### fuckin' Angry as usually and spamming around, trying to find exping pukes ###
### near neni... suddenly i find some tracks of a pony... ###
The fucking Three-fools' Stone
Some small rocks have been piled into a mound here.
Exits: North East West.
You see some tracks of a pony leading east
(done less than 1 hour ago).
* R C Mana:Burning>e
Grasslands
*a motherfucking Dwarf* is here, riding a pony.
Exits: North East West.
Aha, you have found your sorry victim!
* R C Mana:Burning>k hobbit
Them nutsacks aren't here.
* R C Mana:Burning>kd
*a motherfucking Dwarf* pounds your sorry right arm hard.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a fuckin' Dwarf*:Healthy>
You and your jive barely pierce *a goddamn Dwarf*'s body and tickle that bastard.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Dwarf*:Fine>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a motherfucking Dwarf*:Fine>
*a Dwarf* giggles.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Dwarf*:Fine>exam dwarf
*a Dwarf* has a fuckin' few scratches.
*a Dwarf* is using:
<wielded> an engraved warhammer
<worn as shield> a large metal wall shield (brand piece of shit new)
<worn on head> a motherfucking great helm (used)
<worn on body> a thick metal breastplate (brand piece of shit new)
<worn about body> a cave-bear fur (worn out)
<worn on arms> a pair of vambraces (brand piece of shit new)
<worn on hands> a thin pair of leather gloves (used)
<worn on legs> a motherfucking pair of greaves (brand piece of shit new)
<worn on feet> a goddamn pair of heavy, plated boots (used)
<worn on finger> a fuckin' ring
<worn on back> a leather backpack
<worn as belt> a goddamn plain leather belt
<worn on belt> a motherfucking belt pouch
<worn on belt> a motherfucking hooded brass lantern
<worn on belt> a fuckin' butcher knife (brand piece of shit new)
<worn on belt> a goddamn stone
<worn on belt> a fuckin' fragrant-smelling bag
*a Dwarf* pounds your sorry right arm and tickles that bastard.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You barely pierce *a fuckin' Dwarf*'s left leg and tickle that piece of shit.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a goddamn Dwarf*:Fine>smil
You and your monkey smile viciously.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Dwarf*:Fine>f
You and your hand-job flee head over heels.
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>e
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>w
A giant rat has arrived from the fucking north.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>Old East Road
*a Dwarf* is here, riding a pony.
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>l dwarf
cast 'l' dwarf
You and your hand-job start to concentrate...
*a Dwarf* tries to pound you and your monkey, but your sorry parry is successful.
l dwarf
fucked-up.
The fucking lightning bolt hits *a motherfucking Dwarf* with full impact.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a fuckin' Dwarf*:Fine>cast 'l' dwarf
You and your hemorrhoids start to fuckin' concentrate...
Saving Prist.
*a Dwarf* cringes in terror!
*a Dwarf* pounds your sorry left foot extremely hard.
You feel a fuckin' strong ache there!
Aye!
You cannot concentrate any more...
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Burning *a Dwarf*:Fine>l dwarf
cast 'l' dwarf
You start to concentrate...
*a Dwarf* nods solemnly.
f
fucked-up.
The fucking lightning bolt hits *a Dwarf* with full impact.
*a fuckin' Dwarf* pounds your sorry right leg extremely hard.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot *a Dwarf*:Fine>
You and your hemorrhoids flee head over heels.
Old East Road
a fuckin' giant rat patters against you and your monkey, squeaking maliciously.
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>
a motherfucking giant rat leaves east.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>e
Old East Road
A giant rat patters against you, squeaking maliciously.
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>w
Old East Road
*a motherfucking Dwarf* is here, riding a pony.
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>con dwarf
The fucking perfect match!
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>e
Old East Road
A giant rat patters against you, squeaking maliciously.
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>e
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>sc
cs
115/169 hit, 85/123 mana, and 102/112 moves.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Hot>cast 'cure ser'
You start to fuckin' concentrate...
You begin to see scars fade away and a fuckin' feeling of health comes over you.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>stat
OB: 48%, DB: 55%, PB: 57%, Armour: 51%. Wimpy: 0. Goddamned sons of bitches like you. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 125,015 xp, 0 tp. Smell the boiling flesh. Gold: 60. Are you ready to burn? Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- panic
- a deep wound at the fucking left foot.
- noquit
- armour
- stored spell fireball.
- shield
- stored spell fireball.
- novoid
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>w
Old East Road
*a Dwarf* is here searching for tracks, riding a goddamn pony.
