gayass pansy puke
posted by *orc*
2001-04-16 23:02:01
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some people have no qualms about killing someone with obvious link problems
* S>
You suddenly notice *a powerful Man*.
Suddenly *a powerful Man* stabs you in the back.

* S HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* removes a rapier.
*a powerful Man* skillfully draws a shortbow.

* S HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* S HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* shoots your head extremely hard.

* S HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* S HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
You swiftly dodge *a powerful Man*'s attempt to shoot you.

* S HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* S HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* shoots your head extremely hard.

* S HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* S HP:Fine *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* shoots your head very hard.

* S HP:Hurt *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* S HP:Hurt *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* shoots your body hard.

* S HP:Hurt *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* S HP:Hurt *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* shoots your right leg very hard.

* S HP:Hurt *a powerful Man*:Healthy>
*a powerful Man* nocks a missile in a shortbow.

* S HP:Hurt *a powerful Man*:Healthy>flee

*a powerful Man* strongly shoots your body and tickles it.

* S HP:Hurt *a powerful Man*:Healthy>*a powerful Man* nocks a missile in a shortbow.
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At this point i caught up and fled.  I hope your nutsack gets caught in a warg's maw, ya worthless piece o white trash
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Hmm..2001-04-16 23:09:13
..rapier + shortbow, you damn fullsetted overpowered pukethief!
Echo2001-04-16 23:27:06
Is it short log day or sumthin?
Fredde to Echo2001-04-16 23:56:50
NO!
Unknown2001-04-17 00:09:05
Twas Relim (who died earlier today).
Relim2001-04-17 00:16:21
Was me. This is bullshit, btw. This log cuts off the second TWO MORE orcs walk in and start beating the shit out of me. Many times, I've had this happen, orc stands there, does fuck all cus he's called his mates - it's called luring. Sheesh. Sure, if it had lasted much longer I'd've asked questions, and if your wimpy had kicked in and you'd fled then not moved, I'd've done not much else. But posting a 5 second log, you're obviously starved of attention and want yer mom to mollycoddle you. Get a grip.
Unknown2001-04-17 00:26:09
thx for posting - that log rocked
Lochdale2001-04-17 00:36:58
Do a little research. Good log on mume.net showing Relim sparing (indeed protecting from other pukes) a linkless orc &/or Troll. Relim may be a bitter, crusty angry englishman pining for the lost empire and the chance of one day buying Tony Adam's underpants on ebay, but his is not a linkless killer.
Elistan2001-04-17 00:50:16
hmmm. I wonder why the orc never showed his name...
Dagil2001-04-17 01:06:06
Damnit! you got stabbed to Fine!
Molak2001-04-17 02:27:05
disgrace to sauron!
Daisho2001-04-17 02:58:09
I though pukes only whine, you diserved to die. Blood for sauron.
Pee Wee Herman2001-04-17 03:18:56
Oh, wait... the word of the day is.. MOLLYCODDLE *RING RING RING RING RING*
EweOfLochdale2001-04-17 04:13:22
Baaaaaaaaaaaaa
Manute2001-04-17 04:45:07
when i saw this i just knew it had to be relim..only he could be one to pk w/ a rapier and a shortbow, *tickle* relim, and i agree w/ relim btw
An *orc's* mom2001-04-17 05:15:10
Stop beatin' up my baby you nasty man you or I gonna come slap ya upside the head with my purse and show ya a new place to keep that pointy little rapier of yours - - - it won't be pleasant.
Rage2001-04-17 05:41:09
Its ok, I had obvious link problems in warrens and yet 5 pukes had to kill me today... what goes around comes around I guess, makes me look all the better to have 5 pukes kill one lvl 16 lagged *orc* :)
Vorlin2001-04-17 09:51:07
A pointless, stupid log posted by an anonymous person with a misleading description. *clap*
Raichu2001-04-17 11:34:57
If you think somebody is linkless cause you can bash him 1 time or cause you canshoot him 4 times then you cannot kill anybody.
Hamfist2001-04-17 14:08:06
Relim is obviously a linklesskiller......
Relim2001-04-17 15:02:58
Hamfist is obviously a fuckwit...
grunge2001-04-17 15:38:57
Wow, what morons....why would relim kill some dainty tight-fisted orc wearing balerina slippers when he has allowed many others with fullsets to go unslain.
Too bad you didn't kill him....for posting his whiney piece of shit. and yes,
Hamfist: do you use honeyglazed ham in your fist for jacking off? it works well, i am glad there are others doing it.
Mouser the Griz2001-04-17 17:18:11
*laugh* If I was stabbed only to fine I would sit and fight too...... What is
he suppose to be a mind reader .... I hardly call this obvious link problem ...
and since when is link problems a reason to back off .... if it was no one should
wahck me when I am on my 800ms + modem link *spit* stop whining you cheesy
orc and be thankful he didnt have a real weapon instead of the toys he used.
*that orc*2001-04-17 17:20:52
no i was not luring, relim, i was afk =p
.....you guys are too uptight, it was a simple whining post and it got 22 comments!
*that orc*2001-04-17 17:21:25
oh and it said i was stabbed to fine, because it caused a CRITICAL at body lowering my maxhps
*that orc*2001-04-17 17:22:22
and you DIMWITS missed hamfist's sarcasm and mine as well
Jocke2001-04-17 17:55:17
If he thought you were linkless, he would have stabbed you again, and again.
God damn whine all the time.
Wryak2001-04-17 19:42:50
Well I counted 7 shoots after the stab, anyone ever gotten 7 shoots off a legend orc after stab w/o a single flee, bash or spell? :P
Azg2001-04-17 21:34:21
Um.. actually when I was even more newbie-ish as Grakk I used to take like 10 or so shoots from relim before my bash went through or I fled. So yes, Wryak I have.
Relim2001-04-17 22:56:01
Many orcs think, it's Relim, I'll hit him. Any second, I'll hit. Any second.... while they think this, I get 5 seconds of shots. Happens. Like I said, this log cuts off, seconds later two more come. Seen it before. I'm not even convinced this boy had link problems :) I mean, we don't even know who he is... what's there to be ashamed of, eh? (Except, he can't hit me)
*that orc again2001-04-18 02:19:05
relim i did not have link problems, that i already commented...that i was afk. but from your side...if I were you, I would have assumed linkfreeze on orc part.
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