Bash and NSL, Bash and NSL - does that r
posted by Mammoth
2001-03-12 19:08:02
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WARNING A WHINE!
This poem is about a sad dinosaur missing good old MUME
No.. not the game you are playing - the game we used to play YEARS
ago.

Mammoth's misery

I miss old times
I guess this poem rhymes

Bash and NSL, Bash and NSL
Does that ring a bell?

Fighting NSL, being brave
Now that's just digging your own grave

NSL could suck my cock,
I still wouldn't give a fuck

What ever does the NSL say
they will forever be _just gay_  

PS - this is my first attempt.. so keep your critics to yourself.


Entered snowdrift to rest a tad.. NSL pussy never dares to enter anything
yet they claim they always do.

By the Trail
Exits: *Down*.

* R W C HP:Fine>d
Trail
A ferocious warg is here, snarling angrily.
Exits: *East* *West*.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the west riding a trained horse.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Fine>w
Trail
Exits: *East* *South* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>w
Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.
You suddenly notice a goblin scout.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
A mountain goat is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
west
Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.

* R W C HP:Fine>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R W C HP:Fine>south
Bend in the Trail
Exits: *North* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
Exits: *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>
*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
* R W C HP:Fine>east

*Zaber the Half-Elf* ---WEST--- riding a warhorse.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* ---WEST--- riding a warhorse.
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* ---WEST--- riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
Trail
Exits: *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>
Draught claims:

  anyone who was experiencing a mudlle error when trying to buy from shops
  should hopefully find this fixed if they would like to rent and then
  reconnect. (thanks to Dain)


Bend in the Trail
Exits: *North* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>north
Trail
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* is resting here.
A sturdy trained horse is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* picks up a trained horse's reins, and starts riding
him.
Trail
A mountain goat is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
A mountain goat ---NORTH---.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
Trail
A barefoot goblin pads silently over the stone.
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

## Was thinking of running away at first.. but thought i'd have some fun with 2 leaders ##

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>south
* R W C HP:Fine>south
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>south

*Erowyn the Rohir Man* has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Fine>A Dangerous Climb
Exits: *North* *Up*.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R W C HP:Fine>north
Trail
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* is here, riding a warhorse.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* ---SOUTH--- riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
Trail
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* has arrived from the south riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Fine>hit *man*
* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine>
You smite *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left arm extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine>flee

*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the west.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine>
*Zaber the Half-Elf* ---SOUTH--- riding a warhorse.
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* ---SOUTH--- riding a warhorse.
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left foot and tickles
it.
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left leg and tickles it.
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right foot and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
A Narrow Pass
A mountain goat is here, jumping from cliff to cliff.
Exits: *North* *South*.

* R W C HP:Fine>
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* has arrived from the south riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Fine>south
Trail
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R W C HP:Fine>
An orkish patrol-leader ---EAST---.
An orc-soldier ---EAST---.
An orc-soldier ---EAST---.
An orc-soldier ---EAST---.
An orc-soldier ---EAST---.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the east.

* R W C HP:Fine>south
Bend in the Trail
Exits: *North* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>north
Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
Trail
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting an orc-soldier.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
An orc-soldier fails to slash *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orkish patrol-leader says 'YOU! Erowyn! 
You will die before your time.'
An orkish patrol-leader slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s body and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine>
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* ---WEST--- riding a warhorse.
An orkish patrol-leader says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Erowyn!'
An orkish patrol-leader ---EAST---.
An orc-soldier ---EAST---.
An orc-soldier ---EAST---.
An orc-soldier ---EAST---.
An orc-soldier ---EAST---.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the east.

* R W C HP:Fine>hit *man*
west

*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the east riding a trained horse.
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Fine>They aren't here.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds your left leg extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Fine *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You smite *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s right hand extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R W C HP:Fine *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Fine>
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
An orkish patrol-leader barely slashes *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s body and tickles
it.
An orc-soldier says 'YOU! Síroth! 
You will die before your time.'

* R W C HP:Fine *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Fine>
An orkish patrol-leader says 'I will hunt you until you're dead, Zaber!'
You hear some apparently close noise coming from the east.
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* pierces an orc-soldier's left hand.

