Spank story in LOG FORMAT
posted by Pugly
2001-03-05 23:48:44
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I was minding my own business in my room when suddenly..
* C Move:Tired>look

You are in a small dark room. Pron posters cover the walls,
a lot of stuff piled up on the floor and in cardboxes stuffed in
corners of the room.
A computer is here, playing MUME.
A bottle of coke is here; it's half-full.

* C Move:Tired>drink coke
You drink the coke.

* C Move:Tired>bur
You burp loudly.

* C Move:Tired>gig
You giggle.

* C Move:Tired>
The woodendoor is opened from other side.

* C Move:Tired>
*an Angry Father* arrives from the east.

* C Move:Tired>yell fuck!!
Ok.

* C Move:Tired>
*an Angry Father* smiles viciously.

* C Move:Tired>f
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C Move:Tired>
*an Angry Father* closes the woodendoor.
*an Angry Father* locks the woodendoor.    # Actions! DEMOTE! Where the f$#% is management where you need it!

* C Move:Tired>
*an Angry Father* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* C Move:Tired>!
Nah... you feel to relaxed to do that...
!
!

* C Move:Tired>
Nah... you feel to relaxed to do that...
*an Angry Father* stops using a sturdy leather belt.

* C Move:Tired>
Nah... you feel to relaxed to do that...
*an Angry Father* confidently draws a sturdy leather belt, looking evil-minded.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>
*an Angry Father* strongly whips your butt and shatters it.
That really HURT!
Your butt starts stinging.

* C HP:Wounded Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>y lame
Ok.
*an Angry Father* whips your butt extremely hard.
You wish that your butt would stop STINGING so much!

* C HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>fl
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* C HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>!
*an Angry Father* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
*an Angry Father* whips your butt extremely hard and shatters it.

* C HP:Dying Move:Tired *an Angry Father*:Healthy>
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
You lost great renown in this battle!
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...

Alas, once again you realise that you've been spanked like a child... Despair settles on you.

* C HP:Awful>sl
You go to sleep.
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LOL2001-03-05 23:50:46
Unbelievable, 2 so close logs by diff people! *LAUGH*
Vorlin2001-03-06 00:35:22
This is a classic. Probably should be in a Help text of every mud that exists. "Help Asswhooping" or something. :)
Viljar2001-03-06 00:44:43
Rofl
teron2001-03-06 01:39:19
lol *comfort* pugli
adroit2001-03-06 02:10:27
Thats not an action, he could have an alias in his client that he set before entering!:P
HYack2001-03-06 09:42:58
*laugh* also one of the funniest i'v seen...
Raichu2001-03-06 10:03:21
Lol
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