Don't try this at home
posted by Alweon
2001-03-30 08:34:28
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Don't try get noc pbs when you really sleepy... How did I set off defence so qu
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Hall of Murals
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
The Guardian is standing here, watching the treasures.
Exits: South Up.
The guardian strongly smites your left leg and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine the guardian:Healthy>/c 'earthquake'
You quickly recall your stored spell...
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your left foot and tickles it.

f
-An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your right foot and tickles it.

\|An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your left leg and tickles it.

/-The earth trembles beneath your feet!
The earth trembles and shivers.
You try to pierce the guardian, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning the guardian:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
An elite orc-guard cleaves your left arm and tickles it.
An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your head and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning the guardian:Fine>
The guardian smites your left foot and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning the guardian:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning the guardian:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Narrow Opening
Exits: North Down.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the north.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>ser
\c 'cure serious'
You start to concentrate...

|/-
\f
* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>
You try to pierce an elite orc-guard, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Hall of Murals
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
The Guardian is standing here, watching the treasures.
Exits: South Up.
An elite orc-guard tries to cleave you, but your parry is successful.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>
You swiftly dodge the guardian's attempt to smite you.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>
An elite orc-guard cleaves your head and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>
An elite orc-guard cleaves your left foot and tickles it.
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>qu

An elite orc-guard has arrived from above.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>f
|c 'earthquake'
You quickly recall your stored spell...
An elite orc-guard has arrived from above.

/-\You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your right arm and tickles it.

|The guardian strongly smites your right arm.

/The earth trembles beneath your feet!
The earth trembles and shivers.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Narrow Opening
Exits: North Down.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from below.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
An elite orc-guard has arrived from below.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard joins an elite orc-guard's fight.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>
An elite orc-guard tries to cleave you, but your parry is successful.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>n

An elite orc-guard swiftly dodges your attempt to pierce him.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>f

An elite orc-guard has arrived from the north.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>
An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your right hand and tickles it.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Hall of Murals
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
The Guardian is standing here, watching the treasures.
Exits: South Up.
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>n
w

An elite orc-guard lightly cleaves your body and tickles it.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from above.
An elite orc-guard joins an elite orc-guard's fight.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from above.
An elite orc-guard joins an elite orc-guard's fight.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
An elite orc-guard cleaves your right leg and tickles it.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from above.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>
< < < < < < < < < < ARMOUR DOWN > > > > > > > > > >
The guardian smites your body hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
You try to pierce an elite orc-guard, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>u
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>w
w
f
w
w
You flee head over heels.
Narrow Opening
Exits: North Down.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from below.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning>
You flee head over heels.
Hall of Murals
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
The Guardian is standing here, watching the treasures.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Exits: South Up.
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard joins an elite orc-guard's fight.
An elite orc-guard joins an elite orc-guard's fight.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.

* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
An elite orc-guard cleaves your left foot hard.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
The guardian smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>f
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>u
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
An elite orc-guard tries to cleave you, but your parry is successful.
Your attempt to pierce an elite orc-guard fails.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard cleaves your left arm very hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Hurt>
You flee head over heels.
Narrow Opening
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Exits: North Down.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from below.
An elite orc-guard tries to cleave you, but your parry is successful.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an elite orc-guard:Fine>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You flee head over heels.
Hall of Murals
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
The Guardian is standing here, watching the treasures.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Exits: South Up.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
You flee head over heels.
Narrow Opening
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Exits: North Down.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning>
You flee head over heels.
Midst of a Quarry
An elven slave is -STANDING- here.
An elven slave is -STANDING- here.
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
Exits: South West.
You swiftly dodge an orc slavemaster's attempt to whip you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Healthy>
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Healthy>
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Healthy>
An elite orc-guard quickly approaches, trying to cleave you.
An elite orc-guard joins an elite orc-guard's fight.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Healthy>n
f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning an orc slavemaster:Healthy>n
You flee head over heels.
With effort, you climb the steep and narrow ledge.
Quarry Overlook
Exits: North East.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w
Underground Stream
An albino salamander is here, perched on some rocks.
An albino salamander is here, perched on some rocks.
Exits: East South.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.
An elite orc-guard pauses to get his bearings.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning Move:Tired>e
e

An elite orc-guard strongly cleaves your body and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You flee head over heels.
Sharp Bend
Exits: North West.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the west.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>Mineshaft
Exits: North South West.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w

