fucken
posted by Rza
2001-04-28 07:05:27
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shut up and read it or fuck off
At the fucking Well
a fuckin' circular stone well has been built here.
There is a motherfucking old street-lamp on the fucking border of the fucking street.
Elfy the fucking Elf is standing here, ridden by you.
A wealthy merchant is slowly strolling around here.
a motherfucking simple servant quietly walks around, performing that bastard's duties.
* R W C>
A merchant leaves east.
A servant leaves east.
* R W C>f elfy
c 'fireball' elfy
You and your jive quickly recall your sorry stored spell...
* W C Mana:Burning>
fucked-up.
You and your jive feel yourself exposed.
You stop riding Elfy.
Your sorry fireball hits Elfy with full force, causing an immediate death.
You and your hand-job receive your sorry share of experience.
Congratulations! This bullshit is the fucking first time you've killed that piece of shit!
Your sorry blood freezes as you hear Elfy's death cry.
Elfy is dead! R.I.P.
At the fucking Well
a motherfucking circular stone well has been built here.
There is a motherfucking old street-lamp on the fucking border of the fucking street.
The fucking corpse of *a fuckin' Elf* is lying here.
* W C Mana:Burning>
a fuckin' scholar has arrived from the fucking west.
* W C Mana:Burning>na eh elfy is killable?
fucked-up.
* W C Mana:Burning>na i just fireballed that shit
fucked-up.
* W C Mana:Burning>
A scholar leaves north.
* W C Mana:Burning>
a fuckin' Man has arrived from the fucking west.
* W C Mana:Burning>xc
examine corpse
corpse (here) :
a fuckin' pile of coins
a fuckin' loaf of bread
some cheese
some cheese
a fuckin' pair of soft leather boots (brand piece of shit new)
a thin pair of leather gloves (brand piece of shit new)
a goddamn Grey Havens map
a motherfucking map of Bree
a goddamn plain flowing skirt (brand piece of shit new)
a fuckin' torch
a loaf of bread
a loaf of bread
a motherfucking loaf of bread
a motherfucking plain shirt (brand piece of shit new)
a fortune-cookie
a goddamn cup
a hunting knife (brand piece of shit new)
a large sack
a torch
* W C Mana:Burning>
Urien narrates '*snicker*'
* W C Mana:Burning>whoi elfy
Elfy is a fuckin' level one Noldorin Apprentice.
Is playing from *Shit..com.
Gion narrates 'why?'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Niir narrates 'what? I smoke all these fools.  newbie protection gone now?'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Tinar narrates 'I bash with shealthed weapon, and can't without weapon
shealthed...wierd.'
* W C Mana:Burning>
A Man leaves east.
* W C Mana:Burning>na i think protection gone
fucked-up.
* W C Mana:Burning>store fire
Ogden narrates 'has a group of lenged mages with foci ever spammed control
weather together in one spot to fuckin' see fuckin' what happens if them poo pirates decrease temperature
like constantly in turns sleeping/casting?'
c 'store' fire
You and your jive start to concentrate...
Niir narrates 'shealthed????'
a motherfucking fine feather quill dips itself into a golden inkwell and draws MaraJade.
You and your jive stored that piece of shit.
* W C Mana:Burning>
MaraJade spanks you and your hand-job on your sorry butt.  Is that shit your sorry birthday?
* W C Mana:Burning>
A scholar has arrived from the fucking south.
* W C Mana:Burning>
a fuckin' scholar puts a lantern on that bastard's belt.
A scholar lights a goddamn lantern.
* W C Mana:Burning>sa woops

