Something to cheer pukes up with
posted by Stormblast
2001-04-17 12:17:09
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I knew some 4-5 pukes were around, folling me from Fnost, we ended up at s of Br
* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>open crack
ope crack
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>e
cast 'fireball' 1.chief
Smuggler's Hiding Place
The corpse of a chief of smugglers is lying here.
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
The corpse of a smuggler is lying here.
An experienced smuggler is here, conspiring with his cohorts.
An experienced smuggler is here, conspiring with his cohorts.
An experienced smuggler is here, conspiring with his cohorts.
The chief of smugglers is here, planning his next move.
A stocky mountain mule is here, waiting to serve.
Exits: West.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
You start to concentrate...

A chief of smugglers says 'YOU! Stormblast! 
You will die before your time.'
A chief of smugglers lightly slashes your right foot and tickles it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>flee
The crack closes quietly.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>flee
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You swiftly dodge a smuggler's attempt to slash you.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>flee

You swiftly dodge a smuggler's attempt to slash you.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
A chief of smugglers lightly slashes your right foot and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>flee
flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crack
flee
ope crack
Ok.
A smuggler lightly slashes your right leg and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
The crack closes quietly.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crack
flee
open crackope crack
Ok.
The crack closes quietly.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
flee
open crack
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
flee
ope crack
Ok.
A smuggler lightly pierces your right foot and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
The crack closes quietly.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crack
flee
ope crack
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crack
flee
The crack closes quietly.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crack
flee
ope crack
Ok.
A smuggler lightly slashes your right arm and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>The crack closes quietly.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crackope crack
Ok.
The crack closes quietly.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
flee
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crack
flee
open crackope crack
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!
The crack closes quietly.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>ope crack
Ok.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crackThe crack closes quietly.
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
flee
ope crack
Ok.
The crack closes quietly.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crack
flee
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>open crack
flee
open crack
flee
ope crack
Ok.
A smuggler lightly slashes your body and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
The crack closes quietly.
The exit west seems to blur for a while.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>ope crack
That's impossible, I'm afraid.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>ope crack
That's impossible, I'm afraid.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>ope crack
That's impossible, I'm afraid.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>ope crack
That's impossible, I'm afraid.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!
A smuggler lightly slashes your body and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>cast 'earthquake'

A smuggler lightly pierces your body and tickles it.

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You start to concentrate...

change spell quickly
You feel less protected.
Armour down!
A smuggler lightly slashes your left leg and tickles it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
Ok.
A chief of smugglers slashes your head very hard.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
A smuggler slashes your body.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>cast 'earthquake'
You start to concentrate...
A smuggler strongly pierces your right arm.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
A chief of smugglers slashes your right leg very hard.

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>q
You have to write `quit' - no less - to quit!

* W C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
A smuggler strongly slashes your head.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>cast 'earthquake'
You start to concentrate...
A smuggler strongly slashes your body.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>change spell quickly
You flee head over heels.
PANIC! 
You couldn't escape!

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
Ok.

* W C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>cast 'earthquake'
You start to concentrate...

A chief of smugglers slashes your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...

* W C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>cast 'lightning bolt' 1.chief

A smuggler slashes your left hand and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You start to concentrate...

cast 'magic missile' 1.chiefA smuggler slashes your left leg and shatters it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Bad Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You start to concentrate...

cast 'magic missile' 1.chiefA smuggler pierces your body hard and shatters it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Burning a chief of smugglers:Bad>
cast 'magic missile' 1.chief
You start to concentrate...
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!


cast 'magic missile' 1.chief
Ok.
Your magic missile hits a chief of smugglers.

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>cast 'magic missile' 1.chief
You start to concentrate...

cast 'magic missile' 1.chief
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

cast 'magic missile' 1.chief
Ok.
Your magic missile hits a chief of smugglers.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

* W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You start to concentrate...

cast 'magic missile' 1.chief
A smuggler pierces your left foot and shatters it.
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You are mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.

* W C HP:Dying Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>cast 'magic missile' 1.chief
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!

* W C HP:Dying Mana:Hot a chief of smugglers:Bad>
You feel a strong ache there!

You are dead! Sorry...