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>fb dwarf
cast 'fireball' dwarf
You quickly recall your sorry stored spell...
*a Dwarf* tries to pound you, but your sorry parry is successful.
fucked-up.
Your sorry fireball completely envelops *a Dwarf* in flames.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *a fuckin' Dwarf*:Hurt>fb dwarf
cast 'fireball' dwarf
You and your hemorrhoids quickly recall your sorry stored spell...
*a Dwarf* sniffs sadly.
fucked-up.
Your sorry fireball completely envelops *a Dwarf* in flames.
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Warm *a fuckin' Dwarf*:Wounded>fb dwarf
cast 'fireball' dwarf
You and your sluts start to concentrate...
fb dwarf
*a fuckin' Dwarf* pounds your sorry body and tickles that shit.
Aye!
You and your hand-job cannot concentrate any more...
* R C HP:Fine Mana:Warm *a goddamn Dwarf*:Wounded>cast 'fireball' dwarf
You and your jive start to concentrate...
l
*a Dwarf* pounds your sorry body hard.
Aye!
You cannot concentrate any more...
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *a motherfucking Dwarf*:Wounded>cast 'l'
You and your hand-job start to fuckin' concentrate...
l
*a Dwarf* shrugs indifferently.
fucked-up.
The fucking lightning bolt hits *a Dwarf* with full impact.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *a goddamn Dwarf*:Bad>cast 'l'
You start to fuckin' concentrate...
l dwarf
*a Dwarf* pounds your sorry right hand.
Aye!
You and your hemorrhoids cannot concentrate any more...
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Warm *a Dwarf*:Bad>cast 'l' dwarf
You and your hand-job start to concentrate...
l dwarf
sg
fucked-up.
The fucking lightning bolt hits *a motherfucking Dwarf* with full impact.
*a Dwarf* strongly pounds your sorry right leg.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *a motherfucking Dwarf*:Bad>cast 'l' dwarf
You start to fuckin' concentrate...
sg
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your sorry victim has disappeared!
*a goddamn Dwarf* leaves east riding a fuckin' pony.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>cast 'shocking grasp'
Who should the fucking spell be cast upon?
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>e
l dwarf
Old East Road
*a fuckin' Dwarf* is here, riding a goddamn pony.
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>cast 'l' dwarf
You and your monkey start to concentrate...
Your sorry victim has disappeared!
*a Dwarf* leaves west riding a pony.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
l dwarf
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>cast 'l' dwarf
Nobody here by that name.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
The fucking Old East Road
a motherfucking grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
Bend in the fucking Old East Road
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Exits: North =East= =South=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
s
Alas, you and your hemorrhoids cannot go that way...
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
Bend in the fucking Old East Road
Exits: =North= East =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Bridge over the fucking Nen-i-Sl
Exits: =East= =West= Down.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
The fucking Old East Road
Exits: =East= =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>tr pony
You and your monkey carefully examine the fucking ground around you and your hemorrhoids, looking for tracks...
l dwarf
k dwarf
e
~<~<~< SHIELD GODDAMNIT WORE OFF ~>~>~>
You bleed from open wounds.
Hmm... That piece of shit seems there is no motherfucking sign of Pony here.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>cast 'l' dwarf
Nobody here by that name.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Them poo pirates aren't here.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>e
Bridge over the fucking Nen-i-Sl
Exits: =East= =West= Down.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Bend in the fucking Old East Road
Exits: =North= East =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>e
The fucking Three-fools' Stone
Some small rocks have been piled into a mound here.
Exits: North East West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>e
Grasslands
Exits: North East West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>tr pony
You and your hand-job carefully examine the fucking ground around you, looking for tracks...
k dwarf
You see some tracks of a pony leading north
(done less than 2 hours ago).
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Them fellaters aren't here.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>n
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
a goddamn raider yells 'Raiders ho!'
You see some tracks of a goddamn pony leading north
(done less than 1 hour ago).
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>n
Plains
A raider is here, fighting *a goddamn Dwarf*.
*a motherfucking Dwarf* is here, riding a pony, fighting a raider.
Exits: North East South West.
Aha, you have found your sorry victim!
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
*a Dwarf* panics, and attempts to fuckin' flee.
*a goddamn Dwarf* leaves north riding a pony.
a goddamn giant rat has arrived from the fucking east.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>k dwarf
A raider yells 'Raiders to the fucking rescue!'
a motherfucking raider yells 'Raiders to the fucking rescue!'
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Them queefs aren't here.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
a fuckin' giant rat tries to hit you, but your sorry parry is successful.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a giant rat:Healthy>n
a motherfucking raider yells 'Raiders to the fucking rescue!'
