Why I'm such a stud.
posted by Celorfilas
2001-04-10 05:48:29
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Pussies orcs I storequake yes?
Motto of the day: MEESAH QUAKE CAV0R

* C Mana:Hot>n
Intersection
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
Exits: North Up Down.

* C Mana:Hot>Rough Passageway
Exits: North South West.

* C Mana:Hot>stat
OB: 43%, DB: 58%, PB: 46%, Armour: 52%. Wimpy: 130. Mood: wimpy.
Needed: 1,021,082 xp, 0 tp. Lauren: 31. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- noquit
- novoid
- shield
- armour

* C Mana:Hot>sc
181/181 hit, 80/128 mana, and 99/108 moves.

* C Mana:Hot>cast 'store' earthquake
You start to concentrate...

sc
You stored it.

* C Mana:Hot>181/181 hit, 61/128 mana, and 102/108 moves.

* C Mana:Hot>cast 'store' earthquake
You start to concentrate...

change spellcast normal
+++++ Spellspeed NORMAL +++++
sc
You stored it.

* C Mana:Warm>
Ok.

* C Mana:Warm>181/181 hit, 42/128 mana, and 105/108 moves.

* C Mana:Warm>search quick
You begin to search ...

sc
You didn't find anyone.

* C Mana:Warm>181/181 hit, 43/128 mana, and 104/108 moves.

* C Mana:Warm>sc
181/181 hit, 44/128 mana, and 105/108 moves.

* C Mana:Warm>sc
181/181 hit, 44/128 mana, and 105/108 moves.

* C Mana:Warm>sc
181/181 hit, 44/128 mana, and 105/108 moves.

* C Mana:Warm>n
n
n
n
n
n
c 'earthquake' <- ALL YOUR PRESPAM ARE BELONG TO US
Rough Passageway
Exits: North South.

* C Mana:Warm>Rough Passageway
Exits: North South.

* C Mana:Warm>Rough Passageway
Exits: North South.

* C Mana:Warm>Rough Passageway
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
Exits: North South.
A vicious olog-hai yells 'An Elt is vere at Rouff Passageway!'

* C Mana:Warm>Cave
There are six bits of raw meat here.
A butcher knife is lying here. 
A chain mail hauberk is on the ground.
A cup has been set here.
There are two dark coloured flasks here.
There are two forest green cloaks here.
A fragrant smelling bag is lying here.
A hooded brass lantern has been left here.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A pair of chain mail leggings are lying here.
A pair of ringmail sleeves are lying here.
A pair of soft leather sleeves are lying here.
There are some acorns lying here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A plain shirt is on the ground.
A set of tools, wrapped in black leather, lies here.
A studded leather belt has been left here.
There are two water skins here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A half-decayed corpse of a goblin lies rotting on the ground.
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
A huge olog-hai troll is here staring blankly at you.
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*a Troll* is resting here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*Mors the Orc* is standing here.
*an Orc* is resting here.
A hungry warg stands here, sc 'earthquake' <-- WAAAAAAAA TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
niffing around for flesh.
*an Orc* is resting here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: South [Up] Down.
*an Orc* speaks abruptly:  glad they didnt summon
A vicious olog-hai yells 'An Elg is here ax Cave!'
An olog-hai troll crushes your body and tickles it.
A demon wolf strongly hits your right foot and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm an olog-hai troll:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
A demon wolf says 'I vill wunt you unxil you're dead, Celórfilas!'
A vicious olog-hai joins an olog-hai troll's fight.
An olog-hai troll yells '*an Elf* at Cave. Come quick!'
A vicious olog-hai strongly crushes your body and tickles it.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm an olog-hai troll:Healthy>
You quickly recall your stored spell...

*an Orc* stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

A demon wolf lightly hits your body and tickles it.

The earth trembles beneath your feet!
The earth trembles and shivers.
A hungry warg says 'Prepare xo die, Celórgilas!'
A hungry warg says 'Prepare zo die, Celórfilas!'
A demon wolf says 'I will vunt you unhil you're dead, Celórfilas!'
You try to slash an olog-hai troll, but he parries successfully.

