Why you really dont want to go into life
posted by BobHadABabyEets
2001-03-08 04:22:36
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I am a bores sick motha-fucka with no god damn mother fucking life and i wasnt a
Do not read this if u are 1: a major friend of norsu 2: a major friend
of NoOneImprotant 3: A weak stomached butt fuck

*>r
You sit down and rest your tired bones.

*>yawn
You yawn, feeling bored? #yep#

*>The light decreases. #DARKNESS!#

*>st
You stop resting, and stand up.
Saving Kenny.

*>w
w
A Large Road

Exits: east, west.

Old East Road Meets Greenway
*NoOneImportant the Black FuckMenorean* is standing here.
*Norsu the Fuck* is standing here.

Exits: north, south, east, west.

*>smirk
You smirk.

*>sa omigod! 
Your gonna kill kenny!
Ok.
*NoOneImportant the Black FuckMenorean* begins some strange incantations...

*>c 'li'
You instantly remember some crash typing figures...
*NoOneImportant the Black FuckMenorean* utters the words, "yufzburr".
#Super Spell Save, Wait till u see my eq!#

* *NoOneImportant the Black FuckMenorean*:Healthy> 
All of a sudden everyone loses their link!
*NoOneImportant the Black FuckMenorean* has lost his link.
*Norsu the Fuck* has lost his link.
What a mother fucker you are!

* Mana:Hot *NoOneImportant the Black FuckMenorean*:Healthy>c 'ki'
You get fucked up thoughts...

You utter the words, "Ikilled
YouLinklessLikeAFaggot" sending 
*NoOneImportant the Black FuckMenorean* and *Norsu the Fuck*
to the "Cheap you killed me linkless trash heap"!

You shiver as you hear *NoOneImportant the Black FuckMenorean*'s death cry.
Congragulations! 
You are a linkless killer! #Healthy to dead...#
You receive your share of experience.
*a grim Fucker* is dead! R.I.P.!

* Mana:Warm *Norsu the Fuck*:Bad>c 'sl'
You begin to slow everything up...

All of a sudden everything but you lags like hell!
What a mother fucker you are!
*Norsu the Fuck* has reconnected. #Yippie!#

* Mana:Cold *Norsu the Fuck*:Bad>
*Norsu the Fuck* pounds your arm extremely hard and shatters it.
OUCH! That really HURT!!

* Hurt Mana:Cold *Norsu the Fuck*:Bad>c 'demotefornore'
#grand finale#You feel godly power over flow you...

*Norsu the Fuck* strongly pounds your left hand extremely hard and
shatters it.
Alas! It cannot be interloped!

You stare down *Norsu the Fuck*, his levels drop faster than rain!
* Bad Mana:Frozen *THE Fuck*:About To Die>

You shiver as you hear *THE Fuck*'s death cry.
Congragulations! 
You could never do this bitch!
#Only a lucky fuckball will ever RIP Norsu...#
You receive your share of experience.
*THE Fucker* is dead! R.I.P.

* Bad Mana:Icy>eq

Dushebag(not kenny, which i was[GAY I KNOW]) is a young semen pocket.
Dushebag is in pretty bad shap, after being exerted and all.
Dushebag is using:
<Wielded>           an engraved lag stick; smeered with dushe
<Worn as shield>    an ancient Dwarven shield
<Worn as helmet>    a semen-encrusted helmet
<About the body>    a fine grey shit-cloak
<Worn on body>      a shining ass breast-likeplate
<Worn on hands>     a pair of heavy cocklets
<Worn on legs>      a pair of ass-tight leggings
<Worn on arms>      a pair of ass-tight sleeves
<Worn on feet>      a pair of pink slippers

Nice loot, u dont need to see it its mine mofo :P
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Wlanker2001-03-08 04:24:15
I spelt my name wrong, im a dushebag too! FIRST COMMENT!
Azg2001-03-08 04:51:23
.... Well, I shouldn't comment. If I were trying to be funny in Swedish or something I'm sure it'd come out this way too.
fed2001-03-08 04:54:27
did norsu actually die or is this bs?
Jaron2001-03-08 05:28:15
*glare fed* u think this is real. just some poor attempt to be funny
Fredde2001-03-08 09:29:40
you think fed was serious? BWAHAHAHAHAHa
Prist2001-03-08 11:01:15
GOOOOOTHMOOOOOGG!!! Where are the accounts??? :(((((((((
Elmir2001-03-08 11:02:15
Thanks for the shining.
Roman2001-03-08 11:49:05
usually such fake logs make the biggest suckers who can't kil a butterfly
Johannes2001-03-08 12:06:36
I don't get it
Zim2001-03-08 13:09:57
Then we are two Johannes, FOR THE SHIRE!
Basha/Brogan2001-03-08 13:31:34
S
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Weigraf2001-03-08 17:17:57
How'de he wear those ass-tight pants?! I can't wear things that are too small for ME!!!
Better not tell Norsu who you REALLY are (btw Norsu if you see this he is orc named Screyo *wink*) Oops, so much for being unknown!
Screyo2001-03-08 17:22:22
Yeah, whoever HE is, it could of even been YOU. But i doubt it
Edvard2001-03-08 17:26:20
bääääää
Weigraf2001-03-08 17:26:47
I was kidding, I just was messing around with Screyo, he rl friend :P
Screyo2001-03-08 17:27:18
Dont do that again you'll get people killed.
Weigraf2001-03-08 17:27:56
SHIT!!! that last comment that was made about me messin around, that wasn't ME!!! Dammit, people use your own names!!!
Screyo2001-03-08 17:29:41
Dude, i didnt write that log and if i ever find weigraf or any of his other characters like Grang around im gonna
personally kick the shit out of him myself, forgery isnt a good thing, he recently
asked an orc to kill me to see me rot, this is the only decent character i have since everyone knows
my others and doesnt like me, so if i get screwed over by this dick swanker im gonna get pissed off...
Weigraf2001-03-08 17:29:54
Screyo trying to cover tracks, you ass, i said what i said don't believe any other comments from weigraf beyond this point cause Screyo just usin my name!!!!
Screyo2001-03-08 17:30:02
The grang part isnt true, my friend typed that in dil.
?????2001-03-08 17:30:18
So what u gonna do about it?
Weigraf2001-03-08 17:30:38
Screyo trying to cover tracks, you ass, i said what i said don't believe any other comments from weigraf beyond this point cause Screyo just usin my name!!!!
Screyo2001-03-08 17:31:09
BTW 100 gold to anyone who kills weigraf, or and massacre...
Aeowyn2001-03-08 19:29:19
I don't get it either.
Reef2001-03-08 23:19:59
There is nothing to get...
cuego2001-03-09 02:38:09
wtf is this bullshit and screyo didn't write this weigraf/massacre did
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