Ack, this is harsh!
posted by Kami
2001-03-28 03:38:22
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** NOT A PK LOG ** I just thought some of you should see this... ** NOT A
A Bounder says 'Good idea to surrender Kami!'
A guard brings you to Shire's Court and starts to list all your crimes:

11pm on Oranor, the 3rd of Cerveth, Year 2874 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'The Old Forest', Kami performed fearsome sorcerous arts.
Kami was notified of his crime by the guards.
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11pm on Oranor, the 3rd of Cerveth, Year 2874 of the Third Age.
In the place called 'The Old Forest', Kami performed fearsome sorcerous arts.
Kami was notified of his crime by the guards.
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Then, you are thrown in a dark jail. 
You hear the icy sound of the key in
the keyhole and you find yourself alone in this humid place.
A guard disarms you.
Once you are released, you will not be allowed to wield weapons in town.

* W C>
Ok.

* W C>stat
OB: 46%, DB: 49%, PB: 31%, Armour: 40%. Wimpy: 40. Mood: aggressive.
Needed: 319,642 xp, 838 tp. Lauren: 95. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- armour
- shield
- imprisoned in Shire for 61 days
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Pilois2001-03-28 04:05:59
shire jail is bugged...pray about it
Kami2001-03-28 04:10:13
I got out, but still thought it funny =)
Vorlin2001-03-28 07:01:26
Heh, I bet that got your attention when you first saw it. :)
dragóth2001-03-28 12:13:16
61 days...shit thats a shitload of days
Shadrach2001-03-28 12:56:56
They have 0 tolerance on crime in Shire. Do they use the chair aswell?
Merlin2001-03-28 13:07:14
Death penalty is only used in Evil places like Tharbad and USA.
Melinda2001-03-28 14:02:48
Rofl@Merlin! =)
Gonfor2001-03-28 14:03:33
Wasn't Bush just elected as Shire Mayor? If so, that would explain the harsh penalty. You're lucky they didn't give you the chair...
Relim2001-03-28 14:50:16
Merlin, that's about the funniest thing I've read on Mume.net in a long time... *snicker*
Unknown2001-03-28 16:29:02
Ppl who doesn't like bush are communist
Zarhuk2001-03-28 16:46:21
And ppl that can't spell are Bush voters
Edvard2001-03-28 17:18:32
And inexperienced, stupid, lame people that become president of the USA with only the help of money and manipulated voters... well, they are probably under the name Bush
Echo2001-03-28 17:25:25
*shake* Edward, they called Kennedy
Heldo2001-03-28 17:33:43
whats wrong with bush? He won in a fair way and should be the president
just like that nazi guy in austria. And ppl who doesn't like bush are mostly
"sossar" and communists. And as we all know Communsism and Socialism is two very very evil things
Fredde2001-03-28 17:59:13
fuck you heldo! communism and socialism is the greatest!
Arhar2001-03-28 18:16:19
Laugh Heldo. I keep my point on you.
Read in book official description of it first , and deside by yourself befor saying anything.
Ilmarin2001-03-28 18:50:26
Heldo, that right wing guy in Austria lost 8% in the last check, and isn't the biggest guy. Only second. Never even was the biggest.
And I second Fredde, FUCK YOU!
Nepenthe2001-03-28 18:51:08
I think Heldo was being sarcastic. =)
Arhar2001-03-28 19:07:27
*pond*
Edvard2001-03-28 19:38:27
HAMMAREN OCH SKÄRAN! HAMMAREN OCH SKÄRAN! upp till kaaaaaaaaaaaampp!!!
Edvard2001-03-28 19:44:11

