### Getting inspired from Dasboot, Pinkie and the Brain, i decide to raid
### Breeland as well.
### See how i do.
-------1st try-------
o Move:Slow>s
Mixed Spruce and Pine Forest
A disgusting forest troll is searching for fresh meat here.
Exits: North East South West.
o Move:Slow>res
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
o Move:Slow>whe
sc
Players in your zone
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Elfyfan - Mixed Spruce and Pine Forest
o Move:Slow>o Move:Slow>136/136 hit, and 23/111 moves.
o Move:Slow>m
Map of Nearby Zones
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| F |
| * |
| : ^ ^^^O |
| : W ~*~^^^^^:|
| :*%%: ****:*~ :|
|**B:::~:::::=:X***~R:* |
|*~: ?^ |
| : ?: |
| :: ~^ |
| * * |
| * ~ |
| : ^ |
| :: ~^^^ ? |
| *~: *^MM^? ???* |
| ::%:: ~~~ ^:*:::* |
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o Move:Slow>o Move:Slow>
An ugly forest troll leaves south.
o Move:Slow>o Move:Slow>
An ugly forest troll has arrived from the south.
* Move:Tired>* Move:Tired>
You suddenly notice *a powerful Man*.
Suddenly *a powerful Man* stabs you in the back, you die.
You are dead! Sorry...
-----2nd try-----
o HP:Bad>A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A metal breastplate is on the ground.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A very large tree branch has been ripped from a tree.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Stoned the Cave Troll is standing here.
Ulfhild the Hill Troll is sleeping here.
Exits: West.
o HP:Bad>laugh
You fall down laughing.
o HP:Bad>'cant shake that relim-bastard!
em loves 'cant shake that relim-bastard!'
Ok.
o HP:Bad>stat
OB: 8%, DB: 22%, PB: 16%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 60. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 1,617 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
o HP:Bad>l
A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A metal breastplate is on the ground.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A very large tree branch has been ripped from a tree.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Stoned the Cave Troll is standing here.
Ulfhild the Hill Troll is sleeping here.
o HP:Bad>inf
You are a female Mountain Troll.
You are 42 years, 1 month, and 16 days old.
You have played 1 hour (real time).
This ranks you as Elfyfan the Troll Softskin (level 2).
You are six feet nine and weigh thirty-two stone and four pounds.
Perception: vision 20, hearing -15, smell -15. Alertness: normal.
You are totally corrupted by the Evilness of Morgoth!
You are carrying 0 pounds of equipment. Peanuts.
Your base abilities are: Str:15 Int:6 Wis:5 Dex:16 Con:22 Wil:14 Per:15.
Offensive Bonus: 8%, Dodging Bonus: 22%, Parrying Bonus: 16%.
You are not wearing any armour.
You have 25/136 hit, and 71/111 movement points.
Your mood is wimpy.
You will flee if your hit points go below 60.
You have scored 1,383 experience points and you have 630 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 1,617 exp. points and 0 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 0 copper.
You are speaking Morbeth.
### Some spam around warrens...
o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>
The hatch is opened from the other side.
o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>
Cele has arrived from above.
o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>
Cele leaves east.
o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>
Nola narrates 'fucking bastards :P~'
* HP:Hurt>* HP:Hurt>
You suddenly notice *a powerful Man*.
*a powerful Man* pierces your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
You flee head over heels.
Rough Passageway
A metal breastplate is on the ground.
Exits: North South West.
o HP:Wounded>st
You are already standing.
* HP:Wounded>* HP:Wounded>
You suddenly notice *a powerful Man*.
*a powerful Man* pierces your body very hard and shatters it.
* HP:Wounded *a powerful Man*:Healthy>n
Traverza narrates 'bns block all'
* HP:Wounded *a powerful Man*:Healthy>* HP:Wounded *a powerful Man*:Healthy>No way!
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
A Steep Tunnel
Exits: South Down.
o HP:Wounded>f
You flee head over heels.
Rough Passageway
A metal breastplate is on the ground.
*a powerful Man* is standing here.
Exits: North South West.
* HP:Wounded>d
*a powerful Man* leaves north.
o HP:Wounded>o HP:Wounded>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
o HP:Wounded>n
You suddenly notice *a powerful Man*.
*a powerful Man* pierces your left arm hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
* HP:Bad *a powerful Man*:Healthy>e
No way!
You are fighting for your life!
* HP:Bad *a powerful Man*:Healthy>* HP:Bad *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Rough Passageway
Exits: North South.
o HP:Bad>o HP:Bad>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
o HP:Bad>n
Someone quickly approaches, trying to pierce you.
