just a funny log
posted by AnneilB
2001-04-14 20:49:08
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AnneilB the level 11 troll warrior
2001-04-13

###we had massive group out west and killed quite a few pukes. this is 2 of my fav kills recently##
###log starts most darkies and pukes up from scarred and just me an a woman inside###

o C HP:Fine>d
 Inside the Rotten Trunk 
A brown, shaggy cave-bear fur is lying here.
A coach ticket lies on the ground.
A dark shield lies here reflecting no light.
On the ground, there are five pairs of high boots.
A black hood lies on the ground.
A black pair of pants are on the ground.
A black shirt is on the ground.
You see two rings on the ground.
You see three spiked heads on the ground.
A large torch lies here among the dust.
A large sack is on the ground.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: Up Down.

* C HP:Fine>close Trunk
close Trunk
Ok.

* C HP:Fine>
It's already closed!

* C HP:Fine>cdc
k *dwarf*
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

* C HP:Fine>They aren't here.
  *a Woman*   says 'im going to dy'   ###i certainly hope so###

* C HP:Fine>k *elf*
k *man*
They aren't here.

* C HP:Fine>* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>
 
You try to hit  *a Woman*  , but she parries successfully. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>
  *a Woman*   slashes your right leg and tickles it. 

b
* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>bash

 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
 *a Woman*  leaves down.

o C HP:Fine>
The head makes a popping noise as its eyes begin oozing out of their sockets.

o C HP:Fine>down
 Dark Hole 
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A spiked collar, made from iron, lies here.
There are three spiked heads here.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
A moneybag made of rough leather is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.  ###my ultimate goal was to have her flee north and not up or down so me and 
her can have a nice duel###
Exits: North Up Down.

* C HP:Fine>k *man*
* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>
 
You try to hit  *a Woman*  , but she parries successfully. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves north.  ###yes!!###

o C HP:Fine>north
b woman
 Underneath the Trunk 
There are six rings here.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A large ring of steel is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East South.

* C HP:Fine>bash woman

 As  *a Woman*   avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground. 
You fall to the ground.
 
You try to hit  *a Woman*  , but she parries successfully. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>
  *a Woman*   slashes your left arm hard and tickles it. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>st
Do you not consider fighting as standing?

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>b
bash

 *a Woman*  bursts into tears.
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
 *a Woman*  leaves south.  ###no!!!##

o C HP:Fine>south
 Dark Hole 
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A spiked collar, made from iron, lies here.
There are three spiked heads here.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
A moneybag made of rough leather is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: North Up Down.

* C HP:Fine>st
You are already standing.

* C HP:Fine>b woman
bash woman

 
Your bash at  *a Woman*   sends her sprawling. 
 
You try to hit  *a Woman*  , but she parries successfully. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Fine>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves up.

o C HP:Fine>up
b woman
 Inside the Rotten Trunk 
A brown, shaggy cave-bear fur is lying here.
A coach ticket lies on the ground.
A dark shield lies here reflecting no light.
There are five pairs of high boots here.
A black hood lies on the ground.
A black pair of pants are on the ground.
A black shirt is on the ground.
You see two rings on the ground.
On the ground, there are three spiked heads.
A large torch lies here among the dust.
A large sack is on the ground.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: [Up] Down.

* C HP:Fine>
  *a Woman*   yells 'die troll!'   ###aren't you the bitchy type###

* C HP:Fine>bash woman

The Trunk is opened from the other side.

 As  *a Woman*   avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground. 
You fall to the ground.
 
You hit  *a Woman*  's body extremely hard. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves down.

o C HP:Fine>down
 Dark Hole 
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A spiked collar, made from iron, lies here.
There are three spiked heads here.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
A moneybag made of rough leather is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: North Up Down.

* C HP:Fine>k *man*
* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You approach  *a Woman*  , trying to hit her. 
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
  *a Woman*   slashes your body hard and tickles it. 
 
You try to hit  *a Woman*  , but she parries successfully. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves down.  ##here i thought ok she fleed in tunnels and now a shit load of darkies will finish 
her off###

o C HP:Fine>down
b woman
 A tunnel 
There are two bright red mushrooms here.
A sturdy crossbow, made from ironwood, lies here.
A small flask has been left here on the ground.
A dark shield lies here reflecting no light.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A large skin is lying here.
A long strip of plain silk lies here.
The badly decayed head of a Dwarf is spiked on a pole here.
A thick pair of chain mail sleeves are lying here.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: West Up.

* C HP:Fine>bash woman

 Arkine narrates 'dwarf zouhd' 

You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the west.

 As  *a Woman*   avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground. 
You fall to the ground.
  *a Woman*   swiftly dodges your attempt to hit her. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
  *a Woman*   slashes your left leg extremely hard. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves up.

o C HP:Fine>up
k *man*
 Dark Hole 
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A spiked collar, made from iron, lies here.
On the ground, there are three spiked heads.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
A moneybag made of rough leather is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: North Up Down.

