Toe apologizes Arda for his very existen
posted by Toe
2001-02-26 11:12:21
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I follow Fearsome for some action.. we do get some action, but unfortunately I'm
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The Priest's Study
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
Fearsome the Mountain Troll is standing here.
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628/628 hit, and 137/137 moves.
o>The Priest's Study
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
A huge orc bodyguard looks at you suspiciously.
Fearsome the Mountain Troll is standing here.
o>cc
close curtain
It's already closed!
o>where
Players in your zone
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Fearsome             - The Priest's Study
Toe                  - The Priest's Study
o>
Saving Toe.
o>
Fearsome tells you 'you on curtain'     ## I read this, and suddenly office is crowded, so I'm afk
o>
An orkish bodyguard leaves VV SOUTH VV
o>
time                                    ## Linkdrop trigger 30 stepping in
time
o>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
14 pm  (5 - 21)  Date: Afterlithe 22nd
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Sum.
Real time is Mon Feb 26 08:57:20 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun Feb 25 17:09:44 2001 GMT
o>
Drugar sings 'all your base'
o>
Drugar sings 'your base'
o>
Drugar sings 'are belong to us'
o>
time
time
o>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
14 pm  (5 - 21)  Date: Afterlithe 22nd
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Sum.
Real time is Mon Feb 26 08:57:45 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun Feb 25 17:09:44 2001 GMT
o>
Someone sings 'Somebody set us up the bomb'
o>
time
time
o>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
14 pm  (5 - 21)  Date: Afterlithe 22nd
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Sum.
Real time is Mon Feb 26 08:58:10 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun Feb 25 17:09:44 2001 GMT
o>
Someone sings 'What you say !!'
o>
Bodycast sings 'drudge report indicates sadam hussien has 2 nukes, 1 may be coming
your way :)'
o>
time
time
o>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
15 pm  (5 - 21)  Date: Afterlithe 22nd
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Sum.
Real time is Mon Feb 26 08:58:35 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun Feb 25 17:09:44 2001 GMT
o>
Fearsome snores loudly.
o>
Drugar sings 'last i heard he was only going to poison the US water supply'
o>
Fearsome says what they leave?                   ## I think there had been some yelling
o>
time
time
o>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
15 pm  (5 - 21)  Date: Afterlithe 22nd
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Sum.
Real time is Mon Feb 26 08:59:01 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun Feb 25 17:09:44 2001 GMT
o>
Bodycast sings 'thats a tactic that is probably outdated :)'
o>
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*an Elf* has arrived from the south.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.
*>
*an Elf* swiftly dodges Fearsome's attempt to hit him.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds Fearsome's body extremely hard and tickles it.
*>
*a Dwarf* fails to cleave Fearsome.
*an Elf* fails to pierce Fearsome.
*>
Fearsome closes the door.
*>
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*an Elf* tries to pierce Fearsome, but she parries successfully.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* sends Fearsome sprawling with a powerful bash.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* opens the door.
*>
*a Dwarf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*a Dwarf* cries 'Elbereth Gilthoniel' and makes Fearsome shiver in pain.
*>
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
time
time
*>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
16 pm  (5 - 21)  Date: Afterlithe 22nd
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Sum.
Real time is Mon Feb 26 08:59:26 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun Feb 25 17:09:44 2001 GMT
*>
*an Elf* lightly pierces Fearsome's left leg and tickles it.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* heroically rescues *an Elf*.
*>
*a Dwarf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*a Dwarf* cries 'Elbereth Gilthoniel' and makes Fearsome shiver in pain.
*>
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds Fearsome's head extremely hard and tickles it.
*>
Fearsome seems to have recovered her senses.
*>
Fearsome tells you 'WAKE UO'                     ## *sigh* I would if I could
*>
Fearsome tells you 'WAKE UO'
*>
Fearsome tells you 'WAKE UO'
*>
*a Dwarf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*a Dwarf* cries 'Elbereth Gilthoniel' and makes Fearsome shiver in pain.
Fearsome hits *a sturdy Dwarf*'s body extremely hard and tickles it.
*>
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*an Elf* utters the word 'pabraw'
*an Elf* raises his voice and ancient powers make Fearsome twist in pain.
*>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*a Dwarf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*a Dwarf* cries 'Elbereth Gilthoniel' and makes Fearsome shiver in pain.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* sends Fearsome sprawling with a powerful bash.
