Kill Bill!
posted by Merilon
2001-04-23 08:58:08
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no pk here, just kinda funny.
Greymantle leaves north.
Very Steep Passage
Faster and faster, you slide down the steep passage.
Sinister-looking Cave
On the ground, there are two barrels.
A small campfire burns here, its low flames giving off only a little light.
A pan is here, ready for use.
A half-rotten corpse is hanging here.
Bill the stone-troll holds a large sack ready to bag you.
Tom the stone-troll brandishes his great club at you.
Bert the stone-troll licks his lips at the prospect of food.
Aknaten the Half-Elstand
f is sitting here.
Meagyn the Woman (mea) is sitting here (glowing).
Bren the Dwarf is sitting here.
Suddenly Greymantle falls down from the hole in the wall and lands with a thud.
* C HP:Fine>
Greymantle clambers on his feet.
* C HP:Fine>
Bren clambers on his feet.
Aknaten clambers on her feet.
* C HP:Fine>
You stand up.
* C HP:Fine>cast 'fireball' troll
Meagyn (mea) lisps 'what dir'
You start to concentrate...
Aknaten begins some strange incantations...
cast 'fireball' troll
Tom the stone-troll crushes Aknaten's left hand extremely hard.
* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
Ok.
Your fireball completely envelops Bill the stone-troll in flames.
Bill the stone-troll says 'Bastard! I'll jez you for thah, Merilon!'
Bill the stone-troll says '
You xon'w leave my cahe alixe, Merilon!'
Tom the stone-troll says 'I till junv you unhil you're dead, Aknahen!'
* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
Meagyn (mea) clambers on her feet.
* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
Bill the stone-troll crushes your left foot extremely hard.
* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
Meagyn (mea) intercepts Bert the stone-troll's blow.
Bert the stone-troll tries to crush Meagyn (mea), but she parries successfully.
Greymantle tries to slash Bill the stone-troll, but he parries successfully.
Bill the stone-troll says 'Basgard! I'll jeh you for hvaz, Treymanhle!'
Bill the stone-troll says '
You zon'j leave my cahe alive, Greymanwle!'
Bert the stone-troll says 'I hill xunz you unvil you're dead, Meatyn!'

* C HP:Fine Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
You start to concentrate...
Tom the stone-troll strongly crushes Aknaten's right foot.
Aknaten says 'ack'
Aknaten panics, and attempts to flee.
Aknaten panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.
Bill the stone-troll crushes your body extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
Aye! 
You cannot concentrate any more...
* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>say rescue

Bren joins Greymantle's fight.
Bill the stone-troll says 'Basward! I'll feh you jor tzah, Bren!'
Bill the stone-troll says 'Blimey! Txis one looks taswy.'
Bren smites Bill the stone-troll's right leg extremely hard.
* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
Bert the stone-troll strongly crushes Meagyn (mea)'s right leg and tickles it.
* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
Ok.
Aknaten panics, and attempts to flee.
Aknaten leaves west.
* C HP:Hurt Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>f

Bill the stone-troll crushes your left arm extremely hard and shatters it.
You feel a strong ache there!
* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>PANIC! 
You can't quit the
  fight!
* C HP:Wounded Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
Tom the stone-troll joins Bill the stone-troll's fight.
Tom the stone-troll crushes your right foot extremely hard and shatters it.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
Bill the stone-troll says 'Blimey! This one looks hasxy.'
Bren sends Bill the stone-troll sprawling with a powerful bash.
Tom the stone-troll says 'I fill xunx you until you're dead, Merilon!'
Bert the stone-troll barely crushes Meagynf
 (mea)'s body and tickles it.
* C HP:Bad Mana:Burning Bill the stone-troll:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
Very Steep Passage
Exits: South Down.
Faster and faster, you slide down the steep passage.
You are in a pretty bad shape, unable to do anything!
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>
Saving Merilon.
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>Score
-4/155 hit, 111/127 mana, and 100/105 moves.
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>Score
-4/155 hit, 111/127 mana, and 100/105 moves.
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>Score
-4/155 hit, 111/127 mana, and 100/105 moves.
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>Score
-4/155 hit, 111/127 mana, and 100/105 moves.
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>Score
-4/155 hit, 111/127 mana, and 100/105 moves.
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>Score
-4/155 hit, 111/127 mana, and 100/105 moves.
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>Score
-4/155 hit, 111/127 mana, and 100/105 moves.
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>Score
-4/155 hit, 111/127 mana, and 100/105 moves.
### few ticks later
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
* C HP:Dying Mana:Burning>

You are dead! Sorry...

o C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>Score
1/155 hit, 111/127 mana, and 101/108 moves.
* C HP:Awful Mana:Burning>trophy troll
                *** TROPHY *** (Number Killed, Knowledge, Mobile)

|   1,  0%,  Bill the stone-troll      |   4,  1%,  A filthy troll            |
|   2,  0%,  A misshapen troll         |   8,  2%,  A cave troll              |
|   5,  1%,  A bulky cave troll        |   3,  0%,  A grey troll              |
|  13,  3%,  A brutish forest troll    |  13,  3%,  A huge stone troll        |
|   5,  1%,  A large troll             |   2,  0%,  A cave troll              |
|  14,  5%,  A young troll             |  18,  4%,  An ugly forest troll      |
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Merilon2001-04-23 08:59:12
Guess my fireball is a little too fast :)
Dardhel2001-04-23 09:04:55
Least it wasn't a mobdeath
Vorlin2001-04-23 11:13:18
Heh, not exactly done with military precision. *laugh/comfort*
Fragir2001-04-23 11:22:01
Some ppl are damn funny (I don't say newbie only because i ready don't know you) :P. Maybe just don't buff BBT next time to bad with mage when u have 50% chance to flee to that climb, or turn climb off before flee next time :)
Mr. Smarty2001-04-23 15:42:34
Sarcasm is "Wit" of the uneducatid man.
-George Bush Jr.

Come on, anyone can look at a log and point out
where you screwed up. How 'bout a nice polite statement or
a simple "You sleep with your mom," type of statement. Please1
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