You swiftly dodge an elite orc-guard's attempt to cleave you.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired an elite orc-guard:Fine>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired an elite orc-guard:Fine>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
An elite orc-guard strongly cleaves your right arm and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired an elite orc-guard:Fine>w
You flee head over heels.
Mineshaft
Exits: North South West.
An elite orc-guard has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>w
Ore Pit
Bodies lie piled on a funeral pyre, the flames consuming the flesh.
An elven slave is -STANDING- here.
An elven slave is -STANDING- here.
An elven slave is -STANDING- here.
An orc slavemaster is here, looking for someone to abuse.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Exits: North East South West.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>u
Drafty Tunnel
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
An orc-guard is on patrol here.
Exits: East Up.
An orc-guard yells 'An Pls es vere et Blemdy Tunnul!'
An orc-guard yells 'As Elf is hura ag Drafdy Tunhel!'
An orc-guard yells 'An Els uz sere ad Dlafty Gennar!'

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>u
A Slag Pit
Exits: South Down.
You see some frost on the ground now.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>s
s
Rocky Path
Exits: North East South.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Tired>s
s
Rocky Path
Exits: North South.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Slow>Bubbling Spring
A clear spring babbles as cool water trickles out of the ground.
Exits: North.
* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning Move:Slow>sco
4/173 hit, 108/135 mana, and 39/102 moves.
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Alweon2001-03-30 08:37:40
... had just hit 6th age ... VERY shitty score =p I went to foy, as I heard that if you sip once, it takes off 7-8 years until you sip again, then it brings you back down to newbie age. I was misinformed... i went down to fucking 102 years old from 158 years, 1 month, 12 days.
Rapha2001-03-30 09:21:36
Ha, close! Noc defense was improved slightly sometime in January I think.
adroit2001-03-30 09:26:15
should really be titled something more like don't try this from north america
Rukhnam2001-03-30 09:39:00
Bwahahaha! Yes! Finally they maybe tightened the defenses there just a bit so it isn't the cakewalk its been for you pukes! Too bad they didn't get ya.
Shadrach2001-03-30 09:39:52
I would assume its easier to get away with that when u wear someone else's full set.
Ilmarin2001-03-30 09:45:50
That shit about siping foy is just utterly bullshit. I've tried it and lost 4 ages with my warrior orc. Wasn't such a big deal as he was 6th age though.
Wryak2001-03-30 10:10:20
That foy info is something that reads on Grays page and surprise surprise, its total bullshit :P Anyways you prolly didn't have totally fresh armour, tactic for doing guardian is spam your 4 quakes, up, refresh armour, spam out...
Wryak2001-03-30 10:12:21
maybe 5 quakes nowadays tho? used to take 4 to kill elites
grunge2001-03-30 10:53:35
i don't try it, nearly mobdied last few times....
since changes...but i am newbish for sure
Gray2001-03-30 14:50:03
1) Valar sometimes forget to inform me about every change they do, so I see nothing strange if my page contains some outdated info. But it was working as described at least some time ago. 2) Are you sure you didn't mess up 'sip' and 'drink' commands?
Alweon2001-03-30 15:33:07
I used sip, my armour was fresh (7 ticks old, but not a single hit), and I didn't wanna spam 4-5 quakes since elites bash, and that coulda really fucked me if I was buffin 6... And yes, i guess i was lagging... reading it today, it looks slow... last night i assumed it was me that was slow.
Raichu2001-03-30 17:20:36
Fucking lucky bitch!!!!!!!!!
Wryak2001-03-30 17:23:50
Surely you know that 7 ticks old means it's not fresh? time eats it up even if it doesn't take any damage. Elites at guardian don't bash if you spamquake, at least I've never gotten bashed there and they're 99% mobs for Uhan.
Galadon2001-03-30 18:07:40
Let me handle this mob, we go way back... the rest just prepare to give me the eq I want for nocstones
nazgum2001-03-30 18:53:43
dumbass ;p
Durcano2001-03-30 19:29:01
owwwwww - LUCK! :)
Ilmarin2001-03-30 19:39:57
I am very clear about if I sipped or drank from the fountain of youth as I thought 3rd or 4th age would be very nice on my warrior instead of 6th.
Jocke2001-03-30 20:58:00
hmm i didn't find it any harder when i went for pbs last weekend.
grunge2001-03-31 01:18:50
get me one!
Johannes2001-04-01 19:12:59
I've never soloed that mob. Gives me the creeps. I'm too big a wimp. Not that I
play pukemage often anyway :-P
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