I am sleeping at Grinder, when suddenly...
I come to grinder after being spared by Relim (my stupid sleeping and going afk log to come later... thnx man, you rox btw)
o W HP:Wounded>A Deserted Cave
A very heavy branch is lying here on the ground.
A very heavy branch is lying here on the ground.
A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.
A noticeable crack runs down one of the walls.
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A statue of Aucher the Troll is here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Soboth, wielding a stone club, is standing here.
Yeti, wielding a longsword, is sleeping here.
Exits: West.
o W HP:Wounded>sleep
You go to sleep.
o W HP:Wounded>Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
o W HP:Wounded>130/492 hit, and 116/124 moves.
(about 3 mins later, from out blue...)
Soboth crushes your left foot extremely hard.
You feel a strong ache there!
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Healthy>
You stab Soboth's body extremely hard.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Fine>
Tutankhamun narrates 'sazu fobla elv after me, abr'
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Fine>
Soboth crushes your body extremely hard and tickles it.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Fine>
You stab Soboth's right arm extremely hard.
You are thirsty.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Fine>f
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Fine>
You drink the water.
You do not feel thirsty anymore.
Soboth tries to crush you, but your parry is successful.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Fine>
You flee head over heels.
A Stone Stair
A huge olog-hai troll is here staring blankly at you.
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
Exits: East Down.
o W HP:Fine>whois soboth
Soboth is a level six Mountain Troll Softskin.
(OK, this kinda pisses me off. Never met this fux b4)
o W HP:Fine>Change Mood Aggressive
Ok.
o W HP:Fine>e
A Deserted Cave
The petrified statue of the Great Olog Trix stands here forevermore.
A statue of Aucher the Troll is here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Grinder, the expert on all things dark is standing here.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
A loyal clan troll of the Grinder stands here faithfully.
Soboth, wielding a stone club, is standing here.
Exits: West.
o W HP:Fine>k soboth
You stab Soboth's left arm extremely hard.
Bash
Stand
Soboth strongly crushes your left foot and tickles it.
Soboth tries to crush you, but your parry is successful.
Your bash at Soboth sends him sprawling.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Hurt>
----->Soboth IS BASHED by YOU<-----
Standing
You stab Soboth's body extremely hard.
You stab Soboth's right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Soboth seems to have recovered his senses.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Hurt>Bash
Stand
Soboth tries to crush you, but your parry is successful.
Your bash at Soboth sends him sprawling.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Hurt>
----->Soboth IS BASHED by YOU<-----
Standing
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Hurt>Bashed
You stab Soboth's right hand extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You stab Soboth's right foot extremely hard and shatter it.
Soboth seems to have recovered his senses.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Bad>Bash
Stand
Soboth tries to crush you, but your parry is successful.
Soboth crushes your head extremely hard and tickles it.
Your bash at Soboth sends him sprawling.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Bad>
----->Soboth IS BASHED by YOU<-----
Standing
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Bad>
You stab Soboth's right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You stab Soboth's left hand extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Soboth seems to have recovered his senses.
o W HP:Fine Soboth:Awful>Bash
Stand
You stab Soboth's left arm extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
You receive your share of experience.
Congratulations! This is the first time you've killed it!
Your blood freezes as you hear Soboth's death cry.
Soboth has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Standing
o W HP:Fine> Get All All.Corpse
o W HP:Fine>
You get a metal shield from the corpse of *a Troll*.
You get a stone club from the corpse of *a Troll*.
You get a plain leather belt from the corpse of *a Troll*.
You get a water skin from the corpse of *a Troll*.
o W HP:Fine>burn corpse
You gather wood and prepare a pyre.
You set fire to the corpse.
* W HP:Fine>rest
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
* W HP:Fine>sc
450/506 hit, and 126/126 moves.
* W HP:Fine>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Sugga - Troll Crusher Cave
Shaw - A Deserted Cave
Soboth - Chamber of the Trolls
* W HP:Fine>Change Mood Aggressive
Ok.
* W HP:Fine>
Sugga has arrived from the west.
* W HP:Fine>tel sugga whois this soboth and why does he attack me?