* R W C HP:Fine *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Fine>flee

*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Fine *Zaber the Half-Elf*:Fine>east
You flee head over heels.
A Dangerous Climb
Exits: *North* *Up*.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R W C HP:Fine>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R W C HP:Fine>north

*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the north riding a trained horse.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the north riding a warhorse.
Trail
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>north
South Side of a Mountain
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *East* *South*.

* R W C HP:Fine>
An orkish patrol-leader ---SOUTH---.
An orc-soldier ---SOUTH---.
An orc-soldier ---SOUTH---.
An orc-soldier ---SOUTH---.
An orc-soldier ---SOUTH---.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the south.

* R W C HP:Fine>wher
Players in your zone
--------------------
Mammoth              - South Side of a Mountain

* R W C HP:Fine>med
cha wimp 190
Wimpy set to: 190

* R W C HP:Fine>a
cha mood agg
Ok.

* R W C HP:Fine>l
South Side of a Mountain

* R W C HP:Fine>s

You hear some apparently close noise coming from the south.

* R W C HP:Fine>Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
An orkish patrol-leader is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting an orkish
patrol-leader.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>hit *man*
* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine an orkish patrol-leader:Fine>
You smite *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s head extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine an orkish patrol-leader:Fine>
*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from the south riding a warhorse.
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the south riding a trained horse.
An orc-soldier fails to slash *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine an orkish patrol-leader:Fine>
An orc-soldier says 'YOU! Erowyn! 
You will die before your time.'
An orc-soldier fails to slash *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine an orkish patrol-leader:Fine>east

An orkish patrol-leader lightly slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s body and
tickles it.

*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
An orc-soldier joins an orc-soldier's fight.
You hear some apparently close noise coming from the west.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine an orkish patrol-leader:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting
 for your life!

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Fine an orkish patrol-leader:Fine>flee
You flee head over heels.
A Narrow Pass
Exits: *North* *South*.

* R W C HP:Fine>south
Trail
An orkish patrol-leader is sitting here.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting an orkish
patrol-leader.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* is here, riding a warhorse.
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a trained horse.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* ---NORTH--- riding a warhorse.
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* ---NORTH--- riding a trained horse.

* R W C HP:Fine>east
Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>north
South Side of a Mountain
Exits: *East* *South*.

* R W C HP:Fine>sc
391/447 hit, 60/60 mana, and 116/154 moves.

* R W C HP:Fine>yell slow <- just as if my link had heard it
Ok.

* R W C HP:Fine>south

You hear some apparently close noise coming from the south.

* R W C HP:Fine>Trail
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>west
Trail
An orkish patrol-leader is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting an orkish
patrol-leader.
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.

* R W C HP:Fine>
An orkish patrol-leader strongly slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s body and
tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine>hit *man*

An orc-soldier says 'YOU! Erowyn! 
You will die before your time.'
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s body and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine>Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right hand and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine>hit *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!
An orc-soldier says 'YOU! Erowyn! 
You will die before your time.'

* R W C HP:Fine>hit *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* R W C HP:Fine>hit *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* pounds an orkish patrol-leader's body extremely hard.
An orkish patrol-leader slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s head hard and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine>
An orkish patrol-leader says 'YOU! Erowyn! 
You will die before your time.'

* R W C HP:Fine>bu
bash *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* R W C HP:Fine>
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right arm and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine>bu
bash *man*
Alas! There is no fighting space left to reach him!

* R W C HP:Fine>l
Trail
An orkish patrol-leader is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting an orkish
patrol-leader.
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orkish patrol-leader slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right foot hard.

* R W C HP:Fine>
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* pounds an orkish patrol-leader's head extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Fine>
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right leg and tickles
it.
An orkish patrol-leader barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right arm and
tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine>
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left foot and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine>resc leader

An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left leg and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine>resc leader
Heroically you come to an orkish patrol-leader's rescue!

You smite *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right leg extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left foot and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Hurt>But nobody is fighting him?

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Hurt>4
bash
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right foot and tickles
it.

*Erowyn the Rohir Man* pounds your left foot extremely hard.

An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left foot and tickles
it.

An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right foot and tickles
it.

An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s body and tickles it.

Your bash at *Erowyn the Rohir Man* sends him sprawling.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
An orkish patrol-leader says 'YOU! Erowyn! 
You will die before your time.'

