If you like it, I can post more. Just give me some good comments. :)

Made me laugh, please post more.

Hehehe... well, try to play a newbie bn and u will understand why they have fun saw pukelegends.
U have nothing to lose and nothing to win.
Post more please :)

ROFL hilarious!!!

*laugh* Manjak, gde zh ty begaesh, chto stol'ko darkie newbies vstrechaesh? V NOC area? :))) Ili ty sam takie logi klepaesh? ;)

god i love the 1st one by the bn :PPPP

LOL, more :P

Da eto logi drevnie, s kuchey starix charov. Begal ya imi v osnovnom k severu ot rdella. Tut pomoemu iz pyatogo mume est' kuski logov :P

Hehe the bn rocked! attitude

These are great :)

that was so fucking funny!!! post more please ROTFLMAO

Old one, but might post it here, same style (and yes, I know it will fuck up with line breaks.
Greenholm Junction
The young ranger ## HAS ARRIVED ## from the west.
*a Man* ## HAS ARRIVED ## from the west.
emote says: hi
The young ranger lightly slashes your body and tickles it.
emote says: wassup?
*a Man* stops following the young ranger.
*a Man* leaves << WEST >>.
The young ranger is dead! R.I.P.

I love lowbie logs.

Well, not as funny and i dont exactly have log, but the story is:
We were exping around with some orcs, suddenly we meet *a troll*, then the troll starts spamfleeing and yelling Please dont kill me!
I guess he was a bit confused by the asterisks ;)

Hrmpf, i remember once when the Chaos Lords roamed the Arda, there's was a huge pile of annoying hardened ranger corpses, then in walks a brave young ranger... a young ranger says 'this seems like a nice place to make a camp'... I Laughed my ass off. Anyway nice picks here too, i loved the first and the last most...

The orc yelling crap and then "*an Orc* says 'shit dont kill'" really cracked me up. Good log :)

those are absolutely hilarious :) love the first one :)

The first one was hilarious :)

that bn is destined for greatness :P

Is any of this cheating by any means? See the enemy and not fighting... Grounds for demotion, no? I mean that BN just went to sleep in his room.

looks like bits out of logs, nothing says that bn didn't wind up dead afterwards... :)

Hmm... Rimli, ja tebja znaju?

Send some more
just fantastic stuff :P

ya bivshiy p(Rovlad/Aira/Xaos)

Shriek - when you are a lowbie bn with 12 moves left and sleeping for them, and
you meet a whitie, there is nothing much else to do than to tell the elf to
go scr** himself :) Great attitude!

are you all braindead?

No Edvard, it's only you I guess :P

Haha!!! Fun!!! Toki wants more!!!! =)

Shirek you idiot. Shit like that can ruin a whole day. Who fucking cares if you
think they should get demoted or not. I'm so tired of that newbie talk of
demote this and demote that. Play and have fun and let gods decide if somone
should get demoted or not. and christ, this was some short peaces of logs.
*glare*

Btw, you didn't see Uffe wearing his MUME gloves. Size 14 huge, Each finger covering 2
keys on thekeyboard. I have cold heands was his response.

heands-hands

LOL, PLEASE post more

Heh! I know as a BN I've done what that first BN did. Sometimes you know you
are dead so no point in running. It could even have been one of mine in that
first log, but I'm sure most BN newbie players empathise.