*HP:Fine>Sloping Grassland
The corpse of an ox is lying here.      ## Yeah bitch.  Take that
The corpse of an ox is lying here.      ##  you fucking bovines!

A dunlending hunter(Sam) begins butchering the corpse.

*an elf* has arrived from the north, riding a pack horse.

*HP: Fine> tell sam Get the Elf!@!@         ## notice the lag here

A dunlending hunter(Sam) has finished butchering the corpse.

*HP: Fine> kill elf

ok                                          ## and command goes thru

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt>
You hit *an elf*'s arm lightly and tickle it.
*an elf* pierces your leg and tickles it.

A Dunlending hunter(Sam)joins your fight.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s body.

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>bash elf
*an elf* pierces your snout and tickles it.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg.

Your bash at *an elf* sends him sprawling!    ## Here we go!!

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an elf*'s arm hard.

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You strongly hit *an elf*'s head hard and shatter it.
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg.

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an elf*'s arm lightly and tickle it.

*an elf* seems to recover his senses.

A Dunlending hunter strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg.

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Hurt A Dunlending hunter: Fine>bash elf

look

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Wounded A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an elf*'s body hard.
*an elf* pierces your hoof and tickles it.

Your bash at *an elf* sends him sprawling!    ## OK, here im starting
                                                 to think hrm.. maybe
                                                 Pelf is linkless, but
                                                  fuckit. we having
                                                  fun!

*HP:Fine>Sloping Grassland
The butchered corpse of an ox is lying here.  ## Just love seeing
The corpse of an ox is lying lying here.              these!
*an Elf* is here, riding a pack horse, fighting YOU!
A Dunlending hunter(Sam) is here, fighting *an Elf*.
A swarm of midges is here, humming around you.
Exits: North East South West.


*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Wounded A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an elf*'s arm hard and shatter it.

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Wounded A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You strongly hit *an elf*'s head hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!             ### I kick ass.

A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg and shatters it.

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Bad A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You strongly hit *an elf*'s leg and shatter it.

*an elf* seems to recover his senses.

A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s leg and shatters it.

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Bad A Dunlending hunter: Fine> bash elf  ## blush

*Cigam the Black Numenorean* has arrived from the north riding a trained horse.
*Zeroth the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.

     ## fuck!  they prob tracking noname linkless, hurt elf!
        I figure wed better hurry up and kill/loot afore they
        get the chance!

*Zeroth the Orc* pounds *an Elf*'s body very hard and shatters it.

Your bash at *an elf* sends him sprawling!    

A Dunlending hunter(Sam) strongly cleaves *an Elf*'s body and shatters it.
*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Awful A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You lightly hit *an Elf*'s left arm and shatter it.

*an Elf* seems to have recovered his senses.

*Zeroth the Orc* pounds *an Elf*'s right arm extremely hard and shatters it.

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Awful A Dunlending hunter: Fine> 
You lightly hit *an Elf*'s left arm and shatters it.
*an Elf* dismounts from a pack horse, and stops riding him.
*an Elf* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.


A Dunlending hunter(Sam) cleaves *an Elf*'s body extremely hard and shatters it.
*an Elf* is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

*HP: Fine *an Elf*:Dying A Dunlending hunter: Fine>
You hit *an Elf*'s left arm very hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear  *an Elf*'s death cry.
*an Elf* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.

kill cigam                           ## Here i get gutsy and go for
                                        even more pk!! Since BN has
                                        done squat during fight, im
                                        wondering if he linkless too.

*HP: Fine: *Zeroth the Orc*:Fine>
*Zeroth the Orc* intercepts your blow.
You approach *Zeroth the Orc*, trying to hit him.

*HP: Fine: *Zeroth the Orc*:Fine>bash

*HP: Fine: *Zeroth the Orc*:Fine>exa corpse

corpse (here) : 
a pile of coins
a set of lock picks
a hooded brass lantern
a water skin
a hunting horn
a belt of pearls and crystals
a double edged eket (brand new)
a huge silvery bracer
a leather backpack
a russet cloak (brand new)
a shield of Arthedain (brand new)
a pair of cotton sleeves (brand new)
a thin pair of leather gloves (brand new)
a thin pair of soft leather boots (used)
a pair of cotton pants (brand new)
a silk cap (brand new)
an embroidered blouse (brand new)
a silver wedding ring

*HP: Fine: *Zeroth the Orc*:Fine>
Zeroth (z) pounds your head extremely hard and shatters it.

*Cigam the Black Numenorean* gets a pile of coins from the corpse of *an Elf*.

## eheh.  guess even linkless folk can autoloot.

You send *Zeroth the Orc* sprawling with a powerful bash. ## I still
                                                             Kick ASS!


# well, story ends as fuckers who tried steal kill on linkless
elf looted.  Heard Cigam made #warlord just by standing in the
room and looting coins.  laugh. what kind of system is this?
My buddy Sam levelled from the *elf* death, and me you ask?
I went back and found some more oxen to kill.

Just a day in the life of a mume-pig.

*>		*** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)

|   1,  0%,  #Feanaro                  |   1,  0%,  #Shimmer                  |
|   1,  0%,  #Ginlon                     |   1,  0%,  #Torment                   |
|   15,  10%,  #Nacs                    |   1,  0%,  #Tanc                     |
|   1,  0%,  #Magi                     |   1,  0%,  #Golasgil                 |
|   1,  0%,  #Dubro                    |   1,  0%,  #Squirt                   |
|   1,  0%,  #Balduran                 |   1,  0%,  #Fergus                   |
|   1,  0%,  #Patsaan                  |   1,  0%,  #Manute                   |
|   1,  0%,  #Vassago                  |