Swedish wizeasses on tour
posted by Winterorc
2001-04-15 01:12:39
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I just went out for a while and the first I get is complaints...but on the other
o>
You stop using a dagger.

o>
You are carrying:
a dagger (dented)
a nasty orkish fang (brand new)
a red rose with leaves and thorned stem
a large sack
an elf-hide book
an elf-hide book
a cup

o>
You skillfully wield a nasty orkish fang, looking very evil-minded.

o>
You are hungry.

o>
Salta snarls 'byt desc, ska det vara så jvla svårt?'

o>
An elven slave yells 'HELP! Varvar ys trying to kill me in Slave Pen!'

o>
Salta leaves north.

o>No one by that name around here.

o>
An elven slave yells 'HELP! Varvar is tryang tu kall me in Slave Pen!'

o>Orc Living Area
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Exits: North South.

o>Orc Living Area
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Exits: East South.

o>A Tunnel
Exits: North West.


o>Guardpost at a Tunnel Fork
An officer of the Uruk-tarkhnarb stands before you.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
Exits: North East South.

o>East Fork
Exits: East West.

o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o>Cavern
Exits: North East South West.

o>Cavern
Exits: North East South.

o>Cavern
Exits: North East West.

o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...


o>west
The Commissary
A crudely wrought metal key has been carelessly left here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A large sack is on the ground.
A large sack is on the ground.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Gruksh, an orkish butcher is standing here.
Exits: East South.

*>Slaughter House
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
Exits: North East.

o>Slave Pen
You see four arrows on the ground.
There are two war arrows here.
The corpse of an elven slave is lying here.
A prisoner is sitting here, looking at you with sad eyes.
A prisoner is sitting here, looking at you with sad eyes.
A weary slave who has lost all hope sits here staring into space.
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
Varvar is standing here.
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: West.
A cockroach panics, and attempts to flee.
A cockroach leaves west.

*>
An elven slave yells 'HELP! Varvar is tryang to kill me an Slive Pen!'
Varvar sends an elven slave sprawling with a powerful bash.
Varvar crushes an elven slave's left foot extremely hard and shatters it.

*>
Varvar crushes an elven slave's right foot extremely hard and shatters it.

*>
Hark narrates 'I freeze fucking lag and fucker almost kills me'

*>
Varvar tries to crush an elven slave, but he parries successfully.

*>
An elven slave seems to have recovered his senses.

*>
An elven slave tries to hit Varvar, but he parries successfully.

*>
An elven slave yells 'HELP! Varvar is trying to kall me in Slave Pen!'
Varvar sends an elven slave sprawling with a powerful bash.

*>
Varvar crushes an elven slave's left foot extremely hard and shatters it.

*>
An elven slave seems to have recovered his senses.
Varvar crushes an elven slave's left hand extremely hard and shatters it.

*>
An elven slave panics, and attempts to flee.
An elven slave leaves west.

*>
Varvar leaves west.
A hungry warg leaves west.

*>
An elven slave has arrived from the west.

*>
Varvar has arrived from the west.
A hungry warg has arrived from the west.

*>
An elven slave yells 'HELP! Varvir is trying to kyll me in Slyve Pen!'
Varvar sends an elven slave sprawling with a powerful bash.
Varvar crushes an elven slave's right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
An elven slave is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

*>
A cockroach has arrived from the west.

*>
Varvar crushes an elven slave's right leg extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear an elven slave's death cry.
An elven slave is dead! R.I.P.

*>
You are hungry.

*>
Varvar leans over the corpse, tears it open, and fills his barrel with the
blood.

*>
Varvar leaves west.
A hungry warg leaves west.

*>
Salta tells you 'Är det svårt?'

*>
You suddenly notice Salta.

*>
Ok.
Salta closes the pendoor.

*>
Salta snarls 'Byt desc'

*>
Ok.

*>west
Slaughter House
A cockroach is scuttling across the floor carrying some debris.
Exits: North East.

o>
The pendoor closes quietly.

o>The Commissary
A crudely wrought metal key has been carelessly left here.
A strip of leather with a buckle is lying here.
A large sack is on the ground.
A large sack is on the ground.
An elite orc-guard is on sentry here.
Gruksh, an orkish butcher is standing here.
Exits: East South.

*>Cavern
Exits: North East West.

o>Cavern
A brown pond between old branches and roots is here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
The corpse of the orkish loremaster is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

o>A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o>A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o>A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o>A Tunnel Bend
Exits: North West.

o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o>A Tunnel
Exits: North South.

o>A Tunnel Bend
Exits: North West.

o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o>west
A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o>west
A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o>west
A Worn Tunnel
Exits: East West.

o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o>west
Cavern
A brown pond between old branches and roots is here.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
The corpse of the orkish loremaster is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

o>Cavern
Exits: North South West.

o>A Cavern
A grey shirt is on the ground.
Exits: South West.

o>west
Cavern
Exits: North East South West.

o>west
East Fork
Exits: East West.

o>west
Guardpost at a Tunnel Fork
An officer of the Uruk-tarkhnarb stands before you.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
A dark-skinned orkish veteran guard is on sentry here.
Exits: North East South.

o>Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

o>A Tunnel
Exits: North West.

o>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

o>west
Orc Living Area
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Exits: East South.

o>Orc Living Area
A mailbox stands here stuffed full of messages.
Exits: North South.

o>Orc Sleeping Warrens
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Takhr the orkish warden is standing here, looking greedily at your stuff.
Exits: North Down.

o>Takhr the orkish warden tells you 'It will cost you 5 silver pennies and 85
copper pennies per day.'
You have enough money for 27 days.
Takhr the orkish warden stores your stuff in the safe, and helps you into your
chamber.

