Newbie troll having fun
posted by Exp
2001-04-02 15:50:14
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Just some fun around Bree...

o C HP:Fine Move:Weak>sc
112/121 hit, and 27/105 moves.

* C HP:Fine Move:Slow>time
According to the Dúnadan calendar, it is:
6 am  (6 - 20)  Date: Forelithe 4th
You don't feel well outside.
According to the sun, it is early in the morning.
Real time is Mon Apr  2 13:42:00 2001 GMT.
Last reboot due to manual reboot at Sun Apr  1 23:20:55 2001 GMT

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>ex
North - A closed 'gate'
South - Junction

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>st
You stop resting, and stand up.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>call
You call for the gate to be opened.

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>
You have the uneasy impression that a pair of unseen eyes are scrutinizing you
from the closed gate.
The Gatekeeper tells you 'I'm not opening for you!'

* C HP:Fine Move:Tired>n
n
w
n
open exit
e
close exit

You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.
The day has begun.
The sun burns you! 
You slowly turn into stone.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>Bree's South Gate
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
A Guard of Bree is here, watching the gate.
The gatekeeper stands here.
A beautiful and docile horse is standing here.
Exits: *North* *South*.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A lamp-lighter is here, holding a big lantern in his hand.
Exits: [East] *South* *West*.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
Exits: *North* *East*.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
Clint the Dwarf is standing here.
Exits: *North* [East] *South*.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
Ok.
Clint leaves VV SOUTH VV

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>Council Chamber
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Exits: *West*.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
c
close exit
It's already closed!
The oakdoor is opened from the other side.
A Bree Guard has arrived from the west.
A Bree Guard closes the oakdoor.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired>c
c
close exit
It's already closed!
A Bree Guard strongly pierces your right leg.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>c
c
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>c
close exit
It's already closed!
Your attempt to hit a Bree Guard fails.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>c
c
c
o
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>f
close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>close exit
It's already closed!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>open exit
Ok.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Tired a Bree Guard:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree stands here.
Exits: *North* East *South*.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow>
A Bree Guard has arrived from the north.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow>n
Main Street
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Guard of Bree stands here.
Exits: *North* *East* *South* West.
A Bree Guard strongly pierces your head.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>
A Bree Guard has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>n
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>e

A Bree Guard leaves >> EAST >>

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>f
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
Your attempt to hit a Bree Guard fails.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>w
You flee head over heels.
Bazaar
A quiver lies on the ground.
A large grocer is here, waiting to buy or sell some goods.
A Guard of Bree stands here.
Exits: *East*.
A Bree Guard has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow>n
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* C HP:Hurt Move:Slow>
Alas, you cannot go that way...
A Bree Guard quickly approaches, trying to pierce you.
A grocer slashes your right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

* C HP:Wounded Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>e
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
A Bree Guard stabs your body hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

* C HP:Bad Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>f
w
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* C HP:Bad Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>n
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* C HP:Bad Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>f

A Bree Guard pierces your head hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Bad Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
A Bree Guard has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Bad Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>w
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
A grocer strongly slashes your left arm and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* C HP:Awful Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>n
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
A Bree Guard has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Awful Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>
A Bree Guard has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Awful Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>n
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
A Bree Guard stabs your body hard and shatters it.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* C HP:Dying Move:Slow a Bree Guard:Healthy>f
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful Move:Slow>hist
On the 5th of Forelithe in the year of 2875, you were killed in the Bazaar by a Bree
Guard.

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Wryak2001-04-02 15:52:18
ehe :)
Tony2001-04-02 16:14:18
Well you got in espen :)
Rapha2001-04-02 17:07:00
Ha =)
Clara2001-04-02 17:59:59
Hehe 1, 1%, #Exp ;)
Fredde2001-04-02 18:29:45
why post this?
Edvard2001-04-02 19:07:06
Simon, my 8 year old brother, would laugh at your maturity
Raichu2001-04-02 19:23:30
Wow how funny :/
Nice you got in =P
adroit2001-04-02 21:19:16
edvard, I suppose you think that you are some pinacle of maturity or something..screw that it was funny, and think about all the confusion when someone stumbled upon the corpse later on! that is funny no matter what your maturity level (not that anyone on mume can say much about maturity.. ie. YES!!! I KILLED well nothing really...)
Galerech2001-04-03 01:26:55
that it was funny is your opinion, my not so humble opinion agrees with edvard, but its just my opinion
TheCommentor2001-04-03 06:23:05
THE COMMENTOR THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY. HA. HA. HA.
TheCommentor2001-04-03 06:23:06
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TheCommentor2001-04-03 06:23:38
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zok2001-04-03 11:02:04
exp rocks
Johannes2001-04-03 12:17:56
*Shrug*
Glabrezu2001-04-03 14:56:43
My opinion is that people like Edvard and Galerech can take their opinion and show it up their maturity butts !
Edvard2001-04-03 20:07:38
I just said that my 8 year old brother would laugh at his maturity... he would! that doesnt make him immature does it? my 8 year old brother laughs at everyones maturity, except mine cuz im some pinacle of maturity!
Edvard2001-04-03 20:08:25
btw, im not on mume=)
Galerech2001-04-03 23:07:34
first of all, i would shove it up my butt ok? and second, who is a person "like me?" a person who doesnt find this sort of thing amusing? if that makes a type of person then i guess i am.
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