Sugga gets a stone club from a crack.
* W HP:Fine>
Ok.
* W HP:Fine> Sugga gets a thin pair of soft leather boots from a crack.
Sugga says 'sameside pkiller'
Sugga says 'moron'
(a known samesider in warrens... hmm let's give him a lesson he will never forget!)
* W HP:Fine>tel sugga he dies
Ok.
* W HP:Fine>nod sugga
You nod in agreement with him.
* W HP:Fine>
Sugga nods solemnly.
Soboth has suddenly arrived.
* W HP:Fine>
Tutankhamun narrates 'he ssc'
* W HP:Fine>stand
You stop resting, and stand up.
* W HP:Fine>Bash soboth
Stand
Soboth tells you 'fack urood'
(as if I needed any other reason.)
Your bash at Soboth sends him sprawling.
You stab Soboth's right hand extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
* W HP:Fine Soboth:Awful>
----->Soboth IS BASHED by YOU<-----
Standing
* W HP:Fine Soboth:Awful>
You stab Soboth's right arm extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes!
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear Soboth's death cry.
Soboth has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
* W HP:Fine> Sugga howls triumphantly.
* W HP:Fine> Sugga licks you.
* W HP:Fine>' I will keep killing him
Emote rasps I will keep killing him
Ok.
* W HP:Fine> Sugga nods solemnly.
* W HP:Fine>tel soboth I will keep killing you
Ok.
* W> Sugga brutally tears off the head of the corpse of *a Troll*, and spikes it to the
end of a pole!
* W>tel soboth your best bet is to quit
Ok.
* W> Sugga nods solemnly.
* W> The last ashes blow in the wind as the fire slowly disappears.
o W>' I’m gonna kill this punkass somemore
Emote rasps I’m gonna kill this punkass somemore
Ok.
Sugga nods solemnly.
Sugga says 'lemme'
Sugga says 'I want'
Sugga bounces around.
o W>' if he comes back
Emote rasps if he comes back
Ok.
o W>' ok
Emote rasps ok
Ok.
Sugga nods solemnly.
o W>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Vakola - Dirt Tunnel
Sugga - A Deserted Cave
Shaw - A Deserted Cave
Soboth - Chamber of the Trolls
o W>' even tho he attacks me sleeping
Emote rasps even tho he attacks me sleeping
Ok.
Sugga says 'I kick his ass'
o W>' for no reason
Emote rasps for no reason
Ok.
Sugga nods solemnly.
Sugga says 'yup'
Sugga says 'died same way with bn'
o W>' he thought he would kill me?
Emote rasps he thought he would kill me?
Ok.
Sugga says 'some fucker'
o W>' he is stupid
Emote rasps he is stupid
Ok.
Sugga says 'you were low?'
Soboth has suddenly arrived.
Soboth leaves west.
o W>w
Sugga leaves west.
o W>A Stone Stair
A huge olog-hai troll is here staring blankly at you.
A young and vicious olog-hai eagerly awaits intruders.
Sugga, wielding a stone club, is standing here.
Exits: East Down.
o W>
Sugga leaves down.
o W>where
Players in your zone
--------------------
Vakola - Dirt Tunnel
Sugga - A Dark Tunnel
Shaw - A Stone Stair
Soboth - A Tunnel
o W>alias 5 Kill Soboth
Ok.
o W>d
At a Nexus
Exits: North East South West Up.
Soboth tells you 'what is ya facking problem'
o W>tel Soboth you are the problem, I am the solution.
Ok.
(ok, so I didn't make it up, but is sure applies here.)
o W>e
An Underground Stream
Exits: East West.
o W>e
A Dark Tunnel
Exits: North West.
o W>n
A Dark Tunnel
Exits: East South.
o W>e
A Dark Tunnel
Clunker, a big oafish son of a cave-troll is shambling about in here.
An old, strong cave troll is standing here.
An old, strong cave troll is standing here.
