Two Stooges, or How To Not Get A Kill
posted by GORETONGUE
2000-05-09 21:38:00
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Don't read this if you're looking for a log with R.I.P!s It is just a skirmish
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###   Logged by Goretongue, stardate 2000
###   I was hunting with a couple trolls I dont really know,
###   Tolpa and Mohk, and for reasons that should be obvious,
###   I wont hunt with them again unless they smarten up.
###   Observe their complete and astounding ineffectiveness.
###   Incidentally this isnt a flame to them, more of a
###   pointer for young trolls of what NOT to do...

* HP:Fine>
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Junction to an Inn
The corpse of the slithering snake is lying here.
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* is here searching for tracks, riding a horse of
the Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* is here, riding the warhorse.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine>The Last Bridge
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine>Bend in the Old East Road 
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^.

* HP:Fine>e
e
The Last Bridge
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine>kh
Junction to an Inn
The corpse of the slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine>They aren't here.
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the east riding a horse of the
Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the east riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* has arrived from the east riding the warhorse.

* HP:Fine>e
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine>
Bend in the Old East Road
A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine>kh
They aren't here.

* HP:Fine>kh
k
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the west riding a horse of the
Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the west riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* has arrived from the west riding the warhorse.

* HP:Fine>h
* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You strongly hit *Starh the Dúnadan Man*'s body and tickle it.
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Tölpa tells you 'I'll give u banded '

###   (Oh this was after he spamlooted our kill on a dwarf and
###    wears ruby ring, etc)

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* slashes your body very hard and tickles it.

b* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>

*Starh the Dúnadan Man* intercepts Mõhk's blow.
Mõhk tries to smite *Starh the Dúnadan Man*, but he parries successfully.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* intercepts Tölpa's blow.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* swiftly dodges Tölpa's attempt to smite him.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You're already fighting!

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>Mõhk panics, and attempts to flee.
Mõhk leaves north.

*Starh the Dúnadan Man* slashes your right leg hard and tickles it.

fleTölpa panics, and attempts to flee.
Tölpa leaves north.

e
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing
infernal pain.

Your bash at *Starh the Dúnadan Man* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Forested Hills
A large elk is standing here, chewing grass and leaves.
Mõhk is standing here.
Tölpa the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine>
Tölpa leaves south.

* HP:Fine>s
Bend in the Old East Road
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* is here, riding the warhorse.
Tölpa the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.

* HP:Fine>kh
kh
You cannot attack and flee at the same time.

* HP:Fine>kh
You cannot attack and flee at the same time.

* HP:Fine>kh
You cannot attack and flee at the same time.

* HP:Fine>* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
Tölpa leaves north.
You hit *Starh the Dúnadan Man*'s right foot extremely hard and tickle it.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
Tölpa has arrived from the north.

b
* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
Tölpa leaves west.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
Tölpa has arrived from the west.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* seems to have recovered his senses.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You hit *Starh the Dúnadan Man*'s right arm very hard and tickle it.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* strongly slashes your right arm and tickles it.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
Mõhk leaves north.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You strongly hit *Starh the Dúnadan Man*'s left arm and tickle it.

* HP:Fine *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
fle
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing
infernal pain.
The night has begun.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* slashes your body very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
Ok.
Tölpa panics, and attempts to flee.
Tölpa leaves north.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Bend in the Old East Road
A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^.

o HP:Hurt>
The beaver leaves east.

o HP:Hurt>nar WTF YOU GUYS WALKING OU
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the north riding a horse of the
Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* has arrived from the north riding the warhorse.

* HP:Hurt>T
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Hurt>>>

*Starh the Dúnadan Man* slashes your left foot hard and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
You hit *Starh the Dúnadan Man*'s left hand and tickle it.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>s
Ok.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>fl
* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>e
Ok.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Bend in the Old East Road
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.
Tölpa has arrived from the west.

o HP:Hurt>
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the south riding a horse of the
Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the south riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* has arrived from the south riding the warhorse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* quickly approaches, trying to slash you.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>s
w

*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>fle
s*Starh the Dúnadan Man* slashes your right arm very hard and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
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Ok.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Forested Hills
A large elk is standing here, chewing grass and leaves.
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Mõhk is standing here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o HP:Hurt>Bend in the Old East Road
Tölpa the Mountain Troll is here, fighting *Starh the Dúnadan Man*.
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* is here, riding the warhorse, fighting Tölpa.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.

