All your rings are belong to us!!
posted by God
2001-03-09 17:52:44
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o HP:Hurt a young troll (ff):Wounded>
You crush a young troll (ff)'s right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

o HP:Hurt a young troll (ff):Awful>
Sauron sends the world:

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o HP:Hurt a young troll (ff):Awful>
A young troll (ff) strongly hits your right foot.
You feel a strong ache there!

Phier claims:

  Kilroy was here, damn sheep, it wasn't me you morons
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Edvard2001-03-09 17:57:35
haha
Gonfor2001-03-09 18:23:13
It must have been Phier. Evidence to support this theory lies heavily upon the poor usage of the English language in the statement "All your rings are belong to us." This statement sounds like something George W. Bush would say. Some examles of things he (Bush) has said: "I think we agree the past is over." and "Is our children learning?" Because Phier is a big Bush fan, I think this rings statement is clearly his tribute towards Bush's spectacular oratory prowess. *nod self*
Al2001-03-09 18:32:20
seeeee. Sauron is George Bush!
Lochdale2001-03-09 18:55:18
Er...get over the George W. thing Gonfor or at least try and be some what less overt in your jabs. Oh, I forgot, your "neutral" because you voted for Nader. I believe that as much as I believe Al Gore's statement whilst being questioning about illegal campaign contributions from China and certain missing emails "I don't understand email"....but didn't Al invent the internet but he can't understand email? LOL.
CATS2001-03-09 19:34:35
That's ALL YOUR RING not ALL YOUR RINGS. You not have know English tongue!
Gonfor2001-03-09 19:37:29
I didn't vote for Nader. I didn't vote for Gore. I didn't vote for Bush. I can, however, read. And what I've read has shown me Bush is an uneducated bafoon at best. More proof? "I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself but for predecessors as well." Or how about: "The legislature's job is to write laws. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." It's fine and dandy if you liked and voted for Bush; however, don't expect me to sit back and not say anything. For the last eight years I had to listen to a lot of shit I didn't want to hear (i.e. did we really need a detailed description of Clinton's penis?). But come on, Lochdale. Can't you at least defend your man by talking about his positive qualities? Do you always have to defend him by saying "At least he ain't Gore."
Slidar2001-03-09 20:12:11
24 Years Al Gore has worked inside the Washington Beltway
17 Years Al Gore spent growing up in suite 809 of the
Washington D.C. Ritz Carlton Hotel

2 Number of White House Coffees Al Gore said he attended
37 White House Coffees Gore actually attended

1999 Year Gore said he co-sponsored the McCain-Feingold
campaign finance bill
1993 Year Russell Feingold went to the US Senate
0 Years Gore and Feingold served together in the Senate

6 Months that Al Gore gave the entertainment industry to
clean up its act
10 Million dollars raised by Gore at fundraisers organized
& attended by entertainment and moguls a week later

1975 Year Strategic Petroleum Reserve was established
2 Years later Gore entered the United States Congress
1 Claim by Al Gore that he was there when the Strategic
Petroleum Reserve was established

20,000 Dollars Al Gore makes per year from the Zinc Mine on
his property in Tennessee
3 Times the Zinc Mine was cited for polluting the
nearby Caney Fork River

Enough said
adroit2001-03-09 20:17:31
ok, someone's got to ask, What the hell did this log have to do with bush/gore/nader/any other politition?
Gonfor2001-03-09 20:37:57
Adroit: I figured the log sucked so we mine as well talk about something good. Slidar: why do Bush supporters always tout him by comparing him to Gore? You tell us how shitty Al Gore is but that doesn't make Bush any brighter. All you can prove by belittling Gore is that there are at least two stupid people (Gore and Bush) who have lived in Washington. Wouldn't you be better off defending your man by showing how great he is? The only trouble with that is you can't do it. Why? Because the only evidence you have is that 1) Bush sounds retarded in public and 2) his economic, social, and educational plans are only slightly more impressive than that of Wily E. Coyote. Simply put, be happy he got elected. But don't try and tell the people who can read how great he is; it's takes one look at Bush's own words to realize this Texan isn't playing with a loaded six-shooter.
--GOD--2001-03-09 21:37:21
ok, i am pretty pissed, this was not posted by the real god (i.e. poster of are you hot or not)
please refrain from using my incog posting name or else i will give you testicular/ovarian cancer
GOD2001-03-09 22:18:21
BTW, I am gay.
Gau2001-03-10 00:15:32
LOL all you people are wrong and Phier or whoever posted it is right! He was quoting a really old video game Zero Wing ...it is a very poorly translated game and in the game one of the comments is "All your Base are belong to US!" some how this has made its way to the internet and now a day doesnt pass that I don't see this in the oddest places. I am getting scared! everyone RUN! TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!!!


oh btw..go check out the video..don't worry about searching for it..it will find you!
*a Cow*2001-03-10 00:50:21
Somebody set us up the bomb!
*meow*
Finwë to Slidar2001-03-10 00:50:30
If you used punctuation, Slidar, it might be possible to understand your comments. I gave up trying to make sense of them.
George W. Bush2001-03-10 03:43:25
Gonfor, how would you like it if me were to kick your ass?
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