You suddenly notice *a powerful Man*.
You flee head over heels.
Rough Passageway
A metal breastplate is on the ground.
Exits: North South West.
### Home to momma.
o HP:Bad>e
A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A metal breastplate is on the ground.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A very large tree branch has been ripped from a tree.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Exits: West.
o HP:Bad>na damn relim at hatch again!
Ok.
### Resting...
o HP:Hurt>get branch
You get a very large knotted tree-branch.
o HP:Hurt>wie branch
You awkwardly wield a very large knotted tree-branch, ready to kill.
You are too weak to use this branch effectively.
o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>
Ulfhild narrates 'its sun dont hgo out :P'
o HP:Hurt>stat
sc
OB: -8%, DB: -28%, PB: -10%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 60. Mood: wimpy. <--Look at those!
Needed: 1,617 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the body.
- novoid
o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>72/136 hit, and 111/111 moves.
o HP:Hurt>rem branch
You stop using a very large knotted tree-branch. <--naah, lets get some better eq
o HP:Hurt>drop branch
l
You drop the branch.
### Some quick eq around warrens...
* HP:Hurt>s
Rough Passageway
A metal breastplate is on the ground.
Exits: North South.
You suddenly notice *a powerful Man*. <--aah, again?
* HP:Hurt>* HP:Hurt>
*a powerful Man* leaves north.
### Some more spam.
o HP:Fine>n
A Smelly Tunnel
Exits: North East South.
o HP:Fine>n
A Smelly Tunnel
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
Exits: South Up.
o HP:Fine>u
Dark Dreary Forest <--And here i go!
Exits: East South Down.
o Move:Weak>o Move:Weak>
You are using: <--A quick peek at my mighty eq
<wielded> a spiked war club
<worn as shield> a metal shield (used)
### Some spamming around.
o HP:Fine Move:Fainting>m
Map of Nearby Zones
-----------------------------
| F |
| * |
| : ^ |
| : W ~*~^|
| ~~ :*%%: ****:*~ |
| :::=**B:::~::X::=:~***~R:* | <--And here i am
|:*:::*~: ?^ |
| : ?: |
| :: ~^ |
| * * |
| * ~ |
| : ^ |
| :: ~^^^ |
| *~: *^MM^? ??|
| ::%:: ~~~ ^:*::|
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o HP:Fine Move:Weak>l
A Circle of Trees
A clear spring babbles as cool water trickles out of the ground.
### Trying to find a dark spot now...
o Move:Fainting>e
Rolling Plains
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
o Move:Exhausted>n
You are too exhausted. <--NOT good!
o Move:Fainting>o Move:Fainting>
The sun brings its fiery glow to the Lone-Lands. <--UH-OH!
You feel bolder.
* Move:Fainting>sc
156/156 hit, and 4/112 moves.
* Move:Fainting>stat
OB: 32%, DB: -28%, PB: 17%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 60. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 3,535 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- novoid
* Move:Weak>time
According to the Dunadan calendar, it is:
7am on Sunday, the 9th of Astron, Year 2873 of the Third Age.
You don't feel well outside.
According to the sun, it is early in the morning.
Real time is Tue Mar 20 15:54:24 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to manual reboot at Mon Mar 19 16:48:18 2001 GMT
* Move:Weak>st
n
You stop resting, and stand up.
* Move:Weak>* Move:Weak>Rolling Plains
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
* Move:Fainting>e
Endless Plains
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
* Move:Fainting>n
Endless Plains
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
* Move:Fainting>* Move:Fainting>
A brown fox leaves north.
A brown fox has suddenly arrived.
* Move:Fainting>n
Endless Plains
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
* Move:Fainting>e
You are too exhausted.
* Move:Fainting>e
Endless Plains
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.
* Move:Exhausted>res
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
* Move:Exhausted>sc
156/156 hit, and 1/112 moves.
* Move:Fainting>st
You stop resting, and stand up.
### I am an exhausted troll, in the middle of nowhere and sun coming up, what do i do?
### Yep, you got it!
* Move:Fainting>quit now
You cannot quit for the moment. <--dammit!
### Some quit spam...
* Move:Weak>[quit now]
You cannot quit for the moment.
* Move:Weak>!
!
[quit now]
You cannot quit for the moment.
The day has begun.
The sun burns you!
You slowly turn into stone. <--What? NOO!!
* HP:Bad Move:Slow>* HP:Bad Move:Slow>[quit now]
You drop everything you own on the ground.
Goodbye, friend.. Come back soon! <--*cackle*
%%% Disconnected from server.