MaraJade says 'stop'
* W C Mana:Burning>fucked-up.
* W C Mana:Burning>At the fucking Well
a fuckin' circular stone well has been built here.
There is an old street-lamp on the fucking border of the fucking street.
The fucking corpse of *a fuckin' Elf* is lying here.
MaraJade the fucking Ainu is standing here.
An insolent scholar is here, pondering.
* W C Mana:Burning>sa i didnt mean that piece of shit
fucked-up.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Gion narrates 'why kill that shit?'
* W C Mana:Burning>
A scholar leaves west.
* W C Mana:Burning>
MaraJade says 'don't make my stupid ass ask to have you sauroned'
* W C Mana:Burning>
MaraJade says 'that's rediculous'
* W C Mana:Burning>sa ahr
fucked-up.
* W C Mana:Burning>nod
You and your jive nod solemnly.
* W C Mana:Burning>sa been there before!
fucked-up.
MaraJade sighs loudly.
* W C Mana:Burning>sc
170/170 hit, 110/123 mana, and 113/113 moves.
* W C Mana:Burning>
MaraJade says 'you and your monkey delibrately disobeyed my stupid ass'
* W C Mana:Burning>sa hm i didnt think that bastard would work
fucked-up.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Niir narrates 'cause you are one cockgobbling bastard and she loots whitie corpses and keeps the fucking crap, pisses
all fuckheads off, abuses newbie protection, etc.'
* W C Mana:Burning>
A Citizen Mercenary has arrived from the fucking west.
* W C Mana:Burning>sa no motherfucking i didnt disobey you and your hemorrhoids
fucked-up.
* W C Mana:Burning>At the fucking Well
a fuckin' circular stone well has been built here.
There is a goddamn old street-lamp on the fucking border of the fucking street.
The fucking corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
MaraJade the fucking Ainu is standing here.
a goddamn citizen-mercenary is here, waiting for a job.
* W C Mana:Burning>sc
170/170 hit, 120/123 mana, and 113/113 moves.
* W C Mana:Burning>get corpse
You and your sluts can't get the fucking corpse of *an Elf*, that shit's too fucking heavy.
* W C Mana:Burning>
a motherfucking Citizen Mercenary has arrived from the fucking west.
* W C>bc you are one fucking shit and
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
* W C>butcher corpse

a motherfucking Citizen Mercenary leaves east.
* W C>
You would never do anything so god-damn tasteless!
* W C>
a fuckin' Citizen Mercenary leaves south.
* W C>hang corpse

a goddamn merchant has arrived from the fucking north.
* W C>xc
You and your hand-job don't seem to fuckin' find a suitable spot to hang anything.
* W C>examine corpse
corpse (here) :
a pile of coins
a motherfucking loaf of bread
some cheese
some cheese
a goddamn pair of soft leather boots (brand piece of shit new)
a goddamn thin pair of leather gloves (brand piece of shit new)
a fuckin' Grey Havens map
a map of Bree
a plain flowing skirt (brand piece of shit new)
a goddamn torch
a loaf of bread
a loaf of bread
a goddamn loaf of bread
a plain shirt (brand piece of shit new)
a motherfucking fortune-cookie
a cup
a hunting knife (brand piece of shit new)
a motherfucking large sack
a torch
* W C>
Darkangel narrates 'Stealing Rohirrims etc :O)'
* W C>
MaraJade says 'you and your monkey did'
* W C>drag corpse