*>
*a Dwarf* cleaves Fearsome's left hand extremely hard.
*>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds Fearsome's left arm extremely hard.
*>
*an Elf* utters the word 'pabraw'
*an Elf* raises his voice and ancient powers make Fearsome twist in pain.
*>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*a Dwarf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
Fearsome seems to have recovered her senses.
*an Elf* utters the word 'pabraw'
*an Elf* raises his voice and ancient powers make Fearsome twist in pain.
*>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Fearsome says TOE LINKLESS                  ## Well, my brain is, I guess
*>
Fearsome says TOE LINKLESS
*>
Fearsome says TOE LINKLESS
*>
Fearsome says TOE LINKLESS
*a sturdy Dwarf* pounds Fearsome's right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
*>
Fearsome says TOE LINKLESS
*>
*a Dwarf* utters the word 'noselacri'
*>
*a Dwarf* cleaves Fearsome's body extremely hard and shatters it.
Fearsome is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
*>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* nods solemnly.
*>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*a Dwarf* cleaves Fearsome's right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear Fearsome's death cry.
Fearsome is dead! R.I.P.
*>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from the south.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* leaves VV SOUTH VV
*a Dwarf* leaves VV SOUTH VV
*an Elf* leaves VV SOUTH VV
A pack horse leaves VV SOUTH VV
*a Hobbit* leaves VV SOUTH VV
o>
time
time
Saving Toe.
o>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
16 pm  (5 - 21)  Date: Afterlithe 22nd
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Sum.
Real time is Mon Feb 26 08:59:52 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun Feb 25 17:09:44 2001 GMT
o>
*a sturdy Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*a Dwarf* has arrived from the south.
*an Elf* has arrived from the south.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.
*a Hobbit* has arrived from the south.
*>
*an Elf* nods solemnly.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'don't kill'
*>
*a Hobbit* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'you here?'
*>
*a Dwarf* gets a pile of coins from the corpse of *a Troll*.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* gets a moneybag from the corpse of *a Troll*.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* closes the door.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* tries to bash the door.
*>
*an Elf* screams 'was fearsome again'    ## Well, we did the exact same
                                         ## thing the night before.. with
                                         ## the same result, only I was online
                                         ## that time..
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* nods solemnly.
*>
*a Hobbit* comforts you.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* tries to bash the door.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'is it day?'
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* tries to bash the door.
*>
time
time
*>
*a Hobbit* begins some strange incantations...
*>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
16 pm  (5 - 21)  Date: Afterlithe 22nd
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Sum.
Real time is Mon Feb 26 09:00:18 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun Feb 25 17:09:44 2001 GMT
*>
*a Hobbit* utters the words 'bfzat eaaf'
The door is filled with a bright light.
*>
*an Elf* leaves VV SOUTH VV
A pack horse leaves VV SOUTH VV
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'cuz if its day'
*>
*a Dwarf* says 'at was'
*>
*a Hobbit* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'if yts dyy thei die anyhow'
*>
*a Hobbit* utters the words 'qfzahz yaae'
*a Hobbit* magically creates a mushroom.
A magic mushroom suddenly appears.
*>
*a Hobbit* eats a magic mushroom.
*>
*an Elf* has arrived from the south.
A pack horse has arrived from the south.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'y mean would be death anihow'
*a Hobbit* says 'A missed ;P'
*>
time
time
*>According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
17 pm  (5 - 21)  Date: Afterlithe 22nd
The present Tan Istar, Lord of the Istari Council is Sum.
Real time is Mon Feb 26 09:00:42 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to a crash at Sun Feb 25 17:09:44 2001 GMT
*>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'no sense riskang oor laves here'
*>
*an Elf* utters the words 'bfzahp ay bfugtizgg'
*>
*a Dwarf* says 'up to you'
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'what you guys think'
*>
*an Elf* screams 'don't kill'
*>
*a Hobbit* says 'nah'
*>
Fearsome narrates 'chuckle i rip again'
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'well i gettang group consensos'
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'ok'
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'well bah'
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'we risknig lives'
*>l                                   ## Here I come back.. screen spammy with
                                      ## puke talk ?!? I have to take a look
The Priest's Study
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
*a sturdy Dwarf* is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*a Hobbit* is standing here (glowing).
