Logged by: *Alicia the Dwarf*
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Just some funny shit =)
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Tezcatlipoca leaves ^^NORTH^^.
Great Hall
A dark shadow, wreathed in flames and exuding malevolence, towers above you.
* W C Mana:Cold>
The Balrog swiftly dodges Khazdul's attempt to smite it.
The Balrog seems to draw energy from the lava and grows stronger.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Healthy Khazdul:Fine>
Xain cleaves the Balrog's right leg extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine Khazdul:Fine>
Tezcatlipoca slashes the Balrog's left foot extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine Khazdul:Fine>l
Burk pounds the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickles it.
The Balrog smites Khazdul's left foot extremely hard.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine Khazdul:Fine>
Elebor pounds the Balrog's left arm extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine Khazdul:Fine>Great Hall
The Balrog is here, fighting Khazdul.
Tezcatlipoca is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Khazdul is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Xain is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Drenical is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Elebor the Man is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Burk is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You cleave the Balrog's right arm extremely hard and tickle it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine Khazdul:Fine>stat
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The Balrog entangles you with his great whip, tearing your flesh!
The Balrog smites your left foot extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
Xain cleaves the Balrog's right hand extremely hard and tickles it.
Elebor pounds the Balrog's right leg extremely hard and tickles it.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
Tezcatlipoca slashes the Balrog's left hand hard and tickles it.
Burk pounds the Balrog's left leg extremely hard and tickles it.
The Balrog smites your left leg extremely hard and tickles it.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
A column of flame rises from beneath Tezcatlipoca, immolating him
Xain cleaves the Balrog's right arm extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine>Drenical smites the Balrog's body extremely har
d and tickles it.
OB: 177%, DB: 30%, PB: 34%, Armour: 8%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: berserk.
Needed: 199,396 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 11. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the left foot.
- noquit
- bless
- sanctuary
- strength
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine>
You cleave the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickle it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine>say whip
emo cuddles 'whip'
Ok.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The Balrog entangles the struggling Burk with his whip!
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine>
Elebor pounds the Balrog's left arm extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine>cry
Waaaaah...
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
An icy wind starts to blow in the room.
You panic!
You stand your ground!
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine>
Elebor drinks a flask of miruvor.
Tezcatlipoca sheathes an engraved broadsword into a weapon sheath.
Tezcatlipoca masterfully draws an ornate, steel-shafted warhammer.
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine>
The Balrog smites your body extremely hard.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Fine>l
Xain cleaves the Balrog's right leg extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
Drenical smites the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You cleave the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickle it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
Elebor pounds the Balrog's left leg extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
You are rescued by Khazdul, you are confused!
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The Balrog entangles the struggling Burk with his whip!
The Balrog smites Khazdul's right hand extremely hard and tickles it.
Khazdul smites the Balrog's right leg extremely hard and tickles it.
Khazdul says '!'
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
A column of flame rises from beneath Drenical, immolating him
Inactivity timeout postponed...
Xain cleaves the Balrog's right foot extremely hard and tickles it.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>Great Hall
The Balrog is here, fighting YOU.
Tezcatlipoca is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Khazdul is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Xain is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Drenical is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Elebor the Man is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Burk is here, fighting the Balrog (glowing).
Tezcatlipoca pounds the Balrog's left leg extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
Drenical smites the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The Balrog entangles the struggling Khazdul with his whip!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
Elebor pounds the Balrog's left arm extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
You cleave the Balrog's left foot extremely hard and tickle it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
The Balrog smites your head extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
An icy wind starts to blow in the room.
You panic!
You stand your ground!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
Khazdul smites the Balrog's right hand extremely hard and tickles it.
Elebor pounds the Balrog's left arm extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
The Balrog smites your body extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
A column of flame rises from beneath Tezcatlipoca, immolating him
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
Drenical smites the Balrog's right leg extremely hard.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
Xain cleaves the Balrog's left foot extremely hard.
You cleave the Balrog's right arm extremely hard and tickle it.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>say he doesnt like me?
The Balrog panics, and attempts to flee.
The Balrog leaves <<WEST<<.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>emo cuddles 'he doesnt like me?'
Ok.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>l
Great Hall
Tezcatlipoca is standing here (glowing).
Khazdul is standing here (glowing).
Xain is standing here (glowing).
Drenical is standing here (glowing).
Elebor the Man is standing here (glowing).
Burk is standing here (glowing).
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
Khazdul begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>cl
Elebor drinks a flask of miruvor.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>cast n 'cure light'
You start to concentrate...
Khazdul's spell backfires, and he squeals in surprise!
say cure me
Tezcatlipoca begins some strange incantations...
Your scratches and bruises disappear.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy>emo cuddles 'cure me'
Ok.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy>
Burk begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy>
Khazdul doesn't seem to be able to regain control of himself.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Icy>
Tezcatlipoca utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>
Burk utters the words 'cure light'
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>say wounded
Burk begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>
Tezcatlipoca utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>
Tezcatlipoca begins some strange incantations...