Exits: North West.
o W>n
A Tunnel
Exits: East South.
o W>5
Kill Soboth
They aren't here.
o W>e
A Gutted Tunnel
Exits: East West.
o W>e
5
A Gutted Tunnel
Exits: East West.
o W>Kill Soboth
They aren't here.
o W>e
5
A Gutted Tunnel
Soboth is standing here.
Exits: East West.
o W>o W Soboth:Awful>
Kill Soboth
Your attempt to stab Soboth fails.
Sugga has arrived from the east.
o W Soboth:Awful>
Soboth fails to hit you.
o W>
Soboth panics, and attempts to flee.
Soboth leaves west.
Sugga leaves west.
o W>w
Soboth has arrived from the west.
A Gutted Tunnel
Sugga, wielding a stone club, is standing here.
Exits: East West.
Sugga leaves west.
o W>e
5
A Gutted Tunnel
Exits: East West.
o W>o W Soboth:Dying>
Soboth has arrived from the east.
Kill Soboth
You stab Soboth's body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
Soboth is mortally wounded and will die soon if not aided.
----->Soboth IS GONNA DIE<-----
o W Soboth:Dying>w
No way!
You are fighting for your life!
o W Soboth:Dying>
You stab Soboth's body extremely hard and shatter it.
You receive your share of experience.
Yes!
You're beginning to get the idea.
Your blood freezes as you hear Soboth's death cry.
Soboth has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Sugga has arrived from the west.
Sugga leaves east.
Sugga has arrived from the east.
o W>gig
o W>
You giggle.
Sugga howls triumphantly.
o W>burn corpse
You gather wood and prepare a pyre.
Sugga says 'got him awful'
nod
clap
You set fire to the corpse.
* W>
You nod solemnly.
* W>
You clap your small hands together.
* W>
You are now a member of Sugga's group.
* W>
Sugga giggles.
(ok, so a real opportunity shows up...)
A vicious olog-hai yells 'An Elf is here at Cave!'
(Some action w/pelf, nokills…)
(later...)
o W>yell trollies, don't sleep grinder while Soboth is on, he will sameside pk you here.
Ok.
o W>
Saving Shaw.
o W>
Draught tells you 'care to tell me why you killed soboth three times in a row?'
o W>tel draught he attacked me while sleeping grinder
Ok.
o W>tel draught so I think he needs to be eliminated alltogether
Draught tells you 'every time?'
o W>whois draught
Draught II Windyfoot is a Vala, one of the Aratar.
Etc. etc, some pretentious pukegodling descr.
o W> Soboth has suddenly arrived.
o W> Sugga says 'you think sameside pkill is ok as troll?'
o W>tel draught he needs elimination, I am the troll police, the gods make no provision for justice in warrens.
Ok.
o W> Sugga says 'don't kill or attack other players'
o W> Sugga says 'unless they are elves, hobbits men or dwarves'
o W> Sugga says 'why did you attack shaw?'
o W> Sugga says 'he said you did'
o W> Soboth says 'no'
o W> Sugga says 'who is lying here?'
o W> Sugga says 'shaw, did he attack you?'
o W> Soboth says 'sa i dont attack'
(all this business going on, I am talking to pukegodling)
o W> tel draught and if he comes out, I will kill him again, he needs to learn a very hard lesson... don't sameside pk in warrens while I am on.
Ok
o W> Sugga says 'then why does he start killing you?'
o W> Soboth says 'i dont i now'
(dumbass, you think the lie will get you friends?)
o W> Sugga looks around slowly as if looking for something hidden in the room.
o W> Soboth says 'a dont nou'
o W>' He did attack me while sleeping
Emote rasps He did attack me while sleeping
Ok.
o W>' and so I killed him
Emote rasps and so I killed him
Ok.
o W> Sugga says 'what about that soboth?'
o W>' and I will continue to kill him
Emote rasps and I will continue to kill him
Ok.
o W> Soboth says 'ya lie'
(He gives me the lie, and so now I must kill him every time I see him, because that is what rp Troll is all about.)
o W>Draught tells you 'well, hes a newbie. maybe you could try explaining to him what he isnt doing right?'
o W> Soboth says 'i dont kill troll'
o W> Draught tells you 'given that you have 18 levels more than him?'
o W> Soboth says 'im playing 2 tears'
o W>tel draught I am the Troll police.. trolls aren't very nice, you know.
o W>
Ok.