o W C HP:Awful Mana:Hot>
Alas, you realize that yet again the mighty knowledge of drowned Numenor has
been lost... Despair settles on you.
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Unknown2001-04-17 12:20:17
cast burning hands next time :)
Stormblast2001-04-17 12:21:49
Jaron came to help with eq, pukes managed to loot, we trapped Rza some s and he ported out (not much more than port and quake what he's capable of anyway), we went to check corpse, smugglers hit Jaron as he was berserk and he died to rangers. I was ok but decided to push it and looted jaron and instaripped to 8 rangers, mobdeath, down a level again. Thank you for some edgy emotions.
Rza2001-04-17 12:24:16
Stormblast who died to me in sewers yesterday? i think it was you, and you died to a magic missile not quake :/
Heldo2001-04-17 12:24:20
Pukes are lameasses!
Rza2001-04-17 12:24:56
Then after that i think some bn died in bakery from a fireball, no not a quake, i think he's name was stormblast
Stormblast2001-04-17 12:27:09
Hehe yeah Rza, but mentioning that I (level 22 then) was solo (in the start) and that I finished off your buddy and then got incap to mobs would help. You know you're not worth shit vs me in places you cannot run to mama-shady etc. Remember the house on rtt? I don't think I went past fine.
Stormblast2001-04-17 12:28:04
Again you forget to mention that you didn't cast one single spell on me, but spammed close door, while 2 of your buddies got 3 fballs off on me. Boy, I am beginning to enjoy this.
Rza2001-04-17 12:28:44
im not saying im better than you at all just that i dont always use quake, that was a looong time ago i did
Drakin2001-04-17 12:31:20
ponder didnt Stormblast do the same to baldurat at ohurk other day ?
At least he was in there when we came to check corpse after he had ripped blocked
inside at mobs
Grave2001-04-17 12:33:13
I didnt expect anything less. You would have happily fled me
in there when it was just you and me 1w of crack and you KNOW it.
I dont wish mobdeath on anyone, contrary to what you might believe,
so comf on that. I guess if Im clueless you must be more retarded
than I am. I lived, you died. Thanks for the trophy and stuff.
Stormblast2001-04-17 12:43:19
With Balduran or whoever I was resting naked with a highlevel mob and he kept entering and shattering me. I stayed with him in the room. Yes Grave, you lived I died, and if that's all you want from the game, then hmm, aren't there een better ways of getting cheap kills? What I am talking about is that you were many outside (well some1 had to spam close too eh?) and instead of putting up a fight, you just block some1 in with mobs. You weren't low or anything, 2 zones from your sweet safehaven and with hardons around. Cannot get much cheaper.
Eàle2001-04-17 12:47:32
it was me and rza who were in sewer yeasterday and im level 16.
Jaron2001-04-17 12:47:37
Slept cpl hrs, being all overeager that i'd get my connection back up. and forgetting to change moo agg, after bashing exit berserk, and loosing my best age ofcos. and manatark comes to get my eq(without me knowing it) and guess what,.. mobs to rangers. I was laughing my ass off rl.
Jaron2001-04-17 12:49:03
btw comf manat...i tried to say dont risk anything getting my eq as i was retiring jaron, but it came through on incap...
Grave2001-04-17 12:55:41
yep it was a cheap kill and thats exactly what i said after you
died, but you were trying same thing *shrug* anyway, comf to jaron
on mob.
Grave2001-04-17 12:57:51
and btw, at the time Stormie it was only me and Missy outside.
she blocked, I spam closed. other pukes came after you died
Stormblast2001-04-17 13:01:14
Me block you in with mobs and myself outside? Or more - get some1 to spam close so that I could block? Not very bloody likely! I have done that only once, to Orodreth, at demon wolves, and although we had been in contact for several minutes, I couldn't inflict any dmg to him, so guess what - he mobdied. Anyway, he came in to quake me and I was sure he'd be able to finish the 2 wolves off (stupid of me I guess). So when block wore off I entered to fight and found corpse to my surprise, then told myself to fuck off. Well what a touchy story.
Grave2001-04-17 13:14:40
At the risk of dragging this on further, Jarons corpse would have
completely decayed if I hadnt have gone back to smugglers and
noticed corpse. Right after daerandir and I killed shadow and looted
it decayed. Was lotta rangers in there not leaving for some reason
(all doors open). *love*
Gubbe2001-04-17 13:31:21
That was lame

