something*.
A cat bounces around the room with *pissed level thirty-four something*.
A cat bounces around the room with *pissed level thirty-four something*.
You failed to control a pigeon.
A pigeon bounces around the room with *pissed level thirty-four something*.
You failed to control a small dog.
You failed to control a small dog.
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* mumbles:  if they even try to talk in my presence.
The night has begun.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* stares at the sky.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* leaves east.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* has arrived from the east.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tries to sneak behind a pigeon...

* R>east
Main Street
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: North East South West.
A falcon has arrived from the west.
A falcon has arrived from the west.
A cat has arrived from the west.
A cat has arrived from the west.
A pigeon has arrived from the west.
A pigeon has arrived from the west.
A small dog has arrived from the west.
A small dog has arrived from the west.
*pissed level thirty-four something* has arrived from the west.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tries to sneak behind a pigeon...

* R>west
West Gate of Bree
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: East [West].
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A pigeon has arrived from the east.
A pigeon has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.

* R>
You suddenly notice *pissed level thirty-four something*.

* R>
A Bree gateguard says 'It is totally forbidden for foreigners to wander in Bree
with unsheathed weapons *pissed level thirty-four something*! Follow me!'

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* pierces a pigeon's left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You failed to control a pigeon.
A pigeon is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* R>'open
Ok.

* R>
Harry the Gatekeeper looks you and your group over.
Harry the Gatekeeper unlocks the gate.
Harry the Gatekeeper opens the gate.

* R>west
You don't see any door here.
*pissed level thirty-four something* pierces a pigeon's head extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a pigeon's death cry.
A pigeon is dead! R.I.P.

* R>West of Bree
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: East =South= =West=.
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A pigeon has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.
The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.


* R>west
Large Road
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: =East= =West=.
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A falcon has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A cat has arrived from the east.
A pigeon has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.
A small dog has arrived from the east.

* R>east
West of Bree
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: [East] =South= =West=.
A falcon has arrived from the west.
A falcon has arrived from the west.
A cat has arrived from the west.
A cat has arrived from the west.
A pigeon has arrived from the west.
A small dog has arrived from the west.
A small dog has arrived from the west.

* R>
You suddenly notice *pissed level thirty-four something*.
*pissed level thirty-four something* pierces a pigeon's body extremely hard and shatters it.
A pigeon is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* R>call open
You call for the gate to be opened.

* R>east

You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinizing you
from the closed gate.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.

* R>West Gate of Bree
The corpse of a pigeon is lying here.
A mountain mule is standing here, ridden by you.
Exits: East West.
A falcon has arrived from the west.
A falcon has arrived from the west.
A cat has arrived from the west.
A cat has arrived from the west.
A small dog has arrived from the west.
A small dog has arrived from the west.

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* what's that for huh?
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'do that again, i kill YOU.'

* R>
An elite Bree Guard has arrived from the east.

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* do what? just left as you were trying to kill my pet
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'i told you not to make the stupid things emote, yet you still
did.'

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* I didn't see that so cool down
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'i hate fucknuts who walk around with that number of mobs, when
only 3 make a difference, and then spam me with shite'

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'no.'

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* I didn't see that - sorry about that. I wouldn't have done if I had seen. sheeze. It's just pigeons
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'no, you idiot, it's fucking SPAM'

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'THAT'S the problem. and you don't need more than 3.'

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* I like them, so get off my back. I can get as many as I like
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* narrates 'ferny is for level 7-8's, go solo it.'

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'you can, but expect them, and you, to die if you spam me with
them.'

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* Most ppl think it's funny ok - except those without humor. What is your problem? I won't emote them on you, and wouldn't if I had seen you say that you hated that.
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'it's VERY FUCKING OLD. 
You think you're the first moron to do
this? it's BORING, DONE BEFORE, AND VERY VERY FUCKING ANAL.'

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'get a goddamn clue.'

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* I can't believe you're so upset over a few pets
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'i get pissed at ignorant twats who go around spamming people.'

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'consider it a lesson, and a warning.'

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* listen - I got 4 legend chars I'm no newbie you fuck
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'then stop acting like one.'

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* by getting pets? 
You're the one acting like a shit.
Ok.

* R>
*pissed level thirty-four something* tells you 'by spamming people. sheesh, there's the forest, inside are
trees. Try seeing both.'

* R>tell *pissed level thirty-four something* I said sorry many times now (and seeing my log you said that you hated pets AFTER they emoted) and you're still upset over this pigeon, so think I'll just consider this conversation over
He can't hear you.