*HP:Fine>Sloping Grassland
The corpse of an ox is lying here. ## Yeah bitch. Take that
The corpse of an ox is lying here. ## you fucking bovines!
A dunlending hunter(Sam) begins butchering the corpse.
*an elf* has arrived from the north, riding a pack horse.
*HP: Fine> tell sam Get the Elf!@!@ ## notice the lag here
A dunlending hunter(Sam) has finished butchering the corpse.
*HP: Fine> kill elf
ok ## and command goes thru
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt>
You hit *an elf*'s arm lightly and tickle it.
*an elf* pierces your leg and tickles it.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam)joins your fight.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s body.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>bash elf
*an elf* pierces your snout and tickles it.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg.
Your bash at *an elf* sends him sprawling! ## Here we go!!
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an elf*'s arm hard.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You strongly hit *an elf*'s head hard and shatter it.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an elf*'s arm lightly and tickle it.
*an elf* seems to recover his senses.
A Dunlending hunter strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>bash elf
look
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Wounded A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an elf*'s body hard.
*an elf* pierces your hoof and tickles it.
Your bash at *an elf* sends him sprawling! ## OK, here im starting
to think hrm.. maybe
Pelf is linkless, but
fuckit. we having
fun!
*HP:Fine>Sloping Grassland
The butchered corpse of an ox is lying here. ## Just love seeing
The corpse of an ox is lying lying here. these!
*an Elf* is here, riding a pack horse, fighting YOU!
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A swarm of midges is here, humming around you.
Exits: North East South West.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Wounded A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an elf*'s arm hard and shatter it.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Wounded A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You strongly hit *an elf*'s head hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit! ### I kick ass.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg and shatters it.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Bad A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You strongly hit *an elf*'s leg and shatter it.
*an elf* seems to recover his senses.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg and shatters it.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Bad A Dunlending hunter: Fine> bash elf ## blush
*Cigam the Black Numenorean* has arrived from the north riding a trained horse.
*Zeroth the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
## fuck! they prob tracking noname linkless, hurt elf!
I figure wed better hurry up and kill/loot afore they
get the chance!
*Zeroth the Orc* pounds *an Elf*'s body very hard and shatters it.
Your bash at *an elf* sends him sprawling!
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s body and shatters it.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Awful A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You lightly hit *an Elf*'s left arm and shatter it.
*an Elf* seems to have recovered his senses.
*Zeroth the Orc* pounds *an Elf*'s right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Awful A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You lightly hit *an Elf*'s left arm and shatters it.
*an Elf* dismounts from a pack horse, and stops riding him.
*an Elf* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) cleaves *an Elf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
*an Elf* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Dying A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an Elf*'s left arm very hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
kill cigam ## Here i get gutsy and go for
even more pk!! Since BN has
done squat during fight, im
wondering if he linkless too.
*HP: Fine: *Zeroth the Orc*:Fine>
*Zeroth the Orc* intercepts your blow.
You approach *Zeroth the Orc*, trying to hit him.
*HP: Fine: *Zeroth the Orc*:Fine>bash
*HP: Fine: *Zeroth the Orc*:Fine>exa corpse
corpse (here) :
a pile of coins
a set of lock picks
a hooded brass lantern
a water skin
a hunting horn
a belt of pearls and crystals
a double edged eket (brand new)
a huge silvery bracer
a leather backpack
a russet cloak (brand new)
a shield of Arthedain (brand new)
a pair of cotton sleeves (brand new)
a thin pair of leather gloves (brand new)
a thin pair of soft leather boots (used)
a pair of cotton pants (brand new)
a silk cap (brand new)
an embroidered blouse (brand new)
a silver wedding ring
*HP: Fine: *Zeroth the Orc*:Fine>
Zeroth (z) pounds your head extremely hard and shatters it.
*Cigam the Black Numenorean* gets a pile of coins from the corpse of *an Elf*.
## eheh. guess even linkless folk can autoloot.
You send *Zeroth the Orc* sprawling with a powerful bash. ## I still
Kick ASS!
# well, story ends as fuckers who tried steal kill on linkless
elf looted. Heard Cigam made #warlord just by standing in the
room and looting coins. laugh. what kind of system is this?
My buddy Sam levelled from the *elf* death, and me you ask?
I went back and found some more oxen to kill.
Just a day in the life of a mume-pig.
*> *** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)
| 1, 0%, #Feanaro | 1, 0%, #Shimmer |
| 1, 0%, #Ginlon | 1, 0%, #Torment |
| 15, 10%, #Nacs | 1, 0%, #Tanc |
| 1, 0%, #Magi | 1, 0%, #Golasgil |
| 1, 0%, #Dubro | 1, 0%, #Squirt |
| 1, 0%, #Balduran | 1, 0%, #Fergus |
| 1, 0%, #Patsaan | 1, 0%, #Manute |
| 1, 0%, #Vassago |