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Hurt>l
Trail
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting YOU.
A very strong orkish leader is here on patrol.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc soldier is standing here.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right foot and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Hurt>tickle erowyn
You tickle *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Hurt>
You smite *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s body extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right foot and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>exa erowyn
You see nothing special about him.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* has some big nasty scratches.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* seems to have:
       A deep wound at the right leg,
       A light wound at the right foot,
       A deep wound at the right hand,
       A light wound at the left hand,
       A light wound at the head,
       A light wound at the left foot.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* is using: 
<wielded>            an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer
<worn as shield>     a bejewelled shield (brand new)
<worn on head>       a great helm (brand new)
<worn on body>       a thick metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body>    a forest green cloak (brand new)
<worn on arms>       a heavy pair of vambraces (brand new)
<worn on hands>      a thick pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
<worn on legs>       a heavy pair of greaves (brand new)
<worn on feet>       a thick pair of metal boots (brand new)
<worn around neck>   a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn around neck>   a necklace
<worn on wrist>      a keyring with a key and a set of lock picks
<worn on wrist>      a silver bracer
<worn on finger>     a ruby ring
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn on back>       a leather backpack
<worn as belt>       a gleaming belt
<worn on belt>       a gem-inlaid knife (brand new)
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a sable pouch
<worn on belt>       a water skin
<worn on belt>       a stone

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You don't see anything.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s body and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s body and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
An orc-soldier says 'YOU! Erowyn! 
You will die before your time.'
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left arm and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>#   $target is now set to {erowyn} [local]

An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left leg and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s r
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right foot and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* seems to have recovered his senses.
An orc-soldier says 'YOU! Erowyn! 
You will die before your time.'
You smite *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right leg extremely hard.
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left leg and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>west
hit erowyn
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>west
You're already fighting!

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>hit erowyn
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!


## How awfully stupid, figured he'd flee... and didn't know he was NSL ##

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
You're already fighting!
An orkish patrol-leader says 'YOU! Erowyn! 
You will die before your time.'
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left leg and tickles it.
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left hand and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>west
hit erowyn
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
You're already fighting!

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>flee

*Zaber the Half-Elf* has arrived from the south riding a warhorse.
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the south riding a trained horse.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the east riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Fine *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured
light.
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right arm and tickles
it.
* R W C HP:Hurt *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds an orkish patrol-leader's right leg extremely hard.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* pounds your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!

* R W C HP:Hurt *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* ---WEST--- riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
An orc-soldier joins an orkish patrol-leader's fight.
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left leg and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Hurt *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured
light.

* R W C HP:Wounded *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the west riding a warhorse.

* R W C HP:Wounded *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
An orkish patrol-leader barely slashes *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s left foot and
tickles it.
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right foot and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Wounded *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger
from the impact.
An orc-soldier joins an orkish patrol-leader's fight.

* R W C HP:Wounded *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s left leg and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Wounded *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger
from the impact.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R W C HP:Bad *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'qahijf gsfal'
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* sprays you with piercing rays of many-coloured
light.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* R W C HP:Awful *Erowyn the Rohir Man*:Wounded>
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

Your head stops stinging.
You flee head over heels.
A Dangerous Climb
Exits: *North* *Up*.

* R W C HP:Awful>
You flee head over heels.
Oops! 
You cannot go there riding!
Trail
An orkish patrol-leader is here, fighting *Zaber the Half-Elf*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting an orc-soldier.
An orkish patrol-leader is here, fighting *Zaber the Half-Elf*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Zaber the Half-Elf*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Erowyn the Rohir Man*.
An orc-soldier is here, fighting *Zaber the Half-Elf*.
*Zaber the Half-Elf* is here, riding a warhorse, fighting an orkish
patrol-leader.
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a trained horse.
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a warhorse.
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a warhorse.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
*Síroth the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Awful>east <- MOVE!
*Zaber the Half-Elf* pounds an orkish patrol-leader's right hand extremely
hard.
An orc-soldier barely slashes *Erowyn the Rohir Man*'s right hand and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Awful>
An orkish patrol-leader barely slashes *Zaber the Half-Elf*'s body and tickles
it.

* R W C HP:Awful>east <- GO GO GO!

*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* utters the words 'diesilla barh'
*Galádon the Sindarin Elf* sends a powerful lightning bolt at you, you stagger
from the impact.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

You are dead! Sorry...


o W C HP:Awful>east

Hero of th event - Kovie for saving my eq.