Elfy tells you 'oh u little fucker, u will be sorry now! '
* W C>
Mulefoot narrates 'do you get in truoble for looting whitties corpse'
* W C>
You grasp the fucking corpse and start dragging that bastard.
* W C>
MaraJade says 'i said for you and your sluts not to fuckin' kill that bastard again'
* W C>
a motherfucking merchant leaves east.
* W C>
a goddamn scholar has arrived from the fucking north.
* W C>
A merchant has arrived from the fucking east.
* W C>
Niir narrates 'whitie looting whitie is frowned apon HUGE!'
* W C>
a goddamn scholar leaves west.
* W C>
Elfy suddenly appears in a goddamn explosion of rhymes!
* W C>
A merchant leaves east.
* W C>b elfy
c 'lightning bolt' elfy
You start to fuckin' concentrate...
Elfy gets a torch from the fucking corpse of *a fuckin' Elf*.
Elfy gets a goddamn large sack from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a fuckin' hunting knife from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a motherfucking cup from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a fortune-cookie from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a goddamn plain shirt from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a goddamn loaf of bread from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a loaf of bread from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a fuckin' loaf of bread from the fucking corpse of *a goddamn Elf*.
Elfy gets a motherfucking torch from the fucking corpse of *a motherfucking Elf*.
Elfy gets a plain flowing skirt from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a map of Bree from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a fuckin' Grey Havens map from the fucking corpse of *a motherfucking Elf*.
Elfy gets a thin pair of leather gloves from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a fuckin' pair of soft leather boots from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets some cheese from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets some cheese from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a motherfucking loaf of bread from the fucking corpse of *an Elf*.
Elfy gets a fuckin' pile of coins from the fucking corpse of *a motherfucking Elf*.
* W C Mana:Burning>
fucked-up.
The fucking impact of your sorry lightning bolt kills Elfy.
You and your monkey receive your sorry share of experience.
Yes! 
You're beginning to get the fucking idea.
Your sorry blood freezes as you hear Elfy's death cry.
Elfy is dead! R.I.P.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Niir narrates 'almost same as pstealing.'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Mandorallan narrates 'sauron list rza pleez'
* W C Mana:Burning>sa ah fuck fuckin' what happend
fucked-up.

a motherfucking merchant has arrived from the fucking east.
* W C Mana:Burning>At the fucking Well
A circular stone well has been built here.
There is a goddamn old street-lamp on the fucking border of the fucking street.
The fucking corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The fucking corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
MaraJade the fucking Ainu is standing here.
A wealthy merchant is slowly strolling around here.
* W C Mana:Burning>
Mulefoot narrates 'but is that shit illeagle'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Mandorallan narrates 'elfy no motherfucking longer deserves to fuckin' die'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Korf narrates 'fuckin' what'd he do?'
* W C Mana:Burning>
Saving Rza.
* W C Mana:Burning>
A merchant leaves west.
* W C Mana:Burning>slap my stupid ass

MaraJade has jailed you in Fornost for 20 days.
* W C Mana:Burning>
You slap yourself, silly you and your monkey.
* W C Mana:Burning>
You struggle to pull the fucking corpse with you and your hand-job.
* W C Mana:Burning>t marajade oh no motherfucking!
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Unknown2001-04-28 07:09:03
Great Rza was a notable contributor to the 20th century literary tradition. Unfortunately, MUME is absolutely wrong-headed in terms of Rza's usual reactionary politics. In this paper, it will be proven that Rza's brilliant writing is representative of the strong Romantic ideals of the author's time. This claim is buttressed by three points: (1) the Positivist views of MUME's protagonist, Mr. Stephenson, (2) Rza's drug-influenced take on bathos throughout the book, and (3) the author's brave employment of farce depite the influence of the Colonialist school.

Rza's mom2001-04-28 08:30:24
Just go to your room. I'll talk to about this when I calm down.
Unknown2001-04-28 09:01:16
the burn maker.... www.thespark.com thats how rza and his monkey did that. love the log... DIE ELFY DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DMWA AHAHHAHAHAHhaklsjdflkago23!
Unknown2001-04-28 11:58:53
Rza now lvl 26 LOL :)
Rza2001-04-28 12:20:15
yeah this week i got 2 mobdeaths from freeze, 2 from linkless and im sure one was global lag, but who will give me level back? nobody i think, because im not a silly cocksucker
Elmir2001-04-28 22:06:33
Hakuna matata.
baphomet2001-04-29 01:03:04
MaraJade says 'you and your monkey delibrately disobeyed my stupid ass'

Forin the Fucki2001-04-29 01:04:50
Go fuckin' kill yourself instead Rza you cocksuckin' motherfuckin' moron!
Raichu2001-04-29 16:38:46
How old are we here? *boggle*
Vegeta2001-04-30 02:15:42
I loved it, we need to see more like this here
Johannes2001-04-30 08:24:46
I got bored around half way through, mostly because of the compact form though. *Shrug*
Grilz2001-05-02 04:24:24
How old are you rza?
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