### Reconnecting..
Account> time
It is 7pm on Sunday, the 9th of Astron, year 2873 of the Third Age.
Dawn is at 7am; sunset is at 7pm.
Account> play elfyfan
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Welcome to the land of Middle Earth. May your visit here be... interesting.
Never forget! Try to role-play...
Last login less than one hour ago from *******.*****.ee.
Endless Plains
A metal shield is on the ground.
A spiked war club lies on the ground here.
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
A brown fox is here, looking for some rabbits to chew up.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.
Your default tongue is the Morbeth
Free rent.
# Friendly reminder:
You can only have one account and it cannot be shared.
# See HELP ACCOUNTS and RULES ACCOUNTS for more information.
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Ok.
*>get all
You get a metal shield.
You get a spiked war club.
*>*>
A brown fox leaves south.
*>wear all
You fasten a metal shield on your arm, becoming very impressive.
You confidently wield a spiked war club, ready to kill.
### And i start going w again.
### And end up at Scarred.
o Move:Fainting>s
Heart of the Forest
Exits: North.
o Move:Exhausted>open bark
Ok.
o Move:Exhausted>d
Inside the Rotten Trunk
A small harmless centipede is here.
Exits: Up Down.
o Move:Exhausted>close bark
You don't see any bark here.
o Move:Fainting>res
stat
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
o Move:Fainting>sc
OB: 21%, DB: -28%, PB: 27%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 60. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 2,222 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
o Move:Fainting>o Move:Fainting>156/156 hit, and 1/112 moves.
o Move:Fainting>l u
st
The Trunk is open.
o Move:Fainting>o Move:Fainting>
You stop resting, and stand up.
o Move:Fainting>close trunk
Ok.
o Move:Fainting>res
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
o Move:Fainting>na ok, i am inside scarred, should i wait till a lvl5 elf comes and kill it?
Ok.
o Move:Weak>alias ke k *elf* <--Time to prepare for SLAUGHTER!
Ok.
o Move:Weak>alias km k *man*
Ok.
o Move:Slow>alias kd k *dwarf*
Ok.
o Move:Slow>alias kh k *hobbit*
Ok.
o Move:Slow>stat
sc
OB: 32%, DB: -28%, PB: 17%, Armour: 0%. Wimpy: 60. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 2,222 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
o Move:Slow>
156/156 hit, and 20/112 moves.
### I just remembered, i need to cover my head.
Niche
A leather helmet is on the ground.
A simple wooden chest is here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
Exits: South.
o HP:Fine Move:Slow>close niche
Ok.
o HP:Fine Move:Slow>l s
The niche is closed.
o Move:Slow>get helmet
You get a leather helmet.
o Move:Slow>wear helmet
You put a leather helmet on your head.
o Move:Slow>exa chest
chest (here) :
a large metal shield (used)
a small pile of copper pennies
a silver piece
o Move:Slow>get all chest
You get a silver piece from a simple chest.
There was 1 silver penny.
You get a small pile of copper pennies from a simple chest.
There was 20 copper pennies.
You get a large metal shield from a simple chest.
o Move:Slow>get all crack
You can't find anything in the crack.
o Move:Slow>eq
You are using:
<wielded> a spiked war club
<worn as shield> a metal shield (used)
<worn on head> a leather helmet (worn out)
o Move:Tired>rem shield
You stop using a metal shield.
o Move:Tired>wear large
You fasten a large metal shield on your arm, becoming very impressive. <--YEAAAH!
o Move:Tired>na dammit, no newbie wants to do scarred :(
Ok.
o Move:Tired>
Darq narrates 'die to rangers =P instead=P comf'
o>na hmm, dammit, haven't seen a single ranger!
Ok.
o>
Darq narrates 'just wait at scarred ;P'
o>na i will
Ok.
o>
Shimoom narrates 'its some new fasgion that lovlevel trolls raiding bree?'
o>na yeah, baby!
Ok.
o>
Darq narrates 'nah its done a lot all times its useless crap =P' <--Yeah, lets see you do it!
o>na haha, it will sure scare the hell out of a lvl 5 who is doing scarred for the 1st time ;)
Ok.
o>na dammit, low lvls sleeping or what?
Ok.
o>
Shimoom narrates 'well its lotsa fun when 12 puke legend come to overkill ya'
### Calling for fellow trollies here...
o>na ok, if any lvl 1-5 trollie wants a piece of the action, come scarred
Ok.
o>na well, i am counting on them overkilling legends...
Ok.
### Now dumb trollie has an idea!
o>na ooh, i know, i will go bree w gate, yell 'you suck my momma's cock' and spamflee!