And i even treid to argue ppl on mume.net about nsl not being The greatest lamers on arda
I certainly wont do that mistake again 8P
I try to fight 5 with help of some crap mobs and this is what i get
That's a promise - I'll never fight with NSL unless we're 2 vs 1.
And you guys should follow my lead.
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Cagim2001-03-12 19:14:12
Not all nsl fights like this
Udo Spears2001-03-12 19:15:36
Kovie sucks! i will kill Kovie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mumma2001-03-12 19:18:46
why fight them at all
Grimble2001-03-12 19:26:52
I thought u usually fought 2 vs 1 anyhow.
Bubby2001-03-12 19:34:25
I'll agree, they are lame.
Siroth2001-03-12 19:39:46
I did enter snowdrift but you werent there :P
Galadon2001-03-12 19:40:15
I tried to reveal your fucking weapon everywhere and I sincerely hope you got it
back after hiding it so we can demote you to level 1. Have a nice day :)
Cagim2001-03-12 19:42:32
Still If you know that they allways do these kind of things dont stay and eat bash
Arkine2001-03-12 19:44:33
They are not on at night us time..its a much better game when u fight ppls of the same link speed and not in a lab! NSL v. other labs would be a fun fight but nsl v. American link is downright silly.
Hoeth2001-03-12 19:56:13
Was nice playing from Mammoth really. I would've never come up with the idea to reacue leader to get hits in on Erowyn. What I didn't understand was why you didn't bash him, but let him bash you. Stop examine your enemy, and do some damage. Nice playing otherwise.
Mammoth2001-03-12 20:09:35
Grimble, in this specific log vs how many did i try to fight?
I fight 4 vs 1, 1 vs 4... 3 vs 2, 2 vs 3 - you name it. I sure as hell
ain't gonna spare your newbie ass if you stumble in our Tanks(LSD) way.

Heoth - i examined him while he was bashed, had i known he was NSL i would've surely
fled and comen back but since i didn't i figured he some random legend
that'l flee on wounded as they all do.
Mammoth2001-03-12 20:11:19
*rofl* galadon you're bigger newbie than i thought you are
Snowmen2001-03-12 20:30:29
LSD hurts!!!!! Havent seen S and D lately :(
Rogon2001-03-12 21:27:44
Only thing they need to do is fix wimpy so it works. As it is now it encourages wizkill with spell by not working. I suggest you all write bug reports about it, cause i cant imagine its not supposed to be possible to flee out of spells... damage is damage. as you can see there's not even a flee attempt, and i'm sure mammoth didnt have 0 wimpy. it just didnt trigger. bug report! now!
grunge2001-03-12 21:59:24
I'm glad kovie saved your eq so i could loot it from your warm, cummed-on corpse...btw, i enjoyed letting those 5 level 13 newbies enter my portal to get you on trophy...afterall...newbies should kill newbies....
Evil Dwarf Pack2001-03-12 22:13:49
We may be loobies, but we ain't noobies!!
Dwarf2001-03-12 22:14:04
RUNK!
Jessie2001-03-12 22:27:44
Did you ever think 'Where ever did the others go'? They just waited for you to be bashed then came right in. :(
Nacs2001-03-12 23:07:35
Nice poem ;) Thats a booring way to die ;(
Vorlin2001-03-12 23:19:05
The worst part about bash trapping is that once you fall for it a couple of times you start getting real leery of any 'one on one' fight you happen to find when the other person is a warrior. Every time I find a solo warrior now the first question that comes to mind is "Is this a real fight, or a bashtrap waiting to happen?".
Mammtoh2001-03-12 23:24:31
Pukeplayers talking about newbies. *rofl*
Grunge still mad that you suicided in the river after fleeing from us?
*tickle* torment me with "When was the last time you got good pussy?" questions rather,
tad more amusing than this mume.net flaming.
liart2001-03-12 23:56:51
We did bugreport it, personally i have done it at least 5 times. But I guess Zaber sends Magica to the imms for some "carwashing" as Shadrach called it.
Basha/Brogan2001-03-13 00:57:00
*Erowyn the Rohir Man* sends you sprawling with a powerful bash.
*a pale man* yells to the rest of the lab 'COME'
Magíca2001-03-13 01:13:29
I wasn't in this log, I think it's funny that Liart is flaming NSL left and right about being children and so on when he's the childish one. I have never, and you will never hear me say anything about others private lives, and definately not sexual shit like that.
Alweon/Malak2001-03-13 04:12:29
Magica rules, lay off her =)
Limey2001-03-13 07:41:30
Hmm Magica and Lay sound pretty good in the same sentence
Smrtak2001-03-13 08:26:53
seems i have to add Zaber and Ramtir to my (kill all their chars on sight) list
lets do it that way all, if u see any of their chars on just attack! *lick*
Shala2001-03-13 09:13:44
Well seeing this happen again and again it kinda makes me wonder how these guys don't get demoted. Yelling info across the lab is cheating imo. They should use normal comm channels for this at least, so in groupfights there would be no way for them to type the narrate on who is bashed in time for others to set target, come there and start nuking. Of course making spells trigger wimpy would be a much better solution to this then starting to figure out who's using rl-channels to send info to others and who's not.
Shadrach2001-03-13 09:17:01
As the Ayatollah of mume I have issued a fattwa on NSL. A fattwa is an islam damnation and anyone fighting NSL will be participating in a holy war against the devil. I have not long ago received valuable equipment from NSL, iron ring from Elmir, but that does not in any way prohibit me from issuing this holy fattwa. Furthermore I will in the future also accept donations from NSL since that will, if the value of the gifts is high enuff, buy them back their souls.