* HP:Hurt>Mõhk leaves north.

Junction to an Inn
The corpse of the slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o HP:Hurt>e
kh
Bend in the Old East Road
Tölpa the Mountain Troll is here, fighting *Starh the Dúnadan Man*.
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim,
fighting Mõhk.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* is here, riding the warhorse, fighting Tölpa.
Mõhk is here, fighting *Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf*.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.
Tölpa panics, and attempts to flee.
Tölpa panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* HP:Hurt>
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
Tölpa panics, and attempts to flee.
Tölpa leaves south.

* HP:Hurt>
You cannot attack and flee at the same time.
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* begins some strange incantations...
A lones-hare has arrived from the north.

* HP:Hurt>
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* begins some strange incantations...

* HP:Hurt>kh
* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You try to hit *Starh the Dúnadan Man*, but he parries successfully.

f* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* slashes your body very hard and tickles it.

lee
* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
Mõhk panics, and attempts to flee.
Mõhk leaves south.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Forested Hills
A large elk is standing here, chewing grass and leaves.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o HP:Hurt>o HP:Hurt>nar fuck this
s
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Ok.

o HP:Hurt>Bend in the Old East Road
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* is here, riding the warhorse, fighting Mõhk.
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Mõhk is here, fighting *Starh the Dúnadan Man*.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* slashes Mõhk's body extremely hard and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt>Tölpa narrates '???'

*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* throws a fireball at Mõhk, completely enveloping
her in flames.
Junction to an Inn
The corpse of the slithering snake is lying here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o HP:Hurt>e
kh
Bend in the Old East Road
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* is here, riding the warhorse, fighting Mõhk.
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Mõhk is here, fighting *Starh the Dúnadan Man*.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.

* HP:Hurt>kh
* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine Mõhk:Hurt>
You hit *Starh the Dúnadan Man*'s right leg and tickle it.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
Mõhk panics, and attempts to flee.
Mõhk leaves north.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>b

Tölpa has arrived from the south.
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* strongly slashes your right foot and tickles it.

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You're already fighting!

* HP:Hurt *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>Mõhk has arrived from the north.
A lones-hare leaves south.

*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing
infernal pain.

*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* leaves north riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* leaves north riding a pack horse.
Tölpa leaves south.

*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* has arrived from the north riding a horse of the
Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* has arrived from the north riding a pack horse.
Mõhk leaves north.

Your bash at *Starh the Dúnadan Man* sends him sprawling.

* HP:Wounded *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>flee

*Juno the Sindarin Elf* utters the word 'yufzbarr'
*Juno the Sindarin Elf*'s fireball completely envelops you, causing infernal
pain.

* HP:Bad *Starh the Dúnadan Man*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Forested Hills
A large elk is standing here, chewing grass and leaves.
Mõhk is standing here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.
Mõhk leaves south.

o HP:Bad>s
s
Bend in the Old East Road
*Starh the Dúnadan Man* is here, riding the warhorse.
*Tindomerel the Noldorin Elf* is here, riding a horse of the Rohirrim.
*Juno the Sindarin Elf* is here, riding a pack horse.
Exits: ^North^ ^South^ ^West^.

* HP:Bad>Bend in the Old East Road
A grey hare stands alert, looking and listening for predators.
Mõhk is standing here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^.

o HP:Bad>e
e
e
Old East Road
A large beaver is here, gnawing on a piece of wood.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o HP:Bad>Old East Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o HP:Bad>nar iOld East Road
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^.

o HP:Bad>m BAD OUT
Ok.
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Durcano2000-12-22 07:09:08
FIRST and LAST comment ;) u followers sucked hard.
Blake2002-07-28 23:44:34
HAHA not last comment some others look at old logs,but god yer right durcano,
those followers were as innefectual as butterflys
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