You pierce a motherfucking giant rat's body extremely hard and shatter that bastard.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a goddamn giant rat:Fine>No motherfucking way!
You and your jive are fighting for your sorry life!
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold a giant rat:Fine>f
You and your monkey flee head over heels.
Plains
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Exits: North East South West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>n
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the fucking north riding a motherfucking pony.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>The fucking Cracked Land
Exits: North East South West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>s
k dwarf
Plains
a goddamn grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Exits: North East South West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Them dildos aren't here.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>s
w
The fucking Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>w
Bend in the fucking Old East Road
Exits: =North= East =West=.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Bridge over the fucking Nen-i-Sl
Exits: =East= =West= Down.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>tr pony
You carefully examine the fucking ground around you, looking for tracks...
k dwarf
You and your hand-job see some tracks of a fuckin' pony leading east
(done less than 2 hours ago).
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>Them dildos aren't here.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>e
Bend in the fucking Old East Road
Exits: =North= East =West=.
You and your jive see some tracks of a fuckin' pony leading east
(done less than 2 hours ago).
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>e
The fucking Three-fools' Stone
Some small rocks have been piled into a fuckin' mound here.
Exits: North East West.
You see some tracks of a pony leading east
(done less than 2 hours ago).
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>e
Grasslands
Exits: North East West.
You see some tracks of a pony leading north
(done less than 2 hours ago).
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>l dwarf
cast 'l' dwarf
Nobody here by that name.
*a Man* has arrived from the fucking west riding a motherfucking trained horse.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>n
Old East Road
Exits: North =East= South =West=.
You see some tracks of a fuckin' pony leading north
(done less than 1 hour ago).
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>n
*a motherfucking Man* has arrived from the fucking south riding a trained horse.
Plains
Exits: North East South West.
*a motherfucking Man* has arrived from the fucking south riding a trained horse.
l dwarf
You see some tracks of a goddamn pony leading north
(done less than 1 hour ago).
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>cast 'l' dwarf
Nobody here by that name.
A giant rat has arrived from the fucking east.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
~<~<~< ARMOUR OFF ~>~>~>
*a goddamn Man* pounds your sorry right leg.
###uh-oh, go away please!###
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *a fuckin' Man*:Fine>n
You barely pierce *a motherfucking Man*'s left hand and tickle that piece of shit.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *a goddamn Man*:Fine>No motherfucking way!
You are fighting for your sorry life!
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *a Man*:Fine>f
A giant rat tries to fuckin' hit you and your hand-job, but your sorry parry is successful.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold *a goddamn Man*:Fine>
You stop tracking your sorry victim.
You and your monkey flee head over heels.
Plains
Exits: North East South West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>n
The fucking Cracked Land
Exits: North East South West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>n
n
Plains
a goddamn grey wolf is here, snarling aggressively.
A grey wolf is here, thin from starvation.
Exits: East South West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>*a Dwarf* has arrived from the fucking west riding a motherfucking pony.
Alas, you and your monkey cannot go that way...
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>l dwarf
cast 'l' dwarf
You cannot attack and flee at the fucking same time.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>l dwarf
cast 'l' dwarf
You start to concentrate...
l dwarf
Your sorry victim has disappeared!
*a Dwarf* leaves south riding a fuckin' pony.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>cast 'l' dwarf
Nobody here by that name.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>s
l dwarf
The fucking Cracked Land
Exits: North East South West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>s
Plains
Exits: North East South West.
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>tr pony
You carefully examine the fucking ground around you and your monkey, looking for tracks...
You see some tracks of a pony leading south
(done less than 1 hour ago).
###Blablabla, some tracking cut out###
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>s
A Break in the fucking Great Hedge
A large flat rock lies here, its surface etched with markings.
*a goddamn Dwarf* is here, riding a motherfucking pony.
Exits: North East South.
Aha, you have found your sorry victim!
* R C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>l dwarf
cast 'l' dwarf
You start to fuckin' concentrate...
l dwarf
*a Dwarf* pounds your sorry right arm extremely hard and shatters that bastard.
Aye!
You cannot concentrate any more...
* R C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold *a motherfucking Dwarf*:Bad>cast 'l' dwarf
You start to fuckin' concentrate...
f
fucked-up.
The fucking lightning bolt hits *a motherfucking Dwarf* with full impact.
* R C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold *a Dwarf*:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
An Old Trail by a Fortress
A giant rat patters against you, squeaking maliciously.
Exits: North East South West.