Drenical begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>emo cuddles 'wounded'
Ok.
Burk utters the words 'cure light'
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>
Tezcatlipoca utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.
Drenical utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.
Tezcatlipoca leaves <<WEST<<.
Great Hall
Elebor begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>say go
emo cuddles 'go'
Ok.
Tezcatlipoca leaves ^^NORTH^^.
Pool of Lava
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>
Tezcatlipoca leaves ^^NORTH^^.
Great Hall
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>l
Great Hall
Tezcatlipoca is standing here (glowing).
Khazdul is standing here (glowing).
Xain is standing here (glowing).
Drenical is standing here (glowing).
Elebor the Man is standing here (glowing).
Burk is standing here (glowing).
Tezcatlipoca leaves >>EAST>>.
Great Hall
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>
Tezcatlipoca leaves ^^NORTH^^.
Great Hall
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>
Tezcatlipoca leaves ^^NORTH^^.
Pool of Lava
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Icy>stat
OB: 177%, DB: 30%, PB: 34%, Armour: 8%. Wimpy: 0. Mood: berserk.
Needed: 196,091 xp, 0 tp. Gold: 11. Alert: normal.
Affected by:
- a light wound at the body.
- a light wound at the head.
- a light wound at the left foot.
- noquit
- bless
- sanctuary
- strength
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
Tezcatlipoca leaves ^^NORTH^^.
The Graven Throne
The Balrog is resting here.
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold>
Tezcatlipoca pounds the Balrog's left arm extremely hard and tickles it.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt Tezcatlipoca:Fine>
Drenical smites the Balrog's right leg extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt Tezcatlipoca:Fine>
Elebor pounds the Balrog's right leg extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt Tezcatlipoca:Fine>
You cleave the Balrog's right hand extremely hard and tickle it.
* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt Tezcatlipoca:Fine>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The heat burns you!
The Balrog smites your right foot extremely hard.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
Xain cleaves the Balrog's body extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Hurt>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The heat burns you!
Elebor pounds the Balrog's left hand extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
The Balrog smites your right arm extremely hard.
You cleave the Balrog's right arm extremely hard and tickle it.
Drenical smites the Balrog's body extremely hard.
Tezcatlipoca pounds the Balrog's right leg extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>say shit
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
Khazdul smites the Balrog's left arm extremely hard.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
The Balrog entangles the struggling Tezcatlipoca with his whip!
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>emo cuddles 'shit'
Ok.
Xain cleaves the Balrog's right leg extremely hard and tickles it.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
Burk pounds the Balrog's body extremely hard.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
An icy wind starts to blow in the room.
You panic!
You stand your ground!
The Balrog smites your head extremely hard.
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
You cleave the Balrog's left leg extremely hard.
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>say resc or so
emo cuddles 'resc or so'
Ok.
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
A column of flame rises from beneath Xain, immolating him
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold the Balrog:Wounded>
You are rescued by Burk, you are confused!
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The Balrog entangles Khazdul in his whip and hurls him out of the room!
Xain cleaves the Balrog's right leg extremely hard.
Drenical smites the Balrog's body extremely hard.
Elebor pounds the Balrog's right foot extremely hard.
The Balrog smites Burk's body extremely hard.
Tezcatlipoca pounds the Balrog's body extremely hard.
Burk pounds the Balrog's right foot extremely hard.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The heat burns you!
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Drenical smites the Balrog's head extremely hard and shatters it.
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold the Balrog:Bad>
You are rescued by Burk, you are confused!
Inactivity timeout postponed...
The Balrog smites Burk's left arm extremely hard.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The Balrog entangles the struggling Elebor with his whip!
The heat burns you!
Xain cleaves the Balrog's left arm extremely hard.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A column of flame rises from beneath Drenical, immolating him
Burk pounds the Balrog's body extremely hard and shatters it.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
An icy wind starts to blow in the room.
You panic!
You stand your ground!
The heat burns you!
You are rescued by Drenical, you are confused!
The Balrog smites Drenical's right arm very hard.
Burk heroically rescues Drenical.
Elebor pounds the Balrog's left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The Balrog entangles the struggling Burk with his whip!
Khazdul has arrived from the south.
Inactivity timeout postponed...
Khazdul smites the Balrog's body extremely hard and shatters it.
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Cold the Balrog:Awful>No way!
You are fighting for your life!
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Cold the Balrog:Awful>
Xain gets a blue scroll from a sable pouch.
Elebor pounds the Balrog's left leg extremely hard and shatters it.
The Balrog is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Cold the Balrog:Dying>
You are burnt by the heat of the Balrog!
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
* W C HP:Dying Mana:Cold the Balrog:Dying>south
Yes!
You're beginning to get the idea.
* W C HP:Dying Mana:Cold>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!
A warm feeling fills your body.
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
Khazdul begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
Khazdul begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>st
You are already standing.