Sugga says 'well shaw, you killed him 3 times already for just attacking you'
Soboth says 'and never kill troll'
Sugga says 'time to stop it?'
Sugga says 'let's all give eachother a big hug'
Sugga says 'ok?'
(peace love and trollquility, eh?)
Sugga slaps himself, really strange...
Sugga says 'damn'
(*nod* this isn’t dreamland ya know)
Soboth nods solemnly.
Sugga says 'too many pukes lately'
Soboth says 'his lier'
Sugga says 'could be'
Sugga says 'call help of a bigger trollie and convince him'
Sugga says 'I can't do shit'
Sugga says 'me lowlevel softskin'
Draught claims:
Happy Birthday Incanus! *censored* years old today!
(yawn, can we noshout godlings plz? Or at least have a command that banishes this crap?)
o W> Soboth says 'im too'
Sugga says 'bah, I go bree'
Sugga says 'all come?'
Sugga says 'both?'
Soboth says 'but i think i now what to do'
o W>tel draught I am a troll and (rp) extraordinarliy angry w/this punk. I am gonna kill him a few more times. If I am on, and he is on, I will kill him. Is this approved rp from the gods?
Ok.
(ya know, I am really interested in some input from all of you who read this. I am a TROLL, after all!)
o W>Soboth is now a group member.
o W> Sugga says 'what?'
Incánus claims:
I'm 18 (again, *nod self*
(good Melkor, let me pretend as if I care for a moment…. Hmmm, no, I don’t care. Plz keep it to yourself)
o W> Draught tells you 'no'
(And why not?)
o W> Soboth says 'ya see'
o W>tel draught and if he is newbie, then mebee he should play puke?
Ok.
(A good point, I think)
o W>Draught tells you 'you kill him once, thast it.'
(How do I know he has learned his lesson if I kill him only once? He has not, as yet, begged my forgivness or offered any sort of apology!)
o W> Sugga says 'tell me'
o W> Draught tells you 'you already killed him 3 times, thats more than enough'
(My trollie doesn’t think so, he likes to kill, and if provoked, he will kill a lot!)
o W> A shimmering pillar of light appears, and Draught steps in...
o W> Sugga smiles viciously at Draught.
(a smile is one greeting)
o W>bow draught
You bow before him.
(a bow is a very nice formal greeting)
o W> Sugga licks Draught.
(this is a bit much, especially for the pukegodling, I think)
o W> Soboth smiles viciously.
o W> Sugga says 'solve this dude'
o W> Draught says 'soboth, dont attack other trolls especially if they are 18+ levels higher than you'
o W>' and especially if they are sleeping at grindeer
Emote rasps and especially if they are sleeping at grindeer
Ok.
o W> Sugga falls down laughing.
o W> Draught says 'Shaw, you killed him already. thats an end to it'
(not enuf for me, but if you gonna morgalvale me, then I suppost it is all I can do)
o W> Sugga nods in agreement with Draught.
Sugga pats Draught on his head.
o W> Draught says 'i dont care who started it, its finished.'
o W> Draught waves.
o W> Sugga says 'smart fella'
o W> Draught disappears in a puff of smoke.
o W> Sugga waves.
o W> Sugga says 'there'
o W> Sugga says 'that settled it'
o W>tel draught ok, that's enuf for me
Ok.
o W>
Draught tells you '*nod* i cant be bothered working out who's telling the truth :)'
o W>tel draught Why should I lie to you?
Ok.
o W> Draught tells you 'no reason for you to, no reason for him to either :)'
o W> Draught tells you 'but someone either lied or got what happened mixed up (maybe not eliberate)'
(Oh yes, it was quite deliberate)
o W>tel draught I see your (lackof) reasoning.
Draught tells you 'is possible he hit you but meant to hit something else'
Ok.
o W>tel draught Plz, mail me some of the crack you are smoking.
Ok.
o W> Draught tells you ':)'
o W> The head makes a popping noise as its eyes begin oozing out of their sockets.
