the Dentist and my Wisdom teeth
posted by Jahara
2001-03-10 00:38:32
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I got my wisdom teeth removed. I hurt, and i'm sad, and my medication is making
a cute nurse leaves north.
Inside a Dentist's Office
A comfy looking chair is here.
A tray displaying strange tools is here.

* >
a cute nurse doesn't want you to follow her.
You stop following a cure nurse.

* >
a cute nurse says 'sit here'
a cute nurse points to a comfy looking chair.

* >sit chair
You sit down on a comfy looking chair.
Ok.

* >
a cute nurse says 'your dentist will come soon, please wait'

* >
a cute nurse leaves north.
A trapdoor is closed from the other side.
A trapdoor is locked from the other side.
*click*

* >twiddle
You twiddle your fingers.
Ok.

* >look ceiling
You see many brightly covered posters tacked to the ceiling, along with
some strange red liquid that has dried up.

* >l
Inside a Dentist's Office
A comfy looking chair is here.
A tray displaying strange tools is here.

* >
*click*
A trapdoor is opened from the other side.
*a grim Dentist* has arrived from the north.

* >
*a grim Dentist* throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
*a grim Dentist* closes a trapdoor.
*a grim Dentist* locks a trapdoor.
*click*

* >flee
You flee head over heels!
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* >
*a grim Dentist* puts a key into a sable pouch.

* >
*a grim Dentist* grabs a needle from a tray.

* >
*a grim Dentist* masterfully wields a needle, looking evil-minded.

* HP:Hurt *a grim Dentist*:Healthy>
*a grim Dentist* strongly pierces you gum and stings it extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
The anesthetic enters your body!

* HP:Hurt>
*a grim Dentist* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* HP:Hurt>
You hold your head as the anesthetic does it work.
You can't feel your mouth anymore!

* HP:Hurt>
*a grim Dentist* ackwardly draws a pair of pliers, looking evil-minded.

* HP:Hurt *a grim Dentist*:Healthy>sa NOOOO!!!!!
Ok.
*a grim Dentist* whips your top-left wisdom tooth extremely hard and shatters it!

* HP:Wounded *a grim Dentist*:Healthy>cry
You burst into tears.
*a grim Dentist* whips your top-right wisdom tooth and shatters it!

* HP:Bad *a grim Dentist*:Healthy>
*a grim Dentist* whips your bottom-right wisdom tooth extremely hard!

* C HP:Dying *a grim Dentist*:Healthy>
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...

* HP:Awful>sniff
You sniff sadly.

* HP:Awful>stat
OB: 10%, DB: -4%, PB: -5%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 221. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 178,934 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
affected by:
- critical wound on your mouth
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Mumma2001-03-10 00:45:22
ouch, that hurts. Been there done that :/
Mumma2001-03-10 00:45:34
alltho it wasn't wisdom tooth
Elmir2001-03-10 00:54:47
Thanks for the shining...
Wimpy numenoreans to the rescue!
Râze2001-03-10 01:12:16
i pulled a tooth without any medications and OUCH! That REALY HURT!
Rippin2001-03-10 01:13:52
4 local anesthetics on 4 molars... ouchie... my brother had same, but they drew wrong 4 (babyteeth, he had to come again hwen true teeth came thru :))
Mute the Silent2001-03-10 02:11:29
......... ........ ........? (Want me to post my log on my broken collarbone?)
Rza2001-03-10 03:37:55
get back in your fucking cell jahara the men in white coats are coming
Alweon2001-03-10 05:02:44
In Canada we use anesthetic you inhale, but first they give you a shot of anti-inflamitory in the arm. You may wake up halfway through like I did, but while i was unconcious they froze my mouth, so all I could feel was a slight tug and release on my 3rd wisdom tooth. 2 seconds later, I passed out cold again =) No swelling, minor bleeding, but painful eating when the self dissolving stitches were coming loose two weeks later. (Oh and bad breath).
Basha/Brogan2001-03-10 05:50:43
Elmir geez.. every log I read has you thanking liart for shining.. well,
I know its the first time you've had shining and your really happy about it.. so shut the fuck up its stupid and a game..
taroth2001-03-10 09:54:00
btw why have those wis teeth removed? they make it hard to brush?
Jahara2001-03-10 11:38:26
wisdom teeth are removed so that they can't scew your normal teeth. Wisdom teeth are unecessary and are just remainders of ou ape heritage. Apes have larger jaws and our jaws have evolved to be smaller but we (some of us at least, i had only 3 wisdom teeth) still have that extra 2 pairs of teeth.
Vorlin2001-03-10 16:24:16
To amplify on what Jahara said, since there isn't room for the wisdom teeth in your jaw they make room by pushing your other teeth together (sort of a weird braces effect). This results in both pain and snaggle teeth (where the teeth turn sideways to slip by each other). Not good. Wisdom teeth also tend to have cavities, as they are buried too deep to brush. I had 5 taken out, and they about had to pry my head off to get to them: contrary to what some people here might believe, I have a very small mouth. *laugh*
Grimble2001-03-10 16:53:35
When I got mine taken out, they gave me an injection of sodium pentathol (i think). I was out cold in approx 10 seconds after they shot me up. When I finally came out of it, I was already sitting there talking to the dentist and his hygenists - it was very strange. I was acting like an idiot like I was shit drunk or something (begging for nitrous oxide), but the buzz was kickass hehe.
Nerf2001-03-10 17:58:28
My dentist said that I don't even have any, so that means I'm more evolved than all you apes
Iluvator2001-03-10 20:14:23
Btw, the *a grim Dentist* was really Phier:)
Hyack2001-03-10 20:31:24
every Wisdom tooth pulled out makes your Wis -1 .

so watch out;)
Francis2001-03-10 22:26:39
Have to go there soon )-:
I'm even more scared now.
Vorlin2001-03-10 23:20:26
Be even more scared when you wake up from the anesthesia feeling a bit...strange. Then later, when cruising the internet for porn you see a mpeg download "Fun At The Dentist" and say to yourself "That guy in the chair looks awfully familiar...OH NOOOOOOOOoooo!!! Don't put that -THERE-..."
Finwë2001-03-11 05:20:04
*nod Iluvator* I thought of Phier too when I saw *a grim Dentist*! :)
Reef2001-03-11 07:40:01
MmmmMMmmMMmm nitrous....yummy.
adroit2001-03-11 09:23:40
you guys are all a bunch of pansies man! i got my wisdom teeth out, played sax that night and got in a fist fight....they put in 14 stitches and removed 1(non-dissolving stitches)
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