* C HP:Fine>* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You approach  *a Woman*  , trying to hit her. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You try to hit  *a Woman*  , but she parries successfully. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
  *a Woman*   slashes your right arm and tickles it. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves north.   ###this must be my lucky day###

o C HP:Fine>
 Arkine narrates 'yehawh' 

o C HP:Fine>exam woman
You don't see a woman.

o C HP:Fine>north
 Underneath the Trunk 
On the ground, there are six rings.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A large ring of steel is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East South.

* C HP:Fine>k *man*
* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You approach  *a Woman*  , trying to hit her. 
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves east.

o C HP:Fine>east
 Wet Tunnel 
A tiny spider is here, eating a tiny bug.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East West.

* C HP:Fine>b woman
bash woman

 Raoh narrates 'khaz crap' 

 
Your bash at  *a Woman*   sends her sprawling.   ###ok this is my chance###
 
You try to hit  *a Woman*  , but she parries successfully. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves west.

o C HP:Fine>west
 Underneath the Trunk 
On the ground, there are six rings.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A large ring of steel is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East South.

* C HP:Fine>k woman
* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You try to hit  *a Woman*  , but she parries successfully. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
  *a Woman*   strongly slashes your head and tickles it.   ###cant you just die already you fucking whore##

 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves east.

o C HP:Fine>east
 Wet Tunnel 
A tiny spider is here, eating a tiny bug.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East West.

* C HP:Fine>k woman
* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You try to hit  *a Woman*  , but she parries successfully. 
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves west.

o C HP:Fine>west
k *man*
 Underneath the Trunk 
You see six rings on the ground.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A large ring of steel is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East South.

* C HP:Fine>* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You approach  *a Woman*  , trying to hit her. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 Munch narrates 'dwarves bad' 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
  *a Woman*   strongly slashes your right arm and tickles it. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
  *a Woman*   swiftly dodges your attempt to hit her. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 Bodycast narrates 'LEVEL' 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You swiftly dodge  *a Woman*  's attempt to slash you. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You hit  *a Woman*  's right arm very hard. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>b
bash

 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
 *a Woman*  leaves south.

o C HP:Fine>south
 Dark Hole 
A ring, with a runic inscription. It looks very old.
A spiked collar, made from iron, lies here.
On the ground, there are three spiked heads.
A neatly carved strap of skin lies abandoned here.
A moneybag made of rough leather is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: North Up Down.

* C HP:Fine>k *man*
* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 
You approach  *a Woman*  , trying to hit her. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
Goretongue has arrived from below.

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
Goretongue leaves up.

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
 Plato narrates '110k to go!' 
 
You hit  *a Woman*  's right leg hard. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Hurt>
  *a Woman*   strongly slashes your head and tickles it. 

 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves north.

o C HP:Fine>north
 Underneath the Trunk 
On the ground, there are six rings.
There is a water skin lying on the ground.
A large ring of steel is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East South.

* C HP:Fine>b woman
bash woman
 Bodycast narrates 'elf dies' 

 
Your bash at  *a Woman*   sends her sprawling. 
 
You hit  *a Woman*  's left foot extremely hard and shatter it.   ###a few more like this please###

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Wounded>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves east.

o C HP:Fine>east
b woman
 Wet Tunnel 
A tiny spider is here, eating a tiny bug.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East West.

* C HP:Fine>bash woman

 Torment narrates 'bree dago gloganb' 

 As  *a Woman*   avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground. 
You fall to the ground.
  *a Woman*   swiftly dodges your attempt to hit her. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Wounded>
  *a Woman*   slashes your body extremely hard. 
 
You feel a strong ache there! 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Wounded>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Wounded>b woman
bash woman

 
You swiftly dodge  *a Woman*  's attempt to slash you. 

 
Your bash at  *a Woman*   sends her sprawling. 
 
You hit  *a Woman*  's left leg extremely hard and shatter it.   ###yes!!###
 
Your victim is shocked by your hit! 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Awful>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves east.

o C HP:Fine>east

 *a Woman*  has arrived from the east.

* C HP:Fine> Cave 
A handful of tiny flowers lies here.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A pair of metal greaves are lying here.
The head of a Man is here, spiked to the end of a pole.
A thick pair of rigid leather sleeves are lying here.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
The corpse of a young ruffian is lying here.
The corpse of a young ruffian is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

* C HP:Fine>b woman

 Torment narrates 'blee kage proken' 

* C HP:Fine>bash woman
You don't see any woman here.

* C HP:Fine>west
 Wet Tunnel 
A tiny spider is here, eating a tiny bug.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East West.

* C HP:Fine>b woman
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves east.
bash woman
You don't see any woman here.

o C HP:Fine>east
b woman
 Cave 
A handful of tiny flowers lies here.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A pair of metal greaves are lying here.
The head of a Man is here, spiked to the end of a pole.
A thick pair of rigid leather sleeves are lying here.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
The corpse of a young ruffian is lying here.
The corpse of a young ruffian is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: North East West.

* C HP:Fine>bash woman

Your victim has disappeared!
 *a Woman*  leaves east.

* C HP:Fine>east
k *man*
 Dining Room 
The corpse of a young ruffian is lying here.
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
Exits: East West.

* C HP:Fine>They aren't here.

