awesome no wait FUCK :(
posted by Elmo
2001-05-01 08:15:01
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naked level 2 ruins my xp!
* R W C>na ther in old fnost right?
Ok.

* R W C>n
n
w
Junction on the King's Road
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A Dunadan soldier is here busily performing his duties.
Exits: North East South West.

* R W C>Lowyn narrates 'come gate w?'
Ender narrates 'other than that they the same'
The King's Road
There is an old street-lamp on the border of the street.
A little boy is here, running around.
Exits: North South West.

* R W C>Oops! 
You cannot go there riding!

* R W C>
Fordron tells you 'yes'

* R W C>
Serini narrates 'yes'

* R W C>n
Ruined King's Road
Exits: South West.

* R W C>w
w
Ruined King's Road
Exits: East West.

* R W C>n
The King's Road by the Palisade
A beggar is here, asking for a few coins.
Exits: North East South.

* R W C>w
w

Lowyn narrates 'which castle?'

* R W C>The King's Road by the Palisade
Flowstone is standing here.
Exits: North South West.
Flowstone leaves west.

* R W C>Gate in the Palisade
An experienced Dunadan officer is standing here, keeping things under control.
A Dunadan gateguard is standing here.
A Dunadan gateguard is standing here.
Fordron the Elf is sitting here.
Flowstone is standing here.
Exits: East South [West].

* R W C>w
The gate seems to be closed.

* R W C>The gate seems to be closed.

* R W C>say open
Ok.

* R W C>
Fordron smiles happily.
Saving Elmo.

* R W C>w

An experienced Dunadan officer looks you and your group over.
An experienced Dunadan officer unlocks the gate.
An experienced Dunadan officer opens the gate.

* R W C>West of the Wooden Gate
The butchered corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
The butchered corpse of a pack horse is lying here.
The butchered corpse of *an Elf* is lying here.
*Tushie the Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* is here, riding a hungry warg.
Exits: North East South =West=.
The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R W C>where
ko
Players in your zone
--------------------
Elmo                 - West of the Wooden Gate
Lowyn                - West of the Wooden Gate

* R W C>ma
bash
* R W C *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
k *orc*
You smite *Tushie the Orc*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R W C *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
Lowyn begins some strange incantations...
Serini narrates 'old fnost castle'

* R W C *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>
*Tushie the Orc* smites your head extremely hard.

*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* R W C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>cha moo agg
Ok.

* R W C HP:Fine *Tushie the Orc*:Fine>Lowyn utters the words 'eugszr zzur'
Lowyn cries 'Elbereth Gilthoniel' and makes *Tushie the Orc* shiver in pain.

Lowyn swiftly dodges *an Orc*'s attempt to smite her.

Lowyn barely slashes *an Orc*'s body and tickles it.

bash
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

*Tushie the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*Tushie the Orc* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.

*an Orc* begins some strange incantations...

You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.

The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

*Tushie the Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
Your victim has disappeared!
*Tushie the Orc* leaves south riding a hungry warg.
Lowyn begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Fine>Bash what or whom?

* R W C HP:Fine>ma

Lowyn avoids being bashed by *an Orc* who loses his balance and falls.

* R W C HP:Fine>cha moo agg
Ok.

* R W C HP:Fine>bo
bash *orc*

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

*Tushie the Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the west riding a hungry warg.

*Tushie the Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.
The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

bo
Lowyn utters the word 'pabraw'
Lowyn raises her voice and ancient powers make *an Orc* twist in pain.

Lowyn begins some strange incantations...

You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.

*an Orc* panics, and attempts to flee.
*an Orc* panics, but can't stop fighting to flee.
The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

Alas! 
You failed to reach him through the melee.

* R W C HP:Fine>bash *orc*

bo
Your bash at *an Orc* sends him sprawling.
You smite *an Orc*'s body extremely hard.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Hurt Lowyn:Healthy>bash *orc*
Bash someone already bashed? Aren't we funny?
Lowyn utters the word 'pabraw'
Lowyn raises her voice and ancient powers make *an Orc* twist in pain.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded Lowyn:Healthy>
Fordron has arrived from the east.
The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded Lowyn:Healthy>ma

Lowyn begins some strange incantations...