Upp till kamp emot kvalen!
Sista striden det är,
ty Internationalen
åt alla lycka bär.
Upp till kamp emot kvalen!
Sista striden det är,
ty Internationalen
åt alla lycka bär.
Hoff2001-03-28 19:50:22
Hoff2001-03-28 19:50:46
Oops, Keep it in english guys?
Edvard2001-03-28 19:57:59
This is a capitalist mud now... Everyone is too focused about them self, their eq and money and everything... It could be a socialist mud where everyone is trying to make the best for everyone, sharing both eq/money and fun, but noooooooooooooooooooo.... UPP TILL KAMP!
Vorlin2001-03-28 20:07:25
If this was a socialist mud you'd have a few people in full sets and everyone else dressed in tattered leather gear. Wait a sec, maybe this -is- a socialist mud...
Edvard2001-03-28 20:22:08
THATS socialism vorlin? oh, guess i got it all wrong then... you see, i thought socialists were the ones working for the workers, the "mass"... but, if you say so, i guess i just go knock my head off with a spoon and jerk off til i die or something.... err, eller va?
Vorlin2001-03-28 22:41:14
If you think socialism results in a worker's paradise you are so blind to the history of the last 50 years that you might as well do those things you suggested. Socialism and/or communism are one of the greatest brain-farts in human history. Humans are genetically hardwired to compete with each other, no dogma will ever change that in any way, and any social organization that ignores that fact will fall to it. Marx was a fool that confused his feelings about the suffering of the lower classes with intellectual insight. We are -not- hive insects, and that's exactly what communism/socialism tries to pretend we are.
adroit2001-03-28 22:57:29
vorlin has about half a point there, no communist regime has lasted for the fact that while it is a great concept the implementation of it is impossible due to human nature. However even america which is considered a bastion of "capitalism" is more socialistic than almost any nation that existed until around 1850. oh yeah, and I know there are some pathetic misspellings in there, but I am dyslexic and accordingly spell very poorly without the aid of a spellchecker
Unknown2001-03-28 23:57:10
I dont think that the old forest is in the vicinity of the shire so why would you get put in jail from casting in the forest?
Ethar2001-03-28 23:59:38
In a perfect world, communism would work.
Rukhnam2001-03-29 00:10:44
Oh yeah - the stock market - VERY Socialistic. Corporate downsizing and the gambling industry - both hallmarks of a healthy socialistic system.
Rukhnam2001-03-29 00:12:25
Since when are you in a perfect world, Ethar? In a perfect world there would be no evil. People could still choose to achieve and compete, however.
Ethar2001-03-29 00:15:16
no shit rukhnam? did you notice i said WOULD WORK? you point out to me where the hell i said "its a perfect world?"
Vorlin2001-03-29 00:34:20
I think the idea that a world would be perfect (or even better) with everyone equal is sort of scary. No great works of art? No brilliant scientists? No incredible athletes? Just a bunch of clones marching off into the sunset in a glorious state of equality would be something I'd describe as...craptacular. People aren't equal, they don't want to -be- equal, and I'm damn glad of it. Leave socialism and its like to the insects, they were designed for it.
Ethar2001-03-29 00:42:20
Vorlin i agree with you, socialism would always suck, im just saying the system would work
SuperDOOD2001-03-29 00:47:36
Could we PLEASE stop talking about communism!
Vorlin2001-03-29 01:53:08
There would be no SuperDOOD in a communistic state. There would only be AverageDOOD. *wipes tear from eye*
Jocke2001-03-29 08:25:06
The National Hockey League NHL is the only working communist organization in the world.
Think about it! Compare the NHL to a communists state and notice how simular the
structure and the system is.
Edvard2001-03-29 09:37:12
errr... communism havent worked very good yes, due to fucked up people who CLAIM to be communists, but really are just great idiots. I mean, if you blaim communism for what Stalin and co did, you are the idiots. Its not like its written that Communism is suppose to kill rich etc, just share some of their got damn money to people that need em better.... Ps. Hitler was a capitalist, does it proove anything? and btw, whattahell is wrong with Socialism? All it does is to make it better for you unemployed, poor, braindead mummers out there!
Vorlin2001-03-29 11:53:56
Yes, that's always been the excuse of the pro-communists: but, it was like, the wrong group of people, dude! Apparently any group of people is the wrong group, since it's never worked anywhere. /par/ You want to see why it doesn't work? Here's a nice real-life experiment you can do: go to a crowded bar saturday night. Get up on a table, yell to everyone that you are going to take all their money and then divide it up so everyone will have an equal share. After stating this, advance towards someone and try to get their wallet. Let me know how it works out...
Edvard2001-03-29 19:13:53
As soon as any sign of communism activity shows up in a country, nomatter where in the world, USA shows up with their fat ass... Geez i wonder why it doesnt work... the only people crazy enough to try it are... crazy people! and that bar shit, well, i guess you can figure out why it aint so by yourself. byebye mume, phew...
Johannes2001-04-03 16:14:39
*Cackle* (Reminds me of when Mekin was Elbereth's listed for like, 500 years and
Gangee just had to show off and got 9999 years or so heh)
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