*an Elf* is standing here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'go sit outsade door'
*>
*an Elf* screams 'can just chill'
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'elijah'
*>
*a Hobbit* bobs his small head up and down.
*>
Cromdreth narrates 'to who you die all time :) ?'
*>
*a Hobbit* leaves VV SOUTH VV
*>
*a Dwarf* gets a leather backpack from the corpse of *a Troll*.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'his to be ripped at lake'
*>
*an Elf* sits down and rests.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'GC?BW'
*>laugh                        
You fall down laughing.
*>cha mood aggressive                ## I go aggro, wimpy 0.. I'm gonna let'em
                                     ## have my ass since I don't deserve to live
                                     ## after this..
cha wimpy 150
Ok.
*>0
Wimpy set to: 150
*>kl
cha wimpy 0
Wimpy set to: 0
*>kill large
They aren't here.
*>
*a sturdy Dwarf* says 'since he was spimming me to help ham'
*>
*an Elf* smiles at you.
*a sturdy Dwarf* smiles happily.
*>'hi!

*a Hobbit* has arrived from the south.
A mountain mule has arrived from the south.
*>emote stinks: hi!
Ok.
*>l
The Priest's Study
The corpse of *a Troll* is lying here.
A large bookshelf sits against the wall.
*a sturdy Dwarf* is standing here.
*a Dwarf* is standing here.
*an Elf* is resting here.
A sturdy pack horse is standing here.
*a Hobbit* is standing here.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
*>
*a Hobbit* pounds your left arm extremely hard and tickles it.
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Healthy>bow

*a Dwarf* falls down laughing.
*an Elf* screams 'hello'
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Healthy>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s left foot extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*a Hobbit* disbands his group.
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
*an Elf* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Fine>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s right foot extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>0
cha wimpy 0
Wimpy set to: 0
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* is now a group member.
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>bash 
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*a Dwarf* utters the word 'pabraw'
*a Dwarf* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
* HP:Fine *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*an Elf* utters the word 'pabraw'
*an Elf* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
* HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
* HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* pounds your left leg extremely hard.
* HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*an Elf* utters the word 'pabraw'
*an Elf* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
* HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* has arrived from the south.
* HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* pounds your head extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
* HP:Hurt *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*an Elf* utters the word 'pabraw'
*an Elf* raises his voice and calls great pain upon you.
*a Dwarf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*a Dwarf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.
* HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*an Elf* begins some strange incantations...
* HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
Your head stops stinging.
* HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Hurt>Do you not consider fighting as standing?
* HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* begins some strange incantations...
* HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Dwarf* cleaves your right foot extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
*an Elf* utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
*an Elf* makes your evil soul suffer with his goodness.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
* HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
You hit *a Hobbit*'s body extremely hard.
* HP:Bad *a Hobbit*:Hurt>
*a Hobbit* utters the word 'noselacri'
You have been blinded!
o HP:Bad Someone:Hurt>
Someone pounds your head extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
o HP:Awful Someone:Hurt>
Someone utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
Someone dissolves your evil presence.

You are dead! Sorry...



Toe apologizes Arda for his very existence!
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Quin2001-02-26 11:15:07
*a Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

.... *FLEX*
basbasbase2001-02-26 11:34:55
:/
Unknown2001-02-26 11:56:37
love to see pukes rationalizing over whether to kill anyway or
not. but this just proves if it doesnt have a flag - KILL IT
Alcion2001-02-26 12:38:51
No it doesn't, Unknown.
dragóth2001-02-26 13:33:55
a hobbit bashes a troll!!?!?!??
its like a rl dwarf should bash mikael jordan
dragóth2001-02-26 13:34:14
or even worse
Vorlin2001-02-26 13:48:29
The Mume bash algorithm needs some re-writing. It doesn't seem to take into account the basher's weight vs. the bashee's weight, leading to such silly results as a knee-high hobbit knocking an 8 foot tall creature of stone on his ass. Realistically, trolls should be 99% unbashable by any p(race) other than another troll, though whether realism should be sacrificed for play balance is something that would have to be considered.
RazamazaR2001-02-26 14:06:37
Or play balance be sacrificed for realism... (BTW, as always, Toe displays the kind of honour that most players are missing!)
Alcion2001-02-26 14:13:51
(I've seen Quin, he's enormous!!!)