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded Lowyn:Healthy>
Fordron leaves west.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded Lowyn:Healthy>cha moo agg
Ok.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc*:Wounded Lowyn:Healthy>label orc aa
Ok.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Wounded Lowyn:Healthy>ma
cha moo agg
Ok.
Fordron has arrived from the west.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Wounded Lowyn:Healthy>
Lowyn utters the word 'pabraw'
Lowyn raises her voice and ancient powers make *an Orc* (aa) twist in pain.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>
Flowstone has arrived from the east.
Lowyn begins some strange incantations...
The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>
You smite *an Orc* (aa)'s body extremely hard and shatter it.
Your victim is shocked by your hit!
*an Orc* (aa) dismounts from a hungry warg, and stops riding it.
*an Orc* (aa) is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>w

*Tushie the Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* has arrived from the south riding a hungry warg.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>No way! 
You are fighting for your life!

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>get all corpse
put all pack
get all corpse
get all corpse
put all pack
get all corpse
You can't find anything in the corpse.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>get all corpse
put all pack
get all corpse

*Tushie the Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.
*an Orc* leaves west riding a hungry warg.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>get all corpse
put all pack
get all corpse
You put a stone in a leather backpack.
You put a silver goblet in a leather backpack.
You put a banded ring in a leather backpack.
You put a forest green cloak in a leather backpack.
You put a cross-pein hammer in a leather backpack.
You put a large metal wall shield in a leather backpack.
You put a longsword in a leather backpack.
You put a soft leather cap in a leather backpack.
You put a pair of smooth, black boots in a leather backpack.
get all corpse
put all pack
get all corpse
You put a thin pair of soft leather trousers in a leather backpack.
You put a thin pair of leather gloves in a leather backpack.
You put a thin pair of soft leather sleeves in a leather backpack.
You put a thin, soft leather jerkin in a leather backpack.
You put a mottled cloak in a leather backpack.
You put a dark broadsword in a leather backpack.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>
You can't find anything in the corpse.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>
You can't find anything in the corpse.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>
You don't have anything.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>
You can't find anything in the corpse.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>
You can't find anything in the corpse.

* R W C HP:Fine *an Orc* (aa):Awful Lowyn:Healthy>
You don't have anything.
Flowstone hits *an Orc* (aa)'s left foot extremely hard and shatters it.
Your blood freezes as you hear *an Orc* (aa)'s death cry.
*an Orc* (aa) has drawn his last breath! R.I.P.
Fordron gets a gold ring from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a grotesque necklace with a few pairs of ears from the corpse of
*an Orc*.
Fordron gets a black amulet from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a thick metal breastplate from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a great helm from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a pair of plate greaves from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a black pair of padded boots from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a thick pair of metal gauntlets from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a heavy pair of vambraces from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a metal buckler from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a black warg fur from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a leather backpack from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a keyring with a set of lock picks from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a great warsword from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a broad silver belt from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a butcher knife from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a fragrant-smelling bag from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a sable pouch from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a large skin from the corpse of *an Orc*.
Fordron gets a stone from the corpse of *an Orc*.

* R W C HP:Fine>Lowyn gets a fortune in gold from the corpse of *an Orc*.
You can't find anything in the corpse.
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Elmo2001-05-01 08:17:43
one newbie takes kill other takes eq and 30 mins speant trying to make him realize eq should be ours, hehe was funny.
Zoloft2001-05-01 08:22:15
* R W C HP:Fine Mana:Burning>cast 'harm' *woman*
You start to concentrate...

#Ok. $door is now set to {gate}.
You hear a *click* in a lock.
The gate is opened from the other side.

The gate closes quietly.
You hear a *click* in a lock.

*Lowyn the Rohir Woman* tries to slash Vale, but he parries successfully.

Tushie panics, and attempts to flee.
Tushie leaves south riding a hungry warg.
*Lowyn the Rohir Woman* begins some strange incantations...

