Fuckup of the month.
posted by Toker
2000-04-03 20:32:53
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I and Deagol had been fighting Shadrach, Politician and some other orc at Slag.
* R W C Mana:Hot>o
cha mood wimpy
Ok.

* R W C Mana:Hot>sq

search quick
You begin to search ...

* R W C Mana:Hot>arm
cast 'armour'
You start to concentrate...

A blue transparent wall slowly appears around you.

* R W C Mana:Hot>east
Trail through the Mountains
Exits: East West.

* R W C Mana:Hot>east
Bend in the Trail
A hungry warg stands here, sniffing around for flesh.
Exits: South West.

* R W C Mana:Hot>south
Bend in the Trail
Exits: North East South.

* R W C Mana:Hot>south
Rocky Path
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
*Burzum the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North East West.

* R W C Mana:Hot>east
east
Rocky Path
*Politician the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: East West.* R W C Mana:Hot>*Politician the Orc* tries to smite you, but your parry is successful.

south
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R W C Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Wounded>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R W C Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Wounded>
You barely pierce *Politician the Orc*'s body and tickle it.

* R W C Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Wounded>
Déagol has arrived from the east.

* R W C Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Wounded>
Déagol leaves << west >>..

* R W C Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Wounded>cp

*Shadrach the Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.

* R W C Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Wounded>*Shadrach the Orc* leaves < < WEST > > riding a hun
gry warg.
cast 'colour spray'
You start to concentrate...

*Shadrach the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

*Shadrach the Orc* leaves < < WEST > > riding a hungry warg.

Ok.
You spray *Politician the Orc* with many-coloured rays of bright light.

* R W C Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Awful>
*Burzum the Orc* has arrived from the west.

* R W C Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Awful>
*Shadrach the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*Burzum the Orc* leaves << east >>..
You dodge a bash from *Politician the Orc* who loses his balance and falls.

* R W C Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Awful>
*Politician the Orc* smites your left leg and tickles it.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Awful>f

You lightly pierce *Politician the Orc*'s head and shatter it.
*Politician the Orc* is stunned and will probably die soon.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Awful>
*Shadrach the Orc* leaves < < EAST > > riding a hungry warg.
*Burzum the Orc* has arrived from the east.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Awful>*Burzum the Orc* pounds your right hand hard.

You feel a strong ache there!
*Shadrach the Orc* has arrived from the east riding a hungry warg.
PANIC! 
You can't quit the fight!

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Politician the Orc*:Awful>*Shadrach the Orc* quickly approaches, trying
 to smite you.
You flee head over heels.
Rocky Path
The corpse of *a Man* is lying here.
Exits: North East West.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>west
west
north
hit $target

Iolo narrates 'but no lag in spain'

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>Rocky Path
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: North East South.* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>
Alas, you cannot go that way...

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>A Slag Pit
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: South Down.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>They aren't here.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>south
Rocky Path
An orc soldier is standing here.
*Burzum the Orc* is standing here.
Exits: North East South.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot>east
*Burzum the Orc* quickly approaches, trying to pound you.

No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Burzum the Orc*:Healthy>north

You strongly pierce *Burzum the Orc*'s right leg and tickle it.
*Burzum the Orc* pounds your body very hard.

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Burzum the Orc*:Fine>flee
No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Hot *Burzum the Orc*:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
A Slag Pit
The corpse of an orkish patrol-leader is lying here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
An orc soldier is standing here.
Exits: South Down.

 -- And off I go. I thought Polit. was going to spam Slag Pit. --
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