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
Khazdul utters the words 'cure light'
Your scratches and bruises disappear.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
Burk begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
Drenical begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
Khazdul falls down laughing.
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>
Drenical begins some strange incantations...
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>lau
You fall down laughing.
Elebor says 'oUCh'
Tezcatlipoca leaves <SOUTH>.
Pool of Lava
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Cold>south
Drenical begins some strange incantations...
The heat burns you!
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>Great Hall
Exits: North East South West.
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>
Tezcatlipoca has arrived from the north.
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Cold>yel rofl
Ok.
#### When we are looting this happens =) ####
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Icy>exa me
Alicia, wielding a blackened dwarven axe, is standing here.
You see nothing special about her.
Alicia is a youthful female Dwarf.
Alicia the Dwarven Heroine has some big nasty scratches.
Alicia the Dwarven Heroine seems to have:
A light wound at the head,
A light wound at the left foot.
Alicia the Dwarven Heroine is using:
<wielded> a blackened dwarven axe (brand new)
<worn as shield> an ancient dwarven shield (used)
<worn on head> a great helm (brand new)
<worn on body> a thick metal breastplate (brand new)
<worn about body> a black warg fur (brand new)
<worn on arms> a heavy pair of vambraces (brand new)
<worn on hands> a thick pair of metal gauntlets (brand new)
<worn on legs> a heavy pair of greaves (brand new)
<worn on feet> a pair of iron-shod boots (used)
<worn around neck> a red ruby; it has a soft glowing aura
<worn around neck> a bronze medallion
<worn on wrist> a keyring with a set of lock picks
<worn on finger> a strange golden ring
<worn on finger> a sapphire ring
<worn on back> a leather backpack
<worn as belt> a gleaming belt
<worn on belt> a sable pouch
<worn on belt> a water skin
<worn on belt> a gem-inlaid knife (dented)
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Icy>l
Hall of the Valarauko
Tezcatlipoca is standing here.
Khazdul is standing here.
Xain is standing here.
Drenical is standing here.
Elebor the Man is standing here (linkless).
Burk is standing here.
Ardent tells you 'DARKIES' //Yay! =)
You hear some apparently very close noise coming from the east.
*Wind the Orc* has arrived from the east.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east.
*Samurai the Orc* has arrived from the east.
*Focus the Black Númenórean* has arrived from the east.
*an Orc* has arrived from the east.
*Durcano the Orc* has arrived from the east.
*Norsu the Orc* has arrived from the east.
*a Man* has arrived from the east.
### And I flee around, getting beat up some of course, almost get out and.. .###
Blackened Hall
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A black uruk, armoured heavily, stands confidently here.
A stone-grey troll advances toward you, with fury in its eyes.
A stone-grey troll advances toward you, with fury in its eyes.
Exits: East West.
* W C HP:Bad Mana:Warm>
Drenical yells 'we linkless half of us'
A black uruk slashes your body hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm a black uruk:Healthy>
You cleave a black uruk's right foot very hard and tickle it.
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm a black uruk:Fine>flee
A black uruk slashes your left foot and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
A grey troll barely hits your body and tickles it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm a black uruk:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC!
You couldn't escape!
You flee head over heels.
Blackened Hall
Exits: North South West.
*an Orc* yells 'oh '
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
## I'm lagging horribly, I think something was wrong with swedish servers or so, or maybe it was my ISP =) But like half *.ee's were linkless too so I dont know. I lost link over 20 times before Balrog but I figured that I didn't need good link for Balrog anyway =) ###
*an Orc* yells 'well'
*W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm flee //Type flee here coz of the lag
A black uruk has arrived from the west.
A black uruk has arrived from the west.
A black uruk has arrived from the west.
A black uruk has arrived from the west.
A black uruk has arrived from the west.
A grey troll has arrived from the west.
A grey troll has arrived from the west.
A black uruk lightly slashes your left arm and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm a black uruk:Healthy>flee
A black uruk slashes your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
* W C HP:Dying Mana:Warm a black uruk:Healthy>
You feel a strong ache there!
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
* W C HP:Dying Mana:Warm a black uruk:Healthy>
You are dead! Sorry...
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>l
Halls of Mandos
A large fountain, made from grey stone, pours water from its centre.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A Warning Sign for new players is here.
Khazgren is resting here.
Xain is resting here.
Burk is resting here.
Gosen the Elf is standing here.
Keiri the Woman is standing here.
Tezcatlipoca disappears into the void.
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
Xain says 'what the fuck is new'
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
Khazgren says 'did you get balrog?'
* W C HP:Awful Mana:Warm>
Nah...
You feel too relaxed to do that..
Nah...
You feel too relaxed to do that.. //Here commands go throoooooough =)
## Well not whining at all, just thought it was pretty funny, that's the reason I posted =)
I however feel sorry for Elebor and Tezcatlipoca, Xain etc who died linkless in there,
I know that it may have looked like linkdrop on their part to the orcs, but honestly link
was really horrible ##