I was minding my own business in my room when suddenly..
* C Move:Tired>look
You are in a small dark room. Pron posters cover the walls,
a lot of stuff piled up on the floor and in cardboxes stuffed in
corners of the room.
A computer is here, playing MUME.
A bottle of coke is here; it's half-full.
* C Move:Tired>drink coke
You drink the coke.
* C Move:Tired>bur
You burp loudly.
* C Move:Tired>gig
You giggle.
* C Move:Tired>
The woodendoor is opened from other side.
* C Move:Tired>
*an Angry Father* arrives from the east.
* C Move:Tired>yell fuck!!
Ok.
* C Move:Tired>
*an Angry Father* smiles viciously.
* C Move:Tired>f
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape!
* C Move:Tired>
*an Angry Father* closes the woodendoor.
*an Angry Father* locks the woodendoor. # Actions! DEMOTE! Where the f$#% is management where you need it!
* C Move:Tired>
*an Angry Father* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
* C Move:Tired>!
Nah... you feel to relaxed to do that...
!
!
* C Move:Tired>
Nah... you feel to relaxed to do that...
*an Angry Father* stops using a sturdy leather belt.
* C Move:Tired>
Nah... you feel to relaxed to do that...
*an Angry Father* confidently draws a sturdy leather belt, looking evil-minded.
* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>
*an Angry Father* strongly whips your butt and shatters it.
That really HURT!
Your butt starts stinging.
* C HP:Wounded Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>y lame
Ok.
*an Angry Father* whips your butt extremely hard.
You wish that your butt would stop STINGING so much!
* C HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>fl
PANIC!
You can't quit the fight!
* C HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>!
*an Angry Father* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
*an Angry Father* whips your butt extremely hard and shatters it.
* C HP:Dying Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
You lost great renown in this battle!
Ouch!
You lose a level!
You are dead! Sorry...
Alas, once again you realise that you've been spanked like a child... Despair settles on you.
* C HP:Awful>sl
You go to sleep.