*a Hobbit* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

.... *FLEX*

:/

love to see pukes rationalizing over whether to kill anyway or
not. but this just proves if it doesnt have a flag - KILL IT

No it doesn't, Unknown.

a hobbit bashes a troll!!?!?!??
its like a rl dwarf should bash mikael jordan

or even worse

The Mume bash algorithm needs some re-writing. It doesn't seem to take into account the basher's weight vs. the bashee's weight, leading to such silly results as a knee-high hobbit knocking an 8 foot tall creature of stone on his ass. Realistically, trolls should be 99% unbashable by any p(race) other than another troll, though whether realism should be sacrificed for play balance is something that would have to be considered.

Or play balance be sacrificed for realism... (BTW, as always, Toe displays the kind of honour that most players are missing!)

(I've seen Quin, he's enormous!!!)

Giggle Alcion. Well Vorlin you are right if you are realistical but in the game its not implementable, trolls would be too overpowered =P

Vorlin why would you think a hobbit would try to knock a troll over?
Maybe hobbits have some sneaky style for bashing!
Run through between trolls legs and kick em in the nuts - troll 2 rounds unable
to fight.

Don't take realism here!! Realism is in real life.

so where ya kick female trolls eh? =)

100% agreed with Vorlin.

There's no jesus like show jesus!

I'm gonna kick you in da nutz!

Well I give toe a lot of credit here, they spared him, and then he didn't just fake it and pretend to still be linkless(afk) I would have considered waiting til night and makin a run for it, even though all exits probably would have been blocked. Anyhow, it was a funny log...

Dwarves can play VolleyBall with trolls!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zanetha, try to kick a female rl between her legs, and I'm pretty sure she will be stuned for 2 rounds and then start to call you names before she kicks your ass!

Good god most of you need to discover actual women before ever commenting about anything relating to them. This reminds me of the time I was playing from work and fighting troll at moors. My secretary walks in a tells me that she has found a new job etc. It was an awkard moment for all concerned. Since then, I never play mume from the office. Instead, I just make meaningless comments on mume.net. Its like my methadone for mume.

i was the dwarf....thanks for sharing Cyst, I'll be sure to kill you with linkless flag everytime...as for toe, he types 'time' when i ask what time it was, we were standing there quite a bit before you actually giggled, at which point i lost link....i don't really approve of the whole 'he's linkless bullshit' seems idiot trolls/orcs/bns drop link at cave all the time and then ppl yell "HE's LINKLESS"
granted, you didn't drop link on purpose...but when someone is in cave and wants to go get sdomething to eat, isn't that his fault?
its bullshit, its the Raichu syndrome...were they linkless b/c they had a shit link or b/c they are lamers...
notice how i walk S/N so the elf's spell is cancelled even vs 2.troll
snicker...i dunno, i think start killing everyone

Going afk/linkless in high traffic areas = Bad idea! I was killed linkless for doing it once. By a good friend of mine too... Yeah, he's still my friend, but it was my fault for dropping link in a high traffic area... *shrug* shit happens.

*nod* vorlin

Well Really AFK Fearsome.. ? Toe linkless ? Some1 AFK is not Linkless. Giving AFK ppl the same "help"
as those who suffer from a bad link/network. Is really not helping any1. If u need to go AFK and feel safe.
Go safe spot quit or rent. I would only spare afk ppl cause they appear linkless..........

I'm guessing that Fearsome didn't know Toe was afk and thought he may have lost link?

Yeah, its pretty damn obvious that Fearsome thought Toe had lost link since he wasn't helping. And Grunge, go ahead kill me fucking linkless, I couldn't give a shit less. You can even masturbate me linkless if it floats your boat. Its always fun to read MUME.NET and see how some people actual think its something serious and not fun.

I didnt know what was up, i was trying to buy time and get toe the benefit of the doubt. All i knew was that the boy wasnt responding.

Is it just me, or is Grunge always such an ass?

It's not just you, Donna.

Grunge is a sucker, everybody knows but he still did not discover it=)
He keeps whining about 1 time I dropped link cause i forgot time =P he cannot get over it, poor guy =(

Lochdale doesn't play from work because he cant, not because he choses not to!

I thought you were dead Slidar?