*Lowyn the Rohir Woman* avoids being bashed by Vale who loses his balance
and falls.

Alas! There was no clear line of sight to her!
Fordron2001-05-01 08:31:40
no I spent a couple minutes asking for gold to reeq because I died to those orcs....and if I hadn't looted other orc in room prolly would have
Vale2001-05-01 09:07:46
*LAUGH* I can't believe you logged this classic lame fight by Lowyn(tm). She is as bad or worse than NSL - but she has played here FOREVER and still must play HIGHLY overpowered puke character in oversized groups. How boring this must be? I really had to resist posting this 'fight' so as not to be accused of 'whining' but you went ahead and did it for me. Fucking put Lowyn away and play something that takes some skill? Try a solo bn or something.
Elmo2001-05-01 09:22:10
i do agree with you puke casters are overpowerd i always felt that way
but oversized group? we 2 you 3 i don't get that man
Vale2001-05-01 09:26:01
Ah, yes I said to Tushie afterward that it was crazy that 2 pukes can rock 3 orcs so badly but he said there were 5-7 around or that more came in right after I died or something ... so I just assumed once I was bashed you or Lowyn narrated come. *shrug* But I died too quickly for the other trappers to enjoy all the 'fun'.
Vale2001-05-01 09:33:31
Ah, yes I said to Tushie afterward that it was crazy that 2 pukes can rock 3 orcs so badly but he said there were 5-7 around or that more came in right after I died or something ... so I just assumed once I was bashed you or Lowyn narrated come. *shrug* But I died too quickly for the other trappers to enjoy all the 'fun'.
Rogon2001-05-01 10:29:04
Uhm, what was oversized about being 2 pukes vs 3 orcs? Are you serious when you whine about that? Or trying to be funny? And if the char is powerful because its level 65, nothing stops you from getting a powerful char too.
A *newbie*2001-05-01 10:31:44
Why should eq be yours if Fordron looted? If newbies weren't making bait of themselves the orcs wouldn't show up in the first place. Flowstone got the kill cause he hung in there, so he deserved it as much as you did. I bet ya didn't even take care of those guys after they helped out. Whatapunk.
Vale2001-05-01 10:42:54
Na I wasn't whining about overkill ... just saying is about time Lowyn play a darkie instead of boring/overpowered puke. And I THOUGHT 5-7 came right after I died (so i was told). However, I imagine the power she wields is probably fun at times. Hell if I had that character, you would NEVER see me pking in groups. Would be one hell of a rocking solo pker.
Ecko2001-05-01 10:43:10
How does that system work...Vale is worth 100k I bet...so if FLowstone had had a bunch of tps...could he have been level 10 after the kill..or does it only give 2k to lowbies?
The King of Mum2001-05-01 10:54:03
My beloved subjects, by the powers vested in me as your King, I hereby bestow the high title of Orcslayer upon Flowstone for his uncommon valor in battle against the orkish hordes and as for his quick headed companion, the noble Fordron, I declare he shall known hereafter amoung your fellows as Fordron the Quickhand for his valiant liberation of much valuable equipment from Sauron's minions.
The King of Mum2001-05-01 10:55:12
And, oh yeah, Elmo is Putz of the Month again.
xp2001-05-01 10:55:15
atleast before you could never gain more than 1 level at the time, so he would get xp enough to be 1 xp from 2 levels up from where he were, darn shitty english here but what da heck
grunge2001-05-01 11:18:37
noone hit lowyn :) gotta hit the casters.
(that . is a period....understand?)
Finwë2001-05-01 14:11:06
With the incredible amount of spamlooting from Elmir (looks like he has macro buttons for get all corpse and put all pack!), I thought it was very funny that some lowbie looted all. :)
Elmir2001-05-01 14:15:09
Who was orc btw?
tushie2001-05-01 14:16:50
i'm on it
Zaber2001-05-01 14:24:21