Comf
Daerandir2001-04-17 14:10:05
well went to have some exp on smugglers...saw orcs corpse ...well whatever..was happy seeing that somone had whacked an *orc*
As it was scalped thouht someone darkside had his eq ...well whatever did my exp went for a money behind secret ...whooo! corpse of *Man*
well pity to hear about your mobrip ...second in few days i assume
comf :(
Fredde2001-04-17 14:13:30
comf stormie. bloody lame by pukes there.
Johannes2001-04-17 14:22:02
Does mood has any effect when bashing exits? I thought that was changed years ago.
At least it looks like Stormblast didn't mobdie.
Raichu2001-04-17 14:41:47
Stupid fucking lame pukes trying to make excuses for this shit. Every pker with a clue knows that Stormblast is a fair pker. Doing this lame stuff is just fucked up. Btw if somebody else does do this stuff, that is not the reason to go so low yourself. Where is your selfrespect??? I can't say its just boring lame way to kill opponents, used by ppl who cannot pk for SHIT. So consider yourself a sucker. I have spoken.
Raichu2001-04-17 14:43:21
I still wonder if those fuckers are spamclosing crack why don't you finish at last that chief before trying to flee ;P you would mobdie to those 3 without armour then anyway but the hardest hitter is at least dead. Maybe the pukes think the deathcry is yours and enter ;)
Alweon2001-04-17 15:11:51
Didn't read many comments, but wouldn't it have been better to spam close him inside while you blocked the block and escape? Then stop spamming close on the stoneslab and take your free 100k and wpts... At least you would have gained something for your efforts other than reinforcing your lameness...
A cheese vendor2001-04-17 15:15:05
Stormblast need any cheese to go with his whine?
Stormblast2001-04-17 15:23:33
Hehe, have you seen the Monty Python sketch about buying cheese? Remember what happened to the vendor? Btw, I don't think I could have finished the chief, casting through 4 mobs anything but stored shit and mm's (m & m candy) is not that easy. If I could have finished thie chief, the outcome could have been completely different.
Aschit2001-04-17 15:24:00
You seriously think Stormblast would have blocked you in with mobs? What would be the point? He obviously needs xp/eq since he has died so much lately. If he blocked you in do you seriously think he would have been able to stick around for 7 ticks until block wore off? You think no other pukes or hardeneds would have shown up in all that time? Blocking you in would have only added a worthless trophy to his list, and I doubt he thinks (thought!) poorly enough of you to make it worth the effort. I bet next time he will though.
A Lameazz Puke2001-04-17 15:35:49
I think darkies rock. I've been killed by darkies thousands of times and they never even tried to kill me in as lame a way as you just killed Stormblast. It seems Darkies are just a lot more noble than whities. But me, being a lameasspuke would have killed stormblast in an even lamer way had I had the chance.
Udo Spears2001-04-17 16:00:38
Lamer than my boobies!
morthe2001-04-17 16:12:10
well shit happen Stormie, what a difrennce if u are blocked or if you are two in closebale vs 1 and both spamm close rock. Remeber this? Personaly i think that grave sucks casue he didnt entered after u there and he lost 100k exp. What is the best ? that u get him sooner or later nad he will beg you for mercy, maybe he evene clean up your shoes who know. ;-)
morthe2001-04-17 16:17:09
ah btw this sketch is one of the best (i like more only one where michael P. is tryin to get job as manager -this really rocks) so stomrb say Ni and kill all pukes.
morthe2001-04-17 16:19:27
ah btw this sketch is one of the best (i like more only one where michael P. is tryin to get job as manager -this really rocks) so stomrb say Ni and kill all pukes.
Krown2001-04-17 16:24:35
What a stupid whimp he should atlest have gone in and closed door then he might have gotten the 100k free xp.
Comf on the death
Fredde2001-04-17 16:39:52
well grave died horrible in stonedoor like 2 h ago *cackle* and the best monthy phyton thing is funny walks! nod self
Gnarl2001-04-17 17:09:31
*comf* stormie .... was a lame kill..... At least have the balls to go in and
fight him...... Lame ass pukes! Are you too yellow to at least go in and
assist ... I'm glad you missed the exp. too.... clearly these assholes would intentionally
sun-die a troll too *spit*
Unknown2001-04-17 17:18:24
stormblast keep in mind 1 thing, karma (hint hint pontu)
Moonshade2001-04-17 17:19:18
This death is 90% your fault Stormblast. You do mob for key with XYZ pukes +
hardons on your tail, and then complain that someone uses mobs to kill you.
At the same time I bet you have/had zillions pukes on trophy, who died exactly
in same place with a help of those smugglers. I like your playstyle, but you are
way too predictable:) If I play puke, I always know where you run next, and what
places will you check. And that makes you easy victim for such traps.
GORETONGUE2001-04-17 17:43:27
Whatever it takes to kill your enemies. Backstab, call, poison, bash, use mobs...whatever. When your enemy is dead and you are not, you win. The only thing that matters is style -- this is true in RL and it is true on MUME.
Rogon2001-04-17 18:29:44
Heh stormblast did the same thing, then says pukes are so fucking lame? That's rather funny :) Soon mestan is gonna whine when some bn storeport from him.
Eylandir2001-04-17 19:32:31
I was chasing Stormblast and apparantly Jaron and was a second behind Rza who entered Gate and got blocked in. I stood outside for a while and lost link as always when on modem... Got back out at full health, full mana and armour and shield up, but not at the same place as I went linkless... figuring either Jaron or Stormblast hit me once and I auotfled... Thanks guys for not killing me linkless!
Eylandir2001-04-17 19:59:30
I was chasing Stormblast and apparantly Jaron and was a second behind Rza who entered Gate and got blocked in. I stood outside for a while and lost link as always when on modem... Got back out at full health, full mana and armour and shield up, but not at the same place as I went linkless... figuring either Jaron or Stormblast hit me once and I auotfled... Thanks guys for not killing me linkless!
Eylandir2001-04-17 20:06:07
Ehh.. how did that end up there twice..?
balzak2001-04-17 21:37:50
stormie is FREAKING AMAZING he will be level 40+ again before i go from level 26-level 30
Fredde to eylan2001-04-17 23:25:28
det kallas trycka på uppdatera!
Stormblast2001-04-17 23:59:09
I just love your ability to stay on tracks of a conversation, Rogon. Read the posts from the start and then tell me where did I do exactly the same thing. I am amazed though that you didn't mention any quaketrap or... erm... I dunno what - magic missile trap maybe?
Raichu2001-04-18 10:31:32
There comes only lotsa shit outta his mouth, don't care a lotabout it stormie=) hehe
Eylandir to fre2001-04-18 18:25:44
fan
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