* C HP:Fine Mana:Warm an olog-hai troll:Fine>
You quickly recall your stored spell...

A demon wolf lightly hits your left hand and tickles it.

A hungry warg lightly hits your left foot and tickles it.
*S0Y*
f
A mountain mule lightly hits your body and tickles it.
A hungry warg lightly hits your right foot and tickles it.
+++++ Armour DOWN +++++*S0Y*
An olog-hai troll strongly crushes your body.

f
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
A vicious olog-hai crushes your body extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!*S0Y*

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
A mountain mule is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
The earth trembles and shivers.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is th*S0Y*e first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Orc*'s death cry.*S0Y*
*an Orc* has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
*an Orc* is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold an olog-hai troll:Fine>s
*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves south.
You flee head over heels.
Rough Passageway
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North South.

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves north.
You flee head over heels.
Cave
There are six bits of raw meat here.
A butcher knife is lying here. 
A chain mail hauberk is on the ground.
A cup has been set here.
On the ground, there are two dark coloured flasks.
You see two forest green cloaks on the ground.
A fragrant smelling bag is lying here.*S0Y*
A hooded brass lantern has been left here.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
A pair of chain mail leggings are lying here.
A pair of ringmail sleeves are lying here.
A pair of soft leather sleeves are lying here.
There are some acorns lying here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A plain shirt is on the ground.
A set of tools, wrapped in black leather, lies here.
A studded leather belt has been left here.
There are two water skins here.
The corpse of *an Orc* is lying here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.
A sturdy leather backpack has been left here.*S0Y*
A half-decayed corpse of a goblin lies rotting on the ground.
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
A huge olog-hai troll is here staring blankly at you.
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
A mountain mule is lying here, incapacitated.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*as
 Troll* is standing here.
*Mors the Orc* is standing here.*S0Y*
*an Orc* is lying here, incapacitated.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
A demon wolf lurks here, its dark form twisting and hiding its shape.
*an Orc* is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: South [Up] Down.
A vicious olog-hai says 'Av! There you are!'*S0Y*

* C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>*an Orc* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
*Mors the Orc* smites your body extremely hard and shatters it.
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
*S0Y*
* C HP:Awful Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Hurt>
A vicious olog-hai quickly approaches, trying to crush you.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Hurt>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!
An olog-hai troll quickly approaches, trying to crush you.
*S0Y*
* C HP:Awful Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Hurt>w

An olog-hai troll yells '*an Elf* at Cave. Come quick!'
A demon wolf strongly hits your right hand and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* C HP:Dying Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Hurt>f
f

You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
*S0Y**S0Y**S0Y**S0Y**S0Y**S0Y*
* C HP:Dying Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Hurt>s
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!*S0Y*

* C HP:Dying Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Hurt>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* C HP:Dying Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Hurt>
You are i*S0Y*n a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* C HP:Dying Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Hurt>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* C HP:Dying Mana:Cold *an Orc*:Hurt>
Ouch! 
You lose a level!

You are dead! Sorry...


o C HP:Awful Mana:Cold>sta
You stop resting, and stand up.

I'm a stud!

* C HP:Awful Mana:Cold>tsleep
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* C HP:Awful Mana:Cold>sleep
You go to sleep.

* C HP:Awful Mana:Cold>
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Olo2001-04-10 05:51:38
beware the spamquakers, they kill all your mounts...
Jahara2001-04-10 05:51:39
And this proves that....
Celorfilas2001-04-10 05:54:30
Hrm, re-read the title. :) *dance*
GORETONGUE2001-04-10 07:00:59
did someone say 'soy bomb'
....................................chomp chomp.......dwarf jerky

Raichu2001-04-10 13:20:19
And SOY means something like DAMN I am screwed? =)
Mors2001-04-10 15:55:01
Thanks for the free wps.
Silm2001-04-10 16:32:26
ROFLROFL
Fyre2001-04-10 19:31:52
Oopsiebabyouch :(
Zek2001-04-10 23:02:57
well i have yet to see jahara post a better so
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