Who gives a shit about what you think Lowyn should play, if she wanna play darkie she play darkie! =/
tushie2001-05-01 14:34:23
orcs were zoloft tushie and vale, vale died
ciluras2001-05-01 16:05:45
what smiter are you using, elmo? just curious
Arkine2001-05-01 16:23:23
Elmo: I'd just be happy if you stopped spam yelling during every fight. Get over yourself mate and stick to killing etc. Anyways, why are you playing puke so much lately?
Vale2001-05-01 17:39:07
Funny Grunge. I did TRY to hit her. She dodged my smite and I fell down like a lil fool trying to bash her. And Zaber, you suck more so shhhhh.
Elmir2001-05-01 17:48:47
Nods, Zaber sucks... Vale rocks or? Just checking. Now kvitt wajning and watch some hockey...
Raichu2001-05-01 18:24:56
No, you get limited xp you cannot level more then once a mob so if you get 100k at lvl 4 u get max lvl 5, 1xp to level.
Everhate2001-05-01 18:35:24
Lowyn did play darkie 1 day this month so leave her alone. So her BN died, then her orc shaman, but at least she plays darkie at least 1 time a month! Well, then she went back and played whitie, but at least she made an effort! Right? Maybe?
Unknown2001-05-01 18:40:17
About having a level 65 character......shouldnt Scrape be awsome being level 79 at pkilling? Why isn't he on warlord list? Scrape just sits at bree and fingers his ass
Lowyn2001-05-01 18:49:30
Hmmm sounds like Everhate is jealous since he is no longer on the warlords list and I will be on it until the end of time :)
Torment2001-05-01 19:09:56
I decayed off the warlord list cause I was retired you snaga of a Rohirrim. If I had the luxury of playing Mume all day like you I'd be a constant warlord too. Now go out and get a job, living with your parents after age 21 so you can play Mume and be a warlord not exactly what I'd call a successful goal oriented lifestyle!
Oile2001-05-01 20:25:13
At least Lowyn isn't a linkwhore like you, Vale! You would suck if you moved to Australia, even if you played puke!! Use dialup!
Majere2001-05-01 21:54:06
I am SO FUCKING SICK of you lamers! YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK, especially you Lowyn
you fucking smelly cunt! Fuck you!
Majere2001-05-01 22:50:58
I hate you all so FUCKING much that I name the animals I rape after you ASSHOLES (no FUCKING pun intended)
Vale2001-05-01 23:00:21
Oile ... funny ... I play from USA. Nuff said?
Mammoth2001-05-02 01:40:29
*rofl* Nice looting...
Mammoth2001-05-02 01:40:29
*rofl* Nice looting...
Mammoth2001-05-02 01:40:49
hehe sorry 8P My hands were shaking in the laughter.. clicked save twice!
Lowyn2001-05-02 03:36:32
I believe Ajax seems to have a fixation on me which isn't new :) Please talk to me when you achieve warlord status again. As long as your not on warlord list I will not acknowledge you.
A *newbie*2001-05-02 04:12:32
I think we should all get together and kick Elmo's ass for being a selfish putz. NEWBIES OF ARDA UNITE!!!!!!!!!!
Torment2001-05-02 05:02:17
Nice fake comments from Lowyn, fixation too big a word for her and she can't spell it either. Nice try though!
Galerech2001-05-02 05:34:29
I thought ajax and lowyn used to be like "this" *crosseshisfingers*
Anonymous2001-05-02 07:22:58
They were like "this" *sticks his finger up his ass*
DIAM2001-05-02 07:40:50
Can I SMELL your FINGER, PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASE?!???!!!!!
*a dark skinned2001-05-02 09:16:54
The only notable about this log is stupid loot spam. You spam loot like that then someone else grabs? Never seen anything like it. FUCKING PUKES BAWHAHAHAA!

Yeah Lowyn loves her superfullset, and I cant wait till she loses it... Way overpowered puke character BUT B U T she at least isnt a pathetic, sphincter licking labrat!
Mumma2001-05-02 18:18:13
heh, i can warlord too, and i like never follow any1. Warlord is nothing but a useless list of players who play much. Storeport & Teenpower
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