Go out and the the devil in the shape of NSL in Jihad, dear muslim brothers.
Alcion/Ramtir2001-03-13 09:43:26
Luke adding me beacuse I wasn't in the log...? Because I can't see my name in it.
Elmir2001-03-13 11:17:12
I wasnt there either, I was home studying, but cool. Does Erowyn play from our lab? I didnt know :)
Majere2001-03-13 12:24:39
I certanily wasnt there you dickless mofo.. Shut the fuck up mammoth and take your deaths as a man. I get overkilled by liart.. do i whine? Nope.. You cant handle that we rock your ass from here to Haninge. Go to the kitchen woman and make me some potpie! And then come back and run marathon between the kitchen and the bed. Pathetic little fuck. OWNED!
Shadrach to Maj2001-03-13 12:56:26
I would appreciate it if u ask for permisssion before u copy me the next time. Any orc has the right to whine about overkills and complain when pukes post overkill-whine logs
Smrtak2001-03-13 13:04:04
ok Ramtir removed from list again ! :)
Zaber2001-03-13 14:33:06
Yawn, I'm on another list? Please spare me, all these lists are boring.
Smrtak2001-03-13 15:09:09
but this one will hurt :)
Mammoth2001-03-13 16:09:01
Majere if you can't tell the difference between dying to a bashtrap and group of 4.
Well... then you're just too dumb to take part in this argumentation.
Majere2001-03-13 16:20:32
Doesnt matter Mammoth.. If it isnt a bashtrap we where to many.. if we arent to many we're sanced.. if we arent sanced we got to good eq and your naked.. if we are naked you had a bad link.. if you have a good link you where linkless or afk.. if not that its poison, lab, we're to high lvl and so on and so forth. So please shut the fuck ip and dont participate in any discussion. Fucking whining bitch.
Belemoth2001-03-13 16:42:19
I wish Mammoth had bashed and killed Erowyn
Belemoth2001-03-13 16:43:10
Shut up Majere too!
Rogon2001-03-13 19:07:37
Why dont you share this whole stunning list with us smrtak! all your chars are gonna kill all someones chars on sight... sounds interesting. not like character separation ever ment much to you czechs, but it'll be interesting to hear your reasoning nevertheless when/IF you ever do more than talk. So, show us the whole list!!!
Erowyn2001-03-13 22:43:51
Sorry Mammoth.
Mammoth2001-03-14 13:43:11
*rofl*
Raichu2001-03-14 18:59:52
Rogon and Galadon, go fuck yourself. Galadon: NSL should already have all chars demoted for the huge cheats you do. Bashtrap is bugabuse. Using lab in advantage for yourself is abuse but noone can do shit about it. Fuck off.
Mammoth to Maje2001-03-15 18:44:37
Majere Retarded 4ever. is a Half-Elf [Retired].
Last login 1 day and 17 hours ago from *.se.
Gone forever.. pray i never get back to playing.

Molak2001-03-19 02:01:13
Majere, its all fun untill it happens to you. Dieing like that gets old fast. Some of us choose to not perma powergroup, but people like you make it very difficult. I now patiently wait for you to retort with some cliche about how everyone else is a whiner.
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