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Orc Sleeping Warrens
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
Takhr the orkish warden is standing here, looking greedily at your stuff.
Dragóth is standing here.
Salta is standing here.
Exits: North Down.

Your default tongue is the Orkish
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o>
Salta snarls 'men sen sa han att det blir på tillbakavägen'

o>Enter new whois
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Min bästa kompis var en get
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: : : : : Salta snarls 'winterorc, din hora'
Dragóth say´s 'hmm'
Salta snarls 'byt desc innan jag skär upp ett nytt rövhål på dig'
Dragóth say´s 'asså det gånger jag snackar med han e på icq'
Dragóth say´s 'typ'
Dragóth say´s 'och det va ett jävla tag den'
Salta snarls 'jo, jag också'
Salta nods solemnly.
Dragóth say´s 'sen'
Salta snarls 'jag drar på guden och sätter dit winterorc'
Salta snarls 'pallar inte noquit'
Dragóth say´s 'för?'
Cancelled.

o>
You are hungry.

o>
Salta snarls 'svensk desc'

o>
Saving Winterorc.

o>
Salta snarls 'och framför allt arrogans'
Dragóth giggles.

o>Takhr the orkish warden tells you 'It will cost you 5 silver pennies and 85
copper pennies per day.'
You have enough money for 27 days.
Takhr the orkish warden stores your stuff in the safe, and helps you into your
chamber.

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Winterorc2001-04-15 01:14:15
jag önskar att dom kunde sluta vara så arga...
Heldo2001-04-15 01:15:19
jag fattar inte
Unknown2001-04-15 01:16:43
dårå
Unknown2001-04-15 01:17:10
va?
Rhuka2001-04-15 01:19:19
level 18 is some xp, just kill it.

Om man gör en fruktsallad på 10 äpplen, är det fortfarande en fruktsallad?

Om en människa stjäl en SAAB och kör på en tant, är det hans fel eller bilägarens?
Winterorc2001-04-15 01:19:36
Jag menar, OM han nu skulle ta fram sin "Gud", så vore det väl bäst om jag inte var där.. så jag sprang, ok?
Rogon2001-04-15 01:21:49
Mume need an age limit.
Winterorc2001-04-15 01:27:26
Var är det för skillnad mellan en mullvad och en grävmaskin, förrutom att bandvagnar...
Vänta, jag börjar om....

OM ruta A är fylld med en mullvad...
___ Och ruta B är fylld med en grävmaskin...
RUTA A-> |_|_|<-RAUK B
TUTILUR ->|C|_| <----------------------------------------- KULVERT 9; Sektion D
Ruta C består av en halv motorsåg och en grävling... Och den sista Rutan D
Består av Pizza...


Vem ska då bort?

Pizzan såklart! Pizzan har aldrig funnits med i "Den långa färden"!
Du vet, rävarna och allt det där...
Unknown2001-04-15 01:28:24
Heldo2001-04-15 01:30:18
E det bara jag som inte fattar fjollträskhumorn?
Winterorc2001-04-15 01:30:51
Dessutom, vad är det för fel att använda fantasin?
det är faktiskt grundstenen för fantasylir....
Unknown2001-04-15 01:31:27
Vänta nu... det här börjar spåra ur...
Unknown2001-04-15 01:31:54
Winterorc2001-04-15 01:33:39
Gnäll, gnäll, gnäll...
Unknown2001-04-15 01:41:40
jag har mar vittu! Dont fucking speak morbeth here!
Summersun2001-04-15 01:43:36
Speak English dammit or at least translate.. or maybe we need a separate log
page for people who speak animal.
Azg2001-04-15 01:50:37
Stupidest log of the century.
Just another Du2001-04-15 08:34:47
Wtf? Speak english!!!!we know you can!!!!*glare*(or atleast we hope)
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Johannes2001-04-15 17:49:43
Personally, Dragoth's "say's"-ing annoys me a lot more...
A real country2001-04-16 02:43:12
Can't we just nuke sweden and get it over with??
A gourmet2001-04-16 06:49:02
For god's sake, please evacuate the meatballs first!!!!

Moonshade2001-04-17 15:00:28
Get real
krul to heldo2001-04-17 19:11:20
winterorc är faktiskt från åmsele, i norrland, inte fjollträsk, förresten fattar jag inte att ni orkar bry er, låt killen ha min bästa kompis var en get som desc om han vill, det är ju inte som att mume kraschar p.g.a det ju...förresten var min bästa kompis också en get. lix.
Thruc2001-04-23 14:40:31
Och åmsele ligger 10mil norr om umeå. låååååååååååååååååångt ifrån fjollträske.
Jag har en fråga: Är tidelag förbjudet i mume?
Winterorc2001-04-27 12:07:40
jag har sista narren
Unknown2001-05-03 13:55:42
YEAH! YEAH! COCK!!! COCK!!!
Wiinterorc2001-05-28 14:14:42
oj, förlåt, jag hade fel.
det var visst

Pukes do suck
Winterorc2001-05-31 08:32:48
batt wadda fakk, thiss logg iss inn Swidish, dånt jo si?
Fili, the unkno2001-05-31 08:35:10
ALL YOUR EQ IS BELONG TO ME, OR UNTIL MY WORD OF RECALL FUCKS UP AND I CANT WIMP OUT OF A FIGHT AND DIE.
satan2001-06-01 12:10:55
i hate god
bork2001-06-01 12:11:09
kork
Unknown2001-09-19 11:56:30
sluta bråka alla

BORKBORK BORRRKRRKRKRKRKRK
Estonian unknow2001-10-23 16:32:26
Kuradi peded!
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