###Some more tracking cut###
*a goddamn Dwarf* has arrived from the fucking west riding a pony.
* R C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>cha spell qui
fucked-up.
* R C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
*a Dwarf* leaves west riding a pony.
* R C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>qui
cha spell qui
fucked-up.
* R C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>sg dwarf
w
cast 'shocking grasp' dwarf
Nobody here by that name.
* R C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>Plains
Exits: North East South West.
You and your jive see some tracks of a pony leading south
(done less than 1 hour ago).
* R C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>s
a motherfucking Break in the fucking Great Hedge
A large flat rock lies here, its surface etched with markings.
*a goddamn Dwarf* is here, riding a pony.
Exits: North East South.
Aha, you have found your sorry victim!
* R C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>sg dwarf
cast 'shocking grasp' dwarf
You start to fuckin' concentrate...
*a goddamn Dwarf* pounds your sorry right foot extremely hard and shatters that shit.
Aye!
You cannot concentrate any more...
That really HURT!
You and your sluts wish that your sorry wounds would stop BLEEDING so god-damn much!
* R C HP:Bad Mana:Cold *a Dwarf*:Awful>sg dwarf
cast 'shocking grasp' dwarf
You start to concentrate...
fucked-up.
You grasp at *a fuckin' Dwarf*, shocking that piece of shit.
*a motherfucking Dwarf* dismounts from a goddamn pony, and stops riding that shit.
*a Dwarf* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
* R C HP:Bad Mana:Icy *a fuckin' Dwarf*:Dying>
You pierce *a goddamn Dwarf*'s body extremely hard and shatter that shit.
You and your sluts receive your sorry share of experience.
Congratulations! This bullshit is the fucking first time you've killed that bastard!
Your sorry blood freezes as you hear *a Dwarf*'s death cry.
*a goddamn Dwarf* is dead! R.I.P.
a goddamn shadow slowly rises above the fucking corpse of *a motherfucking Dwarf*.
* R C HP:Bad Mana:Icy>ec
exam corpse
corpse (here) :
a goddamn pile of coins
a fragrant-smelling bag
a motherfucking stone
a goddamn butcher knife (brand piece of shit new)
a hooded brass lantern
a belt pouch
a plain leather belt
an engraved warhammer
a leather backpack
a cave-bear fur (worn out)
a goddamn large metal wall shield (brand piece of shit new)
a motherfucking pair of vambraces (brand piece of shit new)
a motherfucking thin pair of leather gloves (used)
a fuckin' pair of heavy, plated boots (used)
a goddamn pair of greaves (brand piece of shit new)
a fuckin' great helm (used)
a thick metal breastplate (brand piece of shit new)
a motherfucking ring
a fuckin' water skin
a forest green cloak (brand piece of shit new)
a loaf of bread
a motherfucking loaf of bread
a pair of metal gauntlets (brand piece of shit new)
* R C HP:Bad Mana:Icy>e
Plains
Exits: North East West.
* R C HP:Bad Mana:Icy>e
Plains
a motherfucking bedraggled shit-ass bastard stumbles as worst he can across the fucking terrain.
Exits: North East West.
* R C HP:Bad Mana:Icy>nor
e
cha spell nor
fucked-up.
You bleed from open wounds.
You and your jive wish that your sorry wounds would stop BLEEDING so god-damn much!
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>Rough Grounds
Exits: North East South West.
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>sc
11/169 hit, 5/123 mana, and 79/112 moves.
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>trop #
*** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)
| 1, 1%, #Slag | 1, 1%, #zron |
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>nar slag rips
fucked-up.
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>whois slag
Slag Hoochymama is a level twenty-seven Dwarven Veteran.
At last, the fucking long-awaited return of House Hoochymama. . . .
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>sc
13/169 hit, 8/123 mana, and 82/112 moves.
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>
Remorse narrates 'claps'
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>nar 13/169 hit, 8/123 mana, and 82/112 moves.
fucked-up.
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>nar :)
fucked-up.
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>e
ZBLAM! A trained horse doesn't want you riding that bastard anymore.
You and your jive stop riding a goddamn trained horse.
* R C HP:Awful Mana:Icy>sc
Trgg narrates 'niceeeeee prist! :)'
2/169 hit, 9/123 mana, and 82/112 moves.
### Hehe... Goddamn, you are a little bitch. would have been cute to fuckin' ZBLAM! to dead :) Kudos to Slag ###
### for not running to the fucking safety of rangers and staying and fighting ###
### to the fucking last drop of blood as every fucking true dwarf should... :) ###
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* http://toy.thespark.com/burn *
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