A Dense Grove
A beautiful and docile horse is standing here.
Exits: North West.
A cat has arrived from the west.
*>order dog hit cat
Ok.
A small dog lightly hits a cat's right forefoot.
*>
A cat lightly hits a small dog's head and shatters it.
*>exa dog
This is a small but aggressive dog, who does not appreciate you getting too
close.
A small dog has some small bruises.
*>
A small dog lightly hits a cat's left foreleg.
*>
A horse leaves north.
*>
A cat barely hits a small dog's body.
*>
Earand narrates 'Morning in sweden already?'
*>
A small dog hits a cat's head and shatters it.
*>exa dog
This is a small but aggressive dog, who does not appreciate you getting too
close.
A small dog has several bruises.
*>exa cat
The cat looks like a gentle pet.
A cat has some big nasty scratches.
A cat seems to have:
       A light wound at the head.
*>
A small dog lightly hits a cat's body and shatters it.
*>
A cat barely hits a small dog's right foreleg.
*>exa dog
This is a small but aggressive dog, who does not appreciate you getting too
close.
A small dog has several bruises.
*>
A small dog lightly hits a cat's right forefoot and shatters it.
*>
A small dog lightly hits a cat's body and shatters it.
*>exa cat
Fingeror narrates 'sure is, if youre an early bird like me'
The cat looks like a gentle pet.
A cat is in very bad shape.
A cat seems to have:
       A light wound at the head.
*>
A cat hits a small dog's left hindleg and shatters it.
*>
A cat hits a small dog's right foreleg and shatters it.
*>
A small dog lightly hits a cat's left forefoot and shatters it.
A cat is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
*>
A small dog hits a cat's right forefoot and shatters it.
A cat is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
*>
A small dog hits a cat's left foreleg and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear a cat's death cry.
A cat is dead! R.I.P.
*>exa corpse
corpse (here) : 
a pair of soft leather boots (used)

Turns out the bastard was just running for tps, and didn't have any equipment.