Raichu2001-02-26 14:16:58
Giggle Alcion. Well Vorlin you are right if you are realistical but in the game its not implementable, trolls would be too overpowered =P
Mammoth2001-02-26 15:05:15
Vorlin why would you think a hobbit would try to knock a troll over?
Maybe hobbits have some sneaky style for bashing!
Run through between trolls legs and kick em in the nuts - troll 2 rounds unable
to fight.

Don't take realism here!! Realism is in real life.
Zanetha2001-02-26 15:23:44
so where ya kick female trolls eh? =)
Lothar2001-02-26 15:28:46
100% agreed with Vorlin.
Edvard2001-02-26 15:38:16
There's no jesus like show jesus!
Cartman2001-02-26 16:20:46
I'm gonna kick you in da nutz!
Cyst2001-02-26 16:35:09
Well I give toe a lot of credit here, they spared him, and then he didn't just fake it and pretend to still be linkless(afk) I would have considered waiting til night and makin a run for it, even though all exits probably would have been blocked. Anyhow, it was a funny log...
Udo Spears2001-02-26 16:48:39
Dwarves can play VolleyBall with trolls!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ilmarin2001-02-26 19:29:59
Zanetha, try to kick a female rl between her legs, and I'm pretty sure she will be stuned for 2 rounds and then start to call you names before she kicks your ass!
Lochdale2001-02-26 20:17:09
Good god most of you need to discover actual women before ever commenting about anything relating to them. This reminds me of the time I was playing from work and fighting troll at moors. My secretary walks in a tells me that she has found a new job etc. It was an awkard moment for all concerned. Since then, I never play mume from the office. Instead, I just make meaningless comments on mume.net. Its like my methadone for mume.
grunge2001-02-26 22:23:36
i was the dwarf....thanks for sharing Cyst, I'll be sure to kill you with linkless flag everytime...as for toe, he types 'time' when i ask what time it was, we were standing there quite a bit before you actually giggled, at which point i lost link....i don't really approve of the whole 'he's linkless bullshit' seems idiot trolls/orcs/bns drop link at cave all the time and then ppl yell "HE's LINKLESS"
granted, you didn't drop link on purpose...but when someone is in cave and wants to go get sdomething to eat, isn't that his fault?
its bullshit, its the Raichu syndrome...were they linkless b/c they had a shit link or b/c they are lamers...
notice how i walk S/N so the elf's spell is cancelled even vs 2.troll
snicker...i dunno, i think start killing everyone
Shriek2001-02-26 23:30:53
Going afk/linkless in high traffic areas = Bad idea! I was killed linkless for doing it once. By a good friend of mine too... Yeah, he's still my friend, but it was my fault for dropping link in a high traffic area... *shrug* shit happens.
Bulldozer2001-02-26 23:51:29
*nod* vorlin
Evan2001-02-27 01:45:15
Well Really AFK Fearsome.. ? Toe linkless ? Some1 AFK is not Linkless. Giving AFK ppl the same "help"
as those who suffer from a bad link/network. Is really not helping any1. If u need to go AFK and feel safe.
Go safe spot quit or rent. I would only spare afk ppl cause they appear linkless..........
Plato2001-02-27 01:57:11
I'm guessing that Fearsome didn't know Toe was afk and thought he may have lost link?
cyst2001-02-27 04:09:46
Yeah, its pretty damn obvious that Fearsome thought Toe had lost link since he wasn't helping. And Grunge, go ahead kill me fucking linkless, I couldn't give a shit less. You can even masturbate me linkless if it floats your boat. Its always fun to read MUME.NET and see how some people actual think its something serious and not fun.
fearsome2001-02-27 04:56:40
I didnt know what was up, i was trying to buy time and get toe the benefit of the doubt. All i knew was that the boy wasnt responding.
Donna2001-02-27 08:43:04
Is it just me, or is Grunge always such an ass?
Teddy2001-02-27 09:03:58
It's not just you, Donna.
Raichu2001-02-27 09:36:33
Grunge is a sucker, everybody knows but he still did not discover it=)
He keeps whining about 1 time I dropped link cause i forgot time =P he cannot get over it, poor guy =(
Slidar2001-02-27 19:31:40
Lochdale doesn't play from work because he cant, not because he choses not to!
Lochdale2001-02-27 23:11:34
I thought you were dead Slidar?
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