Ok.
o>o>
Saving Elfyfan.
o>alias y yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
o>stat
sc
OB: 32%, DB: 22%, PB: 19%, Armour: 3%. Wimpy: 60. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 2,222 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
o>o>156/156 hit, and 112/112 moves.
o>na ok, here goes, i will post a log too...
Ok.
o>stat
sc
OB: 32%, DB: 22%, PB: 19%, Armour: 3%. Wimpy: 60. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 2,222 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 0. Alert: normal.
o>l
st
156/156 hit, and 110/112 moves.
o>o>Niche
A simple wooden chest is here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
o>
You are already standing.
o>c
s
open niche
Ok.
o>w
Chambers
The ruffian leader Scarred grins as he draws his sword.
Exits: North West.
Scarred tries to slash you, but your parry is successful.
* Scarred:Healthy>w
No way!
You are fighting for your life!
* Scarred:Healthy>* Scarred:Healthy>No way!
You are fighting for your life!
* Scarred:Healthy>f
You strongly crush Scarred's body.
* Scarred:Fine>w
You flee head over heels.
Niche
A simple wooden chest is here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
Exits: South.
o>o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
o>s
w
Chambers
The ruffian leader Scarred grins as he draws his sword.
Exits: North West.
*>w
Dining Room
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
Exits: East West.
*>w
Cave
A dirty ruffian draped in rags advances towards you.
Exits: North East West.
You suddenly notice a young ruffian.
*>*>Wet Tunnel
A tiny spider is here, eating a tiny bug.
Exits: East West.
o>w
Underneath the Trunk
Exits: East South.
o>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
o>s
Dark Hole
Exits: North Up.
o>u
Inside the Rotten Trunk
A small harmless centipede is here.
Exits: [Up] Down.
o>u
The Trunk seems to be closed.
o>open trunk
Ok.
o>n
w
Alas, you cannot go that way...
o>s
Alas, you cannot go that way...
o>o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
o>u
n
Heart of the Forest
Exits: North Down.
o>w
Black Forest
Exits: North East South West.
o>s
Black Forest
Exits: East South.
o>s
w
w
Black Forest
Exits: North *South* West. <--Damn, shoulda checked time, oh well..
o>w
In a Dense Forest
A sparrow is flapping around on the ground.
Exits: North East South *West*.
*>w
w
s
In a Dense Forest
A fallow deer is grazing peacefully here.
Exits: North *East* *South* *West*.
*>*>In a Dense Forest
A boar cub is playing here, and exploring the wide world.
Exits: *North* *East* *West*.
*>In a Dense Forest
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
*>
In a Light Forest
Exits: *East* *South* *West*.
*>s
The Lane
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.
*>The Lane
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
*>*>The sun burns you!
You slowly turn into stone. <-- Yellow eye 1, ElfyFan 0
* HP:Fine>The Lane <--Ooh, That hurt!
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
* HP:Fine>s
s
The Lane
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.
* HP:Fine>e
The Lane
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.
* HP:Fine>e
In a Light Forest
Exits: *North* *West*.
* HP:Fine>y
y
Alas, you cannot go that way...
* HP:Fine>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Fine>y
y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Fine>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Fine>y
y
w
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Fine>yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Fine>s
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Fine>yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Fine>yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Fine>* HP:Fine>The Lane
Exits: *North* *East* *South*.
The sun burns you!
You slowly turn into stone.
* HP:Bad>e <--ok, still alive
Old East Road Meets Greenway
Exits: *North* *East* *South* *West*.
* HP:Bad>* HP:Bad>Large Road
Exits: *East* *West*.
* HP:Bad>e
y
West of Bree
Exits: *East* *South* *West*.
* HP:Bad>y
y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Bad>y
y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Bad>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Bad>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Bad>y
y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Bad>y
y
y
y
y
y
y
y
y
y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Bad>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Bad>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Bad>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Bad>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Wounded>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Wounded>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
* HP:Wounded>y
y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
Ok.
The sun burns you!
You slowly turn into stone. <--Stoned now...
o HP:Awful>y
yell YOU SUCK MY MOMMMA'S COCK!
You try to yell, but your voice is swallowed by the thick air surrounding you.
o HP:Awful>l
Chamber of the Trolls
A greenish slime mold is here, smelling badly.
Mao the Cave Troll is standing here.
o HP:Awful>whoi elfyfan
Elfyfan is a level one Mountain Troll Softskin.
### And this is all for my adventures today,
### tune in next week, and see ElfyFan in Blue Mountains.