The life of a newbie... with sucky stats
posted by Eni
2001-04-11 00:04:21
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My first encounter with Liart and an orc, too bad for them they aint gonna get a
* Move:Tired>info
You are a male Eriadorian.
You are 22 years and 1 day old.
You have played no time (real time). #### I wanted to be named ANY ####
This ranks you as Eni the Man Apprentice (level 2).
You are six feet one and weigh twelve stone and eight pounds.
Perception: vision 30, hearing -8, smell -35. Alertness: normal.
You are a well-meaning person, always glad to help your friends.
You are welcome in Fornost.
You are carrying sixty-eight pounds of equipment. Heavy, but we will manage...
Your base abilities are: Str:15 Int:15 Wis:15 Dex:16 Con:14 Wil:16 Per:15. #### Look at my stats! LOL! ####
Offensive Bonus: 34%, Dodging Bonus: -27%, Parrying Bonus: 24%.
Your armour provides an average protection of 61%.
You have 43/43 hit, 101/101 mana, and 33/115 movement points.
Your mood is aggressive. 
You will fight to the death.
You have scored 3,484 experience points and you have 2 travel points.
You are not known for any acts of war.
You need 0 exp. points and 3 travel points to reach the next level.
You have 2 gold coins, 2 silver pennies, and 72 copper pennies.
You are speaking Westron.

You are subjected to the following temporary effects:
- a deep wound at the left leg (bound up).

* Move:Tired>
Eheril narrates 'heya all :)'

* Move:Tired>
*Liart the Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the north riding a hungry warg.
#### They want fun, im a newbie resting, YOUR GONNA TAKE MY MONEY!! ####
* Move:Tired>
*Liart the Orc* begins some strange incantations...

* Move:Tired>dy
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
*an Orc* pounds your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
That really HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Healthy> #### After that i thought i was gonna be dead... in a shot ####
*Liart the Orc* utters the words 'diesilla barh' #### And after this i laughed #### 

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Healthy>
You barely slash *an Orc*'s body and tickle it. #### God damn i rock ####

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>sa ow
Ok.
Theofur narrates 'they still moors?:P'

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>f

*Liart the Orc* utters the words 'diesilla barh' #### I laughed again ####

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>s
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>
You barely slash *an Orc*'s body and tickle it. #### How come i cant hit a bandit, BUT HIT HIM!? ####

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>
*an Orc* +++++BASHES YOU+++++.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>
*Liart the Orc* utters the words 'diesilla barh' #### After this, i didnt even look at the screen ####
#### Liart was too much of a discrace ####
* HP:Bad Move:Tired *an Orc*:Fine>sa newbie
#### And im too late to say "newbie" ####
*an Orc* pounds your right arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...


* HP:Awful Move:Tired>
Your head stops stinging.

* HP:Awful Move:Tired>
Ok.

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Eni2001-04-11 00:05:30
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Jahara2001-04-11 00:11:02
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Durcano2001-04-11 00:25:46
and u ment what with that? have you ever heard about sun, eni? newbie!
eni2001-04-11 01:22:52
He's an uruk, even my shaman casts better than that
Unknown2001-04-11 03:23:08
Play a puke
Rogon2001-04-11 07:09:57
Heh, los and sun, dont see the big deal with the bolts not landing, its not like he can affect it huh?
grunge2001-04-11 10:14:24
rofl
Sharmak2001-04-11 11:20:13
Giggle wow shaman cant bolt in sun whata discovery
Raichu2001-04-11 12:23:27
Eni if you think this is so strange play an orc. It looked miserable to me =P
liart2001-04-11 13:17:53

damnit, youre right - you were no tps :(
Mammoth2001-04-11 16:16:43
this newb isn't worth the comments you made. Why educate him? Next time he'l know better and maybe even manage to flee from you!
Let em see theyr world in theyr pink sun glasses.
Eni to Liart2001-04-11 17:16:06
It was wps my bad :o)
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