Ehh, i think Samurai is right this time...

Why log in OOC? if you're so greedy for the ring you accept the risks .)

Comf both of u, and now shut up!

ITS A FUCKING GAME! GET OVER IT!

everything is fault of megaoverkilling wimpy moron Elestir who can't pk and is totally clueless , too bad i was drinking tequilla and not playing else only dead would be that lamer

btw dodging saphire rings r overpowered u should not be able use them with metal or shining, warriors with 175 defense is damn joke

8th rule of survival: Don't rent in Dark Tower or OOC...VT etc
=)

pathetic is having no real life friends and playing mume to substitute for your real life (which i do). if only i had an ounce of courage in real life i would go meet that 400lbs woman i have a crush on but for now i must just continue to have her in my dreams. im sorry if i sound utterly pathetic but this is my life and i cannot change a thing since i am a total loser. I AM A TOTAL LOSER AND I CANNOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!

who ever wrote the last one is an idiot...nuff said.
1st Rule of Survival in MUME: Do NOT under any circumstance log on!

2nd Rule of Survival in MUME: If You by mistake HAVE logged on, RENT INSTANTLY.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ENFORCER

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN ENFORCE IS HOMOSEXUALITY ON OTHERS

Damn I want this account system here... I allready coded one...

gothmog, accounts?? =)

Why survive?

Im gay!

Oh btw, it really was me who made the comment above! Im gay! You got a problem with that? PUNK!

Laugh, supermegaoverkilling ultramoron who can only get kills in traps is accusing me of overkilling! Yea, it sure takes lot of skill to group 7+ ppl and be ready to portal/spam anywhere you hear narrate about enemies, especially with 4 rock fragments in his pouchs (would be 5, but I didn't let him loot it, since I had 0, and thats why he is mad on me now).
It is also obvious that he drunk too much tequilla, so I cant even take his words seriously, thats only thing that can explain this heap of shit coming from his mouth.
Difference between us is that I hugegroup for xp/smob/raids, Smrtifuck hugegroups ALWAYS and mostly for PK. I would have been there solo, if I could solo sage, too bad I can't. Also you really can't blame ANY puke for hugegrouping when p(Smrtihlav) is playing ANY of his darkies, because you simply know there is gang of 7+ ppl somewhere ready to portal/spam on you anywhwere you may want to go. Thus you have to hugegroup to be safe from this moron.

real fun ...it's about time to get this bloody account system working.
those little fuckups putting their wet dreams into others mind (literally) by using wellknown names from mume are real buggers ... soon i'll give up reading comments :)

Yes, 10db rings are powerful, but at least as powerful are battleshamans in shining with defence better than any other class in game, decent ob, bob, and other useful spells. It seems that in eyes of Smrtihlav, only he has the right to have overpowered char.

But of course he reserves that right!

On a side note, I can not be dubbed a redshirt anymore, as Elestir seems to be able to keep most of his groupmembers alive, as opposed to some other czechs I've met in the dark past of my muming career!!! Also, be on the lookout for Cisco routers, they are tasty, but dont use them with wireless thingythangys, ok?

LOL :P. Well i can't manage in MUME, but i do love reading these comments:P.
Everything people think of ye, i love you all :*.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Maybe I am hallucinating again, but did Smrtihlav just call someone else a megaoverkiller? I better go see the nut-doctor, cause I think I just busted one of em laughing at that comment.

I'm confused, I always thought Smrti and Tairach were two of those connected-at-the-hip players. :/

Is this sSamurai really that sick?

not gonna comment shit he is talking , just small note that Elestir rl smells like shit :P

Poop smells like shit too.

Someone so dumb like p(Smrtihlav) is can't insult me, really. Tho thanks for the info about how your shit smells. I never tried to figure out... You gotta enjoy your time at WC.

Hey S and E... take it easy =) It's juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a freaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaking rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come ooooooooooooooooooon guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeeze both* :-)

Noo, keep fighting it is amusing.

Someone is doing a fucking good work at commenting in elestirs/smrtihlavs names! Took me 5 minutes to write this cause of all the laughing!

I am gay

I am a gay person

I am gay also!

I am gay

damn ya fscking gays! i knew it all the time!!!

I am gay too!

Don't bother with the account system. This is too funny to miss. I want moremoremoremore!

You little nerds have no idea what a real homo is!

Were u smobbing Elestir when u killed me with a group of 5 in necro? I don't think so since u all hitted me insta and i was 3rd orc in the room.

I am really gay rl give me a ring at 1800 i am gay

i am aram i live in petoskey MI in the US of A and i am gay

Samurai, you gutless bastard, kill that SOB Diamonium for humiliating you publicly or go hide behind a rock someplace. How much are you going to take from the prick?

We were indeed 5 at necro, 2 of us not legends and yes we did some smobs before we came. Why did we come? We came to help newbies around bree who were complaining about your group. We honestly didn't know your numbers, suspected more than 3.

Hrm, I thought Elestir and Smirt both .cz and rl friends...I am missing
smth here ??????

The only thing Diam' s posts prove is that you shouldn't group with him because he's a psychotic loser who'll amp on your ass if he gets mad with you. It better to group with a wet noodle like Samurai because you can walk all over him and he'll still grovel like a whipped dog.

It clearly overstates and oversimplifies Diam's problems to call him a "psychotic loser." It's apparent from his recent tirades that Diam suffers from complex personality disfunctions, sociopathy and delusions of self-worth in addition to being a psychotic loser. These are classic symptoms associated with tiny penises, so cut him some slack. Remember Diam, size really isn't important----you can still be a good person (just not in bed with somebdy else).

Another mume.net lovefest in progress. Anyone think it's ironic that all these lovers of Tolkien are orcs in real life? :)

*comfort* on the penis thingy, DIAM. Look on the bright side. With your looks and personality you'll never get another person to go to bed with you anyway, so at least you won't be humiliated sexually until they invent blow-up dolls with good taste.

ROTFL ROTFL at Sigmund!

freud is a loser. just because i have a small penis and no sex life, friends, money, ambitions, prospects, hope, etc doesnt make me a loser. what makes me a winner is that i am ABLE TO USE CAPS TO FUCKING SAY SHIT IN MUME LIKE IM A TOUGH GUY. i feel like im a king (queen in my case) when i do those many caps. fear my capslock and my pathetic life. p.s. i am a fucking loser who gets little to no respect on mume and real life (i cant tell them apart). does anyone wish to fight in real life? ill spam emote you with caps that you.. oh shit i cannot emote in real life like i thought. i must be stupid as well

I don't think Diam really wrote that last post. There were too many words spelled correctly and not enough CAPS.

P.S. Just cause he didn't write it doesn't mean it isn' t all true because we all know it is. Maybe he had his dog write it.

Didn't he strangle his dog?

I FOUND A NEW DOG AND I PLAY WITH HIS BALLS ALL THE TIME!!!

Stop licking me there you pervert!

I think these comments are very funny indeed and if any of you people should ever consider a career in standup comedy I'll
a. have you killed.
b. Hire you for my personal pleasure.
d.none of the above.

I AM SUCH TEH SHIT-EATING ASSHOLE, SORRY, PLEASE KILL ME