* C HP:Fine>east
k *man*
 Chambers 
The corpse of Scarred is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: West.

* C HP:Fine>* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Awful>
  *a Woman*   swiftly dodges your attempt to hit her. 

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Awful>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.

* C HP:Fine  *a Woman* :Awful>
 *a Woman*  panics, and attempts to flee.
 *a Woman*  leaves west.

* C HP:Fine>b woman
bash woman
You don't see any woman here.

* C HP:Fine>west
b woman
 Dining Room 
The corpse of a young ruffian is lying here.
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
Exits: East West.

* C HP:Fine>bash woman
You don't see any woman here.

* C HP:Fine>west

You hear some apparently close noise coming from the west.

* C HP:Fine>west
 Cave 
A handful of tiny flowers lies here.
A brass lantern has been set on the ground.
A pair of metal greaves are lying here.
The head of a Man is here, spiked to the end of a pole.
A thick pair of rigid leather sleeves are lying here.
A soft pouch, made from leather, has been left here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
The corpse of a young ruffian is lying here.
The corpse of a young ruffian is lying here.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: North East West.

* C HP:Fine> *a Woman*  leaves west.
 Wet Tunnel 
A tiny spider is here, eating a tiny bug.
Dragoth the Orc is standing here.   ###the calvary arrives###
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Stussy the Mountain Troll is standing here.
Bodycast is standing here.
Dolbaeb the Orc is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
 *a Woman*  is standing here.
Exits: East West.

* C HP:Fine>
Dragoth leaves east.
A hungry warg leaves east.
Stussy leaves east.
Bodycast leaves east.
Dolbaeb leaves east.
A hungry warg leaves east.
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the east.

* C HP:Fine>b woman
bash woman

Dragoth has arrived from the east.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.
Stussy has arrived from the east.
Bodycast has arrived from the east.
Dolbaeb has arrived from the east.
A hungry warg has arrived from the east.

Dragoth smites  *a Woman* 's right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear  *a Woman* 's death cry.
 *a Woman*  has drawn her last breath! R.I.P.  ###was lita###
Your victim has disappeared!


###hehe that was fun. naked level 11 troll vs level 10 puke in bree zone###

-----a little later on-------

* C HP:Hurt>south
 Old East Road Meets Greenway 
The head of a Dwarf is here, spiked to the end of a pole.
The corpse of a butterfly is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a hardened ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a hardened ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a duck is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
The corpse of a duck is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a butterfly is lying here.
The corpse of a butterfly is lying here.
Momma is standing here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^ Down.
Ynci has arrived from the north.
 *an Elf*  has arrived from the north.

* C HP:Hurt>north
 The Lane 
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^.
Ynci has arrived from the south.

* C HP:Hurt>k *elf*
south
They aren't here.

* C HP:Hurt> Old East Road Meets Greenway 
The head of a Dwarf is here, spiked to the end of a pole.
The corpse of a butterfly is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a hardened ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a hardened ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a duck is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
A beheaded corpse is lying on the ground.
The corpse of a duck is lying here.
The corpse of a young ranger is lying here.
The corpse of a butterfly is lying here.
The corpse of a butterfly is lying here.
Momma is standing here.
Exits: ^North^ ^East^ ^South^ ^West^ Down.
Ynci has arrived from the north.

* C HP:Hurt>east
east
 Large Road 
The corpse of *a Woman* is lying here.
Exits: ^East^ ^West^.
Ynci has arrived from the west.

* C HP:Hurt>k *elf*
 West of Bree 
 *an Elf*  is standing here.
Exits: [East] ^South^ ^West^.
Ynci has arrived from the west.

* C HP:Hurt>* C HP:Hurt  *an Elf* :Dying>
 
You hit  *an Elf*  's right hand extremely hard and shatter it. 
 *an Elf*  is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* C HP:Hurt  *an Elf* :Dying>
 
You hit  *an Elf*  's left leg extremely hard and shatter it. 
 
Your victim is shocked by your hit! 
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear  *an Elf* 's death cry.
 *an Elf*  has drawn her last breath! R.I.P.  ###was harmony###

###i was so happy to get harmony on my trophy. after this kill i dragged the corpse back to the tunnels and 
we proceeded to poke her dead body with sticks and spit upon her head spiked on a pole. the last i saw of her 
body, someone had written 'hardy boyz suck' on her lifeless body with her blood###

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Dagil2001-04-14 20:57:44
Nice, i wish her blood will feed many darkies
Bobbie2001-04-14 22:15:12
this log was as fun as taking a shit when youre at a party.
Nerf2001-04-14 22:29:41
Shut up you wank...go cheat some more.
Galerech2001-04-14 22:55:02
you check mumelogs at a party? chuckle
Hark2001-04-14 23:11:34
Elmir is a fucking idot, I say...uh...er, hey!Fucking eel, you shouldn't be let to parties.
Jalin2001-04-15 01:40:51
lol
Toe2001-04-15 12:12:52
Grats on level Bodycast!
Raichu2001-04-17 16:25:09
Elmir is just such a dumbshit too bad if he